Advanced Engineer Contracts

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WARNING -- This video is very ADVANCED. Only watch this video if you are an EXPERT Engineer. If not, then proceed with EXTREME caution. You've been WARNED!!!
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
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Комментарии : 3 тыс.

@chillducky6489 4 года назад

"I still need to do my contracts!" *probably 3 years later and you can still do them contracts*

@sagarroy8679 3 года назад

I still have to do mine lol.

@xaza5625 3 года назад

@@sagarroy8679 SAME

@SPARKY358 3 года назад

14 stars left

@wuspoppin6564 3 года назад

I wish i could do them twice

@wuspoppin6564 3 года назад

Or even thrice

@aglassofojwowza 5 лет назад

"Uncle Dane's Big Mansion" (Is sleeping in a twin sized bed)

@McNugget-jm4yf 5 лет назад

Like a millionaire

@vaughnh.7070 5 лет назад

He is also sleeping with his glasses on.

@vipoff3309 5 лет назад

He watching his dream in HD

@twistedfates 5 лет назад

Mansion or not, why get more than you need

@glassofnut4110 4 года назад

*lenny face*

@mortifier6694 4 года назад

"We're gonna make it an Engineer contract" >Shows a clip of him playing Fat Scout

@cookiemonsterbeans7044 4 года назад

Mildy overweight scout you mean?

@DrRitterstein 4 года назад

More like Fat Engie

@2I377I 4 года назад

Lucas Cook He was playing heavy for like 3 seconds

@m3nj051 4 года назад

@@2I377I what do you mean?

@freezy3739 4 года назад

1:39

@stephaniehutchinson6740 5 лет назад

2:43 an engie DIED protecting your sentry. We must build memorial for “zombiefihher13”

@Niiue 5 лет назад

Stephanie Hutchinson zombiefighter13... may he rest in peace, knowing he protected a famous person’s sentry.

@jacksparrow-rd8qv 4 года назад

true

@SomewhatAnthony 4 года назад

Respect people who protect your sentry, especially if it’s an engineer, they are more respected

@muhhammadilham4743 4 года назад

BIG F

@scooble_ 4 года назад

This is so sad can we get a lowercase z in the chat for zombiefighter13

@thegentle-hooter46 5 лет назад

"What kind of defense is this?!" "I AM THE DEFENSE!"

@1634smith 5 лет назад

Uncle what kind of

@1634smith 5 лет назад

Actack is this I am the attache

@jameschamblee9067 5 лет назад

Actually it's ...ahem Uncle Dane:Lazy? Where is the defense!!!! lazy: I AM THE DEFENSE!!!!!!!!

@1634smith 5 лет назад

That the joke it reversed

@dzorua151 5 лет назад

What are you talking about lol?

@Supertimegamingify 3 года назад

The easiest way to dominate as engie is to play harvest.

@Blumoon09 3 года назад

You could say the same for medic seriously a person called fat magic dominated 4 people as medic you know the class that cant defend him self

@Supertimegamingify 3 года назад

@@Blumoon09 Well yeah, the Medic gets an assist if the person he's healing kills someone.

@Blumoon09 3 года назад

@@Supertimegamingify no this guy had a friend uber chaining and killed a lot of players as medic and he was the one who dominated with his medic they both used the uber saw so they had all of valve's uber

@boobknightofficial 3 года назад

@@Blumoon09 oml I thought u were talking bout me In steam I’m fat togami lol

@Blumoon09 3 года назад

@@boobknightofficial srry

@ohshoottre5262 5 лет назад

If you think about it, uncle Dane kind of looks like a engineer

@victorydance6439 5 лет назад

y'know that obese engi thing its like that

@rookie6841 5 лет назад

lmao but hurtful

@victorydance6439 5 лет назад

@@rookie6841 but true

@user-xi5pe4nj3v 5 лет назад

Yes

@dioxide39 5 лет назад

He's born to main engineer

@Retarda98pl 4 года назад

2:42 shout out to the engineer helping uncle dane repair his sentry

@CentralNintendo1 6 лет назад

The shotgun contract was really easy as engie. Just hold the shotgun in hand while the sentry gets the kills. It doesn't know that the kills came from the sentry for some reason and only reacts to getting a kill while holding the shotgun.

