Alice Cooper Roasting Riverdale for 7 minutes straight 

She was iconic until she went to the farm

*SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR ADULTERY FRED*

Madchen Amick has been hospitalised for severe back pain as she carried the whole show on her shoulders.

3:55 betty: *it’s archie* alice: *bLoCk HiM tOo* betty: *shook*

“It’s Archie” “Block him too” Season 1: I don’t really like her Season 2: FAV CHARACTER Season 3: Eh SHES okay?

Ahhh, back when Riverdale had somewhat consistent storylines

“ I always knew you were a momma’s boy” OHHH SHE WENT THERE

~betty's phone rings~ Alice: If that's snake bluskin block him Betty: No mom its Archie Alice: Block him too My life is on this phrase! hahaha

"If that beanie wearing Cat defiled you at least tell me you were safe." D A M N

"Sorry to disrupt the witching hour at thornhill" I screamed a little!

season 3: alice is marrying a cult leader also season 3: alice is an fbi agent

Alice: A queen Jughead: A beanie wearing cad FP: a real man Hal: an ass Hotel: Trovigo

Isn’t crazy that alice gets these lines and the things we get from the other characters are like “iM wEirD” “I DoNt fIt iN. AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN” or “Im so tired of this toxic masculinity in this hallway”

Idk why but i felt so good when Alice threw that stone at Hal’s store

Isn’t it funny how when they were teenagers Alice was the one scolding FP about not being honest about his south side roots and now that their adults FP is the one scolding Alice about not being honest about her south side roots

Alice: *is it true what they say about men who have just been released from prison?”* FP: *what do they say?* Alice: *that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated* *I lost it omg*

i really didn’t realize how iCoNiC Alice was until this video omg😍

"What the hell Alice, it's the middle of the night" Can we just appreciate how that line was delivered???

I love how "GET" and "OUT" got their own points

i love how at 0:31 alice is insults the blossoms and they’re getting offended while toni’s having the time of her life LMAOOO

She is my favorite, ever since she asked fp if he was sexually frustrated I was like OKAY WHAT A BADASS. She gets the best lines and I'm here for it

She has no fear. Whatsoever. Iconic.

Season 1 : this girl is a psychopath Season 2 : ROSTEDDDDD

Alice: *breathes* Roast Counter: *Goes up by 2*

*its archie* *block him too*

“a real man.” yes sis you get that

She was a badass in season 1 and season 2. They ruined her season 3. I think the bad ass Alice Cooper will come back season 4, I hope.

it’s Archie block him too *ICONIC*

Alice is the main SH*T!!!!!!! Team Alice

*_The word "Don't" is considered a roast xD_*

F.P : "snakes don't shed their skin so easily." Snakes : um yes we do...

5:43 "Shut it ,Hal" That's when I fell in love with her, shes my fav character like if u agree

omf she popped OFF in that last clip

Oh my gosh this is so much funnier than the other ones on RU-vid

"keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window" LMAO IM DYING 😂😂😂

Betty- "it's Archie" Alice- "block him too" - *Riverdale*

*bLocK HiM tO*

Alice is the Queen of sass in riverdale 😂 she drags everyone across town and pulls their weaves out 🤣🤣 she even dragged Hal the serial Killer I mean yes Alice

alice: is it true what they say about men who just got released from prison fp? fp:well what do they say? alice: tHaT tHeY’Re iNcReDiBLy SeXuALLy FrUsTrAtEd

I feel like Alice has a similar personality to Jughead but dresses just like Betty LOL

“If that beanie wearing cad defiled you” 💀💀💀

„Dude, can you bite me?“ *Roast Counter* : 1000000000

I was so glad that she was faking everything at the farm!

THE LAST ONE!!!! OOOF ALICE IS A SAVAGE Season1: I hate her Season2: lover her lmao😂 Season3: she okay.....

and then if you add up young alice...

