a transcription which may not be 100% accurate and that nobody really asked for but i enjoyed writing: 1. takes half the truth to come out some time. knows what i means. knows what i meAns. KnOws wHat i MeAnss. 2. i went and lost my trAIN OF THOOUUUUUGGGHHHTTTTT IN FRont of alll myyy, chilean mates. i apologise, it’s alright (: 3. THIS (slurp,girl,earth????) iS ON FIREEEEEE 4. ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL. THE (FEATURE???) WALL THAT WAS CREATED WHEN YOU (kNOCK?) THROUGH THE UTILITY ROOOM. ITS MADE IT ALL SEEM SOOO MUCH bigGER. *yells* 5. yOU WAAAAANTT👼 because she was ALWAYS a b i t c h 2me. is what, the sister said *just to be clear*, they’ve both given me nothing but kindness. 6. and i wish them no ill-will,,.....nO ILL-WILL. oOOHHHyeah. 7. anything you waaant, becAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT, we had a c o n n e c t i o n. and im just GLAD u found the courage! to confirm my suspicions. but it weren’t easy, shicagO. (i’ll have a side of that??) *confession* 8. you waaaant, because we always had a c o n n e c t i o n you c. u just kNow deez fings. *unspoken*. know what i mean? 9. OH ME LIGHTS ARE FOOKIN WONKY TODAYYY. wONKY FOOKIN LIGHTSS, BUT IM HAVIN A NICEE (or ice idek man) AND IM HAVING A NICE, BECAUSE... IM B A T M A N. 10. .....friends¿....,,stillgotpicturesoffRIENDSONTHEwall *fookin prO* purposely wrote this dramatically its alex what would i have done
"Yeeeees, yeees, yeees, you can call me ANYTHING you want... Because she was always a bitch to me... Is what the sister said, just to be clear. They both gave me nothing but kindness" -Alex Turner Lollapalooza Chile
Therapist: Alex, you seem like you've had a good week! Wanna talk about it? Alex: proceeds to successfully talk about his week without having any weird outbursts. Therapist at the end of the session, proudly: Alex I'm happy to say that we've had some progress! Alex: Yeah, me too. "pauses" Even if she was always a bitch to me. The sister on the other hand! You see, i feel like we've always had a connection... Therapist, covering his ears while running for the window: No, God no. Not the Cornerstone sisters AGAIN!
You know, Matt once said that it seems now if Alex always seems to be thinking of another tune, so perhaps hes testing for himself something to make a song from. Either way, its hilarious and I love it.
All jokes in all likelihood, but as I read this, I heard the note he catches at 1:00 on "through" and now I'm sat here thinking about the croony little number he could manifest out of it.
"Ohh me lights are fucking wonkey...wonky fucking lIghtsss but I'm having a nice... I'm having an iceeee because I'm BATMANN!!" literally what the fuck I love this man
