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Alan partridge 2.2.6 I'm all yours 

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@MrPicklerwoof
@MrPicklerwoof Год назад
I just love the idea of her sitting there waiting for Alan to finish his dump, looking over at the framed photos of Jet and Roger Moore, wondering what she's letting herself in for.
@DIGITAL-JESUS
@DIGITAL-JESUS Год назад
Lolol
@paulduckworth316
@paulduckworth316 10 месяцев назад
Let battle commence...
@jonnyspen8403
@jonnyspen8403 Год назад
Imagine telling a lady who is performing a 'sex act' upon you that she 'knows her onions'. Some of the finest comedy writing ever done.
@perspexorange
@perspexorange 2 года назад
"It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands" is the single best Partridge line ever uttered by the great man. You don't even need to see that 'lift conversation' to know just how painful it would've been. Brilliantly written. Comedy genius.
@Amethyst_Friend
@Amethyst_Friend 11 месяцев назад
There was no awkward conversation. Jill was up for it
@CelticSaint
@CelticSaint 6 месяцев назад
Exactly! It's the implied awkwardness that had previously occurred that cracks me up!
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 4 месяца назад
Ding!
@urthofthenewsun8465
@urthofthenewsun8465 3 года назад
“Got your big plate, Alan?” “...Ye-es.”
@stephendines1936
@stephendines1936 6 лет назад
I must say I'm tremendously excited by all this.
@cacambo589
@cacambo589 5 лет назад
I think he said "excited".
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 5 лет назад
Let battle commence!
@jupitorious7925
@jupitorious7925 5 лет назад
By all this !!!
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 6 лет назад
Alan never did get to know her views of the pedestrianisation of the Norwich city centre.
@MatthewLee-um9fo
@MatthewLee-um9fo 5 лет назад
If she had any sense she’d be dead against it.
@nightw4tchman
@nightw4tchman 5 лет назад
@@MatthewLee-um9fo But they do they it'll help people in wheel chairs.
@JMG_86
@JMG_86 4 года назад
*bang on against it
@Peto111222
@Peto111222 4 года назад
@@nightw4tchman You've got a lot to learn.
@TheFridayFightNight
@TheFridayFightNight 4 года назад
nightw4tchman NB l Lll l k lllmlol l lll l l l
@johnmirfield8875
@johnmirfield8875 Год назад
I'm 42. Alan Partridge is the best comedy character I've ever seen in those 42 years.
@insightphoto
@insightphoto Год назад
is that meant to be ironic?
@SuperJimmytang
@SuperJimmytang Год назад
Im 43 you cheeky git
@CelticSaint
@CelticSaint 10 месяцев назад
I love the way that upon leaving the restaurant with Jill, Alan has to walk past all 4 staff members who are observing him closely.
@newuk26
@newuk26 Год назад
“Let battle commence” 😂😂 Sad truth is most times a couple first get together is as awkward as this! Or is that just me? 😄
@altt-check1-2
@altt-check1-2 Год назад
Not as awkward as this 😂
@visionist7
@visionist7 Год назад
Depends on how you met
@PaulieD1984
@PaulieD1984 Год назад
Depends how much rohypnol you've slipped in their drink
@bananabuttons6637
@bananabuttons6637 Год назад
It helps if slightly drunk, then you don't feel as paranoid I find.
@martywize5909
@martywize5909 Месяц назад
I once said at the magic moment ‘….brace yourself’. Didn’t go down as well as I thought it would 😟
@arklowrockz
@arklowrockz 4 года назад
"Access to DIXons!!!" might be one of the best comic lilnes ever delivered
@emmylou4522
@emmylou4522 3 года назад
Absolutely love it! 🤣🤣🤣
@WallieTheRed
@WallieTheRed 2 года назад
That's first class
@arahant69
@arahant69 Год назад
apropos achieving surround sound.
@jimjam8949
@jimjam8949 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@hawsrulebegin7768
@hawsrulebegin7768 8 месяцев назад
Has to be the funniest comedy segment ever ever ever. Perfection.
@stevem030
@stevem030 5 лет назад
That is superb. That is first class.
@aestheticaltwat
@aestheticaltwat 4 года назад
Urm... Jill, I’m afraid I have no sheaths.
@garryharriman7349
@garryharriman7349 3 года назад
Ruddy good stuff!
@BlindDweller
@BlindDweller Год назад
Do you mind if I talk?