This is more like badass counter

"Keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window" I'm DEAD lmao

I feel like she’s the only actor on this show that can take her cringey lines and make a masterpiece out of them

I feel like I'm the only one who likes Alice

*bLoCk hIm tOo* lmfao i love Alice 💀

i love how she was iconic since ep 1 but we found out that she's still iconic because she went to the farm but what's up, SHE'S THERE ACTING WITH THE POLICE HEE HEE

Everyone is saying she was iconic until she went to the farm but her going to the Farm as the FBI is iconic!

That catwalk scene was a roast by itself!

'dude can you bite me?' roast counter: 400019387

I knew Alice isn’t shit I was so happy seeing her being a agent and not a psychopath in the farm

Alice be here ripping everyone apart. And jugheads like. “iM wEIrD, iM a WeIRdO. i dONt fIT iN i doNt wAnT tO fIT iN”. “HObO, bRIde oF HoBO” (Cheryl’s line) “ShUt tHe heLL uP JUgHeAd” (Archie’s lien)

This video had me howl-laughing. The way Betty reacts to her mom is priceless. Long may Alice reign

Honestly, the only way to create world peace is to make Alice Cooper the queen of the universe!

Betty’s mom: block him. Block him too. Just have no friends, okay?

“Fp in every way you are not is a real man” this is my favorite lol so iconic

What about young Alice Cooper?

Alice is the actual queen of Riverdale

I like how she said "Incredibly sexually frustrated."

“wHaT tHE hEll is going on here alice it’s the miDdLE oF tHe nIGht” “oh sorry to disrupt the wiTChiNg hOUr aT tHoRn hiLL”

Oooh I love how Alice says FP is a real man #falice

Alice:’archie’ *roast counter goes up by one*

This should be titled: *"Alice Cooper being a badass for 7 minutes and 14 seconds straight."*

“Shut your face, you half-melted, ten cent trollop.” D A M N

THAT LAST CLIP WHERE SHE TALKED AB FP WAS SO ICONIC

Honestly, Riverdale should have just been the Alice Cooper show. That would have made it a thousand times better.

“sorry to disrupt witching hour at thornhill” she’s iconic.

3:55 “BLOCK HIM TOO” love this moment😂

season one, she was my least favourite person, season two, she became my favourite, and season 3, she's back to being my least favourite.

Her roasts are better than Roasted Chicken

Season 1: she cool Season 2: fav character Season 3: is she okay? Season 4: she working for FBI and with sheriff now?

“You’re the damn sinner.” Preach, sister.

Betty: "It's Archie!" Alice: *"Block him too!"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Watching S1 for the first time: I hate her Rewatching S1: YASSSS QUEEN

I love Alice but this is so inaccurate apparently every word she says counts as roast

Alice: What did you say to Polly? Roast Counter: *ding* Me: wHAt?

1:59 I love that, this is considered a roast 😂

Can you please make one of Cheryl Blossom

i died at “half-melted, two cent trollop”

Season 2 Alice Cooper is the most iconic character ever

SLAY QUEEN! My favourite character.

TBH SHES LIKE ONE OF THE FEW GOOD CHARACTERS IN THIS SHOW

“Half melted 10 cent trollop”😂😂😭

she's honestly a new character every season. and i'm here for it. one of the few good characters in this show

I wish that Alice still acted like a bad ass snake 🐍

*i dont think the words “get out” is a roast*

I searched it up and Archie was only 15 when he started dating Miss.Grundy and she was 35 when the show started which makes them 20 years apart and that ain’t ok

“Cant wait to see who she drags next from season 3” Yikes, well Riverdale writers RUINED her in season 3, she wasnt sane again till the very end so that was fun.

as someone who is watching the mess that is riverdale, i can guarantee that i _am_ just there to see her roast them into the ground

why are "get" and "out" considered two separate roasts 2:03

‘It’s Archie’ ‘Block him too’ Alice is a whole mood😂😂

“ Shut it Hal and the next brick won’t be at the window.” Savage Alice is hot alice 💦💦

Such a good actress

A lot of these weren't actually roasts. But I do appreciate her savage af character.

ShOvE iT hAl (I know I’ve commented a load of times but this video is hilarious)

*Me at 3AM* *phone has no volume* *turns up volume 1-bit* Me: hmm it’s a little quiet maybe just- *turns up by 1 again* Me: shit it’s too loud