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The kids just don't know how to dance anymore!
Website: www.dylanmoran.com/
Twitter: @thedylanmoran
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@DrMatsy
@DrMatsy 3 месяца назад
His flow and his sprinkling of absurdity, definitely my favorite stand up comedian
@bereketterefe829
@bereketterefe829 3 месяца назад
The thing I like about Dylan is that he could say any sentence. If words exist in the english language, dylan can put them in some random ortder and still make them funny.
@gs8494
@gs8494 3 месяца назад
"I got in a sleeping bag but they found me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JF-kv1gm
@JF-kv1gm 3 месяца назад
"I always wanted to look like a prawn who's being airlifted." 😂 Couldn't have been said more poetically than that. As a 60-something woman who DOESN'T have the time, money, or priority to follow these trends, I APPLAUD YOU!!!!
@khajiithadwares2263
@khajiithadwares2263 2 месяца назад
People always say that women appreciate a man that stand up to other men. Yet a man that excuses her woman from the peer pressure of uncomfortable shoes? Thats the real deal.
@samaraisnt
@samaraisnt 2 месяца назад
High heels are much older than 60 years as a trend…if anything you grew up with the height of that expectation. Tho not giving a toss is a much better way to put it, it’s just called wisdom!!! ^Whole heartedly agree with above comment! Tho men shouldn’t have to “excuse you” from anything as they are not your keepers. At least my partners aren’t, but that’s me. I thankfully have free will and men nor women dictate what I dress or do. :)
@I_Am_The_Paulrus
@I_Am_The_Paulrus 3 месяца назад
I definitely consider Dylan part of the Irish poetic/literary tradition. Some of his turns of phrase are just beautiful ''...something to stir the little cosmos in his skull...'' Positively Yeatsian! 😆
@A-Duck
@A-Duck 3 месяца назад
Hard agree. He's one of the very few genuine wordsmith performers of the modern era. Certainly the most eloquent comedian I can think of, from any time period actually. Plenty of confidently articulate, even cogent ones, but none quite as poetic.
@ShamBard1878
@ShamBard1878 3 месяца назад
Not quite the lake isle of Innesfree but i appreciate the sentiment
@I_Am_The_Paulrus
@I_Am_The_Paulrus 3 месяца назад
​@@ShamBard1878Dylan, is that you!? 😮😅
@ShamBard1878
@ShamBard1878 2 месяца назад
@@I_Am_The_Paulrus hahaha not quite but I do live about 200 yards away from him in Edinburgh, and in 2018 was invited to his sons New Year’s Eve party. I brushed past him in the corridor : D
@zeniascreativespace3890
@zeniascreativespace3890 2 месяца назад
I love this man he’s been a favorite of mine for years. He’s not a comedian, he’s a comedic philosopher with artistic poetic skill unlike anything else I’ve seen ❤😂
@veroniquehoflack4910
@veroniquehoflack4910 2 месяца назад
I agree. He is soooo funny but in a very different way.
@GAGL.Evolution
@GAGL.Evolution 3 месяца назад
"I have no blood in my eyes😅😂🤣
@richardbuchanan7124
@richardbuchanan7124 3 месяца назад
"Judging the mice..." LOL!
@izaksmith538
@izaksmith538 2 месяца назад
As one of the 50, I can honestly say that literally EVERY piece of his standup available to us on RU-vid is ABSOLUTE GOLD! Because his material is all about fundamental forces of human nature, and because he is absurdist, it doesn’t matter when the set was recorded- it’s all timeless. I am envious of anyone just discovering him for the joy they about to experience; I am also just as sorry for the withdrawal pain they will experience in shortly thereafter because there’s just not enough of his material available.
@Htheorphanarian
@Htheorphanarian 3 месяца назад
as wordsmith as a drunk Shakespeare
@juliettewhittaker8904
@juliettewhittaker8904 3 месяца назад
😍 we all need more Dylans in this world, especially now.
@user-bl3vf9nl9y
@user-bl3vf9nl9y 2 месяца назад
I ❤ how he roasts and respects women at the same time. Pure class.
@TheForgotten__1
@TheForgotten__1 Месяц назад
That is the because of the terrifying Irish mother complex 😂
@Bamboule05
@Bamboule05 Месяц назад
He's a very modern man
@chasleask8533
@chasleask8533 Месяц назад
Men love women while at the same time realising that they are idiots . They have bosoms , d'you see ?
