All The Undertale/Deltarune Newsletter Valentine's Cards! 

This video is missing about 4 cards! Sorry about that! I'll show you the ones I missed! The ones I missed: ----1. Ralsei 4th letter: (the picture is ralsei in stool forme) "Dear Valentine I wrote you some more Valentines, but they're up on the shelf. If... you have trouble reaching them... then... " ----2. Jevil's card: "UEE HEE HEE! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HEART-SHOWING GAME? THEN FIRST...LET ME SHOW MY SPADES, MY CLUBS, MY DIAMONDS..." ----3. Burgerpant's card: "Let's be real. Valentines is just a cynical invention to trick hot people into buying chocolate and greeting cards. The only good part? Watching them all get exploited. Seeing them having to buy in. Hearing them fight each other because their partner didn't "do enough" for a fake day. ... Just makes you laugh how stupid everyone else is, doesn't it? ... That... isn't a card for me, is it?" "My boss is insane. He writes a response by hand to every single one of his fans that sends him a Valentine. ...and guess who has to deliver them all of those? By hand? With a big smile? Singing a special song? And doing a special dance? And wearing a special costume? I hate Valentine's Day." ----4. Weather duo: "Dear Lanino, and no one else, You are my eternal moonshine and sunshine. Dear Elnina, and nobody else, You are my sweetest rain and nourishing cloud. Let's give this card to someone else to show how much we exclusively love each other!"

I simultaneously can and can’t believe they referenced the leaked military documents in the war thunder forums as well as ralsei smoking a blunt

"Happy holidays from the Holidays!" This further proves that, for the Holidays, it is always Christmas.

WELL [Let me in!!!] [Let me in!!!] PLEASE!!! THEY'RE [Killing me] OUT HERE!! THEY'RE DROWNING ME IN [Insulating foam] This gotta be the funniest spamton content to come out of the newsletter.

I have two emails, and between them I got all three of Papyrus's letters. I feel like I won the lottery.

7:19 oh god toby knows

I got a letter from Burgerpants. It goes like this: Let's be real. Valentines is just a cynical invention to trick hot people into buying chocolate and greeting cards. The only good part? Watching them all get exploited. Seeing them having to buy in. Hearing them fight each other because their partner didn't "do enough" for a fake day. ... Just makes you laugh how stupid everyone else is, doesn't it? ... That... isn't a card for me, is it?

Spamton including the love letter virus at the end of his 3rd card was way funnier than I expected

Learning that Gaster could be goofy like sans or Papyrus was the best part of those letters

Sans: *appears in the valentines cards* Everysingle fangirl of sans: we goin there

6:31 Lancer took "Love yourself" to a whole new level.

As someone who got the mettaton one , its also animated

I got one from Jevil! His says "UEE HEE HEE! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HEART-SHOWING GAME? THEN FIRST...LET ME SHOW MY SPADES, MY CLUBS, MY DIAMONDS..."

7:47 in the tab name It's called 35-alphys-2, so I suspect this is from Alphys, plus, she seems like the person to love to sent anonymous letters :) Plus, a QR code with AMVs? Alphys.

I love the Gaster one so much, like the dude's all mysterious and he just sends a silly goofy letter to us for valentine's day

The last card seems fascinating because the character has a very distinct way of speaking, but I don't think we've heard this voice before. I can understand thinking that its gaster because of the All caps dialog, the tonal wiplash, and the meta awareness, but the similarities seem to stop there and its not like those traits have been exclusive to gaster only. I'm assuming that this is a message from another hidden boss who is seeking freedom, but I suppose only time will tell.

I got the Spamton one where he mentions checking out the enclosed instruction book., which is a hotel Mario reference. Not sure if Toby is sending personalised cards or something, because that one's to be my favorite, as a huge YTP enjoyer. Also can't believe the Ralsei making a fat blunt has been mentioned lol. Those last cards could be something interesting. Also sans is not satisfied with your mother, bro's going after more 💀

5:35 SPAMTON NO THAT’S NOT FOAM-

Imagine showing these to the fandom in 2016

I got a different one from Ralsei of him in stool forme saying "Dear Valentine, I wrote you some more Valentines, but they're up on the shelf. If... If you have trouble reaching them... then..."

I got one that isn't on here from Burgerpants saying My boss is insane. He writes a response by hand to every single one of his fans that sends him a Valentine. ...and guess who has to deliver them all of those? By hand? With a big smile? Singing a special song? And doing a special dance? And wearing a special costume? I hate Valentine's Day.

