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Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays 

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With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress.
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@TheMikeyX
@TheMikeyX 9 лет назад
"Build it and go there and wait." Always loved that quote.
@Competitive_Antagonist
@Competitive_Antagonist 7 лет назад
TheMikeyX If you build it, they will come.
@yivmaiden
@yivmaiden 6 лет назад
Hopefully the orange orangutan goes there too
@christopher6337
@christopher6337 6 лет назад
yivmaiden TDS is real folks
@sylvash1024
@sylvash1024 6 лет назад
Build it... and they will come
@6piecechickenmcnuggets23
@6piecechickenmcnuggets23 5 лет назад
Do you regret your profile picture?
@Mr.ChadRodriguez
@Mr.ChadRodriguez 3 года назад
"Your building is hard to see in a rainy cloudy day we wanted more colors" That part killed me lolol
@Mayanksharma-ss8xj
@Mayanksharma-ss8xj 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@MWorsa
@MWorsa 2 года назад
The following graphic 😂
@thatkindcoder7510
@thatkindcoder7510 2 года назад
And that part aimed to kill many more people
@kebas239
@kebas239 2 года назад
If it killed you, you wouldn't have been able to comment.
@XXXTentaclez
@XXXTentaclez 2 года назад
enough people watched this for somone to think this is real
@JohnSmith-ms4xd
@JohnSmith-ms4xd 8 лет назад
"it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" that one was subtle
@jakobdoubleu
@jakobdoubleu 6 лет назад
Sean Lin kind of hahaha, i think it meant they wanna keep making more spots to mourn as in they wanna have more attack’s and kill people so ‘they can mourn’ lmaooo
@discipionidiscipioni9524
@discipionidiscipioni9524 6 лет назад
Sean Lin ur wrong
@gspice4592
@gspice4592 6 лет назад
i actually didn't catch that at first. that is genius
@Synochra
@Synochra 5 лет назад
Can't believe it took me so long to get
@brayden361
@brayden361 5 лет назад
@@Bhavaagra lmao maybe he just watched it, and it took him like 2 minuted
@tmytyson
@tmytyson 3 года назад
After Draeger's byline said "Lost Brother in 9/11 Attacks" I was 90% expecting Al Farouq's byline to also say "Lost Brother in 9/11 Attacks."
@rrraynoorrr
@rrraynoorrr 3 года назад
Lol
@jackuzi8252
@jackuzi8252 3 года назад
That would have been a nice touch.
@duck8624
@duck8624 3 года назад
Would've been hilarious😂
@Morizzoo
@Morizzoo 3 года назад
“Lost 19 brothers in 9/11 attacks”
@assmane999
@assmane999 3 года назад
They missed an opportunity. Very funny
@Ikcatcher
@Ikcatcher 5 лет назад
When you’re a bad guy in a RPG game but the game forces you to play diplomatically
@ChiccinTendies
@ChiccinTendies 5 лет назад
Can't relate
@yegor2
@yegor2 5 лет назад
fable 3 in a nutshell
@x-fun3149
@x-fun3149 5 лет назад
@Big Smoke HOI4 + Mileniumn Dawn
@Okwardi
@Okwardi 5 лет назад
Team fortress 4?
@taliakellegg5978
@taliakellegg5978 5 лет назад
i once sentenced benny to be crucified but i'm still a pacifist in new vegas
@darioinfini
@darioinfini 4 года назад
"I say to the important people, build it, and go there, and wait" LOL
@AndreasDelleske
@AndreasDelleske 3 года назад
Trump really should have listened!
@bro8686
@bro8686 3 года назад
@@AndreasDelleske so the left can fund organisations... to assist in its uhhhhhhh unbuilding ig lol
@BobuxGuy
@BobuxGuy 3 года назад
@@bro8686 Oh boi...
@iloveujerzy7534
@iloveujerzy7534 3 года назад
@@AndreasDelleske ok andreas
@Edgeperor
@Edgeperor 3 года назад
@Utubealt 94 are you braindead?
@Ok-tl1dv
@Ok-tl1dv 3 года назад
”Do you like the design of the tower?” ”It’s okay” Idk why i laughed when he said that
@nog297
@nog297 3 года назад
Well he would be happy to take it down for free if the design turns out bad.
@leaningright4534
@leaningright4534 3 года назад
Yeah i dont get this, they’re asking Al Qaeda for their opinion. Like why? Al Qaeda destroyed the towers in the first place, there might be something I’m missing out on.
@meringuesheaven7950
@meringuesheaven7950 3 года назад
@@leaningright4534 are you joking?
@leaningright4534
@leaningright4534 3 года назад
@@meringuesheaven7950 is it a joke cause i don’t understand but
@UnrelatedPopcornFire420
@UnrelatedPopcornFire420 3 года назад
@@leaningright4534 I can't believe I have to explain this but basically al qaeda was Fed Up with how long it was taking for a new tower to be built because they want to be able to take it down again
@Forestdude9000
@Forestdude9000 Год назад
"Our goal is to continue to make places where people can go and mourn their loved ones." That line is perfect.
@mrreckless8223
@mrreckless8223 3 месяца назад
How? That literally means they're killing people, and they want people to honor their religious beliefs.
@randomdude4117
@randomdude4117 5 лет назад
“The president should perhaps have an office on the highest of floors” 😂😂
@verticalflyingb737
@verticalflyingb737 4 года назад
Lock the president in there, and wait.
