Alien Attack Cold Open - SNL 

Yas I died at that line and IM A CONSERVATIVR

This is us

There was no collusion with Zorblat 9.

Magpie naw. He’s gankin all their planets oil to fuel the petrodollar. Fuck Murika 😂😂👍

Why are you crying

Dear women of the world when the alien attack happen say these words " I rebuke you back to hell in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " And I pled the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth against your back to hell with y'all for 365 days in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " That is all. Tell others. Have no fear but even if you do. Do it anyways.

Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50, C51...Z74. He's the current Antichrist. D52+O63+N52+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666 See 7seals.blogspot.com - only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

XD

@@BradWatsonMiami 1st time it was Pope John Paul. 2nd time it was Obama. 3nd time it Pope Francis. Now its Donald Trump, Will you people make up your minds on who the real Antichrist is this time around, this is getting to confusing. Will real Antichrist please stand up, please stand up.

@@salometipsandtricks2786 Say that to my little friends! **Little Green Men appears**

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear women of the world when the alien attack happen say these words " I rebuke you back to hell in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " And I pled the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth against your back to hell with y'all for 365 days in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " That is all. Tell others. Have no fear but even if you do. Do it anyways.

@@mccarthus9250 the aliens are fallen angels from hell and the future bottomless pit. So you know m

Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50, C51...Z74. He's the current Antichrist. D52+O63+N52+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666 See 7seals.blogspot.com - only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

You actually think Biden one ;))

Hahahahahaha I totally agree

Yes but when every single episode has 1 or more skits on trump it starts to get old.

They are funny and all but they have def made more fun of Trump than any other president we have had in the past. I enjoy their skits and all but come on, lets mix it up a little Lorne Michaels.

Who is to blame that no Obama, no Clinton, no booth Bushes, no Regan was so good in making fun of, like Trump is. He is two levels up from every US president in history as leading figure of jokes. He in fact do not need others to become hilarious, he can make joke of himself alone, better then anyone can do.

Aiden Ritchie well every week, he does somthing dumb

every other president was a Politian. trump is not

LOL. I can't even...my stomach hurts...! The United States is truly being run by the best clown in the world.

Divine Aria better than being run by a murderous psychopath Hitlery Clinton...

@Calvin Kenney @Cj moneybags. Hilliard Clinton... murderous psychopath? Now who was it that just admitted lying to the American people about the severity of Covid-19? Trump says he knew it was very dangerous, much worse than the regular flu while he played it down to the American people. In other words, Trump lied about blocking the Chinese from entering the US, about whether it was bad for young people and children. Trump called for schools to open or else they would lose funding and he KNEW that children are at risk. Trump has repeatedly lied and you defend him. Your guy sat on his fat ass and put 330 million Americans at risk. We still haven’t reached a peak and we’ve lost 200,000 lives. Whose the murderous psychopath? Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton but I sure as hell didn’t vote for a known con man. And you two are prime examples of the people he has conned. Trump isn’t corrupt? That’s the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard. Truly. The MOST ignorant statement ever made in the history of mankind. Why do you think he hasn’t shown his taxes? Why did the courts make Trump shut down his “charity”? Close his “university”? Still hasn’t paid the cities where he held his rallies for the past year. How many outstanding law suits against him? How many does he have going so he doesn’t have to settle since he doesn’t have the money? Much cheaper to pay the lawyers for a law suit than to pay what he owes. Why is Deutsche Bank the only bank that will work with Trump? This could go in all night. Trump. Not. Corrupt. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

@Cj_moneybags And you ARE a moron for believing and spreading undocumented lies. You won’t believe Covid-19 is real until you are dying. Even your fearless imbecile lied about what he knew about the virus. Answer me this: if Covid-19 isn’t a problem why is Trump and everyone around him tested daily? Trump is scared to death of dying because he knows he will face God’s wrath. God will not be merciful to him. Wish I could see it.

@Cj_moneybags...Trump isn't corrupt? Openly asking foreign countries to interfere so that he can win an election isn't corruption? Using American tax dollars to force Ukraine to interfere for his personal gain in winning an election isn't corruption? Really??? You must be living in the twilight zone, and you're probably proud that you're almost a better clown than your cult leader. That sheep you posted is you brainwashed Trump worshippers projecting yourself onto others. Nice try.