I love how they basicallly canonised the way gaster writes is all caps with odd spacing after 5 years

I literally jumped out of my chair when I saw Ralsei's Valentine card 😊😅

As the guy who got the second Spamton's valentine, I can confirm it is animated

Also confirmed we could be getting more doobie ralsei behind the scenes

I think one of the funniest parts is the fact that you have to realize: these are *cards*, meaning - Sans is writing in comic sans (somehow????) - Roulx (or rouxl idk how 2 spell) kardd is writing in an accent - and papyrus is telling the person he wrote his valentines to, to meet him outside. Papyrus you special little lemon you are *MAILING* this to a person who isn’t even in the same UNIVERSE you’re in I mean I don’t even know where to *START* to figure out what kind of *POSTAL OFFICE* these characters *USE*-

No valentines from Frisk? Or maybe they got them and gave to the whole humanity?

I had the heart -like darkner from deltarube in the newsletter i received

Gaster isnt a cryptic merciless being? I guess he just wants us to be entertained.

3:43 Fun fact Humans can survive on cat food, but not dog food Dog food lacks the nutrients cat food has for human survival

Man, they all got waaaaay better rizz than me, especially Ralsei and THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

All we need is one from Asgore and it’ll be perfect

I was gonna make some silly comment about sans and then gaster rolled up, wrote a cryptic, yet polite, message to us, and left without an explanation

7:24 Doobie

you forgot stool form ralsei and if you haven't seen it yet it says this: Dear Valentine I wrote you some more Valentines, but they're up on the shelf. If... you have trouble reaching them... then... with ralsei's stool form as the image on the right

I haven't subscribed to the newsletter (I rarely check my email anyways), but you know what? I think this spread just convinced me to subscribe to it. Gotta love the attention to detail with all these characters! I think my favorite has to be Toriel's version of the "valent tine" pun...seems like Sans told both her and Alphys the same joke 😂 That, or Toriel and Alphys were joking around together, which is sweet :)

Toriel reusing Alphys's joke was so cute... we don't need to talk about the suspicious ones.

5:54 spamtom did an hotel mario reference, my day is better now

my god sans is going for everyone’s mother, how long before he woos humankinds’s common ancestor and rises to godhood?!

The Hotel Mario reference and the acknowledgement of "doobie" was something I needed today. XD Also, I got one from Ralsei that isn't in this video. It goes like this: "Dear Valentine, I wrote you some more Valentines, but they're up on the shelf. If... If you have trouble reaching them... then..." And the picture on the left is Ralsei's Stool Formation Sprite from the Arcade Cabinet Queen Fight.

Ralsei smoking a fat blunt is now officially canon Spamton quoting Hotel Mario is also now officially canon

This is so funny, lol. Nice video!

Imagine if someone voice acted every single one of these letters. Great video though. Also I kinda wish one of the valentines I got in my letters was from Papyrus, he's one of my favorite characters. And this sentence probably sounded weird but I felt the need to say it. Though I MIGHT edit it out later.

This is legit lovely stuff

"Dear Valentine, NGGGAHH-" Undyne 2024

I’m so happy I got all 3 of RK’s letters

yoooo is the last letter from w.d gaster the royal scientist?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Just so you know, the anonymous letter, if you look at the file name it has /alphys/ in it, so this is alphys Valentine probably directed towars undyne? Idk

I love that each card from __ is the most __ thing ever. I also love that it’s true no matter what character you fill the blanks with.

7:44 Anonymous is Alphys, this is because of file name, every card have name of character in their name, so this card name is "35-alphys-2-n-xBY6jAogVkZ63AX2.png". So it's basically Alphys, no Gaster (Alphys is just bit too shy). And what's strange is that I couldn't find some cards EVEN IN FILES. So maybe they are not official? Also MTT and Queen's EXE valentines a GIFs (they are animated)

I was watching this, reading the Gaster one out loud to myself, going "sure, if I can-" and then when 9:05 came up I choked

This is very nice!

I got the Undyne boulder, Papyrus Valentine Challenge and The Anonymous QR Coded Cards

6:14 file name is really good reference lol

Brilliant

3:40 Darius moment

I got the mystery AMV one and I’m split between if it’s from Kris or Dess. Also I’m so mad I can’t turn the card around and watch the amv they sent me 😢

videos that I didn't know I needed but I found

7:51 Wait. AMV's? Is this letter wroten by Itoki Hana?

