You just need to stop buying smashed avo for breakfast every morning for breaks and you’ll soon be a millionaire influencer don’t worry. Then you’ll be able to do a self help book on it self funded with all the savings and the millions from mummy and……..oh, hmmmmm
Republicans here (US) are just like your Tories. Republicans express a lot of arrogance and their sense of humor, through putting down people who don’t have enough money for food.
“Clayhall does feel British but the way the standards of living have fallen here is horrible! The local GP used to be great but due to budget cuts and the lack of staff once we left the EU it’s been horrible. Quite frankly it’s been your fault right from the off and- wait! Where are you going I HAVENT FINISHED TALKING TO YOU, YOU TORY TWAT!”
I have to say, I do like 'Hungry Hungry Depots'. I love the dissonance of it's brutal callousness of hand waving the saddening circumstances with a jovial pun. It is to put it simply, quite British.
I never used the 'C' word, but was still blocked by local MP Will Quince for asking awkward questions and pointing out even more awkward facts. Tories really can't handle the truth, can they?
Craig 'I got quoted effing & jeffing by a German news presenter' Whittaker MP likes to block his constituents on social media when they point out his hypocrisy and his voting record. He particularly hates people pointing out that he voted with the government not to increases funding for flood defences, two weeks before the huge floods in 2015 that devastated large tracts of his constituency.
Let’s be honest, that’s not an abhorrent thought to anyone in mainstream British politics. The Overton window doesn’t even permit the questioning of the nhs. You can’t even begin to suggest alternatives without something something America.
@@lectorintellegat It's one of the best advantage and disadvantage of the NHS I suppose. It's great because it means that the NHS' founding principals and aims are kept, so that everyone can receive free healthcare . However, I think one of its biggest issues is that politicians don't want to make it sound like they're trying to get rid of it, meaning that any talks of reforming it (other than simply increased doctors, nurses and funding) are never considered (personally I think there should at least be a Beveridge-style report into it to see what works and what needs fixing)
@@digitalhistory8526 I can agree with that. Although to reform the NHS, we need to know that getting rid of it is a legitimate option, still on the table. The way we in the uk speak of it, we may as well be talking about the holy grail. It’s not healthy. The NHS is not the best thing ever to grace mankind; it’s not even necessarily the best healthcare system imaginable. And we DO pay for it, just obliquely. If there was a more immediate sense of (a) the nhs being one of many strategies on the table; and (b) the cost of the Nhs for each citizen, this would help the discussion. We’d be able to make an informed choice: some might want to scrap it, others keep it, still others reform it. But it MUST be de-sanctified in the imagination of the British, for its own good.
The Tory council for Coldhaven today celebrated the opening of our first volunteer food bank, which doubles as a warm bank in winter! We call it the hot pot.
Honestly those food bank users should try living off a measly MP salary - now there’s true hardship! I need to find a use for the name hungry hungry depots though, that’s hilarious 😆
Imagine i live in Southall and i ran into the local MP. He was complaining to me thats hes on £80k but deserves more as he works 24/7 and said a review found MP’s should be paid more. Also the council doesnt do enough and hes expected to do everything. I looked at this guy like your a mad man and tried to explain most people dont even gef half what you get and work pretty much 24/7. Didnt sink in though.
In the local elections in my area many of the Tory candidates were trying hard to pretend they weren’t really Conservatives or at least ones linked to the Conservative Party so maybe it is the C word
For some reason this brought to mind the current Tesco Better Baskets thing where they basically say you are too stupid to choose your own food. C words they are
Terrifyingly accurate Michael. In fact, if you didn't want to have to work for a living any more, there are dozens of Tory MPs standing down at the next election. Bound to be a vacancy for you given this outstanding portrayal!
Kinda accurate but you missed the five pledges and a five minute monologue about how all is Brits main priority is stopping the boats and getting rid of "illegals." Not got an issue with illegals tbh. Quite liked Hotel California.
@@Luke_Thomas_0802 That is very kind and reassuring of you; he's a real gem, isn't he? Btw, I'm "that peculiar dude that laughs at British humour", FWIW.
Just think of the Tories as whatever conservative political party is in your country, but with more passive-aggressiveness, and a veneer of "ineffectual middle-manager" they think hides their bigotry.
@@Ater_Draco Gotcha! I am, personally, more scared of ultraprogressives 🙂. For example, "If you don't think Munammad at 53 climbing on top of 9 year-old Aisha to consummate their marriage is fine you're bigotted!" doesn't fly with me. (I just prefer to read my Quran and Hadiths to make my mind over how peaceful Islam is, for example. Yep, I'm that dude that'll dwell on theology papers to form an educated opinion instead of relying on others telling me about this or that. 🙂) The vanilla media consummer has no idea what the doctrine of abrogation means in Islam, what are its consequences. I do. This, alone, would make me "far right", instead of "informed" to some. So all this could be very...subjective. While I could lecture them on a thing or two from an early life lived under a Communist regime 😀 - sublime expression of the left. I've also seen the French lecturing Eastern Europe on integrating the gypsies, only to send them back crammed in planes when they started camping in too big numbers around Paris. Guess they weren't European citizens with rights at that point, anymore 🤷♂️.
@@DesL488No, no, we want to *return* that item. We didn't buy it -- and still don't. It was foisted off on us as a "gift," by someone who must have truly hated us.
Politicians these day's are so thick it's excruciating. They really think we lap up every word they say, but even the poorest person just thinks they're embarrassing themselves 😂
So close to reality, this is frightening!!! Loved the bit about food banks - tories all claim that having food banks is a national success!! When I jokingly said to a shopkeeper in the village where I live that we aught to have a food bank in the village I was met with a tirade of how people who were not that needy were using them!!!! Sounds like he gets his 'facts' from the Daily Fail.
Haha brilliant! You should have mentioned how the food banks are now giving food in imperial units again, so now the poor will be able to budget better knowing they've got a lb of margarine rather than 500g, another Brexit benefit we're very proud of!
I have encountered Ministers actually using the argument that people are poor because they have not learnt how to budget properly. Getting claimants used to budgeting was one of the justifications made for Universal Credit making payments monthly compared to existing benefits which tended to be paid weekly or fortnightly.
Distressingly, a "Hungry Hungry Depot" does sound like an excellent name. Not for a food bank, as their existence is a sign that we have failed as a society and as a state, but it's an excellent name.
True, and I do agree that praising foodbanks is rather odd (I get that they're trying to say that food banks are helpful to those who need it (a bit like how we praise charities), but it just makes it sound as if going hungry is somehow a good thing)
@@Mr3keestylee I neatly quoted Leslie Nielsen then. Do you mean it's still in my digestive system from the 1970s? Along with Spangle Juice and Opal Fruut residue?
@Y_Ddraig_Ddu in my day. My mum used to go to the shop to buy biscuits. Occasionally. They cost ten shillings. But broken biscuits were 2 shillings. So she asked the shop keeper to break us some good ones for a change. Its going to very warming and nostalgic to be empoverished once again. My mum will be sorry she missed it. Posh men in suits telling us what to do is very soothing. I'm hoping black and white television will return there's too much choice today. Who needs shoes if you don't go out anyway? The postman has seen my toes already.
Is the high viz vest to prevent the protesters throwing hammers at your head and shoving you into a hamper????😂😂😂 Brilliant speech. I,m def going on holiday to Clayhall..CATERS for all 😂😂😂