"I actually heard zorblat 9 was very beautiful, very fantastic." "oh my God, does he have business ties in zorblat 9?" 😂😂😂

@@rickeyvinluan2529 you literally ripped that comment from Gargoyle

Dear women of the world when the alien attack happen say these words " I rebuke you back to hell in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " And I pled the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth against your back to hell with y'all for 365 days in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " That is all. Tell others. Have no fear but even if you do. Do it anyways.

Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50, C51...Z74. He's the current Antichrist. D52+O63+N52+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666 See 7seals.blogspot.com - only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

Lol

Dear women of the world when the alien attack happen say these words " I rebuke you back to hell in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " And I pled the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth against your back to hell with y'all for 365 days in Jesus Christ of Nazareth name. " That is all. Tell others. Have no fear but even if you do. Do it anyways.

@@salometipsandtricks2786 Imagine believing in god lmao. Simpleton

thought he said And even our own?

Salmon Eastep-Port YOUR PROFILE PIC OMG

SayySooFlyy the illegal aliens did though bawhahahaha

Homebody Todd there are aliens from other planets on earth? wow

At this point, if the aliens ran against Trump, they probably WOULD win the popular vote.

*Scary Movie 3 - Not So Different After All (2003) HD* RU-vid Search: viCosY2u6YU The 2003 version was better. 😂😂 (@ 1:15) Legal? Alien: "We mean you no harm. We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl (Hillary). We must destroy her 'before 7 days.' " George: "You mean --you _watched the video tape??"_ Legal? Alien: "Our satellite picked up what we _thought_ was 'Pootie Tang.' "

This s##t is getting old.

They weren't lying

Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50, C51...Z74. He's the current Antichrist. D52+O63+N52+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666 See 7seals.blogspot.com - only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

@@justicenah8183 A 2nd Grader can add 48 to A1, B2, C3..Z26 and get A49, B50, C51...Z74.

@@justicenah8183 Don't curse at me again or you are going to receive justice - your Judgment Day. Have you read the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'?

@@BradWatsonMiami TF is wrong with you? lol

@Dant'e Stackz 2 years later we wipe those lies from your memory.

@Dant'e Stackz exactly. Smart human.

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OMG

Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50, C51...Z74. He's the current Antichrist. D52+O63+N52+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666 See 7seals.blogspot.com - only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

nyxtingale lol

Zaneta same I love SNL

Same!

Tram Law drink some earl grey black tea and call it a night

Fuck this shit! I gotta open the bar in 6 hours. Caulk!

Tram Law lol lkr forget all about it

Watch Trump and his cronies say it's another fake news Obama conspiracy.

day light savings is fake news 😭😂😂

Best lines of this act.

For the first one *hair* by demand lmao

Fuck you

If the aliens were viruses called covid19, this is exactly how trump is handling it right now

@@augustsmith9553 Shithead

Much

And bigger hands

Serenity Rodriguez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😫🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And a bigger brain

But tRump never applegizes. Baldwin did three times

Brutal

Now that would have been funny. Maybe SNL needs to hire you and fire their idiotic snowflake writers who cannot manage anything truly witty anymore.

Or have tRump offer to take them to Hillary

the coronavirus is the aliens ... so California will take the most damage ... it seems !

TBone 511 same

same here, we will get 4 yrs. of it too.

"I am here for the comments...". Because the video is terrible.

greendreamteam11 And 3:40.

Raul Gallegos No.

French Pineaplliano They're bitch ass crybabies

They must've come from Alex Jones like me. I'm a fan of Alex but I'm not gonna attack anyone over some liberal satire, which is meant to piss certain people off.

French Pineaplliano Yah i found it funny how many female soldiers they had, bunch of liberal crap

Papa Smurf why that bothers you? it doesn't bother me it all

You are a person sir, not delimited only by a political view, if you can laugh and have an objective view, good for you

Crazy how accurate this Is

hannah s lol true

hannah s I have realized that Alec Baldwin makes Trump look more laidback and calm. The real Trump always screams.

Maybe because its fake hair that is meant to look better than a 70 year olds natural hair

Alec Baldwin is a documented homophobic racist on more than one occasion, but Trump's the bad guy. Baldwin is a pos and you know it. SNL is all he has pathetic old bastard

Isn't that the point of fake hair/wigs : to look better than the hair you naturally have 🤷‍♀

Kendall Miller you nailed it...y did the crowd get crazy mad at alex jones and the alien deception?

