"It is believed that the combination of profanity and threats, combined with subtle variations in their seemingly-universal screaming, conceal an advanced tactical battle language known only to the battle-brothers of the Angry Marines. When asked about this, the author was informed by a chaplain that he should do something by-all-accounts physiologically impossible with his genitals and ear canal." -Adept Sicaro Vant, "On the Chapters"
Yesterday night, I was playing Deathwatch with some friends. The Black Templar jumped off a roof, did a rolling land (while crushing a cultist beneath him) hoisted said cultist and threw him hard enough to kill another cultist with him. Later they killed a raptor, stuck a melta bomb to his body and tossed him off the roof into a trench full of cultists. They did me proud and the angry marines would have admired chaos being skullfucked and reminded how much the Emperor hates them.
Mr_awesome88 I don't know dude. The one moment i read through the Angry Marines Codex, the next i feel nothing else than angryness and hate for everything and everyone.
"On the topic of the Angry Marines: during crusade on a world on the outer edges of the Eye of Terror, a company of Angry Marines had engaged heretical forces and among them was a demon. It was when they fought the demon that an unexpected event had occurred: the demon was witnessed to mutate in such a fashion that several of what appeared to be scrotums had grown out of the demon's exterior. The Angry marines then kicked and stomped on these scrotums with their power boots until the vile spawn of the warp was destroyed. Whether this indicates that the Angry Marines have some latent psychic abilities or this is by some other cause, continued observation is recommended." -Report by the Ordo Malleus for private circulation in Inquisition Conclave Scarus, year 973, M41
*FUCKING HERETICS! PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE BUSINESS END OF **_A POWER BATTLE BARGE_** SO YOU GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE! ALSO, WHY IS THERE NO DOUBLE CAPS!?!?*
Commissar John Fuklaw is with the Angry Marines because they're the only ones who can handle his ANGER. And they fight better because they can't stand to be shown up by an old man, no matter how angry! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
what are you talking about????? the angry marines hold commissar fuklaw in complete and total contempt. his would you react if some old guy turned out to be better than you in everything, even though you are all sons of the emperor???
sekireialpha While my lore-knowledge is not good enough to apparently know they do not like him. ...then again, don't they hate, well, pretty much everything? As for me...well, if a normal dude could do that, I'd hold him in awe.
A damned good song... Even if I can't understand a word of it... It still fits the Angry marines and I don't have to tear my ear-drums out because of it being a screaming death metal.
His name is Commissar Fuklaw, and he was assigned to the Angry Marines because there was no where else to put him. You see, he's like a Dirty Harry, so old and mean, but also deadly that they didn't want to get rid of him. So, they sent him to the Angry Marines where he can still do real damage.
Logan Snider And the fact that he got stuck there makes the Angry Marines even MORE mad because he's tagging along and don't wanna get shown up by some pansy human wannabe.
The angry marines are the embodiment of the god emperors anger...they kick asses because he cannot kick asses anymore since being confined to the golden throne.
Fun fact: Orks have adopted Angry marine battle tactics, considering that both are primary melee fighters and reckless as all get out it was inevitable.
If the angry marines were ever present when a Living Saint became manifest it would become something far more angry. That is what is at 2:25, an Angry Saint.
*Rogal Dorn talking to an angry marine* According to multiple passages in the book of judement, you broke 214 grammar laws with your single suit of power armor.
the song and band is called Vulgaris Magistralis - Heidevolk. theirs a video up with a translation. but the gist of it is vikings riding mamoths being bad asses
Orcaman15 Thats in the next few levels. Right now he at level 5 has a +12 to hit and +9 damage with a bastard sword he one hands, he has no ranged option and a + 10 to intimidate. His armor is yellow with red trim and covered in profanity.
Orcaman15 Heh, will do. He is level 6 fighter now, planning to make him a barbarian soon for rage, but first that taunt skill. And maybe a few dual wielding feats so he can use 2 bastard swords. Each one with a vulgar name, like Asswrecker or (a classic) Throatfucker.
