All Narrator Voice Lines from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe 

0:00 Zending 1:57 Hallway 417 2:32 Hallway 417 (Bucket) 3:02 Additional zending dialogue 3:52 Door 430 achievement 8:05 Apartment ending 18:18 Art ending 21:50 Boss’s office dialogue 28:07 Broom closet ending 34:44 Bumpscosity dialogue 35:40 Powerful ending 36:07 Cold feet ending 37:06 Walking straight ahead into the warehouse 37:11 Riding cargo lift 38:13 Phone room 38:31 Choice video 40:04 Confusion ending 49:08 Monitor room 50:42 Replaying countdown ending 51:15 Countdown ending 55:42 Countdown ending with bucket (silly birds ending) 57:03 Museum ending dialogue 58:05 Insane ending 1:02:07 Insane ending (Bucket) 1:04:37 The story of a woman named Mariella 1:07:00 Mariella’s life kicks ass 1:07:07 Walking down Escape hallway 1:08:15 Female narrator 1:11:43 Freedom ending (Bucket) 1:13:23 Freedom ending 1:15:00 Idle 1:15:31 Incorrect ending 1:20:40 Unplugging phone 1:21:38 Comedic timing instructional video 1:24:21 Incorrect ending (Bucket) 1:28:42 Incorrect ending additional dialogue 1:31:49 Intro dialogue 1:33:34 Coward ending 1:34:32 Employee lounge 1:38:26 Maintenance section 1:38:38 Bottom of the mind control room ending (Bucket) 1:40:55 Meeting room 1:41:14 Monitor room 1:43:27 Searching office 1:44:12 Urging you to pick up the phone 1:44:31 Baby game 1:45:03 Killing baby 1:45:42 Rating the game 1:47:04 Falling into the abyss (Games ending) 1:47:18 Games ending closing dialogue 1:48:03 Picking the blue door (Games ending) 1:48:56 Third door option 1:49:04 Adding new features (Games ending) 1:49:48 Jumping onto the catwalk 1:50:10 Introducing the Red and Blue doors 1:50:25 Serious room (No longer achievable in Ultra Deluxe) 1:53:11 Coming to a staircase 1:53:21 Tape ending (Bucket) 1:55:20 The Stanley Parable 8 Button 1:56:11 Two doors + going through the right door 1:56:39 Bottom of the mind control room ending 1:57:56 Bucket sticker 1:58:16 Broom closet ending (Bucket) 2:01:06 Confusion ending with Bucket (Bucket destroyer ending) 2:01:56 Wheeee! 2:04:49 Bucket Quiz answers 2:08:41 No buckets past this point 2:09:47 Additional Bucket Quiz answers 2:11:55 Ignoring the bucket 2:12:22 Going into the vent 2:12:49 You’re a dork 2:13:06 Broken Achievement machine unexpectedly works (Sequel ending) 2:13:56 Memory zone introduction 2:14:25 Negative Steam reviews 2:14:36 Unfunny? 2:15:16 Memory zone dialogue (Doesn’t the Memory zone remind you of how wonderful Stanley Parable was before it was sullied with a cheap [device] port?) 2:17:00 Positive reviews (Memory zone) 2:21:25 Steam review section of the Memory zone 2:21:58 Preachy? 2:22:49 Cookie9’s review 2:23:01 Second Stanlurine location 2:23:58 Third Stanlurine 2:24:40 Incorrectly remembering where the third collectible was found 2:26:30 Fifth Stanlurine 2:27:25 Sixth Stanlurine 2:28:35 Going backwards through the figurines ending 2:30:45 Deciding to retire Stanley 2:32:16 Figurines ending beginning dialogue 2:32:47 First Stanlurine 2:33:23 Ignoring new new content sign 2:33:43 Shutting down the game (Games ending) 2:34:35 Falling into the abyss (Games ending) 2:34:38 Dissing Rocket League 2:35:32 “Stanley don’t do that, I can’t follow you there, I can’t help you. How will you write a story without me? You cant do that, you know that! Stanley!” (Distorted) 2:35:52 Entering Firewatch 2:36:50 Eeeeugghhh 2:37:15 Entering Rocket League 2:38:52 Press ending dialogue (Bucket) 2:47:37 Press ending dialogue 2:53:09 Skip Button ending 2:54:54 Treatise or manifesto? 3:12:55 The game was never meant to be funny! 3:17:06 Tape ending (Bucket: creator of the Narrator) 3:19:17 Tape ending 3:20:12 New content Presentation (Distorted) 3:23:26 Balloon decorations 3:24:03 Two buckets 3:24:33 Replacement Bucket 3:24:36 Bucket introduction 3:26:13 Two buckets 3:26:44 Jim button 3:32:42 Settings World Champion 3:34:16 Ignoring exhibits 3:35:37 Showcasing the new features of the Stanley Parable 2 3:39:44 Introducing collectibles 3:40:29 Finding collectibles 3:42:05 Infinite Hole 3:44:32 Toodle Pip! 3:49:06 Stanley Parable 2: the catchiest title 3:49:28 Jump circle exhibit 3:49:52 Stanley Parable 2 announcement 3:52:41 You’ve already made the wrong choice 3:52:55 Most enjoyable bucket in a videogame award 3:53:03 Only people named Jim are allowed to play the game 3:53:14 Rewards are terrible 3:53:26 Noticing new sign 3:53:32 Broken test achievement machine (not working) 3:54:53 Bucket in the New content ending 3:56:26 The Narrator wins 3:56:32 Jump circle and Ultra Deluxe complaints 3:57:16 Thank you for enjoying the New content! 3:59:17 New content door 4:00:12 Awkward moment in the elevator 4:00:28 More Ultra Deluxe complaints 4:00:55 Picking up the Bucket 4:03:33 Descending with Bucket 4:04:17 Walking into the Mind Control Facility 4:04:27 Stanley’s wife 4:04:42 Out of map ending 4:05:12 Out of map ending (Bucket) 4:06:46 No! You are a bucket! 4:07:39 Stanley gets sick of the gag 4:08:12 The Narrator’s song 4:11:04 Stanley’s not sick of the gag 4:12:29 Random office dialogue 4:14:57 Entering the red door

