"Am I Gonna Get Killed For Getting A Guy A BJ?" | Sammy "The Bull" Gravano 

JB

I’m in tears! 😂😂😂 You can’t make that shit up

Funny how? Do I amuse you?

Could you imagine walking into the bathroom and hearing that between those two??

*you are great (you're)

17:17

“VWOOOP”

lol, yeah that was good. He's so fucking hilarious at times and doesn't even try to be.

me too I thought his sound affects were great. Replayed it like 3 times lol

John Gullo, what part of Sicily is your family from ?

He learnt that in jail lol

@@waynegraham7611 people talk weird in jail, I saw white dudes develop fake Mexican accents over the course of 3 months.

@@waynegraham7611 thats what im saying lol had to have picked that up in jail

Talks like a modern street dude. He's a cool dude

@@Williamtipq yes I’ve seen that to

Im totally adding that to my list of lines I’ve stolen from Mr Bull!! It’s right up there with “Ima blow your head off first then shoot it out with whoever’s in the mood”!

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Cool to know that Pesci is older than Sammy. And Al Pacino is older than Gotti.

His " OH MY GOD" @ 10:20 was epic.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

he sleeps with the cables now.

Histerical bro' ! 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol this was good. I made a remark earlier related to this, but yours takes the cake🎂 Salud🥃

leave the audio guy , take the cannoli's..

@@somedudehisdog134 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

Best line so far no doubt

"... Don't do anything stoopid, if ya get into an argument or it gets crazy Bro, you're not going out in the elevator your going over the balcony, ya get me?!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

That's such an Italian mobster line

That was the funniest part of this clip lmao

Had him killed

In the words of sammy himself if your involved in the killing in anyway it’s your kill

Literally

Haaaaaaa!

😅😅😅😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Steroid and coke will make 4 hours easy haha

Next time I'll break your pump

It should be that easy

It is that easy.

@@forgetaboutitwillya5702 exactly what I said. Pu55y was for sale before pants had pockets

@@samwoods3430 Absolutely .

Me too! Just a great story teller!

I can imagine guys that have lead a life like this, Good or bad, still chasing the money with a youtube channel or not, want to tell these stories, now they finally can., in their twilight years. There aren't many left who were in their prime during the height of Cosa Nostra.

Hilarious. He betrays the guy and murders him , now he’s talking about his most sensitive, private business for clicks on RU-vid. For you to get a chuckle. 😂 sad

Not tommy, Michael debatts

Ima let it slide this time. Epic ballbusting

Similar situation happened to me 3 days ago, but my wife kicked my black ass for it. I won't repeat that again.

😂😂😂 No bro, 4 hours is to much, you gonna be hurtin. Now, I'll let it go this time... 😂😂😂

@@robertvorster8933 loll

They are way to short.

I bet you could 🤣

I'm sorry, I'm dying over here. 😂😂😂

Lol, this is all gold

He does use a lot of the same mannerisms

I'd LOVE to have a few beers with him!! Fucking awesome!!

@ Sir Francis and then order a hooker !.

Crazy how?

Exactly!!!

They said he was open about having to use a pump and sleeping with his house maid while his wife was in the house

Think he’d be okay about tellling the world about the Hooker probably be a bit more pissed about setting his murder up but sammy love you to bits what a guy what a life story and how you tell them is great

🤣🤣🤣 True

@Johnny Caruthers Well that came out of left field.

Sounds like they are ordering cheeseburgers!

Haha I laughed at that comment too.....sounds like something I could hear from anyone I know.

You know you've made it when you're ordering women like the rest of us order take out lol.

That shit was so funny!! This man has to have been so much fun to hang out with!! 😂😂🤣🤣

Sammy must’ve been so much fucking fun to hang out with!! Reminds me of me & my Friends in the Army!!

Sammy: Hey Bro let me see, you think this is the first time im seeing one, drop your pants bro

Stg bro 🤣

"Sammy The Bro"

I get saying Bro until I became an out rider with an outlaw MC club. Those guys are brothers and they say brother not bro. Bro means Bend Right Over to them. I've never said bro since but I get saying it but I just don't do it any longer. I do love Sammy's expressions and the things his sense of humor comes up with. One time he said "If you like this video press like. If you don't like this video press like." I laughed my arse off.

