ALIENS: 1-Star Reviews From IMDb 

While really drunk too

In that case Game Over man!

Owwww i like that, why didnt i think of that lol.

Mostly

Burke: Look if your smart we can make a remake of Mulan both come out as heroes and be set-up for life. Ripley: You're crazy Burke you know that. You can't get a remake made in education camps out like that past quarantined cinemas. Burke: How can they impound it if they don't know about it?

“I’m Sick And Tired Of Your Bullshit Hudson. We Don’t Have Much Time...”

You meant trolls.

Chris H Hahahaha ...Now that's funny.

Don't see the Aliens giving each other one star reviews ;) your saying that the aliens are worse lol

All right. We waste the one star reviewers. No offense.

Brilliant

🤣

Lol

Yes. Yes, they did.

It plummeted, Ripley. It did.

EXACTLY what I thought watching Prometheus & Covenant. What dreck!

He's great. RIP

I was literally angry with rage

Game over man, game over

I'm still thinking back to when that training day show hit in 2016.. And I was FINALLY a new lead for Paxton (I love the movie as well) and then like.. 5 episodes in he died.. It was so... Abrupt.. Hit me hard as a 90s kid who would watch him in anything from aliens, predator 2, twister or titanic... Or true lies 🤣 hes fucking brilliant in true lies

Likely some incel who wanted paxton to be his fantasy self..ie trope and save the poor females

For them it's game over, man

Hope they get lip cancer for smoking to many of those.

@@makeitsonumberone1358 It ain't no breakfast in bed for them

Aliens critic: Hey Vasquez you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No, have you?

Nuke IMDB from orbit

Of course it does, but these people don't have good taste in movies. Hate to see what they like as music or food.

Yes absolutely, to imagine having the same nightmares night after night only to wake up and realize that you are utterly alone, all your friends are dead and so is your daughter that you fought so hard against the first alien to see her again, only to have her taken from you. That scene had new meaning once I watched it again after I had my own kids.

its PTSD

It was a fake out done right and it makes total sense considering the trauma she went thru in the original. When Ripley discovered Parker and Lambert’s bodies in the original she is absolutely horrified and considering the extremely violent and violating nature of the aliens I would be hard pressed to believe that someone didn’t walk away from some sort of trauma after surviving an encounter with such a creature.

Sorry but how did that not make sense to you before!? It’s pretty obvious given what Ripley has gone through...

@@southlondon86 i saw Aliens before i saw Alien so i had no idea what Ripley had gone through in the first movie

its just like the star wars prequle haters

@3,14 _ People man, they are never pleased with what they want haha.

@@latviandragon2718 Prequals and sequls sucks ass. Even half of episode vi sucks ass

@@TheStewynewy no they werent, the sequles are bad tho

@@EstParum you just hated it because it wasn't the ot

@AnotherOne Iirc in the comics there are professional dreamers that sell dreams for people in the pods to use specifically bc they spend so much more time dreaming than regular people. I believe it is written ab extensively in the new Alien RPG as well.

Its called PTSD. She went through some shit, hasn't fully processed it, and now they want her to go back. She isn't going to be the same person she was in the first movie. If she was it wouldn't be believable.

The remake will fail as they see it coming along with Disney interfere the project.

Beauty and the beast was dope. Don't connect these dots

Savage 😂

F Disney

Or Disney films at all. Disney !! The King of unoriginal and in most cases rip-offs and even attempts at rewriting history, Disney is the Nazi Party of film producers...and...i don’t like them.

I know that! I know that!

A queen who runs the whole show... she’s bad ass

@@simonmcnicholas "She's badass man, I mean BIG"... *Indicates a 2-inch gap between thumb and forefinger* Such a great little bit of foreshadowing, the movie had lots of them but that was one of the best IMO. 👍

NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEES

“Maybe it’s like an ant hive.” He was 100% dead on too.

The worst performance was from the actor who played Wierzbowski. Any time he was on screen, you wouldn't even know that he was there.

@@MrWhipple42 Wait who?

What's wrong with the plot?

@@callanbiehn2992 In my opinion nothing. My point was ( I think ) that I could respectfully disagree with someone who didn't like plot thread X but shitting on the actor that played Newt is just someone being a dick.

Going down!!

“WOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

Anytime anywhere.

Kenny syndrome. Any child in aby movie is automatically a bad thing regardless of contexts or impact. Named for Kenny from Gamera.

There's also the fairly obvious character development going on regarding Ripley discovering that her daughter passed away while she was in cryosleep, the guilt she feels about that, and her (perhaps subconscious) decision that she was going to be a better mother to Newt than she had been to Amy and save her come hell or high water. Of course, the cinema release cut skipped over that very crucial scene with Burke at Gateway Station which reveals all of this. I really wish that scene had been left in the cinematic release - even if it meant cutting some of the action sequences short - as skipping over it does the Ripley/Newt relationship a disservice and it also makes Burke's betrayal sting all the more when you remember that he was the one who was given the task of trying to compassionately inform Ripley that her daughter was dead. They lost a lot by cutting it out.

