Special bonus HE LORE compilation. Rome translated next. Thanks for 50k, that's half way to 100k if my hours of maths is right. MUSIC: Atilla War Theme - Civilization V Germany War Theme - Civilization V
@@agoodname7111actually yea HE’s died twice and been born thrice so 2 rebirths for his 2 deaths and then 1 birth for his legit birth. Holy shit it all checks out 😮
After translating a bit for myself, I found this: “April 5th 2022: He won the Hungarian parliamentary elections with the Fidesz party, and Viktor Orbán entered his fourth term as prime minister.”
I was confused how HE could have been born in the Ottoman Empire, Spain and Lithuania all at once, but now I got it! Those are the places HE was reborn each time he died
Especially with Him being born in like 3 different places and times but also dying twice. Nevertheless, He also played the game twice, so it makes perfect sense .
Nothing is inconsistent: He's simply a soldier of fortune from a timeline where Iberia has been re-reconquista'd by Ottoman forces in the late 16th century and now he travels the world, using his abilities to fly and rise from the dead to fight for the highest bidder.
He already played the game twice,he was born in 1617 in ottoman Spain and then reborn in Lithuania in 1990 after he was executed for war crimes in Argentina in 1985.
I love that He isn't some flawless protagonist. He loses battles, makes mistkaes, hell, He even dies. But He gets back up and tries again. He is my favorite hero.
Yes--you don't lose if you fall down. You only lose if _you don't get back up_ . HE always gets back up, so far, so HE is still the hero (?) we need. (Not counting that time in Argentina.)
He went from dying twice and losing his entire army in a week to stopping Hitler, flying without a plane, going to space, destroying the Soviet Union and more, what an inspiration
I love the idea of an immortal, superhuman demigod that wanders the earth randomly defeating armies and helping nations seemingly at random. HE is my favourite historical figure.
It is not random. HE has a specific plan in mind, it is just taking a while to come into fruition. One man, even if as amazing as HE, can only do so much at once. I am a He-Optimist, and I believe He is working on the creation of a golden age for humankind.
@@RodrigoRodriguezowl Ah, yes, just like Rhetoric from Disco Elysium says when inviting you to become a communist: "You can't make an omelette without breaking a couple of million eggs" XD
Things that are consistent: HE died twice and said he played the game twice. Meaning he can respawn in a new life after each death. HE smiled for Azerbaijan's independence and later destroyed Armenia, Azerbaijan's enemy in a current conflict between the two. HE supports Azerbaijan fully. HE was sent to Germany during WW2, and then later destroyed the Soviet Army obtaining peace in Germany. This is "technically" true. HE really likes overthrowing governments and establishing kingdoms during all four periods. It is stated HE fought in WW1 and the Civil War. The foremost tracks, and the latter probably does track considering he was 300 years old in the 1900s. HE has godlike powers, which makes sense if he is playing a game; console commands. HE was convicted of war crimes. Which makes sense since HE switches sides a lot, intervenes in most wars, and establishes his own kingdoms. Plus, if this is all a game to him, international war laws do not matter to someone who sees the world as NPCs.
The funniest thing to me is how consistent the continuity between WWI and WWII is. At the end of WWI he goes to Britain and at the start of WWII Britain sends him to Europe because he was currently there. They also gave him his British uniform.
HE: -went from the leader of a small army that was losing battles to single-handedly destroying a country and shrinking its borders to 41 square kilometers -lives outside of time, is born, dies and is reborn again, and no one knows if there was ever a time when HE did not exist -participates in resolving many world conflicts -can easily fly whenever and wherever. First to explore planets where no man has ever been -war criminal Hero, warrior, pioneer. The one humanity must follow.