@thelastmlg2699 6 лет назад

CentralNintendo1 i did that to finished the contract

@CassiusBenard1 6 лет назад

Even better, all of those kill contracts will count assists as kills. So it's 5 combined kills and assists. The kicker? It thinks that you're assisting in your sentry kill with the shotgun if you shoot them.

@fruityninja4026 6 лет назад

It even seems to work through lives. My mini sentry got two kills while I was respawning and I only needed 3 kills for the “5 kills in one life” to trigger

@DuckyQuackington 6 лет назад

uncle wayne the sleepy main

@SmileytheSmile 6 лет назад

ankle dan for Kristmas I want a vintage bed a vintage COWSTrEAK bed

@imsmashingurgrandma 6 лет назад

It counts the amount of sleep you had

@bluesteele5786 5 лет назад

"If what you're doin is workin, keep on flerkin." -They

@Numbers225 5 лет назад

Now why do you have a supermodel in the opening shots, dane?

@mightyfire8257 4 года назад

Because, that is what he wants to become. In real life he has a disgusting 6 pack, and is 300 pounds of pure muscle.

@casuallyuncalm9488 4 года назад

All men should aim to be as beautiful as him

@goldengifts3830 4 года назад

Even Saxton Hale Himself can not be on the same level of superiority against Unclest Dank

@wasabi5932 3 года назад

@@casuallyuncalm9488 its impossible, no man can be as beautiful as a god

@TonyMacaroniyt 6 лет назад

Dane actually has an incredible sense of humour.

@wilburforce8046 6 лет назад

TonyMacaroni he really does

@spencenatorrex 5 лет назад

Unckel Dan is a very gud sentry man

@SoldierMan755 4 года назад

Awowowowowow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

@obamagameradventures 4 года назад

SoundSmith and Bearded Expense: *Allow us to introduce ourselves* Bearded Expense: *_angry monkey sounds_*

@Jay-hc4lz Год назад

@@obamagameradventures yeah bro lolz!!111111

@SmileytheSmile 6 лет назад

Doing contracts with my Steam buddies Sheogorath and (ocasionally) Veden was the most fun I've had with TF2 ever. There is at least one thing that this update did right, that not a single complainer can deny. It brought us all together and made us have fun, wether we liked it or not.

@imsmashingurgrandma 6 лет назад

Affirmative

@TheKidGamerYTgamer 6 лет назад

You were friends with a daedric god? Damn

@norahsnewgroove 6 лет назад

The contracts helped me find one of my new favourite weapons in the game, the Loose Cannon. I don't use any other launcher nowadays.

@patrylec1510 6 лет назад

I have a complain, No moni for de ticket , poor me nid moni. :(

@PootisPlayer 6 лет назад

i have no friends lmao

@ChuckDecker 4 года назад

2:52 I just want to give a shout out to this transition. Nice.

@SethanderWald 4 года назад

For sure! That was smooth af. :)

@lucasbread4836 4 года назад

Is it me or does Dane sound like a dying Yoshi when he’s snoring

@scooble_ 3 года назад

YO WTF HE DOES

@Tr0lliPop 3 года назад

* inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..." * inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..."

@ninjaish311 3 года назад

So that’s why that noise sounded familiar

@rajaryanpandey19 6 лет назад

0:16 *SPAH SAPPIN MAH HOUSE*

@ukukutt1926 6 лет назад

Yee

@sherlock6254 6 лет назад

@MrRedinator_ 6 лет назад

*apartment

@JohnDoe-dd7ne 6 лет назад

**mansion

@MrRedinator_ 6 лет назад

you forgot quotation marks

@hayward325 6 лет назад

You inspired me to go do mine while watching. I open Tf2, full of excitement, when my computer crashed

@GabrielNMaia 6 лет назад

FlyingYak ________________ tf2 always crash in casual,thats why I play in community servers

@staryoshi06 6 лет назад

+Gavriel N.Maia No you don't understand. His ENTIRE COMPUTER crashed.