@Glaaki13
@Glaaki13 3 дня назад
Yes now i am a man but I think so too and in a time where many stand up men can only kick down
@danalexander1049
@danalexander1049 2 месяца назад
At prawn being airlifted, I had to pause the video and my laughter. The coffee I had drunk decided it was now urine and wanted out.
@BudoReflex
@BudoReflex 3 месяца назад
My favourite was the mice judging me while I cleaned the oven.
@nathalieb1626
@nathalieb1626 3 месяца назад
Not me just watching some random Dylan Moran stuff during my lunch break. 🤣
@TheForgotten__1
@TheForgotten__1 Месяц назад
WFH means you don't have to wait for lunch break 😉
@IrisAsuras
@IrisAsuras 3 месяца назад
Dude has not seen my shoe addiction. That's for no man. They do not care about my heel collection. But I do.
@StayTh1rsty
@StayTh1rsty 2 месяца назад
The clip clop and click clack sounds are PEAK dress-up, as an adult. I get to walk around sounding *fancy* all day 😂😂😂
@sempressfi
@sempressfi Месяц назад
Yeah that's the only part I would push back on lol clothes and makeup aren't priorities for me but especially for certain occasions/environments, they become a sort of modern day battle armor and imbue confidence
@christianmaas8934
@christianmaas8934 3 месяца назад
Top 10 stand up of all time. Only 50 people know him in America. Start a podcast Dylan, give into corporate greed! GIVE ME YOUR KIDNEYS
@samratcliffe5253
@samratcliffe5253 3 месяца назад
As one of the 50 Americans who love Dylan, I emphatically agree. We need this man's kidneys. He's WASTING THEM! 😂
@racheladkins6060
@racheladkins6060 3 месяца назад
Dylan is well known in the U.K. especially from the comedy Black Books, brilliant TV show.
@BathersonMote
@BathersonMote 3 месяца назад
Count me among the 50 Americans. I've been a fan for years now. Despite knowing that he puts a lot of work and effort into his routine, he always sounds like he's just talking off the top of his head. That's what makes him a great comedian, he doesn't sound like comedian.
@ElvarMasson
@ElvarMasson 3 месяца назад
I have no idea what Americans know
@tcrown3333
@tcrown3333 3 месяца назад
Pure, pure GENIUS!!!!😂🤣
@steeter93
@steeter93 2 месяца назад
I got all the way to the end and then "judging the mice" 😂
@MarianneOz
@MarianneOz 5 дней назад
Irascible and charming in equal measure. ❤️Dylan, a once in a lifetime comedic talent.
@LiberalSocialDemocrat
@LiberalSocialDemocrat 3 месяца назад
5:38 Genius. This is Genius at work.
@joesdi
@joesdi Месяц назад
😂
@lucilaromero7444
@lucilaromero7444 3 месяца назад
One of the best comics around.
@Baker69
@Baker69 3 месяца назад
Agreed!
@GoggledAgog
@GoggledAgog 3 месяца назад
A pleasure to witness one of the best as he comics around.
@stvbrsn
@stvbrsn 3 месяца назад
This guy is brilliant and I’ve never heard of him before today. Comic poet.
@veroniquehoflack4910
@veroniquehoflack4910 2 месяца назад
Same here. I started with the Walshes family, discovered the genius that is Graham Linehan, then warched the IT crowd, then Black books last week and discovered Dylan Moran and now I am here, binge watching his stand-up comedy because now my life depends on it.
@thatsthat8421
@thatsthat8421 5 дней назад
He's an artist with how he thinks. I love it
@Geebs2161
@Geebs2161 2 месяца назад
He’s incredible! I vibe some George Carlin brilliance but it’s all his own style & delivery. 🤩
@clivesmith9377
@clivesmith9377 3 месяца назад
I'd like to see Bernard and Manny on stage together.
@IndigoHazelnut
@IndigoHazelnut 3 месяца назад
He is so hilarious my abdomens hurt from laughing so hard 😅
@yewknight
@yewknight 3 месяца назад
This is hilarious, but the monster is insightful and brilliant.
@alishademmery3581
@alishademmery3581 3 месяца назад
Love you Dylan Moran
@nommh
@nommh 3 месяца назад
He is incomparable! Sui generis!
@annelawton6783
@annelawton6783 23 дня назад
“A chandelier hung over your uterus” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KazWinchester
@KazWinchester 2 месяца назад
Hes still one of the best comedians, he still gets me to bust out laughing, even with multiple watchings.