10:43 "Who would want to commit their life to you?" * spends every waking moment giving narrative life to stanley's thoughts and actions *

His voice got me blushing

3:43 "it's going to restart, isn't it..? I'm going back... 😢" .... "YES! THIS- 😄"

Just personal timestamps with silly comments, dont mind me :) 18:11 hhhhholy- that GROWL??? 1:36:44 "vavavoom, what a room!" 54:38 the way he purrs stanley's name oh my stars 3:25:38 i just love the way he says this 2:05:32 "wh- are you hallucinating!?" 0:09 hes happy :( /pos 37:24 i love the way he says this omg 18:40 "just popping in to say hi!" 3:44:32 "toodlepip!" 2:01:56 "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D" 2:12:49 "you're a dork anyway so who cares..." 3:28:50 his VOICE

when he uses his sad voice, my brain just clicks off bc i feel so bad, he sounds like a sad elderly man and i have a soft spot for old people

This feels like a no context podcast and I love it

18:12 I lost my shit. THAT GROWL

3:46:41 "I think we both said some things we didnt mean... 🤨" bruh stanley didnt say a WORD 😂😂

Every single laugh ❤ (I sat through all of this listening to his voice I love it (if I miss any tell me)) 00:16 10:43 11:00 54:40 2:02:13 2:59:32 3:25:42 3:29:00

0:32 kicking my feet and giggling

For research purposes, of course. 3:01 "My god, is this really how much you dislike my game?" 1:36:44 "Vavavoom~ What a room~" 54:38 "Stanley- you're in for quite a disappointment" 18:11 "Sorry... but you're in my story now" 10:04 "Oh no, I'm having feelings, for the bucket" 4:27 "Oh wow, that felt amazing" 4:52 "They wont all know what it's like to slam repeatedly against nearly every door" 3:25:38 "Come on, give it a try" 0:32 "Right, where were we?" 0:34 "Good, good, we can't be too safe" 0:46 "Are you- You *are* going to stay here aren't you?" 1:03:45 "CoME to Me sTanley finD mE" 1:50:21 "Stanley walked through the RED door" 3:56:25 "I win!" 3:45:34 “Now that you’ve gotten to see the infinite hœl”

Kevan is truly a gem in the VA community and I am glad he got to show off in The Stanley Parable I domt think anyone else wouldve done the Narrator justice

(Possible animation voicelines) 2:32:15 "Stanley, I'm sorry." 3:25:38 "Come on. Give it a try." 2:13:21 "Are we being watched?" 1:20:40 - 1:28:51 "You're not Stanley." 1:21:00 - 1:21:11 "Stanley, I was joking!" 1:36:15 "Proof that he was human." 2:33:43 "Are you enjoying this, Stanley? Are you having fun?" 2:34:35 "Hold on. What are you doing?" 16:13 "Oh, I'll try anyway."

