AITA for refusing to let it go (React Court) 

I like to think that the lawyer went to his friends and told them about this insane client

@@moguel1524 I like to think the lawyers friends are all lawyers and they talk about their crazy clients like parents would talk about their kids middle school issues 😅

​@@christopherthompson5400I have to assume they just don't cause NDA and lawyer confidentiality and alllat

​@@fujster You have to be extremely naive in your world view if you think they don't talk about this stuff. Would love to be in your World for even a second, seems a lot simpler.

⁠@@fujster I had this crazy client before who…

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AYEM AE SEHTI AE VEHK, even if you do see an Almalexia you are the Almalexia

@@beanjavert SO true bestie

It's never a throuple, there's only ever a couple and a spare wheel. If you think different you are the spare wheel. 😂

My man told his coworkers lmfao

The wife that didn't clean the dog pee and the wife that was pissed someone else didn't clean her own pee is literally the exact same energy being "I can't be asked to clean up a mess I am capable of and by all accounts am responsible for cleaning so I think everyone else is the asshole for not doing it for me." I am not saying a husband or boyfriend shouldn't help clean it up, it is ADMIRABLE if they do, it is not being an ASSHOLE to not do it. The fact the wife compared him not cleaning up after her as a sign he wouldn't clean up after a fucking baby is telling, because she's essentially attributing a similarity between her and a baby incapable of doing anything. Simply put, if he was the one to make a mess, was embarrassed or sick or for whatever reason didn't want to clean it up would we be expecting her to be cleaning it up? And that's not even accounting for the fact he did have to work and she did not.

@@deadzoneternity bro are you okay? Lady is in her third trimester, she most likely can't even bend over properly and her hormones would be like in the stratosphere after something like that She's not asking him just cause she can't be bothered

@@Vincentoist I am aware she has a reason to not want to do it, and that she would be emotional about it, that doesn't really change that it would ultimately still be her responsibility to do, but also that it would be good of him to clean it or help, but it shouldn't be a "clean up after me or we're over," kind of thing, it should be a "it's very nice and appreciated if you would," kind of thing. She has reasons to not want to do it, including it being difficult and embarrassing and her being emotional, he also has reasons to not do it including having to work in the morning, it not being his mess, and being something he is grossed out by. Now again, I'll ask, would you expect her to clean up after him and think she is an asshole for not doing so if he was in some way incapacitated or emotional for one reason or another but still physically capable of doing it albeit very difficult to do so?

@@deadzoneternity no, because he is clearly not in the same situation. If he was truly incapicatated then of course she would be the asshole. They're in a de facto relationship, that's the point of this shit. You're also coming off yourself as someone who's never been in a good serious relationship, not everything in life is contractual or should be judged solely on black and white ethical terms. Ironically, your comment is the type of one that NL often laughs about in other react court episodes.

the added context makes this hilarious I wonder if he intended it

who are you, the "library of let-" oh wait

@@Cmanorange what?

@@decker9911hg there's a clip channel called Library of Letourneau

Followed by “why do we need another word for throuple?” Right after forgetting about the word “warm” lol

"my ass is crassus" got me

Got curious about the etymology of lukewarm, apparently lukehot was a thing once upon a time

Literally was about to put this on the background while enjoying some good green holiday cheer. Feel this comment in my core.

It never made sense to me that you get stoned by smoking plants. One is a mineral, the other is vegetation. Then again, "I'm so planted right now" sounds a bit silly. Would love to hear your thoughts on this.

@@Chromodar I think the phrase "stoned" has more to do with the effect it has on you. There have been a couple rare times I was so high I literally felt glued to my spot, like I couldn't move. Like, I wanted to move but my brain wouldn't let me. So kinda like a stone I guess.

i think stoned absolutely fits, a lot of times the high hits like a brick, like someone threw a stone at u and boom now you're all happy and dizzy kinda. i think it fits :) A word i hate more for describing intoxication is DRUNK. its literally just a past tense of drink. like its lazy af. im guessing the origin was derived from like the 1600s. "whats wrong with him?" "oh hes drunk a lot." "DRUNK you say....... hmmm" "yes hes drunk". thank you

enjoy :)

It is not the first time I see Bolt being regarded as a favorite, I think it is really regarded as that good by some circles.

