Micheal, "She never got up . . . she never got up. . . ." William, "No worries, son. I know exactly how to hide a body!" Micheal, "Wait. . . . What? . . ."
"If I said I was gay, would you still love me?" "Don't be silly, son, you were an accident, I never loved you anyway" afton be like: "I'm not homophobic, I just never liked you at all"
The part where chris just straights up roast Michael in the best way possible and then says- "I mean its your house man I dont know why up would put that up there"
The hospital be like on the news: "This just came up today a man named William Afton got a sword shoved up his a**" *William dying of embarrassment* "I'm never going outside again!!!"