Alton Brown reviews Amazon's dumbest kitchen gadgets

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Celebrity chef and Thyme Lord Alton Brown is no fan of "unitaskers" -- kitchen gadgets with only one purpose. But maybe these Amazon offerings aren't so bad.
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Alton Brown is hitting the road in 2016 for the "Alton Brown Live: Eat Your Science Tour." Fans can expect new puppets, songs and potentially dangerous culinary demonstrations. Tickets are on sale now: AltonBrownLive.com.
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CREDITS:
Written by Alton Brown and Allison Keves
Developed by Monica Riese, Evan Weiss, Jessica Wakeman and Allison Keves
Filmed by Diana Ecker
Produced by Allison Keves
Edited and directed by Matt Silverman
Executive producer: Josh Rubin
MUSIC:
"Do Do Do" by Silent Partner
Let's Do It by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena
"Girl from Ipanema," recording by Planner Music Event: / the-girl-from-ipanema-...
VIDEO B-ROLL:
Cooking With Jack Show: • Veggetti - As Seen On TV
Stephanie Manley: • OXO 3 in 1 Avocado Sli...
Chop Busters: • Video
Vitility: • Tomato slicer
Source: Chicagojunkhauler: • Video
Cave Tools: • Video

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@coffeesticks_03 8 лет назад

The day Food Network brings back a new season of Good Eats will be the happiest day of my life

@Greshgore 8 лет назад

I know he could have easily gotten a new season just out of all the times he said "but that's another show" love Alton and Good Eats. In a minor way he/it taught me how to cook

@alexcole2443 8 лет назад

Same, at least I can watch it on Netfix.

@sourmatt2909 8 лет назад

isn't he also on cutthroat kitchen?

@alexcole2443 8 лет назад

Matthew Parraga He's the host of it, yes.

@corsaircarl9582 7 лет назад

Alton is the reason I got into cooking school. He was like the Bill Nye of food. He explained cooking in a way I understood, oddly enough if you think about cooking like chemistry, it is *A LOT* more easy to think about and makes it a lot less complicated. I got one more semester before I graduate, and I'm thanking Alton the whole time.

@kesomon 4 года назад

no remarks on the fact he was introduced as 'Alton Brown, Thyme Lord.'

@blu_laza 4 года назад

kesomon yo wtf..

@femmefuntime 4 года назад

He is The Chef and he’s only regenerated once

@death2boredom338 4 года назад

It took me till my third rewatch to notice lol

@michaelchallis4129 4 года назад

See, because thyme sounds like time.

@planescaped 4 года назад

@@michaelchallis4129 Do you think it might of have been a Doctor Who reference? Nah, probably wasn't...

@burnerjack01 4 года назад

Nobody mixes humor, sarcasm, science and an incredible body of cooking knowledge like Alton. Nobody. The man is a legend.,

@DarthTwilight Год назад

Considering he was the protagonist in I am Legend...

@HOTD108_ Год назад

@@DarthTwilight No?

@JosephDalrymple 4 года назад

I like how he legitimately broke a set lamp, kept his composure, and they just kept rolling

@OscarScheepstra_Artemis_ 7 лет назад

The Rollie is the worst fleshlight I have ever bought.

@bearleesurviving4552 7 лет назад

ouch....

@nerys71 7 лет назад

depends. on or off :-)

@cyranthus 7 лет назад

Either!? XD

@xuliaxis 7 лет назад

Yeah? I was thinking about buying it because I wanted something that could heat itself quickly but I guess I'll pass...

@makarabaduk1754 7 лет назад

Just don't set it to "scramble"

@Peldyn 6 лет назад

I could not stop laughing when he reached the rolle. Obviously it has performance anxiety

@Birdbike719 5 лет назад

Check out thr Vivian Tries review of the Rolle. Funniest review ever.

@brianm6337 5 лет назад

Funny how this video is sponsored by Viagra.

@RippedupRefuge 5 лет назад

I laughed so hard at the rollie. Its gross

@jcbvortex22 4 года назад

Egg Rollie’s are better circumcised!

