Alternatino (Web Series) - Borderline Racist Girlfriend - Uncensored 

“She violated at least 5 of the geneva conventions.”

why are there like 40 drinks on the table and no food. that's not brunch, that's day drinking.

“Every time we hooked up she called it a drone strike “ I’m so done 😂🤣

"I'm from Connecticut!" "But still, in spite of that, your english is good" xD

the funniest bit was the Asian dude at the end "my husband is Asian like me" LMAO poor guy didn't have racist stories to share

That line about laundry in the apartment spoke to my soul.

" I'm from Connecticut". Dead.

" every time we hooked up. She'd call it a drone strike." 🤣

The pain in his voice when he said senorita Aaaaaaaa-shley had me rolling

The Asian guy saying STFU had me in tears 😂

"Señorita Aahh-ah-aashley"

Says uncensored: bleeps everything remotely offensive

This guy in narcos looked hard af But comedy ? Who wouldve thought ?

Legit my situation awhile ago. "Like sure, she's hella racist... but I kinda live at her place and her dad just lowered my rent... so... another year then we break up?" Shit.... so many bad decisions.

that "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at 3:01 is the funniest part 😂

"She can't be racist. She listens to Pitbull by herself. "😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

" One time I went to see Maroon 5..." "Shut The F••• Up!" Haha~~

These are some A+ sketches. I don’t know why Alternatino doesn’t have a season 2 yet.

"You guys want to hear some hardcore extream racism, well one time I went to go see maroon 5" "STF UP!!!"

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That pool boy (bathtub boy) scene had me laughing hysterically. He looks so pathetic, lol

Hearing that actor from broad city speak without an accent is so weird

This is the gayest bunch of dudes doing a comedy skit tryna act straight🤣🤣

my father is venezuelan, my mom is from new jersey. but for some reason my grandpa keeps thinking I am from mexico, and last thanks giving I spend with him 2005, he asked me to go back to mexico and never come back. So I told him next time I see him I will tell him. good bye grandpa, you will be missed. fast forward to 2020, my grandpa was diagnosed with bone cancer and have 4 month to live. last week was his 95th and last birthday. my last birthday present: good bye grandpa you will be missed, but soon forgotten. My family is upset at me, I could not care less, actually I do care, it does bring me satisfaction of keeping my word and telling him what I think of him. he was a despicable man who mistreated my mother and was racist my entire life.

"After that... She made us pancakes" Omg... She's the worst... 💀

Lots of bleeps a for an uncensored vid

Everytime we hooked up, she called it a drone strike 😂😂😂

They are all dating Laura Ingram

“I’m from Connecticut!” “But still, in spite of that, your English is good” 😂😂😂

As a Mexican American that has only dated white women, this hits close to home lol.

“ I am from Connecticut, in spite of that you’re English is good”

Just when you thought the first two girlfriends where racist the third one took it to another level!

broke at least 5 geneva conventions 💀😂😂

Nothing like brunch and mimosas/bloody Mary’s with the boys to make you feel like a real man

Who else wishes they had an attractive multicultural group of friends they could go to brunch with?

" my husband is Asian like me" ha

My girlfriend and I role play. But then we actually end up creating stories that we actually want to know the end to😆

so... it's uncensored, but it's censored?

Imagine having a friend group this diverse

that went from 0 to 100 real quick

"Uncensored" - I don't think that means what you think it means.

I feel bad for the guy who got a copy of Kite Runner pushed up his a**. Have mercy on him.

When you think about what the Kite Runner is actually about, it makes it even funnier when you consider where she likely shoved it.

" I was angry and hard as a rock man" kills me every time : D

The pool boy scene freakin killed me!

Their girlfriends are sitting at the other table talking about how gay their boyfriends are, and how the server messed up the drink order.

