Alhaitham and Kaveh being an old married couple 

the way kaveh said 'who are they?' 😭😭😭 sounds like a jealous wife who thinks her husband might cheating on her

Kaveh and Alhaitham Main Quest: Fighting each other. Character Trailer: Sitting with each other. Alhaitham's Story Quest: Fighting, sitting, and living with each other. 🤣🤣🤣

my poor boy kaveh is being disrespected in so many levels

My old gay dads arguing again

"He looks so skinny next to Alhaitham" I find it funny, that a lots of characters talking about Kaveh offered him food, they're trying to feed him like he's a stray cat or something. (Read Faruzan's Tighnari's, Cyno's, Alhaitham's line about Kaveh) Like Tighnari invited him to a dinner, after he accidentally built a house near a withering zone, Madam Faruzan is planning to take him out to dinner, even the General Mahamatra Cyno, invitied him to dinner. Also, Collei's line about him too revealed that he often eats at Tighnari's place. XD

Crazy headcannon here: Alhaitham knows that, when Kaveh is arguing with him, he can postpone him being alone and depressed. He buys stuff he knows is hideous in order to get Kaveh talking and give himself praise (about his design skills). He knows that Kaveh thinks too much, overworks himself, probably feels worthless in comparison, and probably doesn't eat when he needs to. He intentionally creates arguments like this to raise his confidence, take his mind off other things and goad him into coming outside for drinks (making sure he's eating)

4:15 as an ex-architecture student this hits me too close to home what the fuck man 😭

Kaveh sounds like a stressed out house wife😭

Kaveh is totally the mom here 😆

This entire scene felt less like "here's my cantankerous roommate" and more "okay please don't say anything but I'm gay, this is my boyfriend, please, don't say anything,"

"oOh nOo- tHey brOke uP" :( "uM aNyWaYs-" *proceeds to run into the akademiya pillar and then opening the map*

Lumi just standing there like ._.

I love Kevah's energy, his always yelling at any opportunity he gets 🤣

These two are pretty much chaotic with each other Just like certain people i know from Leo's Server

These 2 really are such a chaotic old couple no questions asked🤣🤣🤣

I need more lore on the we used to be friends

They are so married

Remember guys. They're just "roommates" ;)

Paimon: But aren't you his friend? Kaveh:... uh...I wouldn't say "friend" exactly....okay well we "used" to be. But, we're not anymore HELLO? JUST SAY YOU'RE MARRIED TO THE MAN!?

1:22 had me rolling “ Oh, who are you? Husband? “ “ We used to be.. “ I CANTTT

They have a little bit in common with my parents not gonna lie. Kaveh beeing my dad when he has free days and doing the homework ("Is that all I get!?") and mom doing long work sometimes and still beeing somewhat calm(very exhausted may I add) plus the Al/Kav arguing is a replica to their's. For new characters they are really entertaining and would be great parents to the travelers (and Paimon is the family dog)

Lumine really said 🧍‍♀️

I love them so much they’re so funny

"uH, I woUlD'NT sAy FrIeNd ExAcTlY-" Edit: mum i'm famous Edit 2: holy moly where are you all coming from

Paimon: “But aren’t you his friend?” Kaveh: “…Uh… I wouldn’t say ‘friend’, exactly… Okay, well, we used to be. But we’re not anymore.” 1:16

When he said we used to be friends but not anymore I just uhhh boyfriend-? Also bro really said we're paid actors-

STOP WHY ARE THEY SO CHAOTIC

Kaveh:"You're dead if I found out that you lying to me" U mean he's dead if u found out he cheating on u...🤣🤣🤣

Why do the bicker like an old married couple or just people who get into random petty fights because someone took the last muffin

They seem like the married couple who'd marry, divorce later on then get married again... Then potentially, or more likely divorce, rinse and repeat type of shit.