@Giobemo 4 года назад

"a beautiful, succulent... tube... of egg" 🤣 "It's 'cause you guys are starin' at him!" 😭

@h.o.g.956 4 года назад

I feel like he's just reviewing products for future Cutthroat Kitchen sabotages.

@CraftQueenJr 4 года назад

Nathan Highfill yep.

@reagan4888 4 года назад

Oh yes absolutely

@thomas_manfredo 4 года назад

Even though the show is over?

@CT-5736-Bladez 4 года назад

I miss that show so much

@madeleinemcilroy8061 4 года назад

Ikr I love cutthroat kitchen

@onlyvirginiapeanuts 8 лет назад

I'm dying. This is hilarious. I hope he does more of this type of thing.

@dailydot 8 лет назад

We'll ask him back soon!

@onlyvirginiapeanuts 8 лет назад

+The Daily Dot I hope!

@BimmerBabe 8 лет назад

+Nick Kominitsky yes the rollie got me!

@onlyvirginiapeanuts 8 лет назад

+Bobby-John Ford Your comment was a real turd in the punch bowl. Thanks for making my day a little worse.

@onlyvirginiapeanuts 8 лет назад

+Bobby-John Ford how's your day going? looking forward to the weekend?

@jamesgretsch4894 7 лет назад

I'm a big Alton Brown fan. He's my fave Food Network personality.

@weeman9100 7 лет назад

Same here, as a kid I really loved the show good eats. He's made for tv.

@Pengin910 7 лет назад

he's the only one with self awareness. he knows he's not the best chef in the world and says the stuff he's doing is his way and he backs up his claims with research in his shows.

@jamesgretsch4894 7 лет назад

Penguinsaurus wish he would open a restaurant like the other celebrity chefs. He's the only celebrity chef I want to go to his restaurant.

@justrev6755 7 лет назад

I love Good Eats. I grew up watching the Beakman show, seeing seeing science and cooking combine hilariously got me hooked the moment I watched it.

@Ocelot80524 7 лет назад

i've watched this guy since i was a kid and i get excited every time he does something else. his skits are cheesy but like was said, he's self aware. hilarious and informative. i'm so glad he's still around and i found this lmao. a year late but still. made my morning

$@rackinfrackin$

@rackinfrackin 4 года назад

I've heard of fluffy omelets before, but that Rollie needs its own "fluffer."

@kellyhoward6941 4 года назад

omg, that's hysterical!

@RCola1217 4 года назад

That is just too perfect of a play on words 😂!

@pegianddon 2 года назад

I hate EVERYTHING about you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@daemonelectricity 3 года назад

Alton Brown: "Don't buy single use tools." Also Alton Brown: "So this is a knife I only use on Saturdays during a waning moon phase."

@flamingpi2245 2 года назад

I know right? He tried to replicate gyro shawarma with a complicated setup involving two prong like spits that hold the little meatloaf

@jengillies9747 Год назад

Extremely late reply, but exactly. Meanwhile my garlic press is in constant use because I apparently like to have bad breath on a regular basis and it works substantially better at speeding up the entire getting-cloves-of-garlic-into-tiny-bits-and-into-a-pan/bowl process than anything else in my kitchen (and keeps the reek contained to its designated device, instead of rendering a food processor garlicky until it can be properly washed). Single use tools are amazing when they're genuinely the right tool for the job and it's a job the things you cook on a regular basis require.

@Shane-Singleton 4 года назад

I can't blame Alton for not wanting to eat the eggrection.

@alienboy1322 4 года назад

It looks like an egg baked into a condom.

@Arelak 4 года назад

@@alienboy1322 My first thought was that a layer of non-stick lining had come out when it began emerging.

@venuspluto67 4 года назад

More like eggscrement.

@doofkhwetty 4 года назад

I would have gone with eggscretion. \o.O/

@notaprogrammer7970 4 года назад

We all know he ate it later.

@failarmy 8 лет назад

That egg thing though..

@benjamingreen9540 8 лет назад

+FailArmy how did you get here ?

@jesseharrington9395 8 лет назад

lol fail army

@FoodLifeHacks 8 лет назад

+FailArmy Hi ;)

@thedancnwolf6670 8 лет назад

It's him!!! I'm in the army are you in it?