@keiraroberts2113
@keiraroberts2113 Месяц назад
‘The friendly magazine titles like Hello, C’mere, Give Us A Lick and so on…’ 😂😂
@janbounds911
@janbounds911 3 месяца назад
I'm one of the 50 Americans who know and love Dylan Moran and Black's Books. He is incredible. Now I also know about Bill Bailey and a host of other wonderful UK performers. We watch British tv. American tv is s**t.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 месяца назад
*Black Books
@Canalcoholic
@Canalcoholic 3 месяца назад
You're watching OLD British TV (Black Books was 2000-2004). British TV is s**t too now. This footage here is from a good few years ago.
@janbounds911
@janbounds911 3 месяца назад
@@Canalcoholic O we know! Timeless!
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 3 месяца назад
I love Bailey. Great in every show he’s on.
@UncySpam
@UncySpam 2 месяца назад
Now you’ve discovered British comedy, here’s a few more to try Blackadder IT Crowd Ab Fab Vicar of Dibley That’s just a small suggestion. There is an incredible breadth to comedy from the UK to try.
@dorkinabubble7772
@dorkinabubble7772 2 месяца назад
“I could hear her breasts swinging as she walked behind me” IM CRYING 😭
@impalaSS65
@impalaSS65 3 месяца назад
These 11minutes with new jokes to me, were like Christmas for a kid. Wonder what it feels like to that creative, inventive and funny? Or is it just well hidden hard work at his craft? I agree more and more that he might be within the ten best comedians, that I have heard. I hope he can continue to stay mostly above political partisanship, and only use it to create more unexpected absurdities.
@giniarobeau2407
@giniarobeau2407 3 месяца назад
I think he is very funny & probably very unwell...
@A-Duck
@A-Duck 3 месяца назад
It helps to be well read. If I can recall from a years old interview that reading books with a focus on human nature and related themes is one of Dylans main pastimes. Reading is his main form of media consumption, and I guess it kind of shows. Dude is a wordsmith.
@Ben-Downlow.
@Ben-Downlow. 3 месяца назад
More fresh Dylan! Yay!
@caloy1206
@caloy1206 2 месяца назад
Rufus the Thief!!! 😂
@LisaSmith-yb2uz
@LisaSmith-yb2uz 3 месяца назад
I Love Dylan ❤
@samdumaquis2033
@samdumaquis2033 3 месяца назад
He's a genius
@AlanRobb1
@AlanRobb1 3 месяца назад
That was bloody good!
@FireElement7
@FireElement7 2 месяца назад
Dylan Moran is one of the greatest ever!
@shirleymarchand5800
@shirleymarchand5800 3 месяца назад
Hes hilarious been watching him for years
@buckcummings2717
@buckcummings2717 2 месяца назад
love this guy, so so clever.
@Soylentology
@Soylentology Месяц назад
Tricked, into a disco situation...!
@Cacophony314
@Cacophony314 2 месяца назад
I remember watching him live over a decade ago, and he's left an impression. I was so fortunate.
@catherineseear7069
@catherineseear7069 22 дня назад
😂😂😂Hilarious😂 love him❤
@yvonnescallon434
@yvonnescallon434 Месяц назад
We need more Dylans in this world ❤it😅😅
@staceycameron4157
@staceycameron4157 2 месяца назад
This guy played a nerd in an old movie I used to like. He's a lot more intelligent and likable in stand-up. Good for him.
@davidibib
@davidibib 3 месяца назад
Awesome 😂😂😂
@Anil18834
@Anil18834 2 месяца назад
Looove 😂
@joesdi
@joesdi Месяц назад
Judging the mice 😂😂😂
@tshandy1
@tshandy1 Месяц назад
He's enviably good. He makes standup seem so effortless.
@TheForgotten__1
@TheForgotten__1 Месяц назад
That's the beauty of being drunk on stage 😂
@Can0spam
@Can0spam 3 месяца назад
All Women are Mary Shelley & All Men are The 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚. At no point does Dylan say monster.
@waynebernitt2806
@waynebernitt2806 3 месяца назад
Unlike many he's read the book.
@joeandjoe2
@joeandjoe2 Месяц назад
Why is that important ?
@jonmathias6159
@jonmathias6159 Месяц назад
@@joeandjoe2It is important because “creature” and “monster” are two different words with two quite different meanings.
@persia888
@persia888 3 месяца назад
Is it true that Americans don’t know him??? He is the best stand up in the world.