@gosym7207
@gosym7207 4 года назад
😭😭😭😭
@hans6304
@hans6304 4 года назад
Graf von Losinj and what happened to WTC Building 7
@deniciovera8176
@deniciovera8176 4 года назад
stupid question , is this fake or real ?
@hans6304
@hans6304 4 года назад
There's no such thing as a stupid question. Try to look for information on what had happened to WTC Building 7, and follow the money :) RIP 9-11 victims.
@SuperMarco647
@SuperMarco647 6 лет назад
"Certainly the large sharp spike has many possibilities"
@literallyanidiot2880
@literallyanidiot2880 5 лет назад
@@TommyTom21 Anger issues much?
@danartaviuslinoleum8635
@danartaviuslinoleum8635 5 лет назад
TommyTom21 you ok?
@gameslayer404
@gameslayer404 5 лет назад
Where the hell did my comment go?
@deadmeme8011
@deadmeme8011 5 лет назад
What the fuck did I miss in this comment chain?
@deadmeme8011
@deadmeme8011 5 лет назад
@@gameslayer404 What did you say?
@hotmojoe2483
@hotmojoe2483 6 лет назад
“People in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly” onion is the goat
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 5 лет назад
hotmojoe. "Our goal is to keep making places where people can go and mourn"
@alanbolton7803
@alanbolton7803 5 лет назад
These guys are absolute legends!! How the FUCK do they come up with this stuff!!
@Underlaw41
@Underlaw41 5 лет назад
I lost it at wheel chairs lmao
@legendaryzet8450
@legendaryzet8450 5 лет назад
What does G.O.A.T ( or goat) mean?
@indeeditsryu9579
@indeeditsryu9579 5 лет назад
@@legendaryzet8450 greatest of all time
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 3 года назад
The Al Quaeda guy made a marvelous performance. Like it could almost be on normal news.
@sreekanthpillai7778
@sreekanthpillai7778 3 года назад
What do you mean ? This was a normal news
@BitBANANA222
@BitBANANA222 3 года назад
@@GGKGGD .......
@mohamedabdourahman9845
@mohamedabdourahman9845 3 года назад
@@GGKGGD r/woosh
@emeraldfinder5
@emeraldfinder5 3 года назад
@UC31fRtLJriTZ-AYQlbac_vQ it’s not a skit? it’s clearly real news you plebeian
@darkcomet1607
@darkcomet1607 2 года назад
@@GGKGGD ok Sherlock
@candlelighter1588
@candlelighter1588 5 лет назад
It’s strange how both of them have opposing motives but so easily agree It’s also hilarious
@konstantinopoulos33
@konstantinopoulos33 4 года назад
Yes indeed that is the point of the joke. That is funny. Lol. Lmao. Ahahaha.
@jamesha175
@jamesha175 4 года назад
@@konstantinopoulos33 just as long as it is also hilarious
@laban9735
@laban9735 4 года назад
He found the funny
@Avgslaveworker
@Avgslaveworker 4 года назад
God your dumb
@MrInkblots
@MrInkblots 4 года назад
That’s the joke, mate. ...some people I swear to god
@CameronThatcher
@CameronThatcher 5 лет назад
_It is very important that construction proceeds quickly so that we can have a large tower visible from many miles away_
@Donnyel
@Donnyel 4 года назад
@@fodebic5253 fuck you bruh you basically rickrolled me
@forksandpopsticles9183
@forksandpopsticles9183 4 года назад
@@fodebic5253 i know better than to trust a nobody meme in 2020
@fodebic5253
@fodebic5253 4 года назад
@@forksandpopsticles9183 ahahahah
@kandy1399
@kandy1399 4 года назад
Is this a caption because I'm pretty sure I've watched the video and don't need this specific line fucking asshole
@CameronThatcher
@CameronThatcher 4 года назад
@@kandy1399 calm down, sorry I found that specific line funny
@AaronSaysSKOL
@AaronSaysSKOL 5 лет назад
11 years later, and this is just now showing up in my feed. WHERE HAS THIS GEM BEEN, RU-vid?
@nikitamalikov6683
@nikitamalikov6683 5 лет назад
They withheld it. Punishment for devouring souls out of season, without a permit.
@schaz7563
@schaz7563 5 лет назад
Seems like someone missed their Arabic lesson
@felixclinthorne612
@felixclinthorne612 5 лет назад
Please don't kill my family
@thewhalebear7073
@thewhalebear7073 5 лет назад
Oh? Why are you making RU-vid comments and not taking *y o u r l e s s o n s ?*
@jakeaustin901
@jakeaustin901 5 лет назад
How many languages do you know?
@dinolad3096
@dinolad3096 3 года назад
"The entire comments section is people quoting a 2 minute video they just watched" -Mathieu Schuler
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 3 года назад
"Never believe what you see on the internet. It's all lies." -Albert Einstein
@drdre4397
@drdre4397 3 года назад
@@tetra. 37% of what you read online is false, the other 17% is true.- Abraham Lincoln
@MashabaZA
@MashabaZA 3 года назад
Truth stings.
@mohammedabdulmusawir4480
@mohammedabdulmusawir4480 3 года назад
And ceaser wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer -ryan reynolds
@Grass-toucher
@Grass-toucher 3 года назад
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I cant see" - Rice Cooker
@operator8014
@operator8014 6 лет назад
Hahahaha! Jesus, how did I miss this for a DECADE!?
@jarjarbinks4744
@jarjarbinks4744 6 лет назад
Operator 801 Why are we both here 😂 it’s August 2018...