@slothoverlord3984 8 лет назад

Lol hello failarmy what are you doing here?

@matthewcooper4248 3 года назад

This came out five years ago and it's on my recommended again, I have no complaints.

@jhook8668 4 года назад

I love how one of the products he reviewed, that i personally own, was met with a honest review.. The Culinary Claws make you feel like a badass when pulling apart meat.. lol

@canorth Год назад

Honestly sort of like the idea of it. I make pulled pork a lot and ripping it with forks takes forever and is a legit wrist workout

@christopherpeery8968 6 лет назад

“These arent meat shredders, this is a lifestyle.” Im dying XD

@WarBeasty 6 лет назад

Shredding meat IS a lifestyle!!! :D

@soniao8886 5 лет назад

I’m disabled and unable to grip forks with any strength. For me, the Wolverine meat shredders are a godsend.

@SonofSethoitae 5 лет назад

@@soniao8886 Really? What makes them easier to grip? Not sarcasm, just so you know

@louie9373 5 лет назад

That's what you buy for a feminist who cooks.

@timothywarren7712 3 года назад

For real tho, I make pulled pork, and buffalo chicken dip regularly for football snacks, and these things are 5 stars worth it. Makes shredding meats 1000 times easier. Couldn't be more happy with them.

@Ben-qz6kg 7 лет назад

17 minutes for a tube of egg. What a time to be alive

@Swoher 4 года назад

Anyone else catch that he threw the claws and broke one of his backlight lamps at 1:53 ?

@andregoepfert2745 4 года назад

Nice catch!

@desent493 4 года назад

thanks, I was wondering what the shattering sound was!

@scarymeunster9095 4 года назад

Hell, I thought it was one of those joke shattering SFX for when you throw something.

@uglybecca6713 4 года назад

And didnt even flinch lol. Thats commitment.

@CyberKirby 3 года назад

I knew something seemed off.

@Arelak 4 года назад

We need more Alton Brown reviews, this was hilarious!!!

@Saccillia 8 лет назад

I feel ashamed that what grabbed my attention was how skillfully and carefully he was able to break those eggs and guide the unbroken yolks into the small device.

@raem7846 8 лет назад

... that's what she said?

@Saccillia 8 лет назад

+RAE M well I am a she. so yes I said it.

@1997jankuschef 7 лет назад

Want you two to know that I truly enjoyed the brief banter exhibited here

@Mumbamumba 7 лет назад

Rollie, because who doesn't want a device that combines the preparation of food with the aesthetics of pooping?

@carlosluque2346 6 лет назад

makes the whole thing come full circle when you think about it

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 6 лет назад

Yes, and Alton's groan of relief as it came out was perfect. 😄

@nuclear_wizard 4 года назад

"The Food Network show you saw this on was called CUTTHROAT KITCHEN. It was used as a SABOTAGE." And there's me. On the floor. Dying of laughter.

@katherineaw8574 4 года назад

Wonderful! Alton Brown has actually become even more likeable and camera savvy. He's so funny and great, and really very informative, too. Loved Good Eats back in the day. i'm glad it's back!

@DanielRomero 8 лет назад

I think we need Alton to review every gadget that comes out xD

@dailydot 8 лет назад

On it.

@AlexanderRuiz 8 лет назад

+DarGadgetZ Fancy seeing you here! I agree with this, though XD It was great!

@KillaKern 8 лет назад

+The Daily Dot This video made me subscribe. More videos with this guy reviewing stiff would be awesome.

@dfmmaxibillion7725 8 лет назад

+The Daily Dot yessss make this a series!

@J4KETS 8 лет назад

+The Daily Dot seriously, this guys hilarious.

@robyn4111 7 лет назад

Something that looks like a fleshlight and shits out eggs? Add it to my christmas list.

@jefftreseder4358 7 лет назад

I am SUCH an egg slut!

@danielw.7705 4 года назад

Alton Brown mixed my love for science and passion for cooking in one show -- Good Eats. Will always admire him and have mad love for him.

