You make jokes about "Flesh Trains" but I ran into one of those in a Scion campaign when the band split up to do what they all thought was footwork stuff and each individually stumbled on an encounter the GM was planning for the whole band to face....on the same session. Mine happened to be a cybernetic train thing that had cannons that launched cannisters of gas that turned normal people into zombies....I ended up having to do a shadow of the colossus thing on it when it transformed into a humanoid form. I tricked the cyborg biker game attending it into fighting themselves by convincing them that there was a shape-shifting, illusion using child of Loki somewhere around infiltrating them and weren't the leaders of the pack behaving suspiciously, here, have this grenade while I go check something out.
Aha, today's Ben shirt finally dawns on me why I love them, yet am slightly offput. That TOP BUTTON. (me: cough, choke, die.) I haven't the fortitude to suffer the top button. Godspeed to you, you handsome man.
