Air Traffic Controller's FIRST DAY On the Job - Flight Sim X (Multiplayer) 

I disagree

Mr. King Man you’re cleared for radio silence

I tried something like that with one of my female friends that would not stop arguing in circles (with herself I might add), it did not go well.....

You're cleared for opening window.

Rondo Cat what?

YES

Ikr lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His legitimate enthusiasm for successfully being an ATC is awesome

@@FlightRecorder1 ikr

Wholesome af

"say that again, but slowly" HAHAHAHHAH

Loooool im deeead

Lmao the logic

Hola Ryan

Lol

stat!

That's the funniest part of the whole video! 😂🤣

Honestly his improvisation is pretty amazing 😂

Roger, roger.

That was my favorite line in the whole video.

You don't have to deal with Southwest Air. Is Melbourne a good alternate to YSSY?

Do you all really say "up yer nan" and "in yer nan" in Australian ATCs?😆😆😆

Was gonna say, I don't know many ATCs but I know enough Aussies...

mate hes a kiwi what are on we gave ya russel crowe stop being ungrateful

​@@harrywatson7092 lol I was basically making a compliment about how laid back and funny Aussies are, but good thing you showed up to show me just how wrong I was.

Same!

@@biscuitladd7979 same lol

Me too last night. They are hysterical

same exact thing, I have no idea how i got to these vids

Hahaha me too! I cant get enough of them

*Absolute LEGEND*

Groundpound69 you weren't cleared for 1L, you were cleared for 2, get back in the air and land on runway 2 mister, confirm.....

LOL

this is the best comment i’ve seen on this video😂

2

Lol

Yeah, same here. I like to be serious on these types of games but too many people are essentially 8 to 20 & can't be serious, so I prefer my friends.

They're scripted. There are many cuts between the two different people when speaking.

He's not taking it seriously, he's just having fun with it

Stumbled across this also and am now addicted.

pero bakit mo pinatay si Antonio?

Just to be clear your profile pic is a gto 65 or 66

gtoger love the vids man

@@DaltonPettit '65 Tempest?

Ford fairlane?

Don't gto's have side by side headlights?

At an international airport no less.

an*

Yeah, uh, sampsons out on the runway spray painting a two.

nicksttrs or orange and green dots lol

Gordon!!

He sounded proud and accomplished in that moment, *VERY ACCOMPLISHED*

Between that line and the spray paint conversation that guy was awesome.

GORDON RAMSEY HELLO

NAME NAMENAME that was good lol

Lost my shit when he disagreed saying they had accents.

They were definitely stoned or drunk. No other explanation for their collective buffoonery than that or that they were stoned AND drunk.

@@RadioactiveSherbet or stoned AND American

NAME NAME NAME if they were American some gunshots would be in the background, they would be sleeping, or eating.

That's what makes David's vids so entertaining. Aside from perhaps your average 9-year-old gamer from the Netherlands or wherever, most people who play this _want_ realism, _want_ professionalism, but are aware that if they're being trolled they're prepared to give as well as they get -- and AirForceProud95 is an absolute pro at this _because_ of his aviation background -- and his own sardonic sense of humor.

I had to pause it and read the comment. I am crying as I type this. I needed this after a long day.

Lost it at AFP's response where he's like "Okay down to 11,000 Southwest 1738" When he gets a minor bit of progress out of the ATCs, he defaults to amicable pilot mode complete with etiquette and all.

DROP YOUR NAN+

John Pena Same! 😂😂😂

LOL i cant stop laughing

And That's literally impossible, its gonna require more than one day of experience" "You know how we do things here"

Sadly that is how supervisors get hired now🤣

Supervisor, first day on the job.. I'll definitely divert... Lol 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@@jtruther6062 apparently I don't

Oh my God 😂😂

I'd love to hear your thoughts on AFP's videos on the ATC who is trying to "leave" th tower and the bomb threat one.

He’s a n Aussie. It’s fine

It was his first day of ATC tho

After listening to this, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, @TheLongDark, thank you for your service.

Todd McQuiston I appreciate your kind words, but to be honest I only do the job because it's far and away the best job I've ever had.

@HamRadioConcepts callsign drop your nan

Charlie nan 1738

Australian call signs.