@jerrycargill5062 4 года назад

His absolute best comeback is "you already have one". Can be applied to any gadget. My favorite is the "quesadilla maker". You already have one: a frying pan. How about the Margarita Maker? You already own one: a blender.

@Boxermom0317 Год назад

Thank you! I always say that ; garlic roaster? Aluminum foil. English Muffin separator? It's called a fork. :)

@BellaPigeon1 8 лет назад

Alton Brown will forever be my favorite Food Network chef, and this is one of the reasons why

@edwardmarshall2035 8 лет назад

I love Alton Brown. The Polka dot bowtie, the demeanor, and the voice. I'm not big on TV or celebrities, but somehow I actually enjoyed Good Eats.

@MrAnonymous825 7 лет назад

Edward Marshall u

@demi5982 7 лет назад

He's Southern that's why! He always keeps it comically real!!

@hellogoodbye2424 6 лет назад

BellaPigeon1 Gordon Ramsey is like that strict dad But Alton Brown is that cool uncle that gives you playboy magazines

@swiftset 6 лет назад

he used to be my fav, until i found out he's said some shitty things. oh well, that's why you don't look into the celebs you like.

@shayden5289 7 лет назад

I swear to god, Alton Brown has got to moonlight as a comedian because this was flipping hilarious.

@ItTakesTwoReviews 6 лет назад

Sha`yden his live shows are amazing! Theyre 70% comedy with 30% food science

@luannapierce2544 4 года назад

Alton Brown, I adore your sense of humor, your intelligence, and your creativity. I cannot imagine why you are not already an iron chef unless of course, you do not want to be. Thank you for your return and revisiting of good eats shows. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

@chinga06181977 4 года назад

The Rollie... LMAO!! This is really entertaining. Love your commentaries!

@informationyes 7 лет назад

seriously no one would mess with you in a fight if wore those kitchen wolverine claws

@LongLiveTheKOP 7 лет назад

Alton Brown is a national treasure.

@gypsybelle4757 4 года назад

Omg! 🤣The Rollie...with the studded grip collar...I just can’t...😂😂. My day is officially made. Brilliant!

@k.i.t.tthebuild1243 4 года назад

Thanks for the laughter! I needed that more than any of the products you've mentioned!

@singedrac 8 лет назад

Hey man that strawberry thing at the beginning isn't a unitasker. You can slice hard boiled eggs for salads (which I never have). But also black olives for pizza toppings and garlic sausage for mac and cheese (I do this ALL THE TIME.)

@dailydot 8 лет назад

Fair enough.

@BobertJunior1025 8 лет назад

+singedrac That is doing one task over and over with different items. Just because scissors can be used to cut a plethora of items doesn't mean it's not a unitasker.

@c12345678910c 8 лет назад

Just buy a quality knife set

@She1byCakes77 8 лет назад

+singedrac Or just get the normal shaped (and larger) egg slicer and use it for all of that stuff and mushrooms.

@singedrac 8 лет назад

+Max Lorge Let's agree to disagree on this topic.

@davorianware1382 7 лет назад

Alton Brown would be the coolest grandpa.

@joshuameyers3681 4 года назад

It took me half a decade but I finally found this video. It was damn hilarious. Great work Alton and team.

@cheyenneracquael6785 4 года назад

I was not ready for that rollie review😂😂😂 I'm floored 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

@hunterhenryk 7 лет назад

I'm going to get a Rollie because I saw it on an Alton Brown video. I like how they provide purchase links for all these products he says he's not endorsing.

@kingdavey90 7 лет назад

henryk077 , I am also getting a Rollie. Eggs time!!

@nerys71 7 лет назад

that is because people will scream bloody murder if they don't provide links.

@drumbum7999 6 лет назад

best part is they're affiliate links too meaning The Daily Dot makes commision off purchases through the links. what the actual fuck.

@garfoonga1 6 лет назад

It's the buzzfeed model. Literally half of buzzfeed is commercials "americans try british snack" "Irish try american beer" etc. The other half of buzzfeed is garbage manufactured to divide the country with articles like "What every man should work on when interacting with animals" or "why every white man should quit their job"

@Dylanland234 6 лет назад

It's just proper internet etiquette to provide links and info. Alton Brown is a genius. He wouldn't buy into this crap.

