Amazing Digital Circus characters ranked by who I'd beat in a fight 👊 

Which character would you date tho

It would seem that you forgot about that one scene where jax takes zooble's arm and uses it as a backscratcher and she just STRANGLES HIM WITH IT, she would kill me

In Ragatha's introduction vid she took a cleaver to the head, laughed, and just pulled it out. I think she can't feel pain unless she's being glitched.

To be fair, Ragatha crawled away from having a rhino-sized shoggoth tap-dance her entire body off. I reckon she can take a punch.

If you're trying to kill Cane he just do the bite of 83

2:53 Ok, now technically, Zooble being scattered across the world doesn't *kill* them, so there is a chance there would be a rematch.

Remember that one scene where Zooble choked Jax like his neck was a squish toy? Yeah they would kill you if y'all threw hands

Ragatha being a ragdoll, she experiences very little pain or reaction in a response to serious, even fatal injuries, as seen in her promo video, taking a cleaver to the head with a smile. And Zooble can be taken apart and put together at will, and still have control over all of their parts, with how they strangled Jax. …needless to say, both of them would be cracked in hand-to-hand combat

"shes like mental and crazy and insane" so relatable...

zooble would kill you, they have a bunch of parts and they can move their body even if it's not attached to their body. as for ragatha, she seems to be a bit skilled with knives due to how easily she was able to like- do that fancy trick in her introduction without messing up

To be fair, the characters seem to all have a great degree of resistance, like Pomni got punched hard in the face twice and was unphased. I'd probably beware Zooble, did you see how she strangled Jax?

Ragatha is actually a bit stronger than you'd think. In the introduction, a literal CLEAVER is thrown into her forehead, AND SHE SURVIVES. Just takes it out, swings it around and everything. I'd say it'd be a fair fight.

1:27 I think you forgot the part where he effortlessly heaved a bowling ball across the room

Jax actually is super strong because being able to throw a bowling ball that far and that fast requires superhuman strength

Caine is just gonna put you in the cellar if you try to fight him

Realistically all of these characters would likely body any regular human such as yourself since they all have toon force and they likely scale to street level (except for Caine. Caine is cosmic) Also Pomni and Ragatha both have Type 2 immorality so good luck killing them regardless. Not to mention Jax can move just under sonic speeds (faster than the eye can see)

0:31 Pomni after visiting mvperry’s house:

I think they're pretty much unkillable, since the point of the show is that they're trapped in this digital realm where the only "way out" is to lose your mind. Pomni managed to pull her eye out of its socket in the beginning, but it didn't damage or hurt her at all.

Pomni - Put her into grappling submission hold and talk her out of it. Caine - I'd tell him to be a better, more considerate person besides working on a circus. Jax - I would do pranks on him like he does to everyone else. Ragatha - A very conservative and kindhearted person who deserves to defend herself and I'd help to teach how to fight. Gangle - She already looks like her body is an actual weapon already, but again. I'd like to teach her how to fight and stand up for herself so that she can be heard. Kinger - Best to not get in the way of him. Zooble - I don't know I should talk to them to be more laid-back or take their parts and turn them into a weapon, they got a lot of options. Bubble - Just pop them every chance I get. Kaufo - Clown: defeat him. Abstracted: Contain him inside of a facility. Gloink Queen - find bug spray and flamethrower. Gloinks - Put them into trash compactors. Mannequins - Destroy them all.

Caine probably won’t care if you pop bubble, because they always come back after being popped, and bubble sorta annoys Caine anyway

Ragatha took a knife to the head in her character introcuction. She may not hit hard, but no matter how hard you hit, unless you glitch her out, it's an annoyingly long fight

Fighting Gangle is literally just the quote "You don't make this fun cause you're sad"

All of the characters are basically unkillable: Pomni is really durable (refer to when she literally pulled her eye out of the socket) Caine is literally god (and he & bubble would literally bite your ass probably) Jax is presumably taller than your average person and kicked a bowling pin like it was nothing Ragatha got hit with a cleaver in the character introduction and it didn't