@tysmith1967
@tysmith1967 2 месяца назад
As an American, I know him from Black Books which popped up on some streaming service or another a while back. I hadn’t seen him before or since until I got this video tucked neatly into my algorithm. What a pleasure. Also, I don’t know anyone who ever watched that show besides my wife and I
@jmcmurrah
@jmcmurrah 2 месяца назад
Canadian here… never heard of him before stumbling on this! 😅
@anjelica948
@anjelica948 2 месяца назад
Most Americans don’t know him. I’m an American and I got introduced to him by my best friend, who is also an American, but she’s been living in Scotland for over a decade now. I love his style of humor, its extremely dry, nihilistic, and euphemistic, and I completely get that, but I have been told at length and many times that I am Weird and my sense of humor is “dark”. Comparing American and Moran’s style of comedy is rather fascinating. There’s one or two American comedians I like (Taylor Tomlinson and Jeff Dunham come to mind) but by far my fav stand ups are comedians people like Dylan Moran, Daniel Sloss (from Scotland), Sarah Millican (from the UK) and Randy Feltface (Australian), and what I’ve noticed that all my favs have in common is that they usually use stories to facilitate comedy, whereas the American comedians typically try to typically deliver constantly witty punchlines, but for me the lack of set-up usually causes it to fall flat.
@joesdi
@joesdi Месяц назад
I love you. Truly, madly, deeply. (that sounds crazy) 😂❤
@agalgonzalez
@agalgonzalez 3 месяца назад
Time for the monster to go out for a pizza and a movie on Friday night.
@AbsentWithoutLeaving
@AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 месяца назад
Judging the mice. 😆
@pedroRodriguesMD
@pedroRodriguesMD 3 месяца назад
10:22 YO DYLAN? You got gum in your shoe.
@TheGhostofRandolphBourne
@TheGhostofRandolphBourne 2 месяца назад
Not to be that guy, but the Monster is quite an intelligent and poetic soul, not some lumbering brute.
@narcissus79
@narcissus79 Месяц назад
Yep, you're that guy 🙄
@TheGhostofRandolphBourne
@TheGhostofRandolphBourne Месяц назад
@@narcissus79I'm ok with that.
@susantimani1060
@susantimani1060 Месяц назад
“The music is hideous.” 😂
@yubtubtime
@yubtubtime Месяц назад
One of the best stand-ups of all time. Also, does this guy age?
@breaghboo-gc7ub
@breaghboo-gc7ub 2 месяца назад
Have loved Dylan for decades. Love his stand up (seen him live) and Black Books but my favourite is How Do You Want Me? Fuckin' brilliant!
@rnchgrl
@rnchgrl 2 месяца назад
It took me a minuts, Rufus. 😊
@veroniquehoflack4910
@veroniquehoflack4910 2 месяца назад
I laughed so hard. I swear a little pee came out.
@MaryRead-1685
@MaryRead-1685 2 месяца назад
A hame sandwich with a pickel!
@kimsherlock8969
@kimsherlock8969 2 месяца назад
❤ blessings 🎉🎉🎉
@kimsherlock8969
@kimsherlock8969 2 месяца назад
I appreciate your honesty. Many want to hide in a sleeping bag But don't 😂😅😊
@alexaales7937
@alexaales7937 3 месяца назад
i highly recommend watching 'black book', it's sooo funny!
@BillyHell01
@BillyHell01 3 месяца назад
I just looked on my shelf - I have this DVD - I Have seen him live twice, I've only seen three live shows so that's a record, Unless Louie CK comes back, the other show was Doug Stanhope and not very good. Dylans Film "A Film With Me In It" is a masterpiece of cinema.
@squidward6187
@squidward6187 2 месяца назад
I see something... a connection.... Is it JIM LAHEY????!!
@platero814
@platero814 3 месяца назад
after too many american comedians, this is a breath of fresh air!
@phoebemurtagh3059
@phoebemurtagh3059 2 месяца назад
Mary Shelley: I've got a story. Percy Shelley: what's it about? Mary: a morally devoid scientist who is somehow worse than a murdering cadaver man he makes contrary to the laws of nature and then abandons. I thought I'd call him Percy, but I'm pretty sure our friends will get it. 😆
@robertfsullivan1756
@robertfsullivan1756 3 месяца назад
Haha
@dpsamu2000
@dpsamu2000 2 месяца назад
The creature, The monster. He has a name. Adam. Adam Frankenstein. He is Frankenstein.
@vampireforhire18
@vampireforhire18 2 месяца назад
If you like Dylan check out the series Black Books it's dry, absurd, and witty I love it.
@TheShortGirl666
@TheShortGirl666 2 месяца назад
I haven't kept up with Dylan Moran. Has he essentially become his character Bernard Black?
@anjelica948
@anjelica948 2 месяца назад
He always basically was Bernard Black, I think he’s just more depressed now than cynical, given the state of the world.