@squarepotatoes 5 лет назад

Alton is the best type of chaotic neutral also the background music was perfect

@Cnightz 4 года назад

The last bit was hilarious, Alton Brown killed it. "STOP STARRING AT IT!!! LOL!!!

@paulandreasen2297 4 года назад

So happy to see Alton Brown doing short videos. We all love his work. I do not care for Cutthroat Kitchen, but LOVE good eats. My favorite episode was "Oats". Keep up the excellent work!

@SmashBroD 2 года назад

Sew, you want too make-a Haggis

@matthias8122 7 лет назад

My feelings about certain unitaskers, like fancy produce peelers and corers, is to only buy them if you are going to use them A LOT. Like, buy a strawberry corer if you make a bath tub's worth of strawberry jam every year, or an avocado cutter if you are on some weird avocado diet.

@Dan_The_Dude 7 лет назад

Meghan Hirsh also some of them, especially the ones that help with slicing, handling, timing, etc can be very helpful for people with disabilities. Someone that struggles with fine motor control can have a hard time chopping things like strawberries, so having the strawberry chopper would help them a lot

@sammelia1 7 лет назад

Meghan Hirsh totally agree with u😌

@vociferonheraldofthewinter2284 6 лет назад

You're so correct. I once was peeling so many apples that it actually became worth it to buy a dedicated apple peeler/corer/slicer. Used it at least once a week and it saved me so much time. Now that I'm not selling apple pies any more, I just use a knife. But it had its purpose at one point.

@TheBusyJane 6 лет назад

You're supposed to core strawberries with a straw. That's why they're called STRAWberries.

@ATCRyderX 8 лет назад

"Whats for Breakfast, Dear? OH NOT EGG COCKS AGAIN!"

@Kryptnyt 7 лет назад

*domestic violence ensues*

@idahofarmgal2331 5 лет назад

Wait..........roosters don't lay eggs....................(do they??)

@Catarinawon 4 года назад

Omg how about Veggetti noodles with eggpecker fir breakfast?

@amandaperkins852 4 года назад

I laughed way harder at this comment than I should have lol

@lilbit7133 4 года назад

The Rollie tho. Literally Rollie-ing on the floor laughing my butt off! 🤣 Thanks, A.B.

@Martina1192 Год назад

That little breakfast sandwich maker at 2:50 is actually fantastic. Works perfectly. We love it and use it often!

@legrandex 7 лет назад

VEGGETTI WHAT DOES THE SCANER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL

@viviantristesse1003 7 лет назад

It's over 9000?

@TheLKStar 7 лет назад

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dragonborn5832 7 лет назад

9,000!!!

@ultimakewl 7 лет назад

The Veggetti Star was supposed to allow me to cheat on my diet! How could this be?!?!?

@Efreeti 7 лет назад

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

@Reodor_Felgen 4 года назад

Who the hell makes a salad and eats it one week later?!

@alexojideagu 4 года назад

Someone who wants to die of E-Coli

@LoveSnoopy1962 4 года назад

I was thinking they used it to make carrot spaghetti or something like that and then cut it up for the salad. Make the salad a week later and find a piece of the tool in it from the veg they cut up. Just thinking.

@christiandenton2174 4 года назад

Stop thinking Terri no one likes that everyone is here to talk shit hahaha

@nicevers 4 года назад

I actually liked my veggie sharpener. You know that thing you can do with candy canes if you suck on the end and make a little dagger? Picture that with a cucumber

@littleloulou1 4 года назад

Someone who obviously lied...thinking that they were making a point.

@mariakellis4514 4 года назад

hahahahaha - i am still laughing - this was the funniest video I have seen in a while! I was laughing out loud most of the time. thank you for this good cheer!

@izzyrazzbuffnik2326 4 года назад

Excellent. I love the way how you present.

@apunnojustice7475 7 лет назад

Dammit Netflix why would you get rid of this guy he is AMAZING

@notmousse 5 лет назад

He was on Netflix? He was fired from Netflix?!?!

