Alpharad losing to a CPU… again 

The soap cutting had my attention way more than it deserved

Alpharad Gold monthly wrap-up (cumulative stats in parentheses): Series with multiple entries played: - Kirby: 1 (2) - Mario: 6 (18) - Mario Party: 1 (4) - Pokémon: 1 (8) Longest Video: Alpharad losing to a CPU… again (Mario Party 3) - 1:10:24 (Record: 1:40:08) Shortest Video: Getting Laid (Any% WR) (Super Seducer 2) - 11:27 (New Record!) Total Video Time: 14:34:43 (52:34:24) Average Video Time: 28:13 (35:04) Median Video Time: 25:57 (31:32) Super Mario Bros. 3 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It was released for home consoles in Japan on October 23, 1988, in North America on February 12, 1990 and in Europe on August 29, 1991. It was developed by Nintendo Entertainment Analysis and Development, led by Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka. Players control brothers Mario or Luigi, who must save Princess Toadstool and the rulers of seven different kingdoms from the antagonist Bowser. As in previous Mario games, they defeat enemies by stomping on them or using items that bestow magical powers; they also have new abilities, including flight and sliding down slopes. Super Mario Bros. 3 introduced many elements that became Super Mario staples, such as Bowser's children (the Koopalings) and a world map to transition between levels. Super Mario Bros. 3 was praised by critics for its challenging gameplay and is listed as one of the greatest video games of all time. It is the third-best-selling NES game, with more than 17 million copies sold worldwide. It also inspired an animated television series, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, produced by DIC Entertainment. Super Mario Bros. 3 was remade for the Super NES as a part of Super Mario All-Stars in 1993 and for the Game Boy Advance as Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 in 2003. It was rereleased on the Virtual Console service on the Wii U and 3DS, and was included on the NES Classic Mini. On September 19, 2018, it was rereleased on the Nintendo Switch Online service with added netplay.

jo: I'm gonna do everything in my power to make the video ten minutes long The video:

This is my favourite soap-cutting channel. I can't wait to see what they cut next.

Thank you Colin for your wonderful and wholesome editing!

You can title the video whatever you want, I know Alpha wins these.

Holy shit, that final DK turn is one of the most hype Mario Party moments I've ever seem

On today's episode, Cjya learns the true powers of Hard DK, & DotColin may or may not need a raise

I've been staring exclusively at the soap cutting this whole video. It's mesmerizing. Lol.

Alpharad almost lost so hard to Hard DK that he thought about having lil bro not upload this episode and ending the streak here

I love when jo gets a star. Actually it reminds me of this really good show, its not very popular but it's really funny. There are a bunch of seasons and they go an a lot of bizarre adventures. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me. Minecraft; The Way Home? I'm pretty sure that's the name.

Jacob: Maybe He has a plan for you Jo: His plan is for me to be broke Such a raw quote from Jo

this has been the best video so far, i have not taken my eyes off the screen once

Hard DK with the galaxy-brain play at the end to nearly get the win was exactly what I was expecting from a Mario Party video.

Bros went into overtime on this one

I love that Colin 100% could’ve put the funny moments in the borders but chose to just plop them over the game instead.

dude, i havent realized how hypnotic soap cutting videos are until today.

Genuinely insane play last turn. Curious if the devs actually intended to CPUs to do that.

It would be hilarious if the April Fools Joke was them ending the channel It would be sad, but REALLY funny

i gotta be real with yall ever since the soap carving popped up i couldn't stop watching it

I can't believe Colin would dox Arby's like that

On the second to last turn when jacob was at the crossroads he could have used the reverse shroom and given jo another shot at meeting his hero koopa

Did they really forget what day they are on

Whenever they play Subway surfers, they’ve got to have at least subway surfers, soap cutting, family guy, hydraulic pressing, and craft videos playing in the foreground for my attention to not be diverted

Love how, without fail, I get an adult nerf gun ad on every Mario Party episode

cant wait for the 11:59 upload for april fools

Not me actually watching the soap cutting 💀

that was the coolest thing ive ever seen in mario party, double dipped with a LOCKED GATE

haven't watched the video yet but already know this is an alpharad gold classic

Gotta be honest I was just watching the soap cutting for the entire video

i don’t think i’ve every payed so much attention to the gameplay of this channel

Another 10/10 from #dotcollin

DK's crazy stunt on the last turn had me on the edge of my seat.

Hopefully they bring back little dances like that in the next Mario party, I would love to see waluigi just hit the griddy

2:53 "you wanna see the Mario movie? Yeah, im hype" In the words of Kratos: "keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed"

The jo koopa bank melodrama was the best part of this episode

Jo: "I'm gonna do everything in my power to make this a 10 minute video" the video length: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Until the 10 minute mark where CJ introduced himself I deadass thought he was Colin and just thought he got a new nickname and his voice was deeper because he was tired

Can't wait for the end of the channel uploads for the year on April 1st. Because that would mean we all got FOOLED

That last turn dk was actually insane

that fucking soap literally distracted me for most of the video, such good editing from my favorite channel

So many people look at those soap cutting videos and go, "That's satisfying" but we have bad experiences with knives. So seeing someone cut towards themselves like that fills us with anxiety instead of anything calming.