Just feel need to point out that Ripley was already a mother But heh I like Newt

hahaha, i like it!

With no weapons of any kind.....I'll give them a box of permanently switched on noisemakers from Alien:Isolation though.......that might help wake the xenos up.....

*Ryushi

They are on the express elevator going to hell, goin down!

On the *outside* of the spacecraft.

Same

I just ordered the Assembly cut of Alien 3 on DVD. I can't wait to watch it.

@@predator7939 the 2014 update?

I didn't grow up with it but do love this film I've watched it tons the last six years or so perfect continuation and perfect ending!!!

Right? I wore my vhs copy out

Dito

@@celesteludenberg3885 me to, when i see it on dvd it was like wow, then on hd i was blown away esp when you can see the aliens on the walls in the hive.

@@makeitsonumberone1358 yeah I'm amazed by it still

Nah that’s it’s quotable don’t make it good. Example “Oh hi Mark!” Not saying Aliens is bad, I love the movie, just saying it’s a poor requirement

@Jack Rabbit people quote hitler, that's crazy, i get that, yet - when were talking about film quotes, funny or downright cool normally get remembered most.

@@oliviawilliams6204 in the realm of film.

I gotta say, this time they were less stupid and just diassapointed.

i totally agree, talking about Ripley like that but then in True Lies he does it even more with Curtis. Nowadays he has become a kind of hypocrite. I lost my respect for him when he endoresed Terminator Dark Fate.

Always a bit disappointing when old men that you once respected decide to lean into the Creepy as they continue to age. 😟

@@sixstringedthing probably that hollywood syndrome you get when succes finds you, you get the feeling you are better and able to dictate and not look inward anymore

@@thegreatestevil1616 true that, but most of them usually stick to commenting on politics or rattling the can for the social issue du jour. I wish Cameron had gone down that route or even better, just kept his mouth shut.

You should watch future man then, james cameron gets bashed to death with his terminator 2 manuscrpt 😂

Clever bit of editing. 👍

How so ?

Well, to be fair most of those reviews in the site are highly positive to the movie, 8.3 is really high and gives a good idea to what we are about to see, then there is this idiots too as well

Yes, the dozens of reasons are generally known as "users". User reviews are not professional criticism and never have been. Part of a critic's job is to try and distance themselves emotionally from the piece (for at least part of the review) and judge the thing objectively in the context of its genre and other pieces in a similar style. On the other hand, user reviews are almost entirely subjective and emotion-driven with all of the bias, fallacy and personal interpretation/filtering that implies. The best time to read them is after you've already watched/listened to the The Thing and decided for yourself what you think of it. 🙂

To be honest, ever since the critic vs user review disparity on season 1s of Star Trek: Discovery vs The Orville, I have a massive distrust of critics reviews now.

This is exactly why review websites like IMDB do suck, as there are always those idiotic reviews. This is also why I don't bother scrolling through the reviews anymore, as there will be always be some idiots on there with terrible taste. Then again, the critics aren't much better most of the time.

alll 4? even alien resurrection? damn, that is hard-core

Same, I even have the Alien Resurrection comic book that came out at the same time and I bought and read that first before I ever got to see the movie, I think I was 11 at the time, the comic was written off the storyline and even has some stuff that wasn't in the actual movie.

I can’t stand resurrection

there was room on that piece of wood......honest question, has a woman ever sacrificed herself for a man in a film?

@@gaozhi2007 Black Widow in End game, if I don’t look too far. Probably there’s other, it’s rare but happens Personally I cheered when Jack sank

Myth busters tested that theory.......it tipped with another person on.

@@mistermatix8241 no, you are misremembering. In fact, it was this very episode I had in mind when I wrote my comment. They showed that there was room, and with the added buoancy of her life jacket underneath, Jack's death was needless.

@@gaozhi2007 ok

You mean “Kane’s son”. That particular xenomorph was intended to be that way, as it took on Kane’s traits. The warriors and drones of Aliens were intended to be that way for protection of the hive and Queen. If they had a pulse rifle in Alien it would have been blown to pieces as well. Every Alien is as different as their hosts are. My take.

@@astro-blaster4190 I know that each alien inherits some traits from its host, but if that were the case, in Aliens we should have seen a lot of diversity when it comes to the xenomorph's behavior and abilities. The colony had a lot of people, each with different physical and mental abilities, skills and traits (engineers, scientists, surveyors, construction workers, security officers, cooks, teachers etc). The regular alien was dumbed down just so we could have a new baddie that felt more threatening than the original, and in many instances they posed a significant threat only because of the plot inserted the all too convenient "human stupidity" element in the mix. As I said, I really liked the movie but I can't shake the feeling that it killed the myth of the "perfect killing organism".