@Peto111222
@Peto111222 6 месяцев назад
@@garryharriman7349 Like Bravo 2.0
@garryharriman7349
@garryharriman7349 6 месяцев назад
@@Peto111222 😂
@andrewmurray5542
@andrewmurray5542 11 месяцев назад
If i ever find myself in this situation, i have a horrible feeling i won't be able to stop myself quoting at least some of these lines, if not all of them.
@nightw4tchman
@nightw4tchman 8 месяцев назад
I did the pedestrianation line once. She was in on the joke though and told me to shut up.
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 6 месяцев назад
@@nightw4tchman- Not easy with her mouth full!
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 4 месяца назад
@@nightw4tchmanshes a keeper
@nightw4tchman
@nightw4tchman 4 месяца назад
Regrettably she wasn't.@@bensmithkent22
@andrewmurray5542
@andrewmurray5542 3 месяца назад
​@@nightw4tchman 😂😂😂
@Clissoldkid
@Clissoldkid 5 лет назад
"You've missed a bit!" Why does no modern comedy make me laugh out loud like this?
@gergemini2993
@gergemini2993 5 лет назад
classic british comedy was in a league of its own. im irish and i grew up watching british tele......nothing like it! no profanity - just good clean (dirty-clean) fun :) lol
@dogbadger
@dogbadger 4 года назад
Peepshow also made me laugh out load like this but there is nothing else of the last 25 years.
@PETAL19
@PETAL19 Год назад
AP makes me laugh out loud also...he is brilliant 😅😅
@fintonmainz7845
@fintonmainz7845 7 месяцев назад
Old fart
@ControlAllDa1337
@ControlAllDa1337 Год назад
I don't even remember hearing "oooh Jill you know your onions" the first time around. Jill seems like a lot of fun lol
@lofinomad8315
@lofinomad8315 5 лет назад
I learned all my moves from Alan.
@tompurcell1499
@tompurcell1499 4 года назад
I'm a sad 60 year-old virgin too.
@sarahdixon6011
@sarahdixon6011 4 года назад
Ah ha!
@satireisnotdead5804
@satireisnotdead5804 2 года назад
Diddly di-di-dee, I like it, diddly di-di-dee, they like it
@futurecat71
@futurecat71 12 лет назад
Let Battle Commence!! lol!
@eddiebradley8787
@eddiebradley8787 Месяц назад
"Ive just been eating some mousse" genius line
@christoguichard4311
@christoguichard4311 9 месяцев назад
"Across the Ouse to the Waveney..." 😂😂😂
@pcoldlight5631
@pcoldlight5631 5 лет назад
They left the champagne downstairs!
@robinjames7493
@robinjames7493 5 лет назад
some people...
@AlisonBryen
@AlisonBryen 5 лет назад
Remembered his big plate though!
@JMG_86
@JMG_86 4 года назад
*half a bottle
@Peto111222
@Peto111222 4 года назад
This country...
@Peto111222
@Peto111222 4 года назад
@@JMG_86 o Blue Nun
@pr9062
@pr9062 4 года назад
Never get tired of watching these.
@calumberry4099
@calumberry4099 5 лет назад
13 dislikes? This country.
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 4 месяца назад
You people
@mikeyk212
@mikeyk212 Год назад
That's first class. That is superb
@forgive7449
@forgive7449 6 лет назад
....got your big plate alan ? 😛
@m3anthony
@m3anthony 6 лет назад
Allen Lymilt Got to be my favourite line from all programs.
@stephendines1936
@stephendines1936 5 лет назад
Jill I'm afraid I've no sheaths
@markheywood8236
@markheywood8236 4 года назад
....they do say it'll help people in WHHHHHEEEEELCHAAaaaiiirs....
@cherrypickingdiaries
@cherrypickingdiaries 5 лет назад
I'm not haggling 😂
@DiddyDavid
@DiddyDavid 4 года назад
There you go, it’s all happening....best ever Partridge sketch imho....
@D1ARBO
@D1ARBO 7 дней назад
“I’ve just been eating some moose” the double meaning in that is mega!
@sera2775
@sera2775 5 лет назад
Jill is I believe the same actress who played the sozzled landlady where tim and daisy lived in Spaced. 70 quid I think is more than fair, btw.
@MW7MWZ
@MW7MWZ 4 года назад
Marsha
@joedent3323
@joedent3323 2 года назад
It is for that old grot-bag. She's Ruff like a dog; shes rougher than John Waynes hairy saddlebags; she's a ruffian of the lowest class. Ho-bag.
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 4 месяца назад
Yea in 1997 for sure for that old trollop.
@th8257
@th8257 Год назад
They had to film the scene when Michael comes to the door several times because they couldn't stop laughing.