@GabrielNMaia 6 лет назад

staryoshi06 yup,that also happens

@MrRedinator_ 6 лет назад

Well with (the upgraded) specs I have I'm no longer "soup riced" CPU:Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 @ 3 GHz GPU: NVidia Quadro FX 580 RAM: 2 GB OS: Win7 SSD: Non-existent MY: Com PU: Ter IS: Gar BA: Ge

@cakeyeater7392 6 лет назад

4d722e2052656473746f6e65 - Komentování nice

@Shivver 4 года назад

lazypurple: gets a lot of kills with engie somebody in the game: can somebody kill this uncle dane wanna be?

@mustardcookie864 3 года назад

*HOW IT FEELS TO PLAY E N G I N E E R*

@jakman8515 3 года назад

@@mustardcookie864 engiknee*

@mainalt6351 3 года назад

irrelevant

@dougthedonkey1805 3 года назад

What time stamp?

@Shivver 3 года назад

@@dougthedonkey1805 its in lazy's how it feels to play engineer

@thedoomguy9944 4 года назад

"bean juice not included" 0/10, worthless product, dont recommend to anyone

@MYG 6 лет назад

*ADVANCED MEAT*

@IC-23 6 лет назад

Tge comment below you(at this moment in time) makes this funnier

@bnuuyrabbit4752 6 лет назад

Wah

@MYG 6 лет назад

*noobenstein* because it's none of our business.

@thecauldron2212 6 лет назад

noobenstein Times change

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 6 лет назад

Because neither beards, body fat, nor baldness is normal? He isn't even bald, what? What is this comment?

@ilikeoranges1408 6 лет назад

why you look more like an engineer then the engineer does

@019s0 6 лет назад

Than* Sorry had to do it, it's an addiction

@jameshosking8569 6 лет назад

@aluminiumfoil4489 6 лет назад

sum buddy Well, if we're going there, the W should be capitalized and there should be a period at the end.

@owlboy9897 6 лет назад

Grammer Gestapo It’s a question, there’s gonna be a question mark sir.

@umonly5681 5 лет назад

Is that possible? Dane can’t look more like Engineer. Because Engineer is the prime example of an engineer. All the nazi’s in the chat are forcing me to use grammar. (Dildos)

@bottlegang3187 5 лет назад

guys when you get a sentry kill on an enemy damaged by your shotgun it counts toward the shotgun contract *gunslinger time*

@girf4233 5 лет назад

Aren't you a bit late?

@eurobeatintensifies5840 5 лет назад

@@girf4233 nah, people are still doing contacts to this day so this helpful

@jbmark8473 5 лет назад

@@eurobeatintensifies5840 can confirm, I'm getting sick of these "Kill a player capturing a point/pushing the cart." Contracts

@giovanniatonial2143 4 года назад

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Carl_Jacksonn 3 года назад

"Jungle inferno contracts last till February 11th , 2018" *laughs in f2p profit*

@banthaclause4167 6 лет назад

2:01 This isn’t your average, everyday meat... This is *ADVANCED MEAT*

@sherib5752 4 года назад

*Clicks tongue* noice

@somerandomweeb7176 6 лет назад

A child is like a sentry hit it and beat it so it works harder.

@johnathanraft1013 6 лет назад

why does it sound wrong

@Carebear_Pooh 6 лет назад

#banningchildabuseandlaborwasamistake

@lazylouie5687 6 лет назад

Hahahaha

@ExplosiveEntropy 6 лет назад

thats sentry abuse

@vbgvbg1133 6 лет назад

Damn thats dark

@williewanker1187 4 года назад

6:26 To be honest, I acted like that when I first saw that there was a quake rl in this game.