@ylette
@ylette 6 лет назад
#metoo
@Lucas-po6mn
@Lucas-po6mn 6 лет назад
ey
@travisscottholdingmicropho415
@travisscottholdingmicropho415 6 лет назад
Wow why are videos only getting noticed nowadays
@warfionproductions6580
@warfionproductions6580 6 лет назад
Ikr
@matthewlebo1841
@matthewlebo1841 4 года назад
“It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the deaths of their loved ones.” Oh.
@notlikethis5782
@notlikethis5782 4 года назад
That line is the most sinister and my favorite.
@clubmunro9214
@clubmunro9214 3 года назад
that was subtle
@poopkiler2768
@poopkiler2768 3 года назад
You see that has two meanings
@zzephyr01
@zzephyr01 3 года назад
Keyword “continue”
@ferlensmiami5409
@ferlensmiami5409 3 года назад
Low key went over my head at first
@georgewashington938
@georgewashington938 4 года назад
at one time the onion was really funny and edgy, but the absurdity of the actual mainstream news stole their thunder
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 4 года назад
Yeah I love politically incorrect jokes. George Washington was the first British king, and mayors are the ones who maintain parks.
@Teabone3
@Teabone3 4 года назад
lol true
@DDub04
@DDub04 4 года назад
stone nice.
@blocke2551
@blocke2551 4 года назад
it has only been 7 years since it happened when the vid was made lol
@persona3448
@persona3448 4 года назад
Osama bin laden's daughter(maybe niece forget) just endorsed incumbent president Donald Trump. I don't know what the onion could do to make anything close to that.
@bibekadhikari3264
@bibekadhikari3264 3 года назад
"President of Indian Academy of Motion Picture vows to keep this year's Bollywood award below 50 hours."😂
@Thanasis_Koligliatis
@Thanasis_Koligliatis 4 месяца назад
At the beginning of the video
@mathieuschuler366
@mathieuschuler366 5 лет назад
The entire comments section is people quoting a 2 minute video they just watched
@DontAttme
@DontAttme 5 лет назад
That's usually what comments are for.
@captjamus
@captjamus 5 лет назад
@Brad Smith Is that you Sad Brad Smith? Really liked your "Help Yourself" song!
@scottmatheson3346
@scottmatheson3346 4 года назад
Do you get pissy when people attend a concert and then walk back to their cars singing the songs they just listened to?
@rico_1617
@rico_1617 4 года назад
“The rest of the comment section is people bemoaning people quoting the video”
@tinyspeaker
@tinyspeaker 4 года назад
Comments aren't as creative as they were a few years ago
@0ffaI
@0ffaI 6 лет назад
The Onion was a decade ahead of their time tbh
@taxsi
@taxsi 5 лет назад
still is.
@Neo2266.
@Neo2266. 5 лет назад
1000 IQ No U
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere 5 лет назад
nah they didnt make fun of this before 9/11 happened i think, not very sure however
@nathandrake5544
@nathandrake5544 5 лет назад
Nah, this is what a lot of comedy was like in the Bush years.
@codymclemore4816
@codymclemore4816 4 года назад
@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere uh wut?
@MadihaA123
@MadihaA123 6 лет назад
“Build it and go there and wait” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rezcellent
@rezcellent 5 лет назад
Rouge Ranger holy shit you got the point of the joke
@classonbread5757
@classonbread5757 5 лет назад
@Rouge Ranger no shit Sherlock
@englandfantv6592
@englandfantv6592 4 года назад
Anakin S. You seem deranged.
@dixen9116
@dixen9116 4 года назад
Anakin S. You sound like a schizophrenic
@Iamhavingastromk
@Iamhavingastromk 3 года назад
This shit is fucking hilarious. “A place for people in wheelchairs who cannot move quickly”
@s3v3n3
@s3v3n3 3 года назад
Nice pfp
@Iamhavingastromk
@Iamhavingastromk 3 года назад
@@s3v3n3 likewise my cat friend
@funofboredom
@funofboredom 6 лет назад
How do they come up with these absolutely hilarious scenarios? Is the world experiencing a shortage of geniuses because most of them are working for The Onion?
@Qwerty0791
@Qwerty0791 5 лет назад
Comedy writers are nothing short of demigods. They live on shitty pay, and a constant supply of cocaine and coffee.
@KillerOfU33
@KillerOfU33 5 лет назад
this was made in 2008
@discomfort5760
@discomfort5760 5 лет назад
@@KillerOfU33 Today reality made comedy obsolete.
@KillerOfU33
@KillerOfU33 5 лет назад
@@discomfort5760 What? I said that because he said "Is the world experiencing a shortage of geniuses because..." implying this was something made recently and good people worked on this *recently*. It was made 11 years ago and has no relation to modern events. I wasn't criticizing comedy or anything. I was criticizing his comment being really uh... I don't know the word I'm looking for tbh, it's late at night here.
@hytga
@hytga 4 года назад
Jim was fired, so there goes about 256000 genius occupied jobs.
@Mysterey101
@Mysterey101 4 года назад
Lmao, "Federal Health Inspector Shuts Down State of Mississippi" is the most unintentionally normal byline in this entire video.
@w.o.jackson8432
@w.o.jackson8432 3 года назад
Further proving that the present day is so messed up that all of today's headlines sound like Onion articles from 10 years ago.