The military is just a small cross section of the general population of society. You have your dumb violent jarheads, sure, but I've met some very smart and articulate Marines during my time in the military.

Never are, and never will be, but they get shit done

What did you want them to use, harsh language?

Another movie with a similar aesthetic is a lesser known film called Outland if you haven't seen it

You can't present evidence that destroys these people's Logic". That's like beating your head on the wall and expect the headache to go away.

The cabbage patch kids

Out of the goddamned airlock ;)

Couldn't believe that Covenant actually the alien out of another goddamn airlock. That's 4 times if you include the white washed freak from what is a my personally most despised of all Alien films, Resurrection. That's 4 deaths by airlock in 8 films & though it wasn't an airlock, stylistically , the end of AvP 1 was a complete rip off , sorry, homage , almost down to the shot. That's kind of 5. That's not creatively challenging.

Honestly I liked Prometheus. I thought the story was good and the world was interesting and the props and monsters all looked cool and kinda scary. My only main issue is some of the characters’s decisions but besides that, I don’t understand the hate for it. Personally, I would actually say it’s the third best in the franchise.

Michael Scott Well if they’re in a spaceship then it’ll normally be the first and best thing anyone could do. It’s like a case of “don’t fix what isn’t broken” I guess. And I don’t think it’s fair to say avp did the same thing. They tied the alien up and pulled it into the ocean, that’s actually completely different.

@@l.pricetag.5207 well, you're right in that it's not fair to include A vs. P in my point but you're wrong about why & I was wrong to even mention it because , honestly , I dont even count those 2 movies as part of the greater franchise though I'll admit that the first one is watchable enough but still it hurts the franchise to a point that a movie like Resurrection or Covenant, awful though they are, never could. You jettison any semblance of respectability when you pit 2 monsters against one another like that. Now you've gone & turned it into Frankenstein vs Dracula . Now it's been reduced to Wolfman meets Creature from the Black Lagoon levels that is ultimately destructive to franchise. The 2nd film is almost unwatchable. About the airlock though, I dont think you or anyone can say what the 1st option is if you're trying to kill one of these things. They did it in the original Alien because it made sense being that they didn't have shit for wrapoons but here's thing . We're talking about a movie , not real life because in real life we haven't yet achieved interstellar travel & we haven't had any murderous , predatory stowaways so nobody knows what the ' first , best ,' or option would be . But in a movie I know what isn't . That'd be blowing another alien out the goddamn airlock . Why ? Becsuse it's boring. It's been done .How about this for a wild idea. Let's make an Alien movie that actually opens up the universe created in the first two films & expands on it instead of just putting out the same ,tired ,rehashed junk over & over so that our movie doesn't have to end with a climax on another spaceship that necessitates blowing another goddamn alien out another goddamn airlock .

Yeah, leftist trolls who aren't happy unless they make everyone as miserable as they are.

😂😂😂😂

I'm thinking of doing a trawl later with some scripting against imdb, to see what films these utter losers *did* like - sure as day follows night they have to have graced us all with their opinions more than once. I've got a feeling we'll see some serious crap in the frame.

@James Pawson What are your thought on Alien 5 Neill Blomkamp aka Alien 3 reboot?

@@whocares8014 I wasn't aware, thanks for the tip! I read some of the alternate scripts (William Gibson's and the notorious wooden planet one) would be cool to see some elements from those.

I actually read the novelisation of the Alien 3 screenplay before I saw the film, and I think it's a great entry in the series. In my opinion, watch Alien for suspense, watch Aliens for thrills, watch Alien 3 for the dialogue and a sense of creeping dread, then burn the rest of them in a dumpster. 😆

@@sixstringedthing oh I should read that. And don't forget it was directed by a young David Fincher. I always mean to make a video at some point about why I love 3, lots of personal reasons too.. So good. I plan to rewatch 4..I badly want to like it.. Evil mentat Piter DeVries in it.. Surreal French director of Delicatessen.. Feel like Alien fans should at least appreciate it on some level.

Me too but it took time as on release I hated Alien 3. But that was mainly because I read the earth war novels beforehand so I had that story in my head as the third alien movie. But now so many years later it’s ranked high on my fave sci-fi horror films.

Nuke em from orbit, only way to be sure.

I fricking loved Bill Paxton! The guy was a absolute genius who could switch it up. You only have to think of a genre character and it's ALWAYS likely to either be played by or connected to Bill! Chet, Severin, Hudson, the guy had it all! Taken way too soon. It always annoys me, fate is a shit, druggies, winos and the like survive, yet the talented ones who've got more to give, go before them........

“How Do I Get Out Of This Chicken Shit Outfit?!?

@@nickmattio3397 "You secure that shit, Hudson!"

Same with Terminator 1 & 2. Terminator 2 is the first film, but with a kid in it.