@ScottKorin 5 лет назад

Good Eats was on Netflix for awhile. Now it isn't

@Tydorstus 5 лет назад

And that is why.i spent monet buying all the eposides on Google play

@galvaniccorsair 5 лет назад

I'm just glad I binged every episode on Netflix

@roarshach13 7 лет назад

What the actual hell is the point to the Rollie? Who the hell would want eggs like that? It looks like someone is pooping upside down

@jameslaidler4259 7 лет назад

roarshach13 Techmoan from England tried one of those a while back. Was similarly disappointing.

@BixbyConsequence 7 лет назад

I think the idea is you now have a "sausage" or "hot dog" but it's made out of egg, so less fat than using meat.

@jameslaidler4259 7 лет назад

Meh. Still doesn't cook well or thoroughly.

@SurgStriker 7 лет назад

Maybe vegetarians want sausage too? Better question is why the hell did they call it "rollie"...it doesn't make a rolled omelette or anything similar, should be called "log-gie" or "eggdick"

@jameslaidler4259 7 лет назад

Oh dear.

@MrChristian 4 года назад

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!! This is a classic!!!

@byronwickline 4 года назад

this guy is funny, refreshing to see a guy with his own humor, love his presentation

@tazmason8018 7 лет назад

My mom bought the meat shredders and I pretend to be wolverine

@xunesin 7 лет назад

I bought my mom a set of meat shredders for Xmas so she can pretend to be wolverine. It came with a set of the zoidberg looking claw pot holders too. I think she put both in her kitchen junk drawer.

@Moonbutnosun 7 лет назад

xune sinafey I bought the meat shredders a set of mom

@edwardtakoch5181 7 лет назад

I definitely like the shredders over a fork, it's so much easier and hassle free especially when you don't have to have multiple utensils first to pull it out then pull it apart. Soooo much easier than a fork even if you aren't doing 100lbs per day.

@scottmarshall6766 4 года назад

I watched this a couple of years ago, laughed just as hard this time. Congrats Alton on the re-release of Good Eats, may you have years more of success!

@techfreak244 4 года назад

I know right. I've seen this many times and still laugh my ass off. He needs to do more of these

@3asianassassin 4 года назад

Wait WHAT!? My favorite shoe on television is back? WOOOO

@pkawesome6230 4 года назад

@@techfreak244 yes more of these ahaha

@seiyuokamihimura5082 4 года назад

Thanks Alton Brown! I got my strawberry slicer today, And my children couldn't be more afraid!

@beafalcon3522 4 года назад

The Rollie had me dying of laughter. Missed rest of video😂😂😂😂

@sinandcyanide7505 6 лет назад

I saw the strawberry thing the other day and thought, "why can't I use one of those hard boiled egg slicers? Or, you know...a knife?"

@ar-gaming9014 6 лет назад

you get a cookie for being smarter then 85% of people and a slice of pie for not being lazy and using a knife lol i'm being serious people today think this says eggs cant use that and we have strawberry slicers because people are to lazy to use a knife it sad really

@sinandcyanide7505 6 лет назад

AR-Gaming I eat my strawberries whole or cut in half, too, so it's extra stupid for me. If I wanted a sliced strawberry on top of a cake or something, it'd probably look nicer with a knife, too.

@cavareenvius7886 6 лет назад

Best thing i ever saw was the Banana Box/ Apple Box Yes, a box that is shaped like a banana/apple. Because nobody has tupperware at home

@chrissimon8368 6 лет назад

Don't drink the kool aid.

@AlexO-sx6ff 5 лет назад

That item could come in handy as a defensive weapon if your fiercest rival come at you unexpectedly. Other than that it's useless.

@jaytonhawkins2872 7 лет назад

Thyme lord lmao

@salmonfish1145 7 лет назад

Jayton Hawkins Omg until you said it here, I just realised 'Time Lord' 😂

@LordLuciferAlmighty666 4 года назад

The sandwich maker is actually pretty great and you can also make little omelets as well.

@kellyhoward6941 4 года назад

This sent me into a laughter-induced asthma attack (yes, there's such a thing). Totally worth it.