@aspire3620
@aspire3620 3 года назад
Keep spreading Covid, it’s good for Mississippi
@hetecks1385
@hetecks1385 3 года назад
I think that's reffreacing the supreme court case... Like the case was someone's reletive died by the health department and sued them for it (or it could be a money problem(everywhere except America can feel this)) and somehow got the big bois in D.C. involved
@gay.mer9328
@gay.mer9328 3 года назад
@Giovanni Mendez They hated Jesus because he spread the truth.
@kibukaj2956
@kibukaj2956 3 года назад
@@gay.mer9328 no they hated him because he spread lies
@albinvarg2263
@albinvarg2263 6 лет назад
They should have had '' Lost brother in 9/11 attacks '' under Omar's name instead of under Becky's (around 1:48)
@fbi6691
@fbi6691 6 лет назад
Took me a moment to get that one. Good stuff.
@John_C_J
@John_C_J 5 лет назад
lol
@hemipemi
@hemipemi 5 лет назад
Or both.
@robertcalifornia9641
@robertcalifornia9641 5 лет назад
Oh no FBI-san is here
@dj7oya
@dj7oya 5 лет назад
"I lost him but he saved himself..."
@AJ--212
@AJ--212 3 года назад
"it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" that was gold lmao
@AJ--212
@AJ--212 3 года назад
@Lighthouse in the Storm i clicked, saw a stereotype comic book enthusiast, then ran away
@yongamer
@yongamer 5 лет назад
I love that the onion always brings on experts. Really makes them seem professional.
@mantistoboggan5171
@mantistoboggan5171 4 года назад
bernie2020
4 года назад
@@mantistoboggan5171 hehe
@alexrowe7063
@alexrowe7063 4 года назад
@@mantistoboggan5171 lmao
@arnaudj.5314
@arnaudj.5314 4 года назад
*1:31** "All kind of people, even people in wheelchairs that can't move quickly"*
@ratto751
@ratto751 4 года назад
@Taha LetsPlay Dont you get the joke
@UnknownAsian
@UnknownAsian 4 года назад
@Taha LetsPlay How don't you get the joke?
@itsxen1503
@itsxen1503 4 года назад
@Taha LetsPlay It's like in 9/11, because people couldn't move quick enough.
@boaoftheboaians
@boaoftheboaians 4 года назад
The guy who said that is a representative of Al Qaeda in that news interview, the very same terrorist organization responsible for 9/11... that info should lead you to the rest which will help you understand the joke
@kusanagi-no-tachi5303
@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 3 года назад
@@itsxen1503 It's been years of countless rewatches, but I finally get the joke. Thanks. I'm not being sarcastic, btw.
@apalahartisebuahnama7684
@apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 года назад
1:14 that's the most American building design i've ever seen, why no such building have been built in America?
@lilshart7914
@lilshart7914 4 года назад
Lol people would call it racist since everything is racist nowadays
@lilshart7914
@lilshart7914 4 года назад
Zilean L'incurvé We don’t want you in America bud
@lilshart7914
@lilshart7914 4 года назад
Zilean L'incurvé Yeah we’re only the best country in the world
@HY4CIN7H
@HY4CIN7H 4 года назад
Zilean L'incurvé you only say that bc you know your shitty little backwater village would starve without big daddy america's help
@lilshart7914
@lilshart7914 4 года назад
Zilean L'incurvé A bad idea?? I’m from Mexico, in my country they have no 2nd amendment like here in America and do you now how bad it is? The Narcos shut down a whole city of Culiacán blocking all exits and taking a building filled with military personnel’s families and traded gun fights with Mexican marines and Special forces after the arrest of Ovidio Guzman a few months ago and they let him go since they didn’t have the resources to fight the narco’s gunmen. It’s difficult for people to get a gun and it’s hard for people to defend themselves when corrupt politicians basically work with the narcos. Here in the USA we have gun rights to protect ourselves when the time comes for. I would Gun Rights are apart of the reason that makes this country so great.
@deaj8450
@deaj8450 3 года назад
The actor for Omar is my favorite maybe in the whole cast of the Onion. He plays his part so perfectly.
@samuelstrachan2726
@samuelstrachan2726 4 года назад
1:50 “It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the deaths of their loved ones.” Easily missed but much appreciated
@Charlie-fu6ep
@Charlie-fu6ep 3 года назад
Took me a hot minute to get it.
@kibukaj2956
@kibukaj2956 3 года назад
@@Charlie-fu6ep i got it after 5th time lmao
@johnchesterfield9726
@johnchesterfield9726 3 года назад
I didn’t even notice until this comment! That joke is so subtle, I appreciate it too.
@APersonOnYouTubeX
@APersonOnYouTubeX 3 года назад
One could almost *crumble* with laughter
@mariolisa2832
@mariolisa2832 3 года назад
Dark as fuck I love it 😂
@NarffetWerlz
@NarffetWerlz 4 года назад
Loved the ticker story: '90% of guidance counselors wished they'd paid more attention to their guidance counselors.'
@cheesemuncher63
@cheesemuncher63 11 месяцев назад
"Doctors questioning whether they should dispense birth control to underage girls or wait til they are barely legal"
@Etbrixproductionz
@Etbrixproductionz 5 лет назад
September 11th : less than a month away RU-vid recommendedation :
@jesusavila629
@jesusavila629 5 лет назад
ETBrixProductions sameeee
@patricktsai2303
@patricktsai2303 5 лет назад
Thanks youtube, very cool!
@harveymorgan1749
@harveymorgan1749 5 лет назад
Nice its a joke for you but Mossad and deep state let terorrists attack american civilians for excuse for greater israel wars
@PlayfulJoyful
@PlayfulJoyful 5 лет назад
Let’s go there and wait.