Arguably one of the most compelling characters in fiction who doesn't fit neatly as a villain or a hero but rather some unknown undefined archetype. I love the narrator

2:54:11 ThE sToRy, aNd ThE cHoicEs...

37:24 I just melt when he says “really, I’m not” cuz omgg it just makes my brain do backflips. And 40:20, when he says “my mistake” his voice is just so smooth-

this got me stimming and smiling I can’t 😭

32:22 For the best line in the game. You're welcome!

4:08:12 The Narrator used sing! The enemies became *TIRED* Stanley fell asleep!

The way I was never even attracted to the narrator until I got the Apartment Ending and heard 18:11 like that line legit awakened something feral in me. WHY DOES HE SAY IT LIKE THAT?@#$#%?

1:20:22 HE WHIMPERS AANNANASNNXNFNFNDN I'M CREAMING RN

19:03 BRO I CANT IM GOOING TO MELT RN 😭

Narrator lines to foam at the mouth to :] 0:47 "you are going to stay here... arent you?" 4:27 "oh WOW.. that felt amazing" 6:04 "hmmm... i have to say, im still not feeling the satisfaction of witnessing true effort for a noble cause..." 7:27 "now were getting somewhere... how about door 415? Give it some 'bucket love'." 9:54 "I'll try once more to convey this to him. Im COMPELLED to. I MUST." 20:02 **french noises** 21:27 "you dont have to answer that, i understand youre quite busy, just... just keep at it" 27:27 **BUCKET MONOLOGUE** 29:42 "WELL, I NevER!" 30:48 "Aaaaaaaaaah, its a bucket!" 32:35 "you're D E A D ." 35:38 "how can you stand this much ✨️bumpscoscity✨️?" 36:44 "come on... im sure youll survive the jump..." 37:20 "look stanley, i believe weve gotten off on the wrong foot here... im not your enemy, really im not.." 38:13 "this is it, stanley... your chance to redeem yourself... to put your work aside... to let her back into your life! She's been waiting!" 39:24 "a back, sack, n' crack!" 41:52 "come stanley, lets find.. the story!" 42:30 "here it comes..." 54:29 "why would you think that, stanley? That this game can be beaten.. won, solved? Do you have ANY idea what your purpose in this place is?" **insert villainous little chuckle** "stanleyy..."

Despite the fact that he gets angry easily and is snarky, he’s one of my favorite comfort characters, *I want him as my dad.*

i have a fat crush on him

3:19:20 is one of my favorite bits. It’s like he’s been waiting to unleash this rant on the “all in le head” trope and blames Stanley for (supposedly) enjoying it.

For me: 32:28 : you're dead 2:14:26 : unfunny?? 4:14:57 : I wanted to make you happy 0:00:00 : don't die! 54:38 : Stanley.. you're in for quite a disappointment 55:18 blown up 18:11 : Sorry... but you're in my story now 10:42 : hahahahah... gotcha.. 3:25:40 : *laugh* 51:17 : Controls on 51:41 : you're gonna have to try harder than that

I adore this character with every fiber of my being

the "tududu..." at 3:45:08 melt my heart 😭❤️

3:25:38 "c'mon, give it a try..." perfection 👌

1:36:44 ✨Vavavoom~✨ what a Room 👌😌

hes so babygirl

❤for me❤ 4:08:11 narrator ‘singing’ my beloved 40:20 “my mistake” 1:36:44 “vavavom~ what a room~” 18:11 “sorry, but you’re in my story now.” 54:38 quite a disappointment 4:27 “oh wow, that felt amazing” 3:25:38 “come on, give it a try.” 0:32 “right, where were we?” 3:56:25 “I win, I win, I win!” 2:14:26 “UNNNFUNNY?!” 10:42 “hahaha gotcha” 3:25:40 *laughs* 3:57:34 “TEST ACHIEVEMENT PLEASE IGNORE??” 3:57:44 “I’m infuriated and offended, of fact I’ll contact these people on Twitter” 32:22 “the BROOM CLOSET ending” 3:12:55 EnTeRtAiN uS >:[ 9:58 “maybe this time..” 17:41 “I’m having feelings for the bucked- nononono” (v.2) 2:05:32 “wh- are you hallucinating???” 2:54:11 the mindless rambles 51:17 turning on the mind control machine 0:09 “I feel.. happy” 37:02 “how clumsy of me” 2:22:05 “Preachy?! Stanley I’m not preachy am I?!” 35:34 “a thousand?!” 37:24 “I’m not your enemy, really I’m not” 1:22:59 “I’m doney with the funny” 38:13 “this is it Stanley.” 1:07:00 “then she backflipped all the way back to work” 16:43 jelly narrator 18:40 “just popping in to say hiii :D” 3:44:32 “oh, there you are, right where I left you” 1:10:43 oh how they wish to destroy one another 3:26:00 *slightly* more attractive 1:50:21 “Stanley walked through the RED door.” 1:03:45 “cOmE tO mE sTaNlEy, FiNd Me” 3:01 “is this really how much you dislike my game..?” (May add more later :])

2:14:26 - The reason why most of us are here.

3:12:55 My favourite new monologue from the narrator

I really wonder what they paid him. Over 4 hours of voicelines must have been so much work.

16:43 - awww, he jelly!

2:36:49 - We really heard him cringe over there...

It reveals how important Stanley is to the Narrator's context.

3:25:40 The laugh

Notes for myself: 2:58:05 - magnificent review for UD 18:11 - Apartment, wall in hallway (deep, authoritative voice (my god)) 9:58 - "maybe this time you'll see, maybe this time..." 10:04 - "oh no, I'm having feelings, for the bucket, no no nononononono" (v. 1) 10:24 to 10:35 - "and I tried again and Stanley pushed a button..." 11:50 - "NOW he's pushing a button, NOW he's eating lunch...." 12:22 - "go on fantastic adventures" (amazing emphasis) 14:03 - "transfer a liquid from one location to a different location" (amazing emphasis) 14:25 - Stanley called it "the Stanley Parable" 15:12 - "...let's ruin it for him" 16:19 - trying to convince Stanley (amazing accent) 17:04 - "hmm" (changing his mind, best hmm in the game) 17:41 - "oh no, I'm - I'm having feelings, for the bucket, no no nononononono" (v. 2, "do anything it asks") 26:17 - "well, whoop-dee-doo" 1:42:49 - "..... NEVA!"

51:17 is when stanley turns on the mind control machine if anyone wants to know :)

10:04 - Me, whenever I am going through an emotion that is more intense than content or bored.

I just enjoy hearing him ramble, his voice is nice lmao

At 18:11 I can't help but imagine the Narrator as some kind of puppet master, who's holding the strings that are controlling the player because he's had enough of their tactics. Not sure how I feel about that This might be an unnecessary edit, but after an interesting dream I had a while ago this line hits different- If you care this is how it went: I stood outside the gates of a haunted mansion at night, as it rained. I noticed the Curator standing next to a tree surrounded by small stones, then next thing I know I'm in a bedroom (presumably inside the mansion). As I sit on the bed, the room I'm in has no lighting, except for a bit on the carpet. Next thing I see is the Curator kinda standing above me, mocking me, saying: "Oh no! Imagine if the Narrator jumpscared you!" Something felt off about her during this, for some reason I felt like the Narrator was controlling her, as if she was trying to help me escape the story (or parable) but she ended up becoming possessed or mind controlled. Unsure if anything was going to happen, (especially with the anticipation of the Narrator attacking or capturing me in whatever physical form he might've had) I woke up. One more note: when I told someone I had a dream about this game, her first response was "I'm sure THAT was weird." and "You didn't dream about that damn bucket did you?" I found that last one hilarious

this is the original ASMR I'm happy to see a version with the new voice lines

i have a lil crush on this silly boy.

4:05:13 The start of Stanley going insane over the bucket.

not me listening to this shit like its asmr-

some stamps for me lol 0:58 Oh.. Thank god. You lived. You had me worried there for a moment. Now, can we please get back to the other room? 18:11 Sorry, but you’re in my story now. 54:38 *sexy man laughing* Stanley.. You’re in for quite a disappointment. 2:05:32 Wh- Are you hallucinating?! This is a tractor! 4:27 Oh wow, that felt amazing! (heehar 427) 0:32-0:34 just these two.. 0:46 poor dude just wants stanley to stay :( 37:24 I’m not your enemy. Really I’m not.. 3:19:44 -You must absolutely bolt off the couch in pure shock at the phenomenal and intricate story telling.. 3:25:38 Come on.. Give it a try. 2:14:28 UNFUNNY…?! 10:42 Hahahah! Gotcha! Oh come on. Did you actually think you had a loving wife? Who’d want to commit their life to you? (I wonder.) 37:02 How clumsy of me. 1:22:59 IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY 3:25:45-3:26:05 -Has made you the slightest more attractive as a person.. 51:17 Turning the controls on 9:54 I’ll try once more to convey this to him. I’m *compelled* to. I MUST. 7:27 bucket love 35:38 How can you stand this much BUMPSCOSCITY? 32:22 DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING?? 19:03 Don’t ever.. ever.. stop. (I WONTTTT) 9:58 this time 3:57:44 oh good lord he’s finding them on twitter 3:57:34 “TEST ACHIEVEMENT: PLEASE IGNORE!!!1!” 40:20 His mistake 36:44 Come on.. I’m sure you’ll survive the jump! 4:08:12 Narrator singing :3 4:04:27 stanley’s wife :0 3:03:57 I would never leave you. 2:36:50 this. 3:44:32 toodle pip! 1:20:22 Oh.. D: my story.. (SIR.) 1:50:22 Stanley walked.. through the *REDDDUH* door. 10:09 2:01:56 Wheee! Look at that wacky line! 2:12:49 You’re a dork anyway so who cares. 3:52 Door 430 1:31:49 Intro 0:00 he’s happy :’( 38:13 This is it Stanley. 3:44:32 Oh, there you are. Right where I left you. 4:02:00 It’s bucket time! >:D 54:29 Why would you think that Stanley? 33:00 The person at this computer is *dead!* 1:38 GO BACK TO THE OTHER ROOM D: 17:19 What am I trying to say? 39:20 My goodness! Is it 4:30? I’m supposed to be having a back, sack, and crack! 2:02:09 *Replay of og narrator dialogue* “-Also Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.”eheheh! (probably will add more eventually)

This video is so goddamn useful, even more so thanks to the pinned comment. I'm studying Philosophy at university and am planning my dissertation on "the philosophy of choice, or lack thereof, exemplified through the medium of video games". I was inspired to do this as my diss after playing this game for the first time when Ultra Deluxe came out. One of the main games I am referencing, obviously, is The Stanley Parable. This video is a godsend, thanks so much!

The Narrator really needs to make new friends, this relationship with Stanley is not healthy Also 3:03:57 3:09:48 Edit: also 3:44:35 OUCH

I wonder if the va is aware of how absolutely THIRSTY some people are over his voice.

His voice does stuff to me

he’s so fine

Narry:it’s going to reset isn’t it… I’m going back… *the next line* Narry:YES!!

thank you thank you thank you thank you now i can listen to this forever..

2:21:45 Found the "Pressurized Gas" dialogueeeee, LOL

stuff i feel i need for later reference. 15:51 this sounds like a portal line. I would sell my soul for a portal x stanley parable crossover game. 32:22 yes they are concerned 3:25:40 good lord holy mama😍/hj 2:14:36 uuNNN FUNNY???! 18:11 would you like an honest statement. 10:42 gender envy 51:17 COUNTDOWN ENDING😨..(i wont him.) 2:36:50 is that what he sounds like when he “finishes.” 3:44:32 kiss me. Kiss me with your eyes closed.. *flushed* 2:54:58 uhhh manifesto is better 2:53:11 im gonna cry

I am so down bad. Down Devious even.

2:05:32 Second best line the game. You're welcome! And you know you can just say that the tractor is a bucket, right? *Come on gameplay people! Just do it! It's funny!*

Don't mind me just saving these for myself and it's super not done i just dont wanna scroll through over 4 hours of video right now Narrator has a crisis yayyyyyyyyyyyy [im so sad for him] 0:15 NO STANLEY, PLEASE, DON'T TAKE THIS FROM ME!! 1:37 stanley.. go back to the other room... can you do that for me? [HIS VOICE KILLS ME WITH THAT LINE] 3:02 is this really how much you dislike my game? 1:15:31 Stanley, are you there..? 3:05:50 STANLEY!! STANLEY, PLEASE DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!! 3:06:47 oh stanley.. you're back..! you're back!! 3:12:55 fucking go off? 3:16:52 *...the end is never the end is never the end is never the end...* 2:13:06 Are we being watched- composure.. composure... Scrunkly/Funny bits 2:01:56 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D 2:12:49 Ur a dork anyway so who cares >:[ 3:56:25 I win i win i win >:D 2:14:36 UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFUNNY?! D:< 2:21:58 PREACHY?! Stanley, I'm not preachy am i?? D: 3:44:32 Toodle pip :] [he's so fucking british] 3:25:41 HAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA >:DDDDDDDDDDDDD AHEMMHEHMM OH GOD UH- MMMMM 2:36:50 pleas 18:11 I DO NOT MIND BEING IN YOUR STORY SIR 3:25:38 AUUGHHGHH 51:15 THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SEGMENT 2:54:01 IM SORRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

No one: The mug : "I like I just MY B"

listened to this entire video plus an original tsp voice line compilation in one day nearly one go ajhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh aahhh ahhh im. ahh i need to hug this disembodied voice so bad

18:12 i just- i don't- i-

Everyone: simping for the narrator Me: here for the lack of context

Jesus, the narrator turned into an anime villain in the 50-minute mark

I listened to it from start to the end, while drawing and writing, this is a marvelous video. Yet i have some complains. Somewhere inbetween there is a silence piece, and all around there are lines, slowed so much, you barely can understand. I still cannot comprehend if it's my browser broken or the video. Also Narrator is the best boy

Me: *listens to this to sleep* Later Me: *reads comments and is curious about time stamps* *clicks time stamps* Also me: *SIMPS AND SIMPS HARD*

I’m pretty sure i’m a lesbian but 18:11 my god

4:04:24 Narrator: Mind control facility.- Wife: Oh Stanley. Is that you? Hold on, sweetie, sorry to keep you waiting. I'm just pulling the bread out of the oven.

I know why ur here, we all know why ur here. admit it. u guys are here for the same reason I'm here, to SIMP

i want him

IT'S BUCKET TIME! 4:02:00

3:30:15 Apparently there was plans for a giant door sometime in development, huh

He has a very sweet and kind voice, also villainous (obvs cuz he’s a villain in the story), but am I seriously the only one who doesn’t simp for it? Lol

Narrator best boy

10:09 that one no... 🧎‍♂️

3:25:41 - Blud got that Feel Good Inc. from Gorillaz laugh 😭🤚

Wow- just woke my mum up with the MOAN AT THE START WHY DID HE M O A N.

Im gonna listen to this whole thing while drawing and see how it turns out lmao Edit: this is super fun,plus i lewrned how to draw some emotions based on the narrator's rambles and dialouges (angry,sassy,sad,manipulative, extra exited etc) - 18 mins in edit 2: i made like 3 sketches but they turned out nice and colorful. made my headcannon designs for both stanley and narrator. - 30 mins in

Trying to find the line "Sorry, but you're in my story now..."

This game kept being recommended to me, and I kept reloading and counting how many times the video appeared. (46 btw) Now, when the video wasn't appearing, my computer shut down and opened again, rain fell and thunder came. I swear this video is cursed.

54:38 I like that laugh hah HAHAhahahahaheheheheh

1:36:10 this bit makes me laugh every time

2:58:05 "From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. "It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before. "If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this... What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world - there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future."

3:03:56 i don't know when this is from but it is so heartbreaking. every time i listen to it i am in unfathomable pain.

10:04 Remove all instances of the bucket and the first part of him saying he's having feelings COULD be that he's having feelings for Stanley. YES I SHIP STANARRATOR!

best person in the world

Gripping the sheets rn

I am ❤down bad❤

Guys what If I said hear me out

his voice is soothing 😌

I see you beat me to the punch with this one. That's ok. Maybe I might do a conslidated version that only includes new and changed lines.

thank you narrator parable for inventing asmr

this generates feelings in me, i don't know which ones but there are, and many-

4:23 he literally sounds so excited in the non-bucket 430 achievement and i love it!!!

54:38 you're in for quite a disappoint. (THE BEST BIT AJDBSJHWBSB)

there's over 150 audio clips, respect to whoever voiced the narrator