Logan Snider IT'S THE F AS IN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Imperial gaurdsman over vox comms* Sir, we need support, the enem- *static* overrunning our positions, send assistance please! *Space Marine Commander* Affirmitive, Angry Marines are being deployed. *Chaos Sorceror listening in on the communication* Ah fuck.
Andersen William The STC to make power chairs was recovered in the glorious wrestlemania battle of 39.555. Captain Inyourface of the Angry Marines won it after beating up a demon-prince who just claimed to have had an affair with both his wife and mom.
Marines Iratus are one of my favorite homebrew chapters. It's just to bad it's impossible to actually field them using all their cahracteristic weapons and armor.
Its basically a german metal song about a viking Chuck Norris. What better song to describe the Angry Marines?! English Translation I am Vulgaris Magistralis And I ride around on a mammoth I cook my meals on an active volcano A dinosaur I use for my hotdog Wodan and Donar are my distant family But I haven't seen them for ages I only live at night In the dark I ride I am Vulgaris Magistralis And I ride around on a mammoth I am Vulgaris Magistralis And sundays on a mastodont A crazy professor had heard my name came racing to the Achterhoek on his Solex With cameras and lassos he hunts for me But my cave was never discovered and no one saw me I'm a real champion in a real vision I am Vulgaris Magistralis And I ride around on a mammoth I am Vulgaris Magistralis And sundays on a mastodont I slip through the woods of the Achterhoek They want to cast me for the silver screen In the middle of the night I leave my cave Mies Bouwman and Spielberg want me center stage. But they won't get me No, they won't get me No, they won't get me, never, never! I am Vulgaris Magistralis And I ride around on a mammoth I am Vulgaris Magistralis And sundays on a mastodont I am Normalis Archivaris I chisel chronicles into a rock I am Normalis, it is true And the girls I work with my bludgeon
Nah, they're even angry while sleeping. Perhaps even angerier than usual since they're wasting their time sleeping instead of slaughtering heretical bastards or xeno scum. I *would* say the only time they *might* not be angry is when they're dead, but since their souls would be in the immaterium after they died they would probably STILL be inhumanely angry while tearing apart hordes of daemons in constant service to the God Emperor of Mankind. Soooo... They're just eternally angry I guess...
He's their Primarch. After Horus Heresy he went to the Warp (cause that is only place where his anger can be contained) and now he spends eternity fighting daemons. I heard he's having a really good time
primarch nah high level marine yes but asura whom is RAGE incarnate to the point him getting pissed means the death of entire worlds thats there primarch
@@GnosisZX funny thing about doomguy is he has bullshit meta powers so he's always stronger than what he fights essentially a kid saying "always one more than you" so he essentially wins every fight by default
this song sounds like something the Angry Marines would chant when they are merely really pissed. AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!! AHWOOH!!!
Don't worry, I can't understand death metal or screamo despite speaking the language of the bands that "Sing" it over here, if you can even call that shit singing
MCAV that's because it's a regional dialect different from normal official Dutch just enough that accompanied with them yelling makes it hard for people from the Netherlands to understand many words not in official languages stay in dialects for example in what was Frisia the people still say eyrin or something along those lines I might have misspelled it which was Carried over into old English it then was turned into the Middle English eeges which then turned into modern English eggs
Commissar John Fuklaw NOT ANGRY ENOUGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Song name is "Vulgaris Magistralis" by Heidevolk. Click on the link below "Artist" in the video. Its the first song on that page, its also with english translation. Song is even more hilarious if you know the text, it fits the Angry marines pretty much exactly.
It would make sense for the Angry Marines to roll with some Sisters of Battle. You don't see other marines firing themselves out of cannons to get closer to the enemy, and you also don't see ANY marines opting to strip off their armor just so they can carry more sword and get into combat faster. =)
Six Ultramarines were mercilessly beaten with the sacred Gauntlets of Ultramar. They can still hear the battle cry. "STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"