There is also a burgerpants one where he talks about mettaton signing all his cards by hand and burger pants has to deliver them

Queen has one sayuing "Running Valentimes.exe"

personally i got undyne heart shaped boulder one, queens running valentines.exe one, and rouxls’s thou + me one

The freaking Berdly ones

I got the Love Letter one from Spamton. During the first five minutes I was plagued with the thoughts of when the horrifying AU first got invented. ....After getting a Burgerpants one, I feel like the Spamton one was a good lottery.

Tennis ball

"Dear, Valentie, Tennis ball" That got me 💀

Finally someone who regrouped them all... Honestly I do think that the last letter was from Semi Serif about Gaster

If only Susie

1:30 Undyne broke fourth wall... Does it means, that not only Sans know ?...

I got a Spamton, Toriel, and Papyrus one!

I'm willing to wager money that the first of those anonymous cards was by Asriel. Obviously, the other one that mentions Deltarune by name has to be Gaster (even if it doesn't have the fanon villain portrayal)

I believe i have 2 of those that arent here. one with Ralsei and other with Jevil

8:47 Mike........ MIKE..... IT MAKES SENSE NOW.... When Spamtom Was Calling Mike on the Phone he *Dissapeared*, *Spamton* needed help to get his Sales up, The Addisons said He was "Unlucky" Until that one call.... that was *Mike*. Maybe mike forgot about spamton

According to the source files, the anonymous card is from Alphys.

im planning to do a video about the valentines letters. can i use this video for a source? by the way i will credit you.

the mtt one is a gif btw

3:08 SANS x TORIEL IS CANON

For everyone saying the last one is the chaper 3 secret boss, not only do you have zero proof, but do you realize how much of an insane status that would put this character at? That would mean that the chapter 3 secret boss has knowlage far beyond what we've seen so far that rivals gaster's level of self awareness, they're working on a massive project, they have an ASSISTANT (so far secret bosses being completely companionless has been one of their themes) and can MANIPULATE THE FABRIC OF REALITY TO MANIFEST META PHYSICALLY in wierd places. Yeah, no.

nice man

6:40 Lancer Step-Father 💀🥵💀🥵💀

I have seen 2 others, the one from alphys and the one from nastablook

I got Sans, Mettaton, and Undyne (In that order) Undyne hasn't broken the boulder yet, so I'm still stuck in my house with a bunch of old fruit...

As soon as I saw ralseis smoking joke in my inbox 💀💀💀

Damn gaster really sent us a valentine

Every day is a day of LV

Hear me out, the last one is next chapter secret boss. A. They wrote “wash your face and put on your coat or wash your coat and put on your face”. Lunatic talk, going 3 for 3 for insane bosses, plus it matches getting ready for a tv show. Also, B. “The letter dissapeared”. Simple! The letter doesn’t exist. Why? Because chapter 3 doesn’t exist too. The person writing the letter and the letter itself can’t exist if chapter 3 doesn’t exist either. But they’re ready at toby fox’s computer. They exist for him, so they exist at least somewhat, just not to us yet.

7:55 I might be crazy but I think this could be Kris

I got hathy. it said "*shoots you with hearts"

Susie forcing ralsei to smoke the cards is just perfect

I hope the card at 7:47 is actually gaster because it makes gaster not just a mysterious being of darkness but also someone who can be goofy. In fact just imagine in chapter 7. We met all the secret bosses. And gaster has been built up as this dangerous all powerful being. And then when we meet him he says "Hi im wing gaster! The royal scientist" with the goofy *ss non-corrupted sprite from undertale battle simulator.

Can’t wait for Deltarune 3 to come out in 3058 😃

This feels like a all-out love assault (Which sucks for me since my Ace ass fails with that)

I got the flowey part :P

THE (probably) GASTER CARD?!

The 2 unnammed ones are nabstablook and Gaster

I feel like the second to last one is Alphys and the last one might be a Chapter 3 character

the letter say unknow it cloud be anyone but everyone assume it gaster but did the letter should be in windings to decripte it if that was the case

i got that third ralsei one and i could not believe that it was real 💀💀💀

OMG HE REFERENCED THE RALSEI MEME

how can I get these valentines on my own? I can't find any information anywhere