My parents never said "打是疼骂是爱", no they said "你以后会谢我的", which means "You will thank me in the future" for those who aren't Chinese. It *really* didn't feel like I was.
When Steven’s dad realizes that he needs to uninvent Euclidean geometry as well as physics in order to walk uphill both ways: *sad Asian parent noises*
@@DatPrince It isnt a sentence tho? You wrote a sentence and didn't end it with a dot and also didnt add a capital at the first letter of the first word.
Steven's gf: don't put me in the video me who saw her reflection on the play button at 0:55 u can run but u cannot hide if u don't believe me she was wearing red and had a pony tail and her hair is blonde
Yeah I could've sworn I've seen her partially in another vid before too. That's why I knew he was dating a white girl. I didnt realize she didnt wanna be in the videos.
Everybody always ask “What are you doing Bed?” and never ask “How are you doing Bed?” It is just soooo depressing more depressing than when Steven’s dad seeing that his son got a B
打是疼,骂是爱,打骂是变态 This is the version the younger generations have when talking behind parents back. It means beating is caring and scolding is loving, but beating and scolding tgt is crazy/perverted/psycho/sadist (i guess)
Damnit, didn't make it into the video. All well. It's fine, my memes are highly average. These are just TOO fire. Like I can't compete with the meme talent on your reddit. X'D
Hispanic parenting:😂 No to saying “it’s ok we can try again”😉 Yes to “ponte las pilas,or si no terminas esa tarea en 2 minutos te voy a castigar”😡 P.S this was my thought as soon as the Asian parenting meme showed up😪😂
U know what’s the funniest thing is? That there is actually a question in ankinator that says “is your character a failure?” And it would guess Steven he
How about "the rice conquest", "disapointing revolution", "failure war 1" and "failure war 2", the fried rice massacr- oh wait that doesn't exist sorry
Me: "DAD I GOT A 100% ON MY TEST" Dad: "You're welcome." Me: "Why should I thank you? I was the one who took the test?" Dad: "When somebody makes a bicycle and it works well, who gets the credit?" Me: "The creator?" Dad: "Exactly." Me: "What about Mom?" Dad: "Oh please, she was just the carrier." Mom: "... wHAt ThE hAIL yOu SaYYY?!" *grabs sandal and smacks dad with it*
Steven's dad's journey to school extended: Steven, are you complaining about homework? Stoobid. When I was your age, I had to walk 20 miles to school, uphill, both ways, after I turned on the sun. On one foot, my other foot was starting a business, called Beijing Corn. My life was easy before Newton invented Physics and Calculus. I invented Calculus. I had to fight 2 lions on my way to school, and then I had to fight a Tyrannosaurus-Rex with Nun-Chucks. Remember, this was all done on one foot while my other foot was starting a business, called Beijing Corn. I had friends that went to school with me as well, but they got sent to Jesus. Because of Emotional Damage from getting hit with a slipper thrown through 5 dimensions. They were like you Steven, FAILURES.