HE is clearly playing the game on multiple runs. He starts out bad, dying a few times and having his army defeated, however by ww2 he starts becoming much stronger and better at the game
Fun fact: actually the first time He appeared in a starvharv video was in a video where starvharv explored the worst translations in Wikipedia and that first appearance of he read like this: The most famous of his foods are Thanks and Papaya salad edit: another fun fact: in the video where starvharv ruins ww2 with bad translations, you could see a He lore that wasnt even mentioned and that was cut off and it reads like this: He led his allies to sicily and... (video: Ruining ww2 with bad translations. Timestamp: 12:22)
I asked Chatgpt to make a timeline for HE (trying to make sense of all of the bad translations and HE needs to be human) and here is what chatgpt replied with but shortened twice cuz no one is gonna read a book. 1. Introduction: - The tale of HE is described as a perplexing journey shrouded in mystery, defying conventional understanding. - HE has undertaken astonishing feats throughout history that challenge human capability and left a mark on pivotal events. 2. Early Life and Military Involvement: - HE's odyssey began in Serbia, where he was initially reluctant but forced into a battle against Austria. - HE arrived in Charleroi, but his role in the battle remained minimal. - HE met his demise in the Battle of Lava. - HE displayed audacious behavior by attacking Theobald Von Bateman Holveger. - HE became embroiled in Japan's geopolitics, adding complexity to his story. 3. Personal and Civic Life: - HE married in Great Britain, showing a quieter side to his life. - HE was involved in Romania's war and philanthropic endeavors in Thessaloniki. - HE received a military commission and contributed to building constructions, indicating political involvement. 4. Mysterious Events and Claims: - HE's involvement in Seedla's tour of Fiji and his claim to be born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire raise questions about his existence. - Recognition from George V and a visit to Buckingham Palace solidify his connection to royalty. 5. Diplomatic and Historical Impact: - HE's involvement in diplomatic affairs, school closures in Germany, and the founding of London in Belgium are mentioned. - HE's heroism in preventing Hitler's invasion of Britain and his imperialistic ventures in Africa and Crete are highlighted. - HE led an army from Alexandria to Morata and was present at the French Revolution's beginning and the Estonian-Soviet conflict. - HE's connection to the Estonian Army's actions against the Soviet Empire is noted. 6. Supernatural and Unusual Events: - HE's purported 5990-kilometer flight without an airplane and presence during the Apollo lunar orbit mission are mentioned. - HE's arrival in the United States and his role in the State Council of the Soviet Union are noted. 7. Later Years and Global Travels: - HE's involvement in the division of England, restoration of Cambodia, and capture by the Taliban are detailed. - HE's rule in Azawad and ongoing global travels are mentioned. - HE's entanglement in the 2020 Myanmar election turmoil is noted. 8. Reflection and Conclusion: - HE's remarkable journey is described as challenging our understanding of history and leaving more questions than answers. - His true nature remains shrouded in mystery, and his enigmatic story defies time and space.
Here is the full thing if you want to read it (shortened only once): The tale of HE is a perplexing journey, shrouded in mystery, that defies conventional understanding. Throughout history, HE has undertaken astonishing feats that challenge human capability, leaving an indelible mark on pivotal events. HE's odyssey began in Serbia, where he initially refused his assignment, leading to his forced involvement in the battle against Austria. On August 21st, he arrived in Charleroi, but his role in the battle remained minimal. Tragically, HE met his demise on September 3rd in the Battle of Lava. HE's audacious nature became evident on September 9th when he attacked Theobald Von Bateman Holveger, revealing a thirst for adventure and disregard for safety. The timeline further baffles as HE became embroiled in Japan's geopolitics on January 18th, a role in significant historical events that's difficult to explain. July 3rd marked a personal milestone as HE married in Great Britain, a quieter side contrasting with his wartime activities. HE's involvement in Romania's war and his philanthropic endeavors in Thessaloniki on September 12th hint at a multifaceted character involved in civic affairs. In December, HE received a military commission and contributed to new building constructions, deepening his involvement in politics. September 5th revealed HE's role in Seedla's tour of Fiji, a testament to the twists in his life's narrative. The enigma deepens with HE's claim to be born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire, raising questions about his existence. Recognition from George V on November 10th and a visit to Buckingham Palace on December 10th solidified HE's connection to royalty. HE's involvement in diplomatic affairs was hinted at when he was sent to Germany due to Swiss Parliament's school closure orders. May 13th saw HE's alleged founding of London in Belgium, a puzzling achievement. HE's heroism in preventing Hitler's invasion of Britain and his imperialistic ventures in central Africa and Crete added complexity to his character. Leading an army from Alexandria to Morata on November 11th showcased HE's ever-evolving journey. His presence at the beginning of the French Revolution on August 19th and involvement in the Estonian-Soviet conflict showcased his influence on significant historical events. HE's connection to the Estonian Army's actions against the Soviet Empire revealed his role in shaping nations. On January 2nd, HE's purported 5990-kilometer flight without an airplane defied the laws of physics. December 8th marked his presence during the Apollo lunar orbit mission, though he never landed on the moon. HE's arrival in the United States from New Armstrong Airport on July 20th hinted at a space program connection. On December 15th to the 7th, HE seemingly led the first session of the State Council of the Soviet Union, leading to Latvia and Lithuania's independence. March 3rd, 1992, marked a significant change as HE divided England into a republic of all duties. September 24th of a recent year witnessed HE's role in the restoration of Cambodia. November 3rd brought the Taliban's attack on Kandahar Province, with HE becoming the first Afghan leader captured by militants. In 2002, on March 20th, HE was found in Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, though the circumstances remained unclear. On January 16th, 2018, HE embarked on a journey from Bujumbura to Gertega, hinting at his ongoing global travels. In the 2020 Myanmar election turmoil, HE found himself entangled in political upheaval, raising questions about his global influence. HE's remarkable journey spans World War One and the Civil War, marked by victories like defeating the Armenian Army on May 12th. HE's birth in the Ottoman Empire 300 years ago remains a mysterious conundrum. As we delve into history, HE emerges as a multifaceted figure defying time and space, involved in royalty and geopolitical conflicts. His role in diplomatic affairs, founding cities, and thwarting invasions showcases a clandestine side. HE's presence in pivotal historical moments and his supernatural feats add layers to his enigmatic story. His origins in Spain, political associations, and intervention in global conflicts paint a complex and controversial picture. HE's involvement in Lithuania's independence, retreat to Kyrgyz Republic, and influence in Azerbaijan's independence reveal a global narrative. HE's involvement in Estonia's State Council and division of England continue to intrigue. Recent events show HE's role in Cambodia's restoration, capture by the Taliban, and rule in Azawad. HE's journey is an enigma, challenging our understanding of what one individual can achieve in history, leaving us with more questions than answers, and his true nature shrouded in mystery.