I caught that shit 😂😂😂

I know, I was crackin up... Just press the button...lemme see bro

i dont think hes tryna be funny either thats what makes it that much better ... he starts laughin n shit cuz he knows he’s had an insane life and now lived to tell about it !!!

@@Chris04522 HELL YEAH!

He's not trying at all it's just the old italian mannerisms

Nah, the butterfly Christmas gift was even funnier! LOL!

I cried laughing when he said that. Im like wtf is this the mcdonald's value menu or what😂😂😂😂😂

😅😅😅😅

That really did crack me up

😂😂😂

Exactly!! Too funny right?

Ha, ha, ha, yea this was probably the case

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You SOB!!!! Low blow bro low blow

Disrespectful. But very funny

Hay Matty !! Why youse wanna be a dick bro ?? aaaayyy

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What is my purpose? You pass butter. Oh my god! 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣its these small things that have me laughing the hardesr.

Stop calling them women and referring to them like they're equal to us men! They are just our toys to use up and slap around and toss to the side when we are done with them. Please think before you speak next time.

😂

I thought the same thing, I'm like, "I'm sure he's pissed at ya for setting up the hit on him", Sammy too funny.

I literally was about to post the exact same comment 😂😂😂

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As Hyman Roth would say, "This is the business we've chosen!"

Lol

LMFAO

If they were in Mussolini army the axis would’ve won the war

Right!!! Lmao

"You go if thats yer thing Tommy..." holy fuckin shit lofl

😂good one

"...and 4 hours is to much bro, she was complaining. I'll let it go this time but..." CUT! Hmm, wonder what he said there...

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@@Leadfoot_P71 he was tight he went for 4 hours 🤣🤣🤣

That comment was hilarious 🤣 😭🤣😭

Same. Stories for years with this guy

I have! Thanks to the internet.

@J Huggins try using the left headphone. That’s what it’s playing on

Same

Are you a cop

“You’re not going out in the elevator , you’re going out over the balcony” 😂 “he’s impotent” “now you fucking tell me” 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

🤣 stole my line

Nicely done.

Okay, but after a story like that can we skip the butter?

I am LAUGHING SO HARD AFTER THE STORY WAS TOLD !!!! WHAT A SCREAM !

I've joint rolled a joint for it

@Enoch Powell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@@lildawgrollin 🥜🥜

You busted huh

Yeah I remember it from his book

Bro this story was like an anti depressant for me, made me chuckle like fuck.

@@catchaidshaters the fuck you here for than he’s reliving his past experiences

Same here, my wife was looking at me like I was nuts, the way he explains the details and his mannerisms are hilarious, I could listen to him for hours!

Good thing you had a daughter before Sammy made you laugh your balls off.

Ever hear of a charming sociopath?

They are kinda known for being likabke

Yeah dude thats what to do get a guy involved in 19 murders a talk show 😂😂😂

Naw he’s way better off doing exactly what he is doing and remaining in control of his own story and life

Mickey Cohen, the Mobster who ran LA, did a nightclub act after he got out of Alcatraz. I remember seeing him on the Mike Douglas show when I was a kid. He was another funny, charming guy you could listen to for hours.

Fuckin aye right haha

That's EXACTLY what I thought as soon as he said that lol.. I think this story being told would be the least thing he'd be mad at Sammy about lol

Haha😂😂

I thought the exact same thing.

Get him a hooker one minute, and fill him full of lead the next! Oh the irony! LOL!

5 months

Me too! That was hilarious😂😂😂

Yo literally hahahaha

Yes the pumps dont seem to work as described

@@joefoley1480 I think he is using the wrong term. What he is describing is a penile implant.

Funny how? Like a clown? Like he's here to amuse you?

Yeah, I know, his stories are funny, but I always remember he was a killer. But still fun stories.

@@marcusaurelius8493 and why do you listen, entertainment, education.

@@lynnhauenstein4136 Swooosh..!!! (Its the classic "You are a funny guy" scene from the movie Goodfellas)

@@marcusaurelius8493 thats a good one you had her fooled she didnt get it lol

Clown

Prison ones I’m guessing

@Rohid Nablay he was messing with the guy

@Rohid Nablay he was being sarcastic to the guy, obviously hes not gonna whack or hurt the dude bc he lasted 4 hours w a chick