@weedmastersr
@weedmastersr 5 лет назад
@@harveymorgan1749 Bingo! A man that knows the truth.
@tdm4485
@tdm4485 3 года назад
It took 12 long years for the algorithm to finally show me this jem
@OMGLOL381
@OMGLOL381 5 лет назад
"I'm happy that the subway system and transportation system is directly linked to it, I think that will prove very helpful" lmao
@bruhbag2311
@bruhbag2311 4 года назад
We all watched the video bruh.
@mrkrills8839
@mrkrills8839 4 года назад
Bruhbag wow I didn’t know that
@bruhbag2311
@bruhbag2311 4 года назад
Adrian Ladda I don’t think you understand. Nobody needs people to quote what they’ve just watched.
@OMGLOL381
@OMGLOL381 4 года назад
@@bruhbag2311 You obviously got some personally vendetta against me brah, I don't see you commenting this on other peoples 'quote' comments.
@willotter4503
@willotter4503 4 года назад
Bruhbag wtf, do u just go to different comments trying to be a cockhead, do people have to spoon feed u bloody jokes?
@ilynnad
@ilynnad 11 лет назад
"Federal health inspectors shut down state of Mississippi" they just get better!
@smurfyday
@smurfyday 4 года назад
If only.
@ethanyeung6216
@ethanyeung6216 4 года назад
bruh
@serioussilliness2064
@serioussilliness2064 4 года назад
.,.
@MyExScars
@MyExScars 4 года назад
“Build it, go there and wait” I’d ask him what we would wait for
@cameron7206
@cameron7206 4 года назад
Wait for the whole shebang to happen, y'know? All that flashy stuff.
@syntax2004
@syntax2004 4 года назад
Special gift to hell l I-I mean from heaven
@aaronvannatta9329
@aaronvannatta9329 3 года назад
Hm didn't think about that good question
@TheRedHexagon
@TheRedHexagon 3 года назад
For your airplane of course
@minefoxc4015
@minefoxc4015 3 года назад
For the awesome fireworks to celebrate its opening of course!
@cattysplat
@cattysplat 11 месяцев назад
2008 comedy hit different.
@Navi42714
@Navi42714 11 месяцев назад
Hits harder than American Airlines flight 11
@zurirobinson2749
@zurirobinson2749 7 месяцев назад
Post-9/11 humor was extremely dark. I think that's why Gen Z can't stop making jokes about wanting to die: the first comedy we watched was this
@charliebakerspen
@charliebakerspen 2 месяца назад
​@@zurirobinson2749we literally watched 9/11 between first and second period in the 10th grade. And they were just like, okay back to class, we dismiss at the regular time.
@omegaparadigm8693
@omegaparadigm8693 10 лет назад
People in wheel chairs that can't move quickly! Bahaha..fucking hilarious...and at the same time it's like dafuq did I laugh so hard at that. Lol
@the_infinexos
@the_infinexos 6 лет назад
+Omega Paradigm 86 Just letting you know that after 4 years you have 314 likes
@alexplaysgames8774
@alexplaysgames8774 5 лет назад
In 5 years you'll get 558
@tedstersscience1637
@tedstersscience1637 5 лет назад
@@alexplaysgames8774 well it's been 2 days since you posted and he has 620
@Top_Weeb
@Top_Weeb 5 лет назад
His name's not dafuq it's farouq
@max_cant_do_hax
@max_cant_do_hax 5 лет назад
And... He reached his like goal of 911 likes
@evank3718
@evank3718 4 года назад
The fact that this was only made 7 years after 9/11 makes this even worse/funnier
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 3 года назад
You say that as if that is a short amount of time. Someone in the year 2500 might think YOU when you typed that comment were living "shortly after 9-11".
@KentuckyFriedChildren
@KentuckyFriedChildren 3 года назад
@@rahulmalik1083 Common sense right there
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 3 года назад
Pretty sure i was joking about it the next week with my friends.
@mertaliyigit3288
@mertaliyigit3288 3 года назад
30 years later new satiric video comes out "The fact this this was only made 28 years after 9/11 makes this even worse/funnier"
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 года назад
Comedy = tragedy + time
@ChrisTheCringe
@ChrisTheCringe 6 лет назад
Of course! The Towers were hard to see because it had no colors! Give that Al Qaeda guy a raise
@Woozyfo
@Woozyfo 5 лет назад
I can't believe you're here of all places baha
@AtheistMorax
@AtheistMorax 4 года назад
Wait, grey is not a color? my life is a fucking lie.
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 4 года назад
lmao
@shaan_1296
@shaan_1296 3 года назад
I like how he said "build it..go there and wait.."
@RandomActsOfGaming
@RandomActsOfGaming 8 лет назад
I'm not sure here, but I don't this guy has the best of intentions. I get the feeling he must be invested in the completed building.
@SorryBones
@SorryBones 5 лет назад
Would’ve been funny if his title was also “lost brother in 9/11 attacks”
@mattroules6691
@mattroules6691 5 лет назад
You should be a director of comedy shows lol
@HarryWizard
@HarryWizard 5 лет назад
@@mattroules6691 except he just stole a comment from someone else who made it 6 months prior
@BigRed2
@BigRed2 5 лет назад
Matt roules Not sure how you two think this is funny, you support MSM interviewing a terrorist and getting his opinion on the new trade center?! I hope Trumps wins again in 2020 ! so you crazy stupid liberals get put in your place
@nt2122
@nt2122 5 лет назад
@@BigRed2 R u joking? It's hard to tell.