OMG WAIT THE HE LORE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. He seems to be some omniscient being who is sent to be born on Earth with a mission quest. Everytime he is born somewhere, it is because he failed or complete his last mission and is starting a new run to complete his next mission. We can never know his true goals because they are simply beyond our mortal brains.
I like to imagine that He is like the doctor from doctor who, each time He dies, he regenerates to a new body and instead of "the doctor", he uses "He"
I'm thinking more wolverine whos entire life journey is to fight in wars. He gets major injuries and then just forgets about it after that he goes back to fighting wars.
I have a theory that there have been multiple He-s through history, which are reincarnated instead of killed and retain the memories of the past He-s, which explains the fact He has died multiple times but shows up a couple of years later
"Into every generation a HE is born: one boy in all the world. He alone will stand against the Nazis, The Soviets, and the Forces of Darkness. He is the HE."
He short summary: -Born 1619, where people seem to be unsure of -Commited war crimes in argentina 1976-1983 -He has participated in many wars, sometimes employed by other countries, sometimes seemingly working by himself, when trying to do something by himself He is often succesful, however his army not so much -Has traveled everywhere around the earth and even to space many times -Has founded and destroyed many countries as well as been a ruler in many countries He can fly, i have also come to the conclusion He has some ability to reverse time on his body, resurect or having a certain amount of lifes as He has been killed multiple times and also age would have killed him long ago, so maybe also he doesnt age.
he isnt a flawless hero. he was born from a mistranslation 300 years ago. he makes mistakes, he loses battles, he dies. but no matter what, he always remembers to never give up, and he gets back up and tries again, not letting anything, not even the dark hands of death, bar his way. he developed from a poorly man to a superpowered person with godlike powers, and excelled at everything, whether it be politics, military or superhuman feats. it is amazing how a mistranslation has created a protagonist with amazing character development.
I agree with this comment! It's remarkable how an error in a translation software created such a great character as HIM: a character that has flaws, but which still manages to do everything from winning multiple wars to flying to another planet! Thanks for the comment!
Since the Bad translator in modern history mentioned HE Participated in WW1 and the Civil War, we now need a Bad Translated version of the Civil War (prob American Civil War, idk which one)
This is quite an entertaining summary of HIS history! I wonder if you can do compilations for other characters, such as I (the Author that sometimes interjects in mid-translation, such as "I'm going to Odessa" in the World War II video) or Michael (the king featured in World War I and modern history) in the future. For now, I looked at the description, and I know your future translation of Rome will be a lot of fun! Thanks for making these videos!
The 1920s is the most recent decade without any HE lore so far. Therefore I petition for the Interwar Years to be translated badly so we can finally have the complete HE lore going all the way back to 1914.