@jasminewash2468 8 лет назад

I love Alton Brown I watch all of his shows. After, I started to Good Eats I would hooked on Alton Brown shows. He has such a likeable personality and he funny.

@mizuko2001 8 лет назад

I love him too. Miss Good Eats.

@Naplesfrank154 8 лет назад

I wish AB would go back to the original show that made him a famed culinary star. Every show other than Good Eats is so dumb, I'm surprised that he'd put his name on them. Please bring back GOOD EATS!!!

@drdestructo1112 8 лет назад

+Frank Daniels I agree...but...working brings in money...even dumb stuff.

@KromeDragon 8 лет назад

+jasmines will And he's phoine.

@shahzebkhan8352 8 лет назад

+Zeneki vuzswe

@goodgirl111100 6 лет назад

I have loved Alton Brown ever since I was a kid, never missing an episode of Good Eats, or Iron Chef America. So glad to see he is still joking about unitaskers!! I don't have a single unitaskers in my cooking life, and I never will!!

@jjaniero 4 года назад

omg, the egg producer is priceless, alton you are too good for this world

@mppsnco 4 года назад

03:45 "beautiful" and "succulent" are words that do not come to mind when I think of a "tube of egg"

@RealCyclops 5 лет назад

Technically, due to Good Eats... YES, WE HAVE BEEN IN YOUR KITCHEN AND KNOW YOU HAVE A MUFFIN PAN!!! lol

@Xskills16 4 года назад

No, he has a popover pan now!

@yoitsjesse4522 7 лет назад

Nothing quite like watching a tube shit out an egg log.

@cuzuvmcvoy 2 года назад

The egg got shy right away... "STOP STARING!"

@RyanPaton 4 года назад

This is hilarious! Please do more of these videos!

@Nasreenart 7 лет назад

Alton Brown belongs on the Internet.

@sinandcyanide7505 6 лет назад

Nasreen No! He belongs EVERYWHERE.

@MrMedotaku 7 лет назад

A device which poops out cooked eggs? I'm in

@jerricho11 7 лет назад

The fact that you saw that and thought of pooping is the most innocent thing EVER... of all time.

@DoomRater 7 лет назад

jerricho11 To be fair, I did too... and I have weird fetishes.

@markbrown713 6 лет назад

I poop out cooked eggs but it doesn't look anything like that...

@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 5 лет назад

Only innocent if they aren't Japanese {Sees name} _oh_

@jimha5621 4 года назад

Omg. I cannot believe I have only just discovered this channel. Subscribed!

@air2838 4 года назад

I haven't laughed so hard during quarantine. Bless Alton! One the og food network stars!!

@Vouax 7 лет назад

You had me at Alton Brown

@bearform666 6 лет назад

Why don't you marry him?

@DanknDerpyGamer 5 лет назад

(On pronouncing Veggetti) "I'm not really comfortable saying either of those words" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AlexandraLynch1 4 года назад

I have one and actually like it for its given use: Making zucchini into spaghetti, say, for someone who can't eat pasta. And it's not so big that I have trouble storing it. It's like using a big pencil sharpener.

@justwavs7554 4 года назад

@Sponge Bob Vagetti ?

@AuroraLalune 4 года назад

@@AlexandraLynch1 Kiddos friend's mom can't have gluten due to a disorder she has so I can see how that would be useful. We got something like it to turn veggies into noodles to be healthy though. Lol I like using alternatives and we buy spinach noodles etc. In my case it's just another vehicle to shovel nutrition veggies into better half(since kiddo himself is not the one with the avoidance issues). Although that someone could find the blades broken bits in things is outright terrifying.

@jcbvortex22 4 года назад

Veggetti Italian for vagina!

@frenchtoast1953 4 года назад

My mom has one of these, she doesn’t use it that much.

@melonyrash4543 4 года назад

I have watched this video over and over again and it just gets funnier everytime

@NewportMamabear 4 года назад

OMGOSH the Rollie! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

@shintopig 8 лет назад

His voice at 4:27 . . . You're welcome (and all sickos).

