@@brianregan1698 ALWAYS enjoy your material Brian! Saw you at the Fargo Theater 20 years ago or so... Prior to that..."The big yellow one is the sun!" That is what launched your career and made you my favorite comedian from that point forward! Thank you sir.
There are lots of great, "smart" comedians dealing with more adventurous subject matter, but there is just no one who, when they are ON, at the top of their craft, can approach Regan's hilarity.
His ability to talk about a standup standard like air travel and make it pure gold is astounding. Every comic - EVERY comic - has a an airplane bit. It's the most low-hanging universal topic fruit. His masterful, animated, hyperbolic delivery transforms anything into an adventure. Yes. The epitome of hyperbole. :-D
He missed one. After the plane lands please remain seated till we're parked at the gate. **Wheel barely touches** everyone jumps up and starts grabbing bags.
“It comes with a turnip and a spork” and “you have this much room and you have a dead yak”; I am listening to this in an airport lounge and laughing so hard I’m crying. 😂
This has happened to me several times. I've seen the guy numerous times over the past 30 years, including on our honeymoon. Within 7 years of noticing that this guy can bring me to the point of a migraine-type headache, via laughter, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Surgery, followed by the "all clear" diagnosis has me crediting Regan's routines as having saved my life.
Frankly flying is a necessary evil. I don’t like it at all. First you have to go through the gestapo after you get through that crap and you get to walk about half a mile to where the gate might be on the first try we don’t know about whether or not will show up or the airplane will show up, never never never playing craps
6:02 "I'm embarrassed to be human." "I WANNA GET ON!" "You're gonna get on." "I WANT TO GET ON BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE!" "Why?" Brian is right. Being a human is embarrassing.
I was on an American airline to the Republic of China and our aircraft had just landed. The flight attendant had gotten on the speaker to tell everyone to remain seated until to the gate. You’d think that she had said to stand up in unison, fight over positioning to grab their 900 pounds of luggage and bum rush the door.
this is great! and so true. i have been a flight attendant for 25 years, and this guy hit the nail on the head. i wish we could show this on the plane, and throughout the airports!
I'll tell you why people rush the gate at boarding time. It's because you people always overbook the flight. Which should be fucking illegal! How does that even happen huh? It's not as if a fucking construction crew comes in between each flight to add or remove seats. The plane has had the same amount of seats It's always had since the fucking day it was built! What are you worried that some people won't show up? Who gives a fuck?! You already have their money you greedy fucking bastards!!
The last time I flew, it was on a Japanese ANA domestic flight from Osaka-Itami to Miyazaki (the capital of Miyazaki Prefecture). It was a single-class, 90-minute hop. My wife and I arrived an hour prior to departure, like any experienced traveller would. There were very few other passengers there, even though the flight was sold out. People trickled in over a period of about 45 minutes. No one lounged on the floor or laid themselves across four seats in the waiting area. Everyone sat reading or listening to music. Finally, with about 12 minutes to go before scheduled departure, the gate attendants announced the boarding procedure. Everyone collected their luggage, lined up in accordance with the announced order, then moved with purpose onto the aircraft. All of the passengers quickly stowed their carry-on luggage, sat down, fastened their seat belts and waited patiently. The flight left ON TIME.
“You don’t see all these people jammed up, waiting on you? You don’t see any of that? Oh this is YOUR world! it’s all about YOU! You let us know when YOU’RE all set, caption YOU planet.”
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus" Romans 3:23-24