UHHHHHHHHHH.....

Bugga my nan!

One can only hope!

Yea, lifetime wallmart employee prize right here!

@@MiguelBaptista1981 I was about to say, this is the gig he took after being fired as a greeter at Walmart.

Ikr

No this is Patrick

Matt McDonalds, younger brother of Ronald McDonalds

chu doing here lodi where's our shitpost

999th like

1000th like

I also think the Supervisors last job was at McDonald's

How did he get hired, though 😂😂

Yes

@@snafuet hiring Manager's first day on job

he got fired by working for NS

I think that's just a polite way of saying "shut the fuck up"

eggo The ATC is a Kiwi mate, not Australian.

@@JJ-xp6mr Oh? How can you tell?

Ha

eggo Because I’m a Kiwi

@@JJ-xp6mr Am also kiwi, can confirm fish and chips in ATC Tower. Requesting clearance for pavlova.

There's something so entertaining about picturing this being a real conversation and AFP's snarky remarks lol

The subtitles are the best part.

Hey junior

Electronic voice transcription... a technology that has existed for at least 15 years. Think Dragon Naturally Speaking...

shanidar no technology is that accurate.

No, but you can get awfully close. From that point, it's just a matter of how quickly can you correct what the software didn't get right the first time?

Mike Andre blog it

Teww

*"like... STAT!"*

That was the best part...

I need to drop a big number two on the runway

@@BobsRockets LOL

Is Phoenix open?

Best part! 🤣

ROFLMAO

i havent laughed this hard and much in a long time haaha was about to comment this too

I’m gonna need a big ass 2 on the runway STAT over

so yes

Same thing, actually

People like this give us a bad rep. Fuck our nation amirightguys

i dont see the difference tbh

so absolutely stoned is called 'American stoned'?

NO!!!! Don't use that word!! Every douchebag days use that ''new'' word ''Juxtaposition''.

@@bobbybellingham2074 Congratulations on showing fear of anything beyond a fourth-grade vocabulary.

@@BlackaceXRogue360 LOL......oh the irony. You cannot even spell fourth grade correctly. hahaha......There you are now. Tried to sound clever and totally exposed your dumb ass.

Bobby Bellingham あんたってほんとバカ。:3

@@bobbybellingham2074 I haven't seen anyone using that word recently, though it's not really obscure, and the OP used it correctly, so I don't understand your problem? A sentence that contains one error, i.e. misuse of a single hyphen, could hardly be considered an indicator of intelligence and/or intellect so no it's not ironic, especially coming from someone whose own incorrectly capitalized and punctuated sentences would have a fourth grade teacher crying. You're just really pissed for no good reason.

bobolinkr New Zealand

He's not Australian.... he's a Kiwi

Pyronix same bullshit.

@Patrick Boateng With a similar accent? Mate?

Not Australian 😂

LMFAO omg hahahaha

YES

Lmao

As i was reading this he said it. I am JESUS

Hahahahahaha

The man the myth the legend Jeff

😂😂😂

It's called Role play man. It is really fun. Especially when you have other people roleplaying as well.

Your going to get suprised just how many Roleplay seriously in these type of games Its a simulation Thats supposed to be RolePlayed like real life Some people with actual Careers does it just for their training

I also doing seriously in simulator games

Can you imagine that guy getting so high and thinking somehow he actually got to intercept a signal from an actual plane and start panicking that he's gonna crash it?

Dude it's role playing! Check out some of the GTA V role play of police officers. It's amazing to watch the interactions on those servers.

CaptainJelte haha he sound like a 17 year old 'kid' but wtf, this guy can be that old

We're going to go ahead keep that one for the blog back home

Blog it

Te moment you realize he was not trolling! *Jaw down*!!!

*T shirt slogan?

@Mmm 333 They said wee bit which is a Kiwi thing and thats a Kiwi accent.

@Mmm 333 You sound like you're having a tantrum. And those guys definitely sound like Kiwis. Have you ever been to New Zealand? I have. You haven't presented any hard evidence of them being Aussie.

