All Shower Thoughts I Had This Year 

Is Aperture an AI? How the eff is he pumping out high quality videos this quickly. Seriously, this channels output is beyond anything I've ever seen on youtube. I don't even mean that as a compliment. It's more of an observation.

“Your cells go on strike for working with no pay”- omg, this perfectly describes what my body is currently going through after 10+ years of extremely low self-confidence paired with overworking and people pleasing. Thank you for this gem!

I’m gonna be honest I woke up at 4 am this morning stayed up till 5 then I turned on Aperture, and I fell asleep, his videos are the best. They help me when I can’t even sleep, these videos are humbling, calm, because he talks about the simplest things.

This feel like im in a dream where everything is random but also make a lot of sense.

Bro really loved Rebecca, this is my shower thought 😂

11:50 my 4 year old literally just fell asleep while im listening to this video maybe 2 minutes before i got to this part and yeah i agree its something about all the questions he asks and how he expects so much from the smallest things its humbling cause you only see everything as such a drag as an adult

The eagle sound deception is so understandable.

You are an excellent narrator.

Here's a shower thought I had night before last about dreaming and lucid dreaming: We all have trouble remembering our dreams each night. But sometimes they're so vivid and memorable that they stick with us long after waking. We only remember a small percentage of the total number of dreams we have. We're just a passenger during regular dreaming, unable to affect any change. We also have the capacity to become lucid while dreaming -- becoming aware that we are dreaming while still inside the dream state, and are therefor able to affect the dreams to become and do what we wish. Lucid dreams are usually easily remembered. They are also quite rare, normally occurring in no more than 2% of dreams (unless you're super lucky!). Both our dream-selves and waking-selves are products of our consciousness, and consciousness itself is a grand scientific mystery. We don't know where it comes from or what it is. What if our waking-selves remembering only occasional dreams (anonymous interludes with our dream-selves) is the same as our dream-selves only occasionally remembering our waking-selves while being lucid (distinctive, recognized adjoining of both waking-self and dream-self)? In other words, what if a lucid dream is our dream-self remembering our waking-self in the same way our waking-selves remember regular dreams? Simply put, one state of our consciousness (and/or, perhaps, subconsciousness) remembering the other exists and is part of the whole. The lucid dream-self remembering that it has an onboard counterpart that doesn't truly belong or reside in its world would then seemingly allow the awake-self to influence the dream state to fit its whims. Whatever process(es) that create consciousness while awake and while dreaming are basically the same at a neurological level. Even using an EEG (measuring brainwaves) doctors can't tell when we're dreaming and when we're not. The only clue is rapid eye movement (REM sleep). Our waking-selves are always aware that our dream-selves exist. Is the lucid dream-self always aware of the waking-self in the same way? Or is the lucid dream-self just a visitation to the dream realm by our waking-self? I hope this makes sense. It was much harder to explain the epiphany that hit me in span of just 2-3 seconds than I thought it would be.

I don't think 99.9% of the times I cried as a baby was because of physical pain. Probably a lot of it was just me being scared, which is emotional pain. And when I had to leave a fun place to go home. Comparatively few times did I cry because of pain... I even cracked a bone in my toe and didn't cry until I was left alone and got scared. And I'm a boy. Girls hurt themselves physically MUCH less seldom.

28:26 that one didn't age so well.. 😬

1:28 you can tell he’s trying to hold back laughter so badly

One of my favorite shower thoughts I had this year was “Does the C on Captain Crunch’s hat stand for Captain or Crunch?”

Facts, Comedy, Knowledge, at same Sentence. Thanks Man!

Idk know why I feel proud of this channel I follow him on every platform…..and I have watched all his videos, the one that last for hours too😂😂😂 m just proud of that, I just love learning from this channel….. stoic episode’s always my favorites

I’m actually so mad at my younger self for how many ant piles I’ve stepped on, I hadn’t even thought about it till just now.

There's no way Oxford is older than the Aztec empire

Eating is the solid form of breathing and drinking is liquid form. 😂😂

1:30 that slight pause midway 😂

I remember having anxiety once while on a flight over the Atlantic Ocean and all 4 engines cutout. That increasingly drop of altitude did make me feel anxiety seeing the ocean getting closer faster and faster!! 😱 But then I realized that I would die instantly only to end up in the most beautiful eternal Heaven! 😎

The Rebecca coment made me laugh, audibly 😂

Favorite on the youtubes so far

That kill in New Zealand sounds like someone swearing in a different language.😂

Rebecca let this man down bad.

Man, I’m high and chillin-that baseball nearly gave me a heart attack!

Aperture understood his audience I just sleep on his videos since beginning now it's easy as he has so longs vids Edit : I randomly wokeup at the cousins part that's too sus 9:38

I really like the slinky idea....and the jump scare with the baseball to the face. To say I had a little 'twitch' is an understatement.

37:22. Another thought if it is true that our individuality and identity is based and built off our past memories and experiences, then technically in most of our dreams( the ones where we don't know we are dreaming and thus have no memory of the waking world), are we even actually ourselves in our dreams. Or do we dream of a completely different and fictional individual. And to take this even further, when we wake up and remember our dreams, then we have memories of something that never happened to us.

At 1:52 you’ve already made an error stating that there are 4 weeks in a month when the correct number of weeks in a month is… Wait for it… 4.34812141 weeks/month

17:07 screw you! I almost fell my phone.😅

hahahahah! "Before the invention of trains in 1804, any person traveling at 56 miles per hour was falling to their death."

my adhd loved this thank u

Seriously, this can be many years worth of stand up comedy material when spun the right way....

You’re not stuck at a red light You are the red light 😮

I love these thoughts.

We are made from space dust...universe is exploring itself

Moon landing phrase was cut off in a recording blip. That’s why it sounded that way, and why we remembered it that way.

31:30 I love that song by Aries

Rebecca you didn't have to go 😂😂😂

These are just cool facts not shower thoughts

These are some intelligent shower thoughts

that freaked me out a little at the end when he says the time and it really is 5:00 am

Don't buy flowers to my funeral. Draining their life force won't replenish mine.

The ball part was not cool but some how funny. I was falling asleep and it made me pump a lot of adrenaline

My mind has been 🤯

19:39 I legit thought that a sponsor was about to happen lol

I really really like this video!😁

1:28 🤨

You are a genius

@28:25 King Charles would beg to differ... RE: @29:25 I just snapped my fingers inside my mouth. I now have a fingernail gouge to prove it.

I am vegetarian. Whilst humans are animals as well, we are the only known species that have the advanced moral agency, the advanced ability to think and the option to choose to be vegetarian or vegan. Animals eat other animals, but they have no choice, but we do.

It's hard to believe that lighters were invented before matches

Yeah light switches are dark switches 🤔lol

You can’t say that about the cards for an absolute certainty. It’s just HIGHLY improbable.

I don't get hype around "best thing since sliced bread". I tried dipping ripped pieces of bread in butter - I could custom spread EVERY bite.

Thanks!

13:44 now i blink manually

Watching your videos is what it must feel like to have a conversation with me

I just imagined a number flipping extra fast counting to 200B and it took about 3 minutes im so smart 🤓

Friend: Don't think about sad things, just live in the moment. Aperture: When you try and process the moment, by then it's already happened. Friend: Well, what happened to then? Aperture: We just passed it. Friend: When? Aperture: Just now. Friend: Well, go back to then. Aperture: We can't.

Decision paralysis : whewww now that’s a concept to chew on

The only month there are 4 weeks in is february... and even that is only on a leap year

We love you and Rebecca ❤

0:37 not to be the nerd emoji but it’s actually the Velociraptors with the turtle sex moans, the T. rex is elephant noises

The paradoxe of the coast line isn't one. First of all there is a limit of how small a distance can be (I think it's around 10^-34m, just look at planck length), so you can't Just assume the ruler getting infinity smaller. Then, even if it could, that still does'nt mean that the coast would be infinitly long, even if you always add more length. Just think about 1/3 : It equals to 0.3 + 0.03 + 0.003 + 0.003 and so on to infinity. You never stop adding some 3x10^-n but this clearly does'nt add up to infinity. So you can't Just assume that beacause you can never get to something, then it is infinit. Liked the video though

Thank you!

Love this

Every bit of this video results from flowing water. I am okay with this. Some people aren't. That's okay.

Correction- Bangladesh didn't go to war against Pakistan, W Pakistan went to war on it's own civilians in E Pakistan because they wanted to speak their local geographical language - Bengali. W Pakistan was where the government power was based, they wanted to force the ppl in line so they sent soliders. The people of E Pakistan only won the war, and got to sustain their cultural identity because india sent their troops to protect civilians. They later became Bangladesh became of India support. Pakistan tried to ethnic cleanse the now Bangladeshi ppl. Even though both these countries were annex from India by the British in 1947, because some Muslims believed hindus would not give them equality. The irony is India saved Bangladeshi Muslims civilians from genocide from their own Muslim brothers.

No ruling british king has ever used the internet: ⛔️

These facts are kinda old. I'm still watching.. but.. I'm looking forward to hearing, new stuff.

did you all skip the part where he said the dinosaurus sounds from jurassic are tortoises mating

Yo.. I nearly had a heart attack at 17:07

You are the arbiter of truth

you should do more of these they are very entertaining

I heard a couple of words in that mountain was curses

How do you enter the hospital and not leave? There's not 1000s of dead bodies in a hospital weather you're dead or alive you'll wind up leaving

FAVORITE VIDEO EVER!!! 24:34

We can't see into the future. That's why weather reports should be called weather assumptions.

Language, in general, is just kinda odd as are the ways people use it. I always inadvertently say weird things like horse fish instead of sea horse or refer to a slice of paper rather than a piece and have to correct myself. I studied Spanish in highschool and I'm 6 weeks into learning French and I find myself translating words btwn Spanish and French rather than French and English as I build my vocabulary and conjugate verbs. Maybe I'm just a mess.

i can hum noise closed, but it need to acumulate air into empty mouth pocketed it mimic the sound well

you are stuck in traffic when you want to get to your destination but nobody around you does.

One small step for man i thougt was a shorter version for saying mankind

37:00 YES

7:08 That right there is why Rebecca left you in the first place but never change!

i dont wake up when i sould die in my dreams im like wait i should be dead wtf i just got my head cut off or i just fell off a building and then like 5 sec later i wake up

5:10 And that's still better odds than the odds of life creating itself

*”you know what else is big, thick and long?”* *”but do you know what is really, like really long?”*

2:34 hey man this a family show

Is the fist part of that hills name, “nowmuthafucka”?? 😂😂

how do you leave without entering?

HEY! I'm almost exactly weight!

Time is an illusion, he says 😂. Try telling that to my landlord, please. Also, I'm pretty sure the only the only reason why they wanted to research that man was bc half of his face literally stopped aging 😂

Cheers mate

Comment on the " you are traffic " title.... if everyone, would leave at least 3 to 5 car spaces in front of themselves, there is no stop and go traffic... you just coast along.... unfortunately, people, for some reason, cant understand this concept.

Cette vidéo est intéressante et très drôle 😅 bravo!

When you think you’re an existentialist, then you click on this video.

selling my body parts!

The shower thought about the long name of the hill I heard this, "down motherfucker" 😂

If Neal Armstrong was the first man on the moon who put the camera on the moon?