Such a great comedian / actor. I wash so shocked when I saw you in narcos playing a serious role 🤣🤣🤣 Such great talent 😄

“She violated at least 5 Geneva conventions” 🤣😭😂

Brooooooo. This show is awesome. Wtf. I thought there wasn't any hope after key n peele left.

Wait, this isn't Key & peele???

Aww, RIP Kev Barnett 💕

I love hanging out for brunch with one friend of each race

When I heard, "I'm from Connecticut", I died and then this dude said I was hard as a rock off of that Django bit and he was unbreakable??? I died all over again lol!!! These dudes are wild lls!!!😩😭😂

He is called Arturo, they say it at the beginning, yet to be even more racist, she calls him Juan. Damn that's hard

That waterboarding joke was fucking amazing! I might have to give this show a watch :)

So I went to see Maroon5 Asian Guy: SHUT THE FAW'GUP!!! I peed a little. 🤦‍♂️

Please put more material like this out in the world. A LOT of people enjoy it.

"She called her self aunt jemima" lmfao 😂😂😂😍

RIP Kevin Barnett. Fly with the birds BIRDLUGER

I love this unrealistic diverse group of friends. Like a damn benetton commercial up in njah

just from that split second opening, thought they were all gay.

"Señorita Ashley". lol!! That was awesome

"She licenses to Pitt Bull, by her self.".... "Them pancakes were good though.".... "She held me captive for 12 weeks."...

The new meaning of "uncensored" is apparently "heavily censored".

Arturo Castro....The new master of disguise

I love this, in one table there are a mix of sexualities and all of them are obviously friends. ❤

RIP Kevin ❤️

His deadpan 😐 delivery is everything.😂🤣

Am i the only one that watch the ad before the video and is about to comment about but then realizes that not everyone get the same ad

Yeah the need for headphones is super necessary

Lol. Imagine sitting next to them when they're having this conversation

RIP Kevin Barnett. Seriously funny guy.

I m surprised, I wouldn't have guessed any of these fellas were into dating women....

SOOO many drinks on that table. Those drinks are suffering in silence and need to get drunk! Also, the cilantro in the tub? LOL.

how inexperienced people in longterm abusive relationships be like

BEST SHOW IN THIS CENTURY!!! LOVED THE "WORLD'S WORST TRANSLATOR" LMAOOO

😂😂😂 wtf is this show and why has no one told me about it

“She violated at least 5 of the Geneva conventions” 💀💀💀💀

- I'm from Connecticut! - But still, in spite of that, your English is good. Caught me offguard hahaha.

I love the drinks kept getting more and more.

2:29 I'm weak 😂 I wasn't expecting that

Drone strike LOl.. Also all these dudes gonna really pretend they ain’t gay, and apparently are dating all these women just for the benefits of pants, pancakes, laundry, and w/e. I like how the Asian kept it real though ✊

That Maroon 5 line was 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"My husband is Asian like me....." he seemed so disgusted🤣

“She called it a drone strike” 😂 fucking brilliant

The kite runner part had me dying

Very funny skit. Great actors. RIP Kevin Barnett 😢

I like how each one of them has LEGIT at least 4 drinks 🍹 🍸 🍷 🥃 🍺 🥂

The table, watch the table. The drinks, the drinks, they multiply

These sketches have me crying 😂🤣😂

I thought this was supposed to be uncensored!?!

these are the types of guys to wear rompers

I saw him at a bar in Hollywood and he was lowkey. Everyone respected his privacy. He seems super cool!

actors... acting straight.

A drone strike, bruh lmao

"My husband is Asian, like me" _"Oh..."_

Guys don't meet up with their friends to gossip and drink flirty cocktails. They should study straight men more.

I want to gouge his (Arturo Castro) eyes out watching his character on Narcos, and even though he looks exactly the same here - as soon as I watch the first scene, the hatred is gone! What a great actor.

I'm ashamed of myself for finishing this video.

Umm these guys dont look like they even like girls

3:16 she is just so gorgeous to me