Mmm 333 so because you’ve played online video games for over 15 years and have come across many Aussies and kiwis , you know the kiwi accent more than someone from NZ? Lol ? I grew up in NZ and have now lived in Australia for many years and the guy in the video definitely has a kiwi accent

@Mmm 333 I agree that the they are Australian... But at the same time, it is quite possible that they are New Zealand... Either way, just quitcha bitchin and accept the fact some people hear Australian, and others hear New Zealand

@Mmm 333 yeah, I get your point... And I completely agree with, because like you said, they most likely are Aussie being Australian population is 4-5x larger than NZ... Just tryna say that although people disagree, if you retaliate, you're just gonna get more shit about it

G20 too many high speed low altitude passes

FunkyA Ah! That makes a lot of sense!

Clockworks Gamer The joke Your head

no mate your a joke

G20 They tend to be very suididal due to stress, so maybe?

this is probably flights in inner australia

I'm a pilot... You would shit yourself if you knew what was going on sometimes. Private, not commercial. But I've seen and heard things that would make living in a bunker reasonable.

@@lostintheprobabilityfield1070 ok. Now you are obligated to tell us about some of the worst.

@@lostintheprobabilityfield1070 please tell some stories!

JoelRiter So this happened just before I got my solo rating.. Me and my instructor were doing touch and goes at ILE on runway 19, about our 3rd one for the session so we were staying in the pattern. Of course according to the sock, it was runway one niner, and due to noise abatement, runway zero one was a left hand pattern. So if anyone got confused, you'd both be exactly at the same altitude, same distance from the runway going right at each other.. And something I noticed about old guys flying their personal aircraft: They don't like using the radio to either announce their intentions nor hear anyone else's. My instructor was a bit fixated going over the downwind leg checklist.. I was a bit edgy in my early 20's, so between it all I was still scanning outside... I missed the Skymaster entering the wrong pattern, but a fraction of a second after my instructor started going over something involving the AI, I see a prop and wings perfectly bisected by the horizon dead ahead. We couldn't have been 1/2 of ILE's runway apart. Self preservation kicked in. I slammed the yoke and rudder hard left and pulled back fairly hard, shoving my instructors face into the right window, where we both saw the skymaster get easily within 200 feet of us, his engines were louder than ours in our 172. After we recovered I scanned around, then started shaking.. I asked my instructor if he was good, since he just basically took a shot to the face and saw his death zip by. He affirmed he was good, he already had his hands on the controls, but I guarantee he didn't have the strength to overcome my adrenaline, even with his. Upon his acknowledgment I pulled back my feet and hands. Next landing was his and a final stop for a badly needed lunch break. I at first wanted to report the near miss, but during lunch and NOT because my instructor mentioned it, I realized he was at fault a bit as well as an instructor that got distracted by the lesson and stopped flying the plane. The Skymaster was easily 90% responsible. When we confronted him on the ground, he claimed he never saw us. He was at that lunch, on him. He was shook up as well. I asked if either of them learned anything from the incident. Old guy swore he'd use his radio more and brush up on basic pattern rules, my instructor swore to never stop flying the plane. Good enough, we all agreed to let it go as long as the nearest radar at Ft. Hood never said anything. That was in the mid 1990's.

Oi need a big ass two

cheeki breeki

The weed field remember that

I thought he said "altitude" at first and lmao'd

@Zero Cool Well he was just fully in his character

@Zero Cool the guy could have just let him land the plane

@Zero Cool well he asked vectors to the airport, instead he got some aussie bullshit, who didn't probably saw the plane on his eyes... He didn't even tried to vector him to the airport... Like... Really tf was that ATC...

Southwest 1738, this is tower requesting lower *attitude*

I just spit out my drink xD

@@JuanRamirez-bj6qe What from Mcdonalds?

Taco????

“No this is Patrick!”

@@JakeBSchultz McSuckalds was my first job ever and when they put me on drive through that's all I heard from most people LEMME GET UUHHHHH

LMAO

ShadowMan you blog that sauce boss

ShadowMan so was the spaghetti buttered?

saberline152: it was indeed

I would actually read that blog maybe

same lol

Blog it

ethan hatcher “drop your nan”

Bugga yer nan

Through your nan.

ethan hatcher crying 😂😂😂

*_Feel The ill-nanss_*

It's training him how to deal with morons.

rip same

Same, all I wanted to do irl is fly planes for a job too

If I didnt know better I would say : this was staged as fuck.

