Alpharad tries to lose 

Alpharad rolling a 5 at the start and instantly saying "that is blue" unironically says a lot

They got their Jawsh reference in within a single second

Altrive’s “anti perspirant” joke was the funniest part of the episode

When Alpha rolled a 5 and said "that's blue..." I could really feel the defeat in his voice. Like he's so ashamed that he knows the entire board from memory.

Jawsh said “yo” and i can tell today is gonna be a great ep

I feel like Jawsh is the antagonist in the Alpharad deluxe cinematic universe

Alpharad: “This girl sent me a dm saying shes 4’10 and her boobs jiggle when she runs.” Altrive: “That’s not even that impressive, mine do too.” LMAO

Alpharads casual mention of “that’s blue” at the start is a remnant of the ptsd he has from speed running and memorizing this board

The harmony at 24:46 was an E major chord with a dimished 5th btw

the only L Alpharad can take is the double carpool tunnel

“Someone broke up with me because I wouldn’t put them above Tom” is a very good line.

I love when Dash makes a joke that absolutely doesn’t stick and there’s just no reaction from Alpha or Jo lol… but not the antiperspirant joke that shit was the funniest in the episode

Jacob’s board knowledge from speed running is actually scary

I still can't get enough of Altrive's "anti perspirant" joke, it literally changed my life

"Our relationship is so homoerotic that people are upset" Is not a quote I expected to heard in an Not Alpharad Mario Party Superstar video, but given how chaotic Daisy board play is, I could definitely say that's a hit

Implying that musical theatre kids have enough talent to accurately identify chords is a pretty hot take

I really like the consistent "bit" of dash saying something not funny then just the moment of awkward silence after

24:59 “Musical theater kids exist to get bullied.” That’s my new favorite quote from a RU-vidr

I love the concept of long unedited videos. Especially with games like Mario party where I feel like in order for it to be the most entertaining you need the whole package and because of the fact that I am shiny hunting for Palkia what I need right now is just seemingly endless content

Sounds like Jawsh needs to cope. And now I'm laughing at the "queerbaiting" thing. I've never thought that.

I like how right when Jo said "fuck dash" at 1:02:08, I got an ad for some matrix like ad that was like "what even is real" and the follow up ad was like "get an easy online education". Levels of irony I cannot even begin to describe

I'm so glad they all watched PBG. That dude is my childhood and probably the main reason I love Nintendo as much as I do.

Alpharad: “big Luigi game” Dash: “I gotta keep my losing streak alive!”

"We rebranded from plus to deluxe because the fanbase was getting toxic and harassy and we don't condone that" "Unless they're musical theater kids"

Can't believe this is how I hear about Jacob's relationship status. Feels like a parasocial relationship moment irl

The sentence "that is a moderate jo moment" will stick with me for a long time

The sudden shift in how many people were having fun in this game right around the hour mark is probably dash's most wholesome play yet

Great, now he's trying to gaslight all of us

I REALLY hope that they add turns when they play with Josh

Bruh imma cry when dash leaves. Prolly one of my favorite guests with Jacob and jo

"Do you remember what we did to Brandon?" Oh no. Well, oh no for Jawsh but oh yes for us.

it’s the four princesses: daisy, peach, rosalina, and luigi

Imagine winning Mario Party. That’s a miss if I ever saw one.

"Mario party 1 was made to destroy your hands" Foreshadowing

This really does expose one cruel truth in reality: Alpharad and Jo are not gay for each other.

Hearing Altrive say "I love Mario Party, and I love my friends" gave me old FWOB flashbacks.

Every single episode without fail I root for Joe, to be honest these last 5 have been a real struggle to keep rooting for him

Daisy casually collects 4 stars while she watches 3 human players doing her job of destroying each other in chaotic fashion.

Greetings Mr. Alphard and co., My name is Derek and I'm a Yoshi main in Smash. If you ever decide to do a "Mario Party with a Fan" episode, I think I would be the perfect fit for the following reasons: 1) I'm mega freaking epic, like Shadow the Hedgehog. 2) I have about 20 followers on Twitter, and according to Jo's Law (higher number means better person), I am an objectively horrible person. 3) Neither my girlfriend nor my roommate will play Mario Party with me because I sweat harder than when I go to the gym (as a Smash player and Nintendo gamer, I do not have the anti-perspirant). I hope you take me into consideration! Yours in gameing, Derek

altrive and pbg have very similar enerygy the difference is that pbg doesnt get softlocked in bald mode

24:45 - I honestly don't even know what type of harmony that "YOOO!" was... but I do know it's a suspended chord of some sort. Db, Eb, Gb. (And yes, I have perfect pitch.... -prepares for incoming bully-) We do get dunked on just for knowing what tones sound like, so that's facts. lol

Let's just appreciate they add Dash in the banner picture of this channel.... and he is BALD

The only type of people who get bullied more than people with perfect pitch are people who claim to have perfect pitch, but actually don't

"Jawsh strikes me like the kind of person who doesn't have any kind of social media, except Twitter for some reason" Oh no, I'm the Jawsh of my friendgroup

28:16 I like how Dash makes fun of generic esport teams by saying 'team Reptile' when that's the actual name of the people behind Lethal League lmao what an honor

Joe is full josh mode in this episode

Alpha is just PREDICTING these spots at this point. Wonder if this is after the speed runs.