@monkeybear 5 лет назад

Holy shit, never knew Dane was a fellow Pink Floyd head! All of their vinyls @ 0:50 One love my dude!

@iscesp04 6 лет назад

DANE IS T H I C C

@stinkoman2x6 6 лет назад

I had to read this with my own 2 eyes and so does everyone else

@mikelorme635 6 лет назад

Tigerfan51087 what about the demoman?

@CFox_ 6 лет назад

dane is ethan from h3h3 confirmed ?

@ZaptyYT 6 лет назад

if I pay extra can I have the one shirt with bean juice included

@Gumballer92 6 лет назад

Zapty you know th31? nvm

@theweirdwolf1877 2 месяца назад

This is what I was looking for when scrolling through the comments

@specialunit0428 4 года назад

"Uncle Dane's big mansion" *shows a factory*

@pastellandscape4286 4 года назад

Ah yes I love when Uncle Dane uses dad jokes! 6:04

@ifureadthis_urgay 6 лет назад

1:45 poor leopold17uo :C

@johanavallejosnorambuena9031 5 лет назад

oof

@freezy3739 5 лет назад

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

@nathaniel1207 5 лет назад

But does thog care

@indisciipline 3 года назад

he tried so hard

@byron.australia 6 лет назад

*WE WANT ENGINEER BLUEPRINTS BACK*

@charrcoal2 4 года назад

Yes sir.

@Starcana-bu7pd 5 лет назад

Thank you for including HeartGold music! I love that game!

@cheekykunt7265 4 года назад

look at that butter smooth conection. MEANWHILE ON AUSTRALIAN SERVERS: day 3 i have gained the power of teleportation, still cant hit shit though

@samurailobster6561 3 года назад

Day 1̵̰͙͇̮͙͇͚͔̫͓̗͙̘͚̞̀́͑̿͆͋͆̆̿͐̊̉̌̌̃͝͠͝5̷̢̢̧͇̗̗͎͈͙̞̲̦̳̟͙̊̋̈̈́̓͑̈́͑̉̂̏̈́̌͊̈́͝͝͝3̸̧̭͖̣͉̌̓̇̃͐͆̇̇̀̓̽͜͝͝͠ : A spy trick stabbed me from 19 meters today I have finally escaped from my hellish limbo of glitching between the underwater posts under 2fort, all I needed to do was to leave this mortal coil. Goodbye brothers

@nuttynate6161 6 лет назад

It's not a Dane video unless the Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver soundtrack plays.

@kittyluvr 6 лет назад

NuttyNate cuz its his favourite game

@derek90909 6 лет назад

I loved it too

@Shours 6 лет назад

*Sentry Man*

@demm7777 5 лет назад

Dane: What to do now? My mind: tele farm

@mikecampau438 2 года назад

That was hands down the best merch pitch ive ever seen in my life

@StickMaster500 6 лет назад

The Widowmaker Kritzkrieg Combo is a scary sight to see! Also, now I can be the very good Sentry Main with Uncle Dane’s™ Teespring Merch!

@sirTyperys 6 лет назад

but i wanted to be very getgood engine man

@meme-pocalypsenotspookwage4598 6 лет назад

Wet farts ikr

@tuchi8519 6 лет назад

stickmaster i see you in every tf2 vid

@thesexelentsoldier8132 6 лет назад

You are the new Spookwagen mate.

@willyboi1389 6 лет назад

MORE POWER AL!

@birdidk5321 5 лет назад

You make those contracts look so fast to finish it takes me about 1 hour to fully complete 1 contract minimum

@fuz5567 5 лет назад

its called editing lol

@bmartin5525 4 года назад

I love the Pokemon music in your videos these tracks are really popping

@purplehaze2358 4 года назад

“If what you’re doing is working...then keep on flerking.” Uncle Seuss.

@two8three8 6 лет назад

i am now scared of pocketed engies

@GY-bd9bo 5 лет назад

it's called the widowmaker for a reason

@luigiforsthoffer 5 лет назад

@@GY-bd9bo It's called the windowmaker for a reason. You're gonna get glassed by it.

