Alan Ford - Dodgy Egyptian Builder 

thanx for the tip Bricktop.

Alan Ford is a total boss.

"You're a ruthless shite Amenhotep, I'll gve ya that... but we can't 'ave a grass."

Do you know who ramses is

Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.

There should be a picture of Alan Ford in the dictionary next to the word Cockney

“What kind of a name is Tut?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Light years ahead of U.S. television. Big ups.

Alan Ford = Bricktop = Alan Ford. The End

I fucking love Alan Ford! He's a proper great bloke in my book. ^Fuckin Alan Fucking Ford IS a Fuckin CHAMP!

In close up this could be Tubs from The League of Gentlemen.

Your cousin Harry? Hatchet Harry?

If you asked people if they liked Alan Ford, they probably would say, who? If you asked people if they like either bricktop from Snatch, or the eastend thug from the Armando Ianucci show, then more would probably say: fucking Alan Fucking Ford is a Fucking Champ!

He funny lemon squeeza I'll give him that I'll have to give him a bell on the dog and bone see if we can put him back on the box

Should I require spectacles, I'm getting a pair of these. Then let's see who'd hit a bloke with glasses.

Brick Tut.

Do you know who Liz Truss is?

Was that Matt Berry doing the voiceover?