@zazmatyk
@zazmatyk 5 лет назад
N T are YOU joking? Hard to tell.
@charlest1121
@charlest1121 4 года назад
Omar is so thoughtful and caring for the people of the big spike building
@bubferner2146
@bubferner2146 3 года назад
I'm glad this got recommend to me on September 11th
@zelada2123
@zelada2123 6 лет назад
Damn they were trolling since 08
@sirboringname
@sirboringname 6 лет назад
Zelada212 they were trolling since early 2000s
@Czeckie
@Czeckie 5 лет назад
back then, it was called "joking" and "comedy"
@slyseal2091
@slyseal2091 5 лет назад
I think the Onion even had its own actual newspaper back in the early 90s.
@Fingrek
@Fingrek 5 лет назад
@@Czeckie em, no, it was trolling back then as well, the term is older than you think
@elr456
@elr456 5 лет назад
The late 2000s were peak Onion.
@84blizzle
@84blizzle 7 лет назад
The best comedy is the kind you wouldn't laugh at, but be horrified if it was real. 😂😂😂
@ahahm3
@ahahm3 5 лет назад
You mean dark humour?
@scaredstar9127
@scaredstar9127 5 лет назад
@@ahahm3 dark humor never gets old Just like rape
@Milk-xy1gw
@Milk-xy1gw 5 лет назад
If its not funny it's technically not really comedy
@scaredstar9127
@scaredstar9127 5 лет назад
@@Milk-xy1gw funny things is all how we see it, some laugh at 9/11 memes and some get pissy and sad, its all how we see it
@NM-jn6cp
@NM-jn6cp 5 лет назад
Like rape?
@ArborealOreo
@ArborealOreo 10 лет назад
I like the alternate design he did for the building xD He's awful!
@utterdespair2136
@utterdespair2136 5 лет назад
Just needed a couple of giant bullseyes on it.
@avandurion
@avandurion 5 лет назад
lots of colors visible from miles away kek
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад
If it looked like that, I'd be cheering the terrorists along, actually.
@obliviousotterI
@obliviousotterI 4 года назад
@@medexamtoolscom That is a truly fucking hideous design, they might have had to beat me to flying a plane into it.
@Vulpas
@Vulpas Месяц назад
You'd never see Onion do this anymore, thank goodness for Babylon Bee.
@PhoenixStriker1
@PhoenixStriker1 4 года назад
RU-vid: Please no offensive content The Onion: 9/11 *dabs*
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
Things were different 12 years ago on RU-vid.
@ima_psykopathpsn8411
@ima_psykopathpsn8411 4 года назад
Cringe
@invalid9553
@invalid9553 4 года назад
Cringe
@Adhjie
@Adhjie 4 года назад
no mature content what a bullshitting fuckwit
@HomsianCam
@HomsianCam 3 года назад
The thing is, I'm Muslim, and showed this to my friends, and we all laughed.. It is not us who is getting sensitive about such stuff! It is .. you know who.
@lloydbarker
@lloydbarker 15 лет назад
To me this is The Onion at its fearless best. Dark, hysterical, satire. Absolutely brilliant.
@niko-800
@niko-800 2 года назад
Old ahhh comment
@the_null_man
@the_null_man Год назад
​@@niko-800 wow, it's almost as if RU-vid existed 15 years ago! _amaaazing!_
@qlip
@qlip 11 месяцев назад
are you alive rn bro
@ninja_hertl2479
@ninja_hertl2479 5 лет назад
how did it take 11 FUCKING YEARS FOR ME TO SEE THIS
@singho23
@singho23 2 года назад
Why does this video come back to my recommended every 9/11
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 6 месяцев назад
RU-vid knows you love it.
@RayMak
@RayMak 5 лет назад
It's been too long
@vladimirlenin5338
@vladimirlenin5338 5 лет назад
Ray Mak shit waz up
@ourladypeace3
@ourladypeace3 4 года назад
It’s been so long
@RayMak
@RayMak 4 года назад
Maybe They'll yeah man
@nathanwaltrip7220
@nathanwaltrip7220 4 года назад
Agreed. We need another one soon
@tomjoe7908
@tomjoe7908 4 года назад
*Since you've been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so I can ponder, the sanity of your mother*
@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 5 лет назад
Welcome to another episode of: "Why is this showing up in my recommended and why wasn't I shown this absolute gem 11 years before?!"
@harveymorgan1749
@harveymorgan1749 5 лет назад
I cant laugh at 9/11 jokes. Down with israel
@LiquidRane43
@LiquidRane43 3 года назад
You weren't shown this 11 years before because your account is only 7 years old.
@chernovbrichtofen4767
@chernovbrichtofen4767 3 года назад
@@LiquidRane43 r/whoosh
@LiquidRane43
@LiquidRane43 3 года назад
I didn't miss the joke. The joke is just dumb.
@Kamatzu
@Kamatzu 15 лет назад
No, it is funny. Society has just trained you to believe that serious matters cannot be funny. They can.
@FUBBA
@FUBBA 6 лет назад
Kamatzu 9 years later look how things changed everyone is a snowflake. Hello 9 years ago person
@thetecno5800
@thetecno5800 6 лет назад
Wow a 9 year old comment
@davevd9944
@davevd9944 6 лет назад
Here comes a message from the future !!!! Newsflash everybody is a easily triggered cunt. Owh and buy bitcoins and sell them end 2017 you will thank me later xx
@MrSwagTurtle
@MrSwagTurtle 6 лет назад
Who said it wasn’t funny?