Gordon and I*

This Kiwi ATC totally outshone Airfarcepude95! :)

you mean Airpringle65 ?

Mark Penney is it a kiwi. Thought it was a Aussie (I'm a kiwi )

lol

Yes. Be very afraid.

no it's not it is very professional. this this i have no idea whats up funny to watch being a combat pilot myself.. if i ever saw or heard this from las vegas tower i be soo pissed and those assholes would not have a job anymore.. hence the difference between games and reality....

@@talienakaru mate it was a joke

@@talienakaru r/woosh

@Mmm 333 isn't a kiwi a bird or a fruit or something

I call them hobbits

@@charlesballiet7074 Aussie's refer to New Zealanders as Kiwis

@@AvoidTheCadaver Not just Aussies, Brits too

@Mmm 333 its cause he is kiwi nurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Because this man is very witty and the atc is hilarious.

Me.

Yep. Didn't check his speed but pretty sure he'd have an interesting flight.

What’s up

Flaphand I think he said 220 knots, so he probably wouldn’t ripped them off but, yea, not a comfortable flight for sure.

i was looking in the comments to see if anyone noticed that

He probably wanted to check if the ATC would even notice...

@Liam Young Its a simulator, the fun comes from having realism. Realism doesnt equal not having fun, and its also always fun to try to go full realism on newbies.

@Liam Young They are both in on the joke and they're both having fun with it

Both the pilot and ATC are stoned😂😂😂😂

I noticed straight away but neither ATC nor pilot made any mention of it while trolling each other.

I would watch the videos

DO IT!. I wanna see that

DOOO IT!!

Never played the game, but I'd love to play as a controller here :D Btw pilot did a good job trying to keep things "professional" :D

@@justacommenter7743 agreed 100% pilot did a phenomenal job

Lauren Williams No, from New Zealand

I’ve never heard it and I’m from England, maybe it’s a northern thing?

@@saintclarus I use chock a block and I'm from the south. Must vary by area/county

@@crescentceleste Wherabouts in the south? I'm in Bristol

Grand ɪo yeh choka block is definitely a thing where I am too

Aaron Willhite I found this the funniest part"do we have some spray cans, I gotta put a big ass 2 on the runway"😂

Well, if there was runway 1 it is entirely plausible that it changed to 2 due to change ofEarth magnetic field, though I am surprised they have decided to change the numbers with plane on final approach:D

I relate 100%

Are u related to me cuz same story right here

superextempman its*

That is definitely a New Zealand accent. Close, but not quite.

yammmit it’s* he spelt it right

Ty Wild327 its*

My entire life in a nutshell

Same

I find it highly entertaining.

If you enjoy it, is it really still boring than?

@@goofygoober779 weirdly enough, no

everyone knows kiwis don't have bants like that

@Zero Cool nah mate I've literally heard someone go "aw but the water would fall upwards in Australia so it can't be a thing"

@Zero Cool I'm guessing you didn't hear about a few youtube videos of weirdos ranting about that Australia doesn't exist. :D

Armaron and they aren’t wrong. Australia isnt real. Anything that you call proof is actually a well fabricated lie to cover up one of the most horrific mass murders in all of history. Because people in this day and age would give two shits about what the brits did with their prisoners a few centuries ago.

@@bolsen9900 they lost a war against birds. Twice. Not relevant to the conversation I just like pointing that out

"SPRAY PAINT"😂

Lol 😂😂😂

1L + 1R = Runway 2

I fucking lost it at that :D

that made me laugh as well

🤣🤣🤣

You do if your in training

“I hear an accent so that’s OBVIOUSLY not the case.”

If we could get a lower altitude

It's a way of calling Americans dumb lmao

@@James-vy5jg wow who knew

@@Formula1st tbf based on the other comments im fair sure alot of people didnt get it. americans arent the brightest

They say it over here in England too

Bubbalubba that’s a lie...

He sounds like he is from New Zealand not Aussie. But we all use that phrase either way

It's an saying from England. The Australians and New Zealanders may use it as well but didn't start it

Well it's English slang. You just stole it along with all the other shit you stole. That's why we sent you to Australia in the first place