I'm glad we got hit with this emotional journey at the end of this month

Hard DK, even in defeat, finds a way to put the fear of God in everyone present

Funny April fools prank guys, the joke is over now

Earliest upload ever and it's everything I expected on April 1st.

I left to go to the grocery store, came back, and the video was still going. 10/10

Okay, so im passionate about this. I dont know the genuie reason why Japan uses 'circles' for yes, but I assume its because they circle the correct answer, and cross out the wrong one. I guess in America we reversed it to fill in a checkbox with 'X' or 'cross' (even we should use a 'check' in a 'checkbox'), and... I dont have a theory for why circle is no/negative. Maybe The placement of 'cross/X' feels more natural, and answering games in affirmative is a more common action?

that reverse curse play was something else.

Of course this is the ONE episode I don't put on in the background and actually watch. Is this all I really need to stay attentive, I've never even played subway surfers.

april fools better not be the day they end it

I love when the things on the side make the video unwatchable so i have to use it as a podcast

I forgot how utterly bloodthirsty Hard CPUs can be in Mario Party...

Getting closer to the sun i see.

Ok, it’s getting late, starting to lose faith, might not get another vid,

I look away for 20 minutes and now i need to search for mario party under these distractions

idk what it says about me but I spent most of this video staring at the soap cutting videos

Don’t go flying too close to the sun for an April fools joke Icarus

One of the most insane mario party videos I've seen, and you can only see half the screen

less than half an hour to midnight in california i think this might be it

Lil Bro went crazy with the editing on this one

That soap is the most appetizing thing to ever be completely unappetizing

Colin, when they try you for war crimes, remember that “just following orders” is not a valid defense

12:13 me when I start episode 2 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

god. shoutout to colin for linking to an arby's in texas

Obligatory comment about how they once again came close to the deadline but not really because of how time zones work

Opening up with that moan was definitely an artistic decision.

Interesting way to increase replays I keep getting distracted by the soap cutting so I have to watch again to watch the family guys clips

Reverse mushroom is the GOAT of items, so useful. Walk past a boo, reverse back, then walk past again to steal coins twice and then a star

When is Jo's birthday we need to send him a Koopa body pillow

I just wanted to watch mario party 3, and all i got was random subway surfers, soap cutting and family guy

You guys have nothing to lose by playing Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy! Can't wait to see it happen 😎😎😺🐈

I love watching my soap cutting and subway surfers content with Jacob and Jo in the background

The worst part about the “surprise additions” on the side of the screen is that the viewer retention is statistically going to be higher, but by worst I mean best because the algorithm is going to spread Gold to more people

We’re playing Mario 3 for April fools

Hard dk never gets old, and this is probably an icarus moment

Colin better be playing subway surfers himself

Can't believe that todays game is subway surfers, can't wait to see this months mario party though

Realistically you can have a party with 3 people in fight party. 90(!) days and counting. Until tomorrow…

Slickest Arby’s advertisement I’ve ever seen

Glad to see theyrr still playing Mario 3

NEVER PUNISHED!!!!

We never found out what was the second thing they did to his controller

I love Alpharad and Cjya…. you guys rock 😄

DK rolled a 6 that last turn, if he'd rolled an 8 or higher he would've spent 120 coins to get 3 stars in one turn and won

The real GOLD was the PLUSSYS we made along the way (DELUXE)

At 58:04, the address Colin put up is for an Arby's in Texas

This is a certified Alpharad Mario Party 3 Subway Surfers Soap-Cutting Family Guy Funny Moments (muted) moment

The soap cutting videos were so effective

1:06:44 Sickest Mario Party play ever.

HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING MAIRO PARTY 3 AT THE LAST DAY

Ok not gonna lie when you added the soap knife thing to the left side I could stop looking at it like I'd try to focus on the game but after a bit I would just start watching the soap and then it is just an infinite loop idk how people that use TikTok can pay attention to videos with multiple things going on at once I am struggling

No worry, it could be Alaska time

''I can't wait to make this a 10 minute video'' 💀

So close to a full year of gold, just 14 more days

36:01 me with every pokemon opening for some reason. black and white gets stuck in my head constantly

seeing people cut soap while not wearing gloves gives me anxiety. thanks colin =]

i’m so happy they played kirby air ride and now i know they will play pokepark ! thank you cj !

Yoooooo! You guys made it through month 3!!

Alpharad borrowing a Scott the Woz gag in the thumbnail there lol