This seems weirdly appropriate right now

Space aids

This has aged very well. He's handling the crisis in your country exactly how one would have imagined. The incompetence!

😂🤣🤣👍

CoronaVirus is Disinfectant Don ally

Then we be ruined

That would be a very short film.

Easy jokes are never funny, which is why political humour is so god damn boring

And I envy so much of those of you that no longer have such an easy target to comedians in power any more... I'm writing this with Bolsonaro as president 🤡

I believe that the song & words for "Holier than thou" by Metallica, "best suit the false prophet out of Revalations" donald trump

Kaleb Calverley 🤦‍♂️

@@davidhunt1350 ??

Herpeslip Herpeslip Thank you!

BUT U LAUGH EVEN HARDER IF UR NOT A FAN~ (OF DRUMPFFFT!) "sounds like someone farted'~ 'noise"

LoriAnn Grilley-Jamroz what are you five?

I could almost say I was under the impression SNL never made fun of Hillary. (Or the President of the last eight years, come to it.) Because... shoot, how does that go?

@@andrewmihovich4252 of course SNL did, lol

Michael Pappas same xD

My eyes are bleeding from the comments.

Patti Lipsig ...GGGRRRR!!..lol..

Why

The only serious role Kate and Kenan have done.

Ty Golden FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!

And everyone keeps trying to tell him that Steve Bannon is a zombie, but he just doesn't believe them.

Isn't he already doing that?

@@gabriellayang4321 you mean Steve Banning isn't a zombie?

He doubled down on how to be an idiot. I bet FU45 thinks the big applause when Alec comes in is because it's his character. Almost guaranteed he takes all the credit to somehow.

@@dalpz205 = miserable commie

@@TheDrewThornton Aww you mad Orange Mussolini is a liar and traitor? That sucks for you

ItsStillRealToMe DamnIt actually it happens all the time

If you've ever been to a Trump event you know how much applause he gets. So much more than these SNL shit sketches.

applause from idiots doesnt count

Jasmine Trump is the fucking president, he doesn't give a shit about SNL

liberal rsponse

*Amen*

Sure, he gonna become irrelevant by the time trump is outta office. So sure.

Well said, Ronald. Alec Baldwin is among my favorite actors. Also find him to be one of the sexiest.

There are two other good parts of the tRump presidency: The Parody Project and the skits/songs/"interviews" of Randy Rainbow.

@Generic White Male PFFT, everyone knows that libtards HATE a good economy tho. A shitty economy is their bread and butter. I mean, look at San Fran and NYC.

No he deserv prison time and you know why😅

@@yaweizhi7966 🤣🤣

Bertha Rios Go to bed, Bertha.

Pharoah Polystyrene Leave. Bertha. Alone! Go on Bertha girl. Enjoy yourself!😊

Bertha Rios If "the goods" means unfunny Liberal propaganda brainwashing idiotic people to disregard any ideas from the right and encourage cuckery on the highest level, then I guess SNL delivered "the goods@

+Joseph Stalin , yet you are here less than a half hour of the on line post of this 40+ years show. Even a mental patient don't eat where they shit at. Go somewhere else with that stupid shit.

Awww Trumpster? They hate the truth

James Fairweather nope. that's not how. we liberals know there are 2 sexes.

do you want to explain the riots?

James Fairweather Dude, sex is not disconnected from gender.

Red Lilies wrong hermaphroditism still exsists in humanity

James Fairweather Nope. I'm a liberal and I totally agree. So would probably everyone else I know who's a liberal.

"That's not true!"

CASSO BLVCK Yeah!!

CASSO BLVCK , v

Anthony Atamanuik

CASSO BLVCK I'll do you one better, replace Trump by Alec Baldwin as Trump!! 😍

Andalusia T.O.L The stock market would go up as companies and whole industries are no longer being threatened on Twitter and unnecessary trade wars would end. There would probably be more jobs as fewer companies would outsource and both US companies as well as companies from friendly countries would find it easier to do business with each other, raising their profits, except for those few companies the current president is favoring. It's a good wish, as the only people who would be reacting negatively are the ones with no idea of the damage he has done, no matter how many there are or how they would react, the country and its allies would be better off without him.

space tax !

And much funnier 6 years later

What about Biden, no comments because he is on vacation?😅

Still waiting...

Yepp

You are a moron

Educate yourself

Chip Carey It's the scene that plays before the theme song.

Space force during that time?