@averywilson6143
@averywilson6143 23 дня назад
judging the mice
@Bonnatella
@Bonnatella 3 месяца назад
I was pretty sure I was going to marry him one day. Teenage dreams.
@Stoppit-tidyup
@Stoppit-tidyup 2 месяца назад
Was it the beautiful Irish hair?
@archaicsoul4597
@archaicsoul4597 2 месяца назад
Time for a new era of black books
@jeannadriver9552
@jeannadriver9552 3 месяца назад
This guy cracks me up; however, I noticed something disturbing. His right hand was shaking. Is he ok? Has he had that looked at? Just concerned.
@impalaSS65
@impalaSS65 3 месяца назад
Yes,you are correct. That shaking is out of the ordinary. He is most likely fully aware. On all levels.
@pm1395
@pm1395 3 месяца назад
He is 51. My wife (now 68) was diagnosed with Parkinson's when she was 52. I hope it isn't Parkinson's disease.
@thecountofgoldmoor1332
@thecountofgoldmoor1332 3 месяца назад
He's been a bit of a boozer for a long time. Could be from that but this is just speculation.
@elizabethduval7562
@elizabethduval7562 3 месяца назад
he had that when he was young and just starting out. While he has had his challenges with alcohol, this is not connected to that. It's a physical condition.
@nommh
@nommh 3 месяца назад
I have a colleague who shakes when she is the least bit exited.
@LACaradoc
@LACaradoc 2 месяца назад
OMG! Dylan. Time to go back to Black's Books!
@daphneglasurus7886
@daphneglasurus7886 2 месяца назад
I disagree; I think all men are Victor Frankenstein. If you’ve read the book, that’s much worse.
@atlanta2076
@atlanta2076 2 месяца назад
Misandry!
@mej6519
@mej6519 2 месяца назад
I miss black books.
@pleappleappleap
@pleappleappleap 3 месяца назад
Middle class means the opposite in the UK vs the US.
@nightjarflying
@nightjarflying 3 месяца назад
LOL the same meaning then
@bramvanduijn8086
@bramvanduijn8086 3 месяца назад
In the US middle class is between rich and poor, but in the UK the middle class is between poor and rich?
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 месяца назад
White collar = Middle class, Blue collar = working class.
@pleappleappleap
@pleappleappleap 3 месяца назад
Middle class as defined in the UK conjures images of educated opera fans. Middle class as defined in the US conjures images of plumbers, carpenters, and factory workers listening to country music.
@pleappleappleap
@pleappleappleap 3 месяца назад
@@pseudonayme7717 In the US, blue collar is middle class, not white collar.
@stuartmarshall7099
@stuartmarshall7099 Месяц назад
Has he got Parkinson's?
@fakename6658
@fakename6658 13 дней назад
nah it's just the glug glug
@cainedavenport1187
@cainedavenport1187 2 месяца назад
This is how i see mankind now but with a bigger dose of ego
@TrivoMarjanovic
@TrivoMarjanovic 2 месяца назад
I have nothing in common with the man and women he talks about. It seems like a rant from fifty years ago
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 2 месяца назад
Not to the rest of us.
@MagicThys
@MagicThys Месяц назад
you wake up...oh this is fucking hideous, things will improve..
@pedroRodriguesMD
@pedroRodriguesMD 3 месяца назад
The only thing I dont like about him is that he is not grateful for having a home, children, wife. Im 43 and all my life dreamed of that, but had the bad luck of being born Portuguese in Portugal.
@coreygardner1371
@coreygardner1371 3 месяца назад
No Dylan, not all of us are irish. Some of us go to sleep sober...
@C.ODoherty
@C.ODoherty 3 месяца назад
This bloke really isn't funny. He doesn't realise it.
@paulelroy6650
@paulelroy6650 3 месяца назад
you mean the critically acclaimed comedian who is loved by other comedians and has influenced many. you just do t like him and that’s cool.
@GoggledAgog
@GoggledAgog 3 месяца назад
30 years of making crowds laugh has brainwashed him into thinking he’s funny. Tragic really.
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 2 месяца назад
The most mega successful comedian outside the US who packs houses everywhere. Okay. Oink
@lizziebkennedy7505
@lizziebkennedy7505 2 месяца назад
@@GoggledAgogLOL
@screechingwind114
@screechingwind114 2 месяца назад
Is he not funny or are you in a funk right now 3 weeks ago ?
@samdumaquis2033
@samdumaquis2033 3 месяца назад
Haha
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