Adult store workers, what's the most N*FW thing a customer has done? 

The Asian guy had good intentions. Poor sweet man

"You sold THE BEHEMOTH" Like it's a legendary item is sounds funny tho

Finally a youtube that puts his pfp when he's talking to diffenciate first person story and his commentary

As retired Army I 100% approve of freaking out the lower enlisted. Having them at attention and whispering sweet nothings from behind close enough to feel hot breath is legendary.

can you imagine telling people your in jail for stealing a viberator

A year usually has 52 weeks as far as I know

2:42 as an Airsoft player, I find this hilarious and have massive respect to the guy. And yes, assuming he is using a TAGINN grenade launcher shell, it is very important to have a good air seal for a good shot.

Re: the airsoft dong bazooka story-- assuming these were silicone, silicone is *dense*. Even the relatively soft/squishy ones are still heavy for their size. Not the least bit surprised they did some bodily and property damage as a high-speed projectile.

That Asian guy is classy ngl. He wants his dream spot to have standards, respect. In Japan something I saw that STILL enraged me is pocket pussys labeled by age… and it went underage… Most Japanese people find it disgusting as well. It’s probably the reason he left Asia after all.

That last one 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

#12 it’s not a whole other level. It’s 100% believable. It’s fantastic that’s as far as she went. It could have been so much worse with extreme psychosis. Most people think about bi-polar, but true delusional psychosis exists.

This is NOT a store tale but a NSF military one. I was stationed at a remote base in some place that probably does not exist any more. Lacking any entertainment and being restricted to base, I brought my DVD player and a book of movies. Every couple days, the colonel would drop by my room, look through my collection and borrow a few DVDs that he could watch on his laptop. I had a selection of G, R and XXX rated and the Colonel would take the popular general-run movies. I neither asked nor cared because he was the Colonel. One day one of the guys came by to borrow the player and some adult DVDs which I allowed. I have to work with these guys and if the base got hit, my life depends on them liking me so... A couple days later I am leaving the barracks for a long walk for exercise and in the Day Room, I see my DVD player hooked up to a TV and playing a really hard core movie. I told the guy who had borrowed it to turn that off because if either of the women in the Squadron saw that, we BOTH would be given an Article-15 for porn. The guy pointed to the back of the room where the Major, a closet lesbian and her gf, a very attractive Mst, were 'holding hands' under a blanket watching the TV. They roomed together because they were the 'only women there'. We all knew they were sleeping together but no one cared because neither shirked their duties or gave the 'i am only a girl' excuse so many women in the military gave. Ok, if the Major wasn't going to complain, how could I. I left and the next night they borrowed a few more adult films and that Day Room became the focus where everyone on base gathered until we went home. I even got all my DVDs back when I went home.

Funniest stories I've heard in a long time tbh 😂😂

The Behemoth was definitely for the husband BTW not the wife😂

Man, Story 13... I would love to sit and judge, but in the late 80s, on the corner was a Stop and Go and they had a four foot wode wall with movies to rent. I think they were a dollar for a couple nights. My brother and I rented Labyrinth so many times in a row, that the tape broke in our VCR. So my grandparents took it back to the store to pay for it and the manager told them "Hey, its ok, these things happen and besides... you guys have already paid for at least six other copies of it."

Yup another disgustingly awesome video thanks men videos like this is why i stay

Lmao. You can get some that have a hollow center, but they're REALLY expensive (at least, the ones I've seen); what it's for is to fill it with...uh...fake fluid. Basically a luxury item as far as such things go. I imagine it's still fairly solid other than that, though.

I've heard alot of stories where woman who lose a baby go crazy and the one where the woman has to get her baby back sounds that

Dude broke it with his ass 😂

the last one is hilarious

I dare you to turn on the captions and read the first sentence

Story 4 is great

seeing your boss get the nipple twist could be really good for morale or really bad

The last one. 😂😂😂

last story was a.....banger...😅

When I lived in Las Vegas I had a neighbor that worked at an adult store on the west side close to the Strip. One day she heard a loud thump and called the police in a panic, it turned out to be an old guy died of a massive heart attack while huffing poppers (bottles of amyl nitrate) and pleasuring himself, he had fallen against the video booth door.

I literally panicked two seconds in, into the video I heard predators instead of Redditors 💀

I think Story Seven actually happened where I went to high school. Same thing happened, and it hit the fake dong wall too. The store was cool about it though, put on their sign that there was NOT a drive through.

Nearby sex store has a wall of shame. It's a poster sized security pic of thieves. One poster for each thief. Last time I was there 5 pictures where up. lol

There was a RU-vid Influencer that used to work in a Adult Store that was robbed at AXE point.

What they don’t realize is that man needed to be forced to return the dvd, now that he has the permanent rental legend has it he’s never been seen again…

52 weeks,dude. 52 weeks

First story is why I keep a knife on me lol

Had a part time job in college at a shop that focused on fantasy and role playing. Costumes and fetish type things. The store encouraged us that if we were comfortable to cosplay at work and let our safer kinks show. Again only if we were comfortable. So I’m a cosplay and chastity enthusiast, and wore my Revy outfit and chastity belt to work. Slow shift but eventually this woman comes in with her girlfriend, who turns out to be her sub and she strikes up a conversation about my chastity belt, I always let the waistband show. But after showing her the ones we sold she remarks they don’t seem as high quality as mine, and I politely explain the good ones are custom made. Still nothing weird about this conversation. That is until she insists I let her sub try mine on. I’m like what? You realize that it’s basically my underwear right? Her response, oh that’s just fine it’s kinkier that way. Nope nope nope. Even if I had the key with me, nope. That’s when I politely excused myself and clocked out

The chinese guy 😂😂😂

The night of the flying dongs 😂

What movie did he rent?

If you work at a porn shop is anything NSFW? Aside from the gross and/or illegal stuff that is.

Hell yeah

Some things are better not to

4:18 so who fell?

But these are not NSFW, but very SFW (in this case)

😂😂😂👍

nobody knows why this comment isnt famous

i heard at 0:00 "predditors" not redditers

Hi Christopher.

I like oranges

holy shit this was boring

Dongs

Hi Chris

bruh this wierd ahh

Those after story commentaries are so cringe

First 12 seconds yay

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14:28 He looked at the covid?