@neil7994
@neil7994 6 лет назад
Sheaths, prophylactics...rubber johnnys!
@Adam-XL
@Adam-XL Год назад
This video is not 5 star, but it's certainly competitive
@Crocs4cats
@Crocs4cats 6 месяцев назад
Not sure if it’s funny or sad that I know someone just like this!😅
@michaelengland7228
@michaelengland7228 2 месяца назад
Yes. Every time you look in the mirror.
@davidlumb3167
@davidlumb3167 4 года назад
" I've just been eating some mousse "
@kalekold
@kalekold 4 года назад
The amount of mental discipline that took to perform and not laugh must have been immense.
@CelticSaint
@CelticSaint 6 месяцев назад
@@kalekold They had to do that take MANY times as both of them kept laughing. I think the outtakes are on here on YT somewhere.
@DuderinoDeux
@DuderinoDeux 5 лет назад
That was classic intermingling!
@theorooney1319
@theorooney1319 5 лет назад
Let battle commence!
@SegaStation
@SegaStation 2 года назад
I'm 49 today. For my birthday I asked my dad a few days ago to get me a valance (the only thing i actually need) my 72 year old dad didn't know what a valance was so I sent him clip. Its taken him 4 days to recover from it. He was laughing so much he said he nearly had a heart attack.
@Philosoph-ali
@Philosoph-ali Год назад
Did he have Kenco coming out of his nostrils?
@SegaStation
@SegaStation Год назад
@@Philosoph-alinot Kenco, Ladyboys!
@coolbeans4u
@coolbeans4u 11 месяцев назад
​@@Philosoph-aliyes. thankfully ops nostrils were clear
@georgeknox1822
@georgeknox1822 8 месяцев назад
How this guy ever gets sex is beyond me .. 😂😂😂. He’s a genius at portraying his character …
@stephendines1936
@stephendines1936 6 лет назад
There you go its all happening.
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 3 года назад
Do you mind if i talk?........
@jonathancarter6831
@jonathancarter6831 5 лет назад
"Lynn, hand me an Apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict". Was there ever anyone funnier?. The comic genius of this man is in my DNA.
@BlindDweller
@BlindDweller Год назад
"Shall I do it more quickly or shall I maintain the same speed?"
@teetywoo3156
@teetywoo3156 4 года назад
"got your bit plate Alan?"
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 4 года назад
teety woo - BIG plate.
@jag1963
@jag1963 Год назад
Every line is comedy genius.
@robertbraviner2269
@robertbraviner2269 Год назад
People forget that traders need access to Dixon's 🤣🤣
@nickblades9024
@nickblades9024 3 года назад
“You link my arm and we’ll try and leave with some dignity “
@Comewithmeifuwant2live
@Comewithmeifuwant2live 4 года назад
It started with a kiss
@petefinegan8567
@petefinegan8567 5 лет назад
SC is a genius nuff said 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sports872
@sports872 Год назад
Never noticed Jill saying "Michael" 0:51 and saw this loads of times.
@DrWilkinsonSci
@DrWilkinsonSci Год назад
“The skirt thing around the bed”
@andrewbowen6875
@andrewbowen6875 11 месяцев назад
It’s the dirty protest that kills me every time 😂
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 4 месяца назад
And the menopause line
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 27 дней назад
@@bensmithkent22 Oh yes....that was Alan Partridge all the way...... "Given your age......" Brilliant!
@tonygrice1450
@tonygrice1450 2 месяца назад
Such great lines to use when I next go on a date 😅😎👊🏻
@paulmartin4670
@paulmartin4670 Год назад
"You know your onions..."
@sports872
@sports872 Год назад
I wonder what the lift scene between them would be like when Alan getting confirmation that no money would change hands.
@briandoyle6188
@briandoyle6188 4 года назад
I nearly ended up in a+e first time I watched this ..menapouuuuuuueeerrrss..
@stephendines1936
@stephendines1936 5 лет назад
Got yer big plate Alan?
@cacambo589
@cacambo589 5 лет назад
Uncanny! Those very words were in the excerpt above!!
@jkkay477
@jkkay477 2 месяца назад
@@cacambo589 It's a sad fact of life that 90% of comments on any TV/movie excerpt are just direct quotes from the video.
@johnodee100
@johnodee100 8 месяцев назад
"Keep the wolf from the door." 😂
@becausegang7266
@becausegang7266 4 года назад
You could add a zero to that... What 70 quid 😂😂
@highdownmartin
@highdownmartin Год назад
Double it
@Stu-Vino
@Stu-Vino 2 месяца назад
@@highdownmartin I'm not haggling…
@siresquire9439
@siresquire9439 5 лет назад
"Im talking about the Men a MENOPAOOOHH Jill"
@silageheap795
@silageheap795 Год назад
OOOOHHH! Jill, you know your onions!