@adorablecreature79
@adorablecreature79 6 лет назад
I'm just here to say I don't mind killing babies, it's giving women a right to choose that pisses me off. Wait... I'm not on the abortion thread, am I?
@TheDudeSmashTrash
@TheDudeSmashTrash 3 года назад
"The long, sharp spike has many possibilities"
@sashroberts6069
@sashroberts6069 5 лет назад
“It’s important for the construction to proceed quickly so we have a large tower visible from many miles away” Hol’up
@JoseFloresEC
@JoseFloresEC 5 лет назад
Dam, this is really 11 years old Why is RU-vid recommending this now lol
@briandiehl9257
@briandiehl9257 5 лет назад
I don't know, so many of these comments are recent
@OhItsAlsoHammy
@OhItsAlsoHammy 5 лет назад
Ikr
@_Andrew2002
@_Andrew2002 5 лет назад
Because it is a golden onion classic. I'm glad RU-vid reminded me of this piece of art
@bobbing3778
@bobbing3778 5 лет назад
Might be that RU-vid can't tell the difference between MSM and The Onion anymore.
@malluk7064
@malluk7064 5 лет назад
@@bobbing3778 good one
@EGarrett01
@EGarrett01 16 лет назад
Awesome. I hope people appreciate how tough it is to write something like this. It has a perfect balance of subtext while still giving the appearance of a News Channel interview. The middle woman's cluelessness towards the Al-Qaeda operative's comments is also an awesome touch.
@saltandpeppershakers7562
@saltandpeppershakers7562 3 года назад
Recommended on the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Your timing is flawless RU-vid, as always.
@crewpup9481
@crewpup9481 3 года назад
I got it the day after lmao
@levil7324
@levil7324 4 года назад
He has an oreo on his head.
@edgelord383
@edgelord383 4 года назад
Lol
@paulk9794
@paulk9794 4 года назад
Now I can’t unsee it
@eileenferguson2301
@eileenferguson2301 4 года назад
TeRroRiSt.
@Gunnerfolyf
@Gunnerfolyf 4 года назад
what do u mean oreo..biscuit?
@CoolNinja925
@CoolNinja925 4 года назад
Lmao
@acertainscientificloli6392
@acertainscientificloli6392 4 года назад
I like how both people are so subtle with their comments that they agree with each other rather than debate over them.
@ilynnad
@ilynnad 11 лет назад
"Billy Joel enters rock and roll hall of fame...in out-of-control Mercedes Benz." lmao
@deversandbello
@deversandbello 3 года назад
“People in wheel chairs that cannot move quickly” bruh someone needs to stop Omar
@renni9813
@renni9813 4 года назад
So inspiring. Glad to see our fellow patriots.
@erzaine6545
@erzaine6545 6 лет назад
I love how subtle the jokes are
@christobanistan8887
@christobanistan8887 5 лет назад
Subtle???
@HarryWizard
@HarryWizard 5 лет назад
@@christobanistan8887 subtle adjective 1. (especially of a change or distinction) so delicate or precise as to be difficult to analyse or describe.
@christobanistan8887
@christobanistan8887 5 лет назад
@@HarryWizard Yeah, but they weren't subtle.
@EddieFreak
@EddieFreak 5 лет назад
Zephane there’s nothing subtle about this lmfao
@HarryWizard
@HarryWizard 5 лет назад
@@EddieFreak I never said it was, I just gave the definition because Christobanistan seemed confused :)
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 6 лет назад
I miss the old Onion, they were so trollish.
@kellynolen498
@kellynolen498 5 лет назад
They died after during the election and debates before trump was elected and to be honest i cant blame them
@kejiri3593
@kejiri3593 4 года назад
What do you mean. They are still good. They just make fun of stuff with some elements of jokes in them. Its good stuff : D
@insertname2insertsurname216
@insertname2insertsurname216 3 года назад
Omar actually lost a relative in 9/11. He was the greatest pilot in the Middle East
@eating3796
@eating3796 3 года назад
Did you know his relative learned to fly from Japanese ww2 veterans
@ryans6280
@ryans6280 Год назад
Omg 😂😂😂
@ethanboyd7843
@ethanboyd7843 4 года назад
"I say to them, Build it and go there and wait" I'm dying here
@HiyoruMikiyazoya
@HiyoruMikiyazoya 4 года назад
The writing and delivery of this is subtle and amazing. Screenwriters take note.
@Vortrox
@Vortrox 4 года назад
I'm 11 years late, I can't believe RU-vid waited this long to show me this beauty.
@leafbelly
@leafbelly Год назад
I was waiting for him to speak about how nice it would be for the tenants to be diverse, with lots of Jews and Christians on the top floors.
@Pellemain
@Pellemain 4 года назад
Holy fuck i haven't seen the onion for years, a video then shows up in my feed, and not only have i not seen it, but it happens to be one of the funniest ones they've ever made...
@Admiralty86
@Admiralty86 10 лет назад
Al-Qaeda guy "A place to mourn the loss of our loved ones" Haha Oh Jesus he means the Hijackers.
@misfit1actualswag
@misfit1actualswag 9 лет назад
Admiralty86 NO SHIT
@Troublesome2008
@Troublesome2008 9 лет назад
Misfit 1 Actual When he said "it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones", he meant that it's their goal to make more ground zeroes. More places where attacks happened. It has nothing to do with the hijackers...