We can see how He is gaining experience with years. First steps in World War I, almost singe-handedly winning World War II, literally playing games with whole world and mastering the art of regeneration in Cold War. In modern times he decided to go for the retirement and is now just making some actions for fun, travelling etc. Even confessed to participate in Civil War probably to his children. Wikipedia knows how to handle character development
He lore organized (long article) Failures: 1. Romania is at war with its allies, His army was defeated in a week 2. He leads the team to failure 3. He was convicted of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976-1983 4. He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of the Kyrgyz Republic 5. He was the first Afghan leader to be captured by the militants Places visited: 1. He was received at Buckingham Palace by King George V 2. He was there for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq 3. He landed on mars for the first time, however, it spread for less than 20 seconds Achievements: 1. He built a church and a school in Thessaloniki 2. He received military commision from Mayor Heinz to build buildings outside the park 3. He founded London in Belgium 4. He led an army to Crete and established a kingdom there 5. He led an army from Alexandria to Moratus 6. He flew 5990 kilometers without using an airplane 7. He made 10 orbits before returning to Earth, but never landed on the moon 8. He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet 9. He condemned aid to the rebels 10. He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania 11. He divided England into a Republic of all duties. It is part of the Republic 12. He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia 13. He ruled Azawad from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province 14. He participated in WW1 and the Civil War Origins: 1. He was born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire 2. He is from Spain. Born in Spain 3. He was born in the Republic of Lithuania Countries Fought: 1. He refused to go to Serbia, and was forced to fight Austria 2. He hardly fought in Charleroi WW1 3. He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger 4. The British and French governments sent him to Germany 5. He prevented Hitler from invading Britain 6. He was in Central Africa after fighting in Great Britain and France in the Christmas war 7. He summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire 8. He overthrew the communist government, overthrew the Cuban army, and stopped the Soviets from building an airport 9. He defeated the Armenian army. The territory of Armenia covers an area of 41² kilometers Supposed Demises: 1. He died in the battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary 2. He died in battle when Japan opposed China’s Neutrality Facts: 1. He remarried in Great Britain 2. He karma’d French captain Lotte 3. He has a British uniform 4. And He’s gone 5. He arrived in the United States from New Armstrong airport on July 20 6. The terrorist attack against him took place on nov 29 7 NATO threatened to develop nuclear weapons in Western Europe, he has played this game twice 8. He can be called the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution 9. He was still smiling there 10. He traveled from Bujumbura to Gitega, The capital of Burundi
I like how He gets more powerful as time goes on, like he went from dying twice in world war 1 to defeating the soviet union and hitler in world war 2 to literally flying to another planet in the cold war
What we know about HIM: Was born around 1617 In 3 different countries: The ottoman empire, spain and lithuania (presumably at the same time) Fought in: The civil war WW1 WW2 HE has been married at least twice (remarried in Great Britain) Died at least 2 times Can fly without a plane (Will update with more info)
HE feats: •Was invited to the Buckingham Palace •Founded London in Belgium •Prevented Hitler from invading Britain •Established a kingdom in Crete •Summoned the Estonian Army to destroy the Soviet Empire •Flew 5990 kilometers without a plane •Orbited the moon 10 times •Was the first astronaut to land on another planet •Landed on Mars •Survived a terrorist attack •Has played this game twice •Is considered the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution •Overthrew both The communist government and the cuban army •Stopped soviets from building an airport •Commited crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina (1976-1983) •Gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania •
HE has been born three times, and has died two times. Once in the ottoman empire 400 years ago (300 years in 1914, 400 years by now.), once in spain and once in the republic of lithuania.
In shadows cast by history's ancient hand, A figure emerged from time's shifting sand, Born four long centuries past, a man of lore, HE, the enigma, whose legend we explore. In whispers of legends, his tale unfurls, A guardian of nations, through tumultuous whirls, In every world war, his presence held sway, He stood as a beacon, leading the way. A master of disguise, a ghost in the night, HE moved through the darkness, out of sight, From trenches to battlefields, across lands, HE offered his aid, lending helping hands. Through battle's tempest, he braved the storm, A savior to nations, his uniform, A cloak of mystery, his face concealed, HE ventured where others would never yield. In the Great War's trenches, his courage was bold, A guiding light in a world growing cold, He mended the broken, held hearts in despair, In HE, they found hope, a reason to care. As history's pages turned, and conflicts raged on, HE stood as a sentinel till each war was gone, From Normandy's beaches to Hiroshima's blast, HE worked in the shadows, his mission steadfast. From the Cold War's tension to conflicts anew, HE served as a guardian, his purpose in view, Countless lives saved, countless countries held dear, In the heart of the chaos, HE banished the fear. But who was this man, this timeless enigma? Born centuries ago, a guardian of stigma, A hero of history, in shadows concealed, HE's the mystery that time has not revealed. A savior, a phantom, a figure of lore, In the annals of time, HE forever will soar, Born 400 years past, his legacy endures, The mysterious man whose courage assures.
@@HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ChatGPT wrote this? I find that impressive! Also, considering how HIS story was written using Google Translate, I find it quite fitting that another AI would write a poem about HIM. Thank you, ChatGPT!
Roman history, He is in training, becomes too powerful and is taught his lesson by being killed multiple times. WW1, He was an amateur. WW2, He was powerful. Cold War, He was god-like. Modern History, He is retired.
I really need someone to make a map based on what HE did. Just the empire of most of Albania, the city of ansongo, some border area of latvia and Lithuania with puppet governments in england and Myanmar. Would probably look fun
I’ll never forget about when HE went missing then re appeared, flew 5990 kilometers without using an airplane and orbited the moon 10 times before landing in a random airport. Truly an inspiring journey.
