Random person that finds something wrong with every little thing or something: I am A onfended for all greaps every where Me: WHERE IS MY BASE BALL BAT I NEED IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!(idk what I am doing)
My friend: what are you eating? Me: A grape- **lying** My friend: can you eat it more quietly? *it sounds like youre eating pringles~* Me: ........ FINE HAVE MY BABY PRINGLES 🥺