@YaboiSlendeR 6 лет назад

Shoot faster

@thecorruptible6799 6 лет назад

*HELLO MY NAME IS* YaBoiSlendeR And hi SlendeR

@BagofBonesJAW 6 лет назад

Oh hai mark

@_narrows 6 лет назад

Taking out the letter "b" changes the meaning a little bit.

@mago474 6 лет назад

Bruce Custodio oh wow

@MYG 6 лет назад

Oh hey it's SlendeR

@KumaPawha 4 года назад

I really like how chaos is this game but you put a calm pokemon song in it lol

@zoom0451 4 года назад

Got to admit though, that thumbnail is really good

@abhinavmishra1894 6 лет назад

Please uncle Don't push yourself Its not normal for you to upload this much

@KillerKilometers 6 лет назад

But it is normal. . .

@paperhat_boi 5 лет назад

_wow_ unexpected

@dascj4042 6 лет назад

Yo Uncle Dane, I'm diggin your shit. I've noticed your editing and humor has been getting so fucking good in your recent vids, I just wanna say keep it up my friend!

@scorzulu8968 5 лет назад

Medic + Engineer = shotgun Heavy with shotgun (only if u can aim)

@bladetheelectrowolf1554 3 года назад

I just wanna say your taste of music is on point.

@thenamesgames6393 6 лет назад

Dane you watch too much Spongebob

@UncleDane 6 лет назад

Not possible

@thenamesgames6393 6 лет назад

very much possible

@B.B.B 6 лет назад

you can never have enough Spongebob

@shami1kemi1 6 лет назад

Is not possible!

@eliasfatlandskjeie 6 лет назад

Man, I just have to say: I really love your videos. I think you are funny and entertaining. Moreover I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour. I even learn a lot about the game too. How to be a better player and how to enjoy it more. I've been watching your content for years, and I've especially enjoyed your content the last few months. Keep up the great work!

@HelioliskVEVO 4 года назад

this video is a timeless classic

@hexagonalchaos 2 года назад

that one medic was tired of the team not protecting them, so they picked up an enemy soldier's rocket launcher. they don't need a team anymore.

@ajon9354 6 лет назад

I was expecting you to put those shirts into your fridge.

@Lyrune 6 лет назад

*A D V A N C E D* *T A C T I C S*

@jerenjagodzinski9651 4 года назад

The engineer is engi-here

@Coco01 5 лет назад

That last 1.5 minutes. You are literally Gus Johnson hahah

@StickMaster500 6 лет назад

Uncle Dane is the next Rocky!

@DavidLopez-up3qm 6 лет назад

JJam don't give him attention.

@roni6135 6 лет назад

Ayy fancy seeing you here again.

@FilthyCasualty 6 лет назад

StickMaster500 people really hate you these days.

@uronthefbiwatchlist341 6 лет назад

U only get one comment

@cameronkerr3442 6 лет назад

Chad Edits Christ he comments a lot he still deserves a life.

@hattu7924 6 лет назад

honestly this was amazingly put together. i was originally just gonna watch it in the background while playing csgo but i cant anymore.

@hattu7924 6 лет назад

ok i actually got a bit further into the video its alright now

@hattu7924 6 лет назад

still my favourite video from you so far

@caingamin2 3 года назад

"Is it really that hard to make a friend in a pub match?" Yes

@G.reviewz 4 года назад

I know the feels of waking up and screaming its a natural part of my day for me.

@lunatik8272 6 лет назад

So what spongebob episode reference is this now?

@sandromicic6102 6 лет назад

0:28 Uncle Dane is very T H I C C engi mane

@DavidLopez-up3qm 6 лет назад

Sandro Mičić R.I.P T H I N N Dane. Welcome T H I C C Dane.

@coreylemon 4 года назад

I had to pause the vid to look up the game corner theme after I heard it in the shotgun section. Nostalgia, man.