@spamwarrior8469
@spamwarrior8469 9 лет назад
Admiralty86 You don't refer to 9/11/01 in a sentence with haha. It claimed 2996 lives and devastated many families.
@Admiralty86
@Admiralty86 9 лет назад
GoldenCarrot256 Well thankfully I didn't mention 9/11/01. If you think the Onion is being insensitive to the victims, you should have a word with the "9/11Truthers", they think the attacks were faked and that the victims were made-up and that their families are gov actors. Think Of That!
@jonahparsons7195
@jonahparsons7195 8 лет назад
no they think that the banks that control our government instigated the events with saudi arabia and israel to put the united states in to an endless war, bankrupt us, and strip away massive amounts of civil liberties for the american people. all of which has happened
@Heirllionaire
@Heirllionaire 5 лет назад
How can he play that al queada guy without laughing
@btristin01
@btristin01 Год назад
“Build it, go there, and wait” bro, I died 😂😂😂
@mohnish7653
@mohnish7653 5 лет назад
Back when reporting was real
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
And what would you know about that, this video is 12 years old and your account is only 7 years old.
@zafrel
@zafrel 4 года назад
@@djstat46 and you think he only used 1 account for 7 years?
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
@@zafrel I used 1 for 12 years tf you on about
@zafrel
@zafrel 4 года назад
@@djstat46 yea fine you used 1 account for 12 years, but he maybe didnt and used multiple i didnt even ask how long you were using yours
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
@@zafrel I used it as a example to prove your idiotic statement wrong
@Ron-hr5uf
@Ron-hr5uf 4 года назад
After 12 years. Thanks for recommending it RU-vid.
@bornagainliars7556
@bornagainliars7556 5 лет назад
Damn it RU-vid...11 years later? COME ON THIS IS GOLD!
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
Well your account is only a year old if they had done it sooner then you would have missed it by years.
@killmeister2271
@killmeister2271 4 года назад
i read "come on this gold" and you know what, i fucking will
@EugeneVDebs-mo6dh
@EugeneVDebs-mo6dh 3 года назад
LMAO the Taliban feels like this talking on the BBC
@chingling9359
@chingling9359 6 лет назад
Damn, I’m time traveling backwards of the internet right now.
@tjwash2
@tjwash2 6 лет назад
Satire works
@AAhmou
@AAhmou 6 лет назад
It just works.
@kingchicken8232
@kingchicken8232 4 года назад
@George W. Bush Satirical art?
@daneiten1
@daneiten1 4 года назад
@@kingchicken8232 Start?
@emperorvader283
@emperorvader283 4 года назад
“Yes We need a memorial to remember 911” Al Qaeda:”Yes and we Need Big Tower to see from far away in our planes”
@im079c7
@im079c7 5 месяцев назад
Oh wow, this was aired 16 years ago...comedy was real then...and ppl could take jokes... You can't do that now without offending someone!
@Vulpas
@Vulpas Месяц назад
Immediately thought the same thing lol
@enchantedhamburger8934
@enchantedhamburger8934 Месяц назад
depends from joke to joke tbh. if it's some retarded bs thats more of an insult then yea nobody will laugh🤷‍♂️
@TahaWasiq
@TahaWasiq 3 года назад
Omar: People in wheel chairs that can not move quickly. Becky: Yes! - 1:31
@ItsjustRaphael
@ItsjustRaphael 3 года назад
"Build it and go there and wait"
@kingtroll2640
@kingtroll2640 2 года назад
God this being recommended to me a day after 9/11 is just hilarious to me
@patricioignacio-n2f
@patricioignacio-n2f 2 года назад
*9 am, 11 days ago*
@SnailSlugSlut
@SnailSlugSlut 3 года назад
Props to The Onion for leaving the comments section open and free from fake news.
@teeanahera8949
@teeanahera8949 9 месяцев назад
But the Onion is FAKE news. 😅
@alexanderphilip1809
@alexanderphilip1809 3 года назад
Onion always outdid itself. Kinda sad that they dont do this kinda stuff anymore, its just podcast style format these days.
@PolemicalKobra
@PolemicalKobra 2 года назад
Yeah, I think they must’ve had a big cut in funding or something. I always loved these clever skits, fantastically well acted too.
@natanelarnson
@natanelarnson 4 года назад
RU-vid took 12 years to recommend this gem.
@risenacademy189
@risenacademy189 3 года назад
The last one "it is our goal to keep building places where people can mourn" did it for me lol
@kohlcooke8789
@kohlcooke8789 3 года назад
“Build it and go there and wait” the onion is legendary XD
@robocop0647
@robocop0647 4 года назад
This needs to be the first channel that comes on when I turn on the TV.
@adastra591
@adastra591 3 года назад
I Love how they are maintaining their character without laughing. Lol
@icy1260
@icy1260 5 лет назад
11 years later and this has just got recommended to me...
@bornagainliars7556
@bornagainliars7556 5 лет назад
Same! Fucking RU-vid is sleeping in us!
@kellynolen498
@kellynolen498 5 лет назад
Does this means its officially ok to laugh about 9/11 in public?
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
Well your account is only 5 years old it ain't anywhere near old enough to have been able to see it when it was made. Mine was.
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
@mickor your one of the only people who can say that as your account is old enough.
@djstat46
@djstat46 4 года назад
@mickor lol np it's just kinda strange at how so many people question why it wasn't recommended sooner yet if it was they would've missed it by about a decade 😂
@_nines8270
@_nines8270 3 года назад
"People... in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly" THIS is what I'm subscribed for
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