I ran a few marathons and at the 20 mile mark my body started to shut down and you just go into a trance. I couldn't imagine doing 50 miles, it's beyond comprehension. The drinking part made me laugh. I used to run 5 k's after going out and partying the night before. I ran one after I was out all night. We picked up a friend from work still in the clothes we were out at the bars in and reeking of booze. I came in first in my age bracket. Ran it in 18:25 which isn't crazy fast but fast for me. I was so drunk I dropped my trophy at the podium and I'm sure people we getting drunk off my fumes lol.
Is there any way to get the original? Dear Navajo: joke, /jōk/noun 1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip