ALL the Moments of ROMANCE & Unbearable Sexual Tension on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! 

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If I've learnt anything about women, and I havent...

Lol Jon being crushed under the weight of a man in platemail and a bisexual comedian

The fact that the singing was actually kinda legit makes me appreciate that skit even more

"Good luck trying it without a spit" is probably the best comeback ever on any television ever.

Suzie looks like she's having a lot of fun being serenaded, and I like that the second she backed away from him ever so slightly, like you would when there's someone climbing over your table, that he immediately gets down and backs off. Kinda helps show that there's actually like a level of respect and ting

Jon's American accent is wonderful

Going absolutely wild on Sean Bean's face was absolutely the most on brand thing Joe Lycett could have done in that situation.

his singing is legit though. I like him.

Oh the sexual tension is killing me, love lee mack

There's a point where the crowd went silent during nicks song, and I think they don't wanna ruin it cos they actually think it's good

guys, whenever u feel like u won't have a shot with a girl because she's way out of ur league and how could she ever be interested in u... just remember.. THAT girl... had a massive crush on Bill...

"Mainly for the POONTANG" XD

OMG that kiss always gets me 🤣🤣🤣 BASTARD..... 😆

Been looking for a comment about Nick Helm’s butterfly poem. I can’t be the only that actually enjoyed it 😂 I would say it’s the equivalent of a Shakespearean sonnet in its day

I think Susie is the biggest fan of Cats does Countdown. She used to do just her bit in dictionary corner, but now she is always laughing, being hit on, part of the jokes on the show. I just think her life became infinitely more interesting and fun ever since the mashup.

SWOOP AGAIN SWOOP AGAINNNN

'Done.' 'No we're not...' Still the funniest thing ever on this show. And that's saying something.

I'm missing those moments between Susie and Danny Dyer

Susie is brilliant. For how shy she really is, I'm totally sure she appreciates Nick Helm's skits.

Miles and Sean - best duo ever!

I love Phil’s “ If I’ve learned anything about women, and I haven’t “👌

The spitting clip is in every single one of these.

As soon as I see Claude I know THAT joke is coming

The beauty of this show is not that everyone is trying to outdo everyone else but they seem to be setting each other up for a bigger punchline, and egging each other on. and then enjoying when someone tops they set up. Great fun

Nick Helm's song to Susie is, like, genuinely not bad. Like if he sang it seriously, it would be on my riding-the-bus rotation. Actually, I just add it now, even though he's not.

"SWOOP AGAIN! SWOOP AGAIN!" still never gets old or not funny for me. Nick has a funny, serial killer, whimsical persona, & it cracks me up. The singing really added even more comical delight for me the 1st time I saw it.

It's over, Richard, let it go! -Tony.

Nick Helm never needs to go that hard but the fact he does is always amazing

RIP Sean Lock, you will always be missed.

I always knew Joe Lycett was a top...

Can't believe you didn't include the 'challenging wank' moment.

Another ending for the train pickup line can be "....then at what time shall i pick you up for dinner ?"

seeing sean bean and joe lycett make out was the most important thing in my life

This video was sorely missing my favorite one liner that I've seen on this show, Sean Lock's brilliant "That's a challenging wank."

Love the “which one’s stalking which” conundrum posed about, and between, Rachel and Bill 😅

A round of applause for Susie’s superhuman feet of keeping a straight face during that song.

10:23 just love how Jon casually goes for the drink. 🤣🤣🤣

12:58 Miles was laughing his ass off whilst Jon was sitting there thinking: "How come I never thought of doing this?"

Make Roisin and Robb Beckett a team!!!

I love Nick and Suzie’s weird love

"I like you, last time I didn't... it wasn't good" has me in stitches 😂😂😂

"Done" NO WE'RE NOT

11:39 That look of pure shock, fear and horror combined

I know its an act and she's going with the bit, but at 12:09 it looks like Suzie fell in love, she's doin a precious lil face where it looks like the only thing she's focused on is him

How uncomfortable Susy looks during the song XD

Anyone else think if nick tried, he could really sing 🤔

jon and roisin’s new york accents are so funny

Look at how awkward Jon looks @10:12!

Sam’s “stop it” fucking breaks me every time I see it.

I love how uninhibited Rachel is talking about breasts

Though it's all done with good intent, respect and fun, I think Susie was - momentarily - swept away by Nick Helm's entertaining serenade. 👍

Bahaha. I forgot about poor little Jon getting squashed underneath the madcapped lustful exchange of Joe & Sean...& Then he just leans away and sips from his coffee mug. Priceless.

Though it was a superb piece of comedy, I think Susie was actually swept away in the moment of being serenaded!! 👍

6:04...so how often do you two talk about nipples? Rachel: "Oh they come up quite often" Me: That's all I need to know.

This is the 2nd time ive seen Roisin with a moustache and she does pull it off quite well. Where the Susie and Danny Dyer moments.

I want someone to sing a cringey love song that makes us both uncomfortable 😫

....that song was GREAT!

10:23 just jon in the corner having a panicked sip of water and jimmy in the background sounding like a car that won't start

Honestly, Phil Wang’s pickup line would absolutely have worked for me :))

Gotta be honest here Nick Helm scared me with his poems

“Why on earth would you watch them forward?” Sean Bean is the perfect kind of weird

Nick Helm made some incredible Susie serenades. She will always have a place for him, as will I.

Suzy dent is soooo cute being serenaded. Great show!!!!!!!!!!

That singing deserves an award haha

My favourite part of this video was the song at the end, omg 😂🤣 love ittttt!! 😂🤣

The fact that Jon sounds exactly like Bill Burr is kinda crazy to me

The Sean Bean bits usually don’t make me laugh, but that one with Joe Lycet killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Of all the nick-sussy moments why not there’s a dent in my heart that’s far and away the best one

That voice though.... Damn!

I totally ship Rachel and Bill, if she’s ever gonna have an extramarital affair it should be Bill

Nick Helm should be fronting a metal band with that voice.

I didn't know that I had a fantasy of Joe Lycett and "Sean Bean" making out on top of Jon Richardson until it happened but apparently that's a thing for me now... 🤷‍♀️

Is it just me or is nicks song for susie actually like kinda good? like i would actually listen to willingly

Jon third wheeling 😂

Is it just me or is anybody else obsessed with the way Rachel says “October”? Lol

The magic roundabout dog was Dougal

the last 4 minutes of this is WILD lmfao

'Oh , Susie, you fell in love with me.' ( I wish )

That kiss was hot.

Am I mad or is Nick Helm a very respectable singer?

you should definitely bring on matt berry for the show

I was soo embarrassed for Susie at the last lol.

I love Lord Lycett.

Dyer is just a British version of Mac from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Susie Dent is so pure and innocent and lovely and sweet and I adore her so much.

I’m glad Susie did not take it too far.

Dannys singing voice is incredibly powerful :D

Man I fall in love with that guy every time he sings his song to Suzie

Omg his song 😂😂 was well getting david Bowie vibes from it 😂😂

Man, long live Mr. Sean Locke. When I heard about his passing, I was really sad because he became such a big part of the 'Cats Does Countdown' series. ^^d

I own tony he says he’ll meet up with you 😂!!!

Rachel in that black dress! Damn!

God how beautiful Susie is

The vote for crush should have included Rachel.

That song for Suzie is unexpectedly excellent! I hope he'll drop an album or something😅

7:21 Jon sounds exactly like George Hotz...

I have an unhealthy fascination with Nick Helm 🤦🏼‍♀️

**Note** I didn't write this, some of the lyrics are off as well You've been watching me from in the crowd Your heart's been thumping really loud I'm everything you dreamt of as a child It's only natural, I suppose To picture me without my clothes I'm the one who really Drives you wild, you wild, you wild, you wild But girl Don't fall in love with me I'm just a fantasy Why spoil the mystery (La la la la la) Girl... You've waited patiently It must be agony Well rest assured It's your turn tonight I can see it in your eyes And from the way your bosom sighs It's so hard to put things into words And la la lala la la la And blah blablah blah blablah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah And birds and birds and birds and birds birds Girl Don't fall in love with me I'm made of ecstasy And I'll be history La la la la la Girl I'll give you all I can But I am just a man And I'll be gone by the morning light Let's try and do this tactfully I'll sort you out financially I didn't mean to cause you any harm I've tried so hard to turn this off But I guess it wasn't hard enough Damn my cursed good looks And my charm My charm my charm my charm Girl You fell in love with me Please have some dignity Our love can never be La la la la la Girl I gave you all I could But you misunderstood And we'll always have tonight La la la la la Girl Try not to cry too much I'd love to stay in touch But I've got to live my life La la la la la Girl Somehow you'll carry on Long after I am gone But we'll always have tonight La la la la la Girl

This beats what we got here in America.