4:24 Gosh, this is dialogue screams mad mother arguing with her husband lmao

Omggg these two are so much fun xd

3:05 - in my language we have a saying that would translate as "the shard laughs at the broken vase" but said in a sacrastic way

i still haven't done alhaitham story quest. but after seeing this I'm sure they are more than just friends. & i am really exited to do alhaitham story quest now

3:08 That "are you okay?" gets me everytime 😭 Theyre so cute i can't!!!!

i knew alhaitam and kaveh are gay couple

I only see that kaveh try to make his understand because he start fall for alhaitham but alhaitham still didn't know that kaveh like him🤣🤣🤣🤣

..and they were roomates

Kaveh is so cute 🥺❤

They’re so funny 😭

My grandparents every 5 minutes:

7:19 Kaveh why are you looking down like theres smth

“huh!? who are they?” what? jealous much?

In the middle just enjoying the show 🤣🤣🤣

Y'all chat in the meantime Me; JUST SAY IT, YOU ARE INTRODUCING YOUR WIFE

They're like comedians old married couple. And his laugh is just adorable lol

The way he was changing at 00:9

Off topic but his laugh is fuking cute

I just love how Alhaitham sounds so insolent sounding when it comes to him arguing with Kaveh.

They don’t give me married couple. They give me BITTER GAY EXES who can’t move out cause breaking the lease is too expensive (and one ((KAVEH)) still desperately wants to get back together but is too proud to ask.)

When I heard him say that they’re not friends anymore I was like, so you’re boyfriends now

Alhaitham: “…You all chat in the meantime” [ _System:_ *Sweet Awkward Time* _Talk to the ‘Kaveh’ guy (0/1)_ _Tap to navigate_ ]

You know what Kaveh should do?Ignore him for a day/week and we’ll see how much Alhatiam cares lol

THEYRE FLIRTING

Alhaitam being a savage while kaveh be like savage love❤ 😅

ive been smiling throughout the whole video

All the time when someone says the name Alhaitham, I hear "I hate them" am I the only one person who hear this?

3:53 OHH GOD

I promise they are EXACTLY like me and my wife

Why does algorithm and kaveh give me the same energy as hibiki and kanade (from suite precure) in the first few episodes 😭😭

Me checking the comments to see if somebody explained what kaveh meant by “used to be friends” be like:👀

This is so funny😂 But i wanna ask who's doing the voice?

1:07 Kaveh sounds like my parent whenever I invite my friends home lol.

"And they were roommates"

"Who are they? 🥺😭"

Cool video

The new leorio and kurapika ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

Lumine: 🧍

bro paimon the gold fr

Alhaitham roasts kaveh= Franklin roasts Lamar

Literally my grandparents 💀 but they still love each other

"oh no they broke uuup. nooooooh..."

Ladies and gentleman! Two men can no longer be enemies, co-workers, friends, siblings, cousins, etc! Because they just HAVE to be Gay!

And they were roommates!

I just noticed that I accidently quoted Kaveh (about humanity) in my school essay 😎🍷

Now, I'm here again, and hkvh nation in 1:10 absolutely: OH MY, THE TABLE, GUYSS, THE TABLE AAAAARGHH

and they were roomates

HELP PAIMON ASKED IF KAVEH WAS HIS FRIEND AND I IMMEDIATELY GOT AN AD FOR FRUIT

They argue like my mom and dad

I love them)))

and they were roommates

is that from questline or hangout event? i have not yet met kaveh :(

That's when Alhaitham started dating me

Pfft.. they remind me of Chuuya and Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs..

Ahhh my old gay uncles started arguing again 😢

in one of the hoyofair things cyno says “Bet you nag him like a *spouse*” idk i just thought it was funny

Parents or an old married couple, no. College roommates, sure, although that's basically the same thing.

I MEAN 0:09

Why is the couch so big??

This reminds me of the relationship in Facade xDD

Oh my archons the painting slander. #supportpainting #cancelalhaitham #btwtheicecreammachineisbrokenagain

Is it just me who started hearing gachalife music in the background, or am I just going insane..

i could almost appreciate the video from all the laughing which was too loud for the game footage ! keep it up man :)

Nah kaveh is just like my grandma ☠️ when alhaitham does smt he wont stop whining 😭

What quest is it

He does kind of look like Aether. But to me Fischl also kind of looks like Lumine

time to traumatized my parents

1:27 BROO

Wajajaja parecen un matrimonio, wajajaja ni yo peleo tanto con mi esposo como estos dos.

I like to think they kinda dated before, but it didn't last of course.