What if you guys just played with a cpu and named him josh, but acted like it was actually josh playing

“You’re not gonna be able to log on to Twitter tomorrow. It’ll be down” Man, what prophetic words

can't wait for the jawsh episode, it'll be an hour of complaining about getting wet on splash mountain (which is a red flag) and it'll be great

I appreciate actually being able to see all four player's stats for once

I'm scared of how much Alpha is mentioning raccoons because he said if he had a raccoon as a pet it'd be a signal that it's over.

The harmony at 24:45 was the interval of an E major third.

Hi, Alpha! I hope your carpal tunnel gets better; don't overextend yourself

It makes me happy the Alpharad crew watches PBG

"I never dropped any either because I didn't catch them" is the philosophy I live by

Literally playing P5R while watching at Ryuji walks up and says “Yo” right at 0:14.

I love how Jacob is just calling out where people are gonna land, but at least at the start no one remarks on it.

42:15 nah why are we talking about this more

The idea of bullying Josh online while not even hearing him complain is the funniest idea they should definitely do. Edit: The Mario Party thing each month should include DS but I don’t think they’ll include it :(

That harmony was a C - D's nuts

I want Jacob to play as Toon Link when he plays against Josh

Looking forward to the Godslayer Jo arc. His villain arc was cool, but throwing hands with the big man upstairs is definitely a hit!

42:17 Altrive breaks the internet

My favorite running gag is how they keep wanting to kill Daisy with hammers.

Nice move putting an ad right before the video of the raccoon T-posing

Imagine sweating a game of Mario Party.

The Raid boss of Mario Party is definitely Jawsh.

They actually kinda sounded pissed at each other until jokes came out lmao

I hope alpharad loses an embarassing loss at the hands of Luigi.

The best part was Dash beatboxing in reaction to Daisy getting 62 coins.

I don’t got the slightest clue why, but Jacob going “Y’aLl ReADy tO DiE???” Got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1:03:27

For Bob Sled run Mario Party 1 version used normal sleds Mario Party 2 used penguins (with buttholes) Superstars uses the MP1 version of the minigame

Excited for this long arc of Dash becoming sweaty

Alpha never loses, that’s textbook Alpharad lore

beneath their hair everyone is bald just some people get to skip the 'going under the hair' step cause they don't have any

Alpharad ties the noose

literally can’t go 5 minutes without mentioning jawsh smh my head

i dread the day this series ends

The best way to break the internet is to release the Tux and Fanny playthrough!

If I made a cpu tear list I would put yoshi in “way to rich for his own good and has way to much trouble getting stars dispite how rich he is”

1:10:10 Fun Fact: the dice Peach has has only 1s.

42:16 That sounded so much like the Thanos beatbox

I’d say a stick becomes a branch before it becomes a log. A branch becomes a log at a 10 inch diameter

Penguins have cloacae, not assholes.

Jo’s custom block play really broke the internet

daisy's board play would get her cancelled on twitter

I really enjoyed Altrives Antiperspirant joke. Really kicked my socks off a bull in a china shop

0:09 the HIT of the episode

42:17 morshu beatbox impression

everyones a princess in this video luigi is such a pretty princess i wonder what that mustache can do

So an entire month of Mario party 5, don’t think they would survive it knowing what happened last time Jacob&jo played it.

No bald podcast this episode, I really hope Jacob and Jo sat Dash down and told him he wasn’t allowed to do that anymore. In other news entrance of the “Break the internet” gag, predicting it doesn’t last more than two more episodes, but will last for at least one more.

I am 100% down to watch a whole year of Mario party

We finally have him. Mr. Jawsh. Too bad he won’t be staying for the whole episode.

Video title: Alpharad tries to lose End of the video: Alpharad wins *visible confusion*

Hi. I'm glad you appreciate my dumb Raccoon halo meme.

Cmonnnn jacob Mario Party DS is gaming

So, I was watching the video and midway through a decided that I was going to be that guy, I am going to explain what queerbaiting actually is, basically, is not than a straight person plays a queer character, is that a show hints about a queer character without actually going with it, just to garner the fanbase that queer characters bring without the backlash of actually writing in queer characters, famous show's that have done this are Sherlock or Supernatural (this one kinda), I guess someone thought that Jo and Jacob were faking a romance to bring new fans while being straight? (I don't even know if they are straight). There is a really good video of Sarah Z explaining the thing in detail if someone is interested.

see, you *say* theater kids exist to be bullied. but no one is crueler to them than their splinter-cell faction, theater kids who just don't give a damn about theater. my fellow castmembers locked me out of the backstage entrance, making me go all the way around the building in heavy costume, because they thought it would be funny to sabotage the production and get the theater department permanently defunded.