@razamadaz3417
@razamadaz3417 5 лет назад
Quick-fire humour at it's finest.
@nicksmith12
@nicksmith12 15 дней назад
That's first class!
@stephenowens3687
@stephenowens3687 2 года назад
I've used many of Alan's lines, especially' Let battle commence!' In bed with my wife. For some reason, she doesn't find it nearly as funny as I do? Strange..
@thomaslouise8238
@thomaslouise8238 Год назад
I regularly say “that was classic intercourse” after sex with your wife and she seems to like that line
@TheGardfeez
@TheGardfeez 4 года назад
Ooooh Jill you know you're onions 😂
@rebeccaard1
@rebeccaard1 4 года назад
Your*
@jacobfield4848
@jacobfield4848 Год назад
"In off the pink..."
@its_Emilywoo
@its_Emilywoo Год назад
There you go, it’s all happening! 😂
@keith6400
@keith6400 4 года назад
5.10 He reminds me of Terry Griffiths the world champion snooker player.
@horse69outside
@horse69outside Год назад
Oddly also a bit of Alex Higgins.
@edglue6138
@edglue6138 8 месяцев назад
There’s a bit of Alan in us all
@AM-ub6fv
@AM-ub6fv 4 года назад
Let Battle Commence.
@welshlad6427
@welshlad6427 4 года назад
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
@Knappa22
@Knappa22 10 месяцев назад
He is so objectionable in every way 😣😁
@electrosundays
@electrosundays 5 лет назад
Gold !
@robnorton9496
@robnorton9496 День назад
I've said the pedestrianisation comment during, once.
@2323fifi
@2323fifi Год назад
CRINGEY PERFECTION ❤😵‍💫❤️
@andrewbowen6875
@andrewbowen6875 11 месяцев назад
I doubt Americans would get this on the same level as those in the U.K. because deep down everyone has been exposed to their own Partridge at work or even family. Dire Straits and Genesis seems to be a common factor and putting their own words to songs they’ve got in their heads
@marcanderson-jones3518
@marcanderson-jones3518 Год назад
You know your onions 😄
@ianinkster2261
@ianinkster2261 4 года назад
As a younger man I never found the light-dimming funny. Now as an older man with an embarrassing sex face, I understand.
@nscsc
@nscsc 14 лет назад
lmfao!
@10188deathstarhero
@10188deathstarhero 5 лет назад
You know your onions
@MelliaBoomBot
@MelliaBoomBot 4 года назад
tears............lol
@DJFREDHEAD2010
@DJFREDHEAD2010 4 года назад
oh she remembered great
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 Год назад
Some kind of dirty protest. 😂😂😂
@jamesmay7009
@jamesmay7009 3 года назад
Ooo Jill, you know ya onions
@irisdainter6507
@irisdainter6507 Год назад
Classic comedy.
@duffymoony
@duffymoony 3 года назад
"Jill, you know your onions"
@stephendines1936
@stephendines1936 5 лет назад
Jill was in Oh Dr Beeching.
@andyspinks9996
@andyspinks9996 Месяц назад
There you go, it's all happening!! 😂
@HHM706
@HHM706 5 лет назад
when der bowt cooms in
@moonlit6311
@moonlit6311 4 года назад
"It's all happening.." 😂 Yuk. That mousse looks disgusting.
@RichardWhite-cb4ni
@RichardWhite-cb4ni Год назад
"Access to dixons"
@stephendines1936
@stephendines1936 3 года назад
Ohhhhh Jill you know your onions.
@aspacepigtaipei
@aspacepigtaipei Год назад
Let battle commence
@BaronVonGreenback1882
@BaronVonGreenback1882 4 года назад
He left his half bottle of Champagne on the table.
@billyb4223
@billyb4223 5 лет назад
The valance 😂
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 3 года назад
The what?
@colinrgage
@colinrgage Год назад
Got your big plate Alan? Lol
@modmutha8608
@modmutha8608 2 месяца назад
Wheeeeeel chairs
@paulmagee6249
@paulmagee6249 4 года назад
Forgot the champagne
@misterprecocious2491
@misterprecocious2491 5 лет назад
Hello Bwian.
@ghostofreagan3181
@ghostofreagan3181 4 года назад
I've just been eating some moose.
@MoreRubberyThanTurgid
@MoreRubberyThanTurgid 5 лет назад
I'm not haggling.
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