@midnitemufassa 8 лет назад

+shintopig thanks bro u saved my life

@4everuruguay 8 лет назад

+midnitemufassa the, I 0 in his 0l

@MagusFyre 8 лет назад

+shintopig lol i think that was his intention.

@MallorcaOrcas 8 лет назад

+shintopig But is that the sound he makes when he poops or has an orgasm? Or both?

@farahanfarahan 8 лет назад

MagusFyre You know how much I love the fact that the only thing in my life

@jaelonquixote 6 лет назад

Can it truly be called a unitasker when it lets you transform into Wolverine AND shred meat? Can it Alton?? Can it??? You are truly my favorite food network celebrity!

@loisannarter2263 4 года назад

👏👏👏Also loved the Good Eats program! I love that you told how individual ingredients reacted with each other and why you used them in the recipe. When you know that, you can make up your own recipes.🥰 I’m a fan!

@Soxruleyanksdrool Год назад

Good Eats teaches the difference between following a recipe and knowing how to cook. When you know how to cook, you can often substitute ingredients the dish calls for that you might not have on hand with other ingredients that work just as well or better. That's why it is such a great show.

@mathewgore8121 4 года назад

Watching that last thing shit out it’s egg log, I was dying laughing.

@JamieOfCourse 7 лет назад

This man is a treasure.

@markschenher4559 4 года назад

I was given the Good Eats series on DVD as a birthday gift and it was probably the best gift I ever received Learned a lot from those episodes Alton, keep on educating America!

@ohdaUtube 4 года назад

Next step for you: Food lab by Kenji Lopez. Alton 2.0

@nobodyimportant2470 4 года назад

If you still get Food Network you can watch new episodes. Good Eats is back for S15 starting 8-25-19.

@judsonkr 4 года назад

The Good Eats series on DVD and the entire The Far Side collection in 2-15 pound books are my 2 favorite gifts ever.

@HaotheEnd 2 года назад

I have a set of meat claws. Stainless steel. Not to shred meat. I use them to pick up large cuts of meat. The claws get between the grill grates and keeps the bark in tact on my barbecue. Also, when searing prime rib, or strip loin roast on the grill, I use them rotate the meat so I can sear all sides. Gloves always burnt through.

@cookingshellybean 4 года назад

Omg I love the breakfast maker roast 😂

@herooftime2889 8 лет назад

best vid ever

@dailydot 8 лет назад

Thanks!

@SKYLANDBAK 8 лет назад

Apart from all the others that are better..

@zentertainer217 5 лет назад

So i bought the meat claws for 50 cents from a thrift store for digging quartz crystals in montana... Metal gardening tools can scratch and break them... But i originally had no idea what th were atually for

@MaximilianonMars 5 лет назад

Being Wolverine, that was established in the video!

@Latomian 5 лет назад

Nice try, Wolverine. We know it’s you.

@weirdasscandyreview3254 4 года назад

Soooo...how well did the claws work for quartz mining?

@SavageGreywolf 4 года назад

Wolverine, quartz miner

@briangregus5225 4 года назад

@Plasma Storm73 I like them too man! Mine didn't cost a mere 50 cents (there are many versions out there) but it's great for lifting up and shredding pork butt.

@kyjimbo511 4 года назад

Those meat shredding claws make the BEST meat tenderizing tools ever. I use them all the time for stabbing meat before tenderizing or marinating. They are very comfortable to use even with my arthritic hands!

@paulakaye2108 4 года назад

Thank you Alton!!! I'm laughing too hard to type properly! "Some things are worth waiting for..." Rollie's completed "eggrection in a broken condom", (thank you to whomever actually posted this first; I love you!!!), is *not* one of them! This was *hilarious* !

@lemon_macaroon_1777 5 лет назад

Now I see why my sense of humor is the way it is after growing up watching Good Eats

@dontbemean3942 4 года назад

Advanced_Sand it’s not a good type of humour btw ... best of luck

@ROGER2095 8 лет назад

I used those bear claws to open corrugated cardboard boxes that have been hot-glued shut. Works very fast, doesn't destroy the box, and saves my fingers.