@_fuushi 3 года назад

0:22 The jungle inferno campaign ends on February 11, 2018. It’s currently February 5, 2021 almost 3 years later and I have just finished my advanced engineer contracts

@emiguerrero12 6 лет назад

0:44 that pink floyd collection, cool

@BigShrimpin_ 6 лет назад

The beard really enhances the experience.

@JerrySucks 3 года назад

Rockets coming at ur sentry: PANIC pyros near ur sentry: kalm The pyros new: PANIC

@spooz 4 года назад

This intro is amazing on more levels than one.

@dell9431 6 лет назад

And over here I'm still trying to get the fucking hot hand for so long I basically wasted my mercenary park contract pass

@wrongtime9097 6 лет назад

get a friendly player on the other team to help out, then Degroot Keep for the hot hand contract. You'll thank me later

@eddyfizio5349 6 лет назад

ME TOO MEN, BUT I DIDN'T BUY THE PASS haha

@ExplosionKid570 6 лет назад

They made the contacts last forever if you bought the pass so yeah

@eddyfizio5349 6 лет назад

Mr. Depression WAT

@ExplosionKid570 6 лет назад

Eddy Fizio in the latest tf2 blog post they said that the contracker will "continue tracking your progress" after the campaign ends Plus you'll have access to the Merc park gift shop forever

@NotBigSurprise 6 лет назад

This isn't your average Engineer... This is... *A D V A N C E D* Engineer.

@Addicted2Electronics 3 года назад

That's a really cool thumbnail.

@danielabrahim494 2 года назад

Thank you man you just made my day :_)

@uberkirbeeh7954 6 лет назад

I spend around a week to do all of the contracts one by one till I got that golden contracker and it was not worth of it because I like the silver one more

@petkofuchalski9809 6 лет назад

ginius

@derekwang7902 6 лет назад

Ancle dan is verly THICC santa man

@GeZz. 6 лет назад

*fat

@necronerd7507 5 лет назад

“Bean juice not included” needs to be its own shirt design

@fishbiscuit8266 4 года назад

Thanks for making me forget what to search, Uncle

@josezas587 6 лет назад

You are the best ankle dave

@mosaic_slime4679 6 лет назад

Who's The Best Knee Cap?

@truktruk 6 лет назад

this video bwoke my computa

@painandmisery8971 4 года назад

i love your cute panicking sounds it feels so wholesome but at the same time it sounded like an old man going through vietnam war flashback.

@Johnconagher 3 года назад

When I started TF2 I was an engineer main then kind of went off hill a little bit but thanks to you I’m back to being an engineer main

@d1mensi0n70 6 лет назад

Man, that shirt is nice! There’s just one problem, here, just gotta... *Grabs marker* VIOLA! New shirt below; SPY -ENGIE- MAIN

@helperonie6791 6 лет назад

Uncle dane thinking about his life choices after the video ends lol

@scriptingrobloxian8685 3 года назад

Dane: Plays game corner music *Ah, a man of culture*

@caedlittler2149 3 года назад

The Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald route 101 music revived many memories, enough for me to find my old gameboy advance

@jortand 6 лет назад

I still love how Dane is the engi IRL

@MrBones-my5wm 6 лет назад

*meanwhile* ok that contract, now for the next map contract.....(hightower)...valve is forcing us to break the secret rule of not capping hightower

@liambrecke1013 5 лет назад

The way he snores and wakes up is hilarious

@borpothewizard 5 лет назад

Imma ask the Uncle Sentry tee for Christmas. Your welcome Uncle.

@texangamer137 6 лет назад

Question Dane, this is probably the question that you've probably been asked before, but if the rescue ranger never existed, what would be your favorite primary

@noone6991 5 лет назад

TexanGamer13 probably the widowmaker.

@servano5345 5 лет назад

@@noone6991 I don't think so, Dane said it's very situational and often forces you to choose between shooting or building. It's probably stock shotgun or frontier justice.