@@joaopedrocruz6432 that is crazy because I might say it's the worst none sequel Disney movie.

@@unikracoon1913 i am sorry, but home on the range exists. we all rather it didn't, yet it does.

@@Tanzklaue we're trying to forget song of the south now huh (I haven't seen it myself, but it's known as one of if not *the* most outwardly racist Disney movies)

@unikracoon bolt was one of my favorite movies for a while, watched it as a kid and was obsessed with dogs and fast things so they just mixed two of my favorite things

It made me spit out my drink… which was pee.

My grandmother is 90 years old and not in excruciating pain, she walks a bit slowly and has bad hearing but that's it lmao

My grandmother was 98 and was strong and healthy till the last year of her life

My grandpa is 77 and he is doing pretty alright

@@brawlers9901 I'm 28 and I walk a bit slowly and have bad hearing, I feel that

that comment definitely comes off as a thought from someone very young

she's not real

I'm not a pee guy, I'm just curious of the logistics of the scenario and the route of the plumbing. I get it, we've all seen a garden hose, we're therefore able to easily translate that experience across to the male anatomy. Guys are probably just less put off by bodily functions because they don't experience certain other bodily functions regularly and they naturally have some evolutionary acceptance of it from when cavemen used to like crawl through animal poop to hunt or something idk

I think he played clarinet for 1 school year

I wouldn’t care if one person did that at my wedding but getting food for others is disrespectful

@@bluecultor6178 yeah I don't get why this is "something else" lol this seems pretty well within the realm of normalcy

@@bluecultor6178​The point of a wedding is to celebrate the bride and groom. If you’re 22 years old and can’t even comprehend how your actions in that situation might affect either or both of those two then you need to get back on that short bus and return to school

@@bluecultor6178 I'd be a little frustrated, but I dunno if I'd be able to call anyone 'the arsehole' in that situation. I think it would probably feel quite rude to have organised a nice meal, and to see someone turn up their nose and go get KFC for everyone. I do struggle to find sympathy for picky eaters who won't even try something, when it's a buffet with options. I guess it's a result of growing up with money being a little tight, so "you get what you're given, and you can't have something else," And now being the one who cooks for my housemates- remembering that time they threw my stir fry in the bin because it had mushrooms in.

It's not even that is a wedding, if I was hosting a party for ANY reason and I'm providing food, and someone leaves and brings back McDonald's I'm shaming the fuck out of them and they're not welcome in my party lol.

when you need to escalate it do you say you shit someone else's pants??

Buy me. Sell me. Peg me.

“Very cool”

what lunatic sits in someone else's piss? you can wipe the seat before you sit. I do every time as a force of habit because people be leavin the seat nasty so often.

as a former janitor, that shit pissed me off. It wouldn't have been so bad if they'd just taken toilet paper and wiped up after themselves. Literally just clean up after yourself should be the bare minimum requirement to exist in society without direct supervision. Always the boomers who did it too

@@dontuserachelslurs some people have way too much faith in their fellow man and don't look first. But the problem is also that eventually the pee will dry onto the seat, which makes the whole situation that much worse. Wiping it off is on the squat pisser

Well the seat was up, so she didn't pee on it.

Esp being married…”in sickness and health” includes later in life having to deal with that sorta thing AND being old. Like, this is just the start! 😅

I mean she's a grown woman, she can just clean up after her own filth.

me getting radicalized as a feminist thru AITA rn

@@jenm1 LOL. Tfw you cant tell the difference between basic human love and “radical feminism”

@@5hirtandtieler can't tell if this is based or unhinged, either way +2

fr, poop and pee ain't nothing, just another day at the office. vomit is in every way worse

I remember asking my ENT why he got into his specialty and he basically said that spit and snot grossed him out the least so this is very real

i would rather buy a new carpet than cleaning vomit off of it

worked as a nursing home janitor for awhile. I'll take pee and poop over vomit any day of the damn week

I just own a cat and I can absolutely say this. Its not even about the smell, its about what it is. Some gloves and I can handle piss and poop easily. Just using a paper towel and gloves or something. Its fine. Any time I clean cat vomit, I want to projectlile hurl all over. I dont know why. I just do. I can use a respirator, I can use double gloves, paper towels, even cleaning products and I still want to fuckin vomit all over.

auuuughhh i'm not a piss guy!

It’s actually the opposite

my jaw dropped again when an EMT chatter said vomit is the worst

Extremely ignorant comment. Disgust is subjective so congrats if it doesn’t bother you. Even extreme germaphobes deserve a spouse and kids lol. And you’re completely ignoring that the husband is risking his own effing comfort and life to provide for not only her spawn but also herself so that emotional blackmail doesn’t really hold up

how is it a red flag to be uncomfortable about something. I’m uncomfortable about people being shot and my husband works for the FBI and has shot people before, sometimes with me present. I’ve complained and they’ve assured me it’s fine to not be comfortable with it. I guess I’m a red flag? Maybe you’ll have some more sympathy, you never know what life someone has lived. Maybe his best friend died of an overdose and he came across his lifeless body with bodily fluids all over it, and seeing them causes him to remember the day a young soul was taken. I think you need to be more empathetic, you’re sounding like a Nazi.

I also do not think a spouse is the closest thing to you. Typically, it is more important to maintain food and water over individualized social comforts (eg. A spouse, SO etc). I think you’ve got your priorities incredibly messed up if you think maintaining a good relationship should take precedent over your own well-being. I’m sure you’d like someone to starve to death before they hang up on a phone call with you?

​@@zzz-gw2xb i love when people make absolutely insane analogies like going from being disgusted to bodily fluids to being disgusted by people getting SHOT; thinking it somehow bolsters their argument. also the whole "maybe" thing is you shoving made-up context into a completely unrelated scenario, you dialing everything up to 10 with the nazi shit suggests you have zero nuance

@@zzz-gw2xb welp after reading this you have just confirmed you are a 15 year old edgelord with no understanding of social concepts, or a troll, lmao.

Highly recommend checking out the Roman History series by Historia Civilis right here on RU-vid. It goes seriously in depth, year by year, around the time Caesar was coming to power and after his death. Super high quality and genuinely gripping videos, especially in more recent years.

Its more that Pompey and Caesar were the chads of the Triumvirate and Crassus was the loser who got owned then died

every throuple has the rich boy, the celebrated conqueror, and the based chad who appeals to the commoners and is also a celebrated conqueror anyway he probably just meant that when you find yourself the crassus, you don't have much to look forward to beyond being used as a bankroll by the other two and then messily killed, so you better get out while you can

Crassus was just a rich guy. He did not have the legendary respect that Pompey and Caesar achieved. Crassus died in Syria with his entire army and did so in incredibly humiliating fashion that brought shame to Rome for the rest of Roman history.

@@arianghorbani1305I mean when the Triumvirate was formed it was a power duo of Crassus and Pompey, Caesar was just the guy they hired to make sure their bills passed through the senate in return for getting him elected consul, he was a glorified lobbyist essentially, of course Caesar leveraged that start very well while Crassus got himself domed by the Persians

You should get really into grilling. Would be humorous

Why did you go first person there? OP spotted

I mean it's his kid too

What are you talking about, the two girls would 100% be sisters... of course the intention is for them to be close.

I probably shower once a week during the winter when I’m not exercising. I don’t really get body odour and I don’t sweat when I’m not exercising so there’s really not a significant reason to.

If you're slumming alone at home who cares If you're with someone else or going out, shower every fucking day. There is no excuse. 30s of scrubbing your pits every day is not too much for you.

@Jacob Nussbaum if I do nothing and stay in my house for 2 days without showering I get stinky. I dont sweat either lmao Must be nice lmao

@@alextheonewarrior hey it's not lik either of us are going near women, brother 😔✊

this is incontinence

Yeah, i probably shower once a week if I’m not exercising because i really don’t get body odour from regular daily activity.

Sitting is the way, don't let anyone tell you different. It's literally called a toilet seat for a reason. It's a chair, for sitting on

@@CS0723 I know right? Standing up is simply not worth the sacrifice of having your piss stream potentially coming out at a right angle, I don't even really remember the last time I stood up to pee. Shit's crazy.

@@lawncrow Exactly. Between potential for mess and simple convenience, there's literally no reason to ever stand to piss at the average toilet. People who get weird about sitting to piss are just self conscious. I can't tell you how many people think it's weird of effeminate to sit on a seat

The bifurcated pee stream still happens to the circumcised, not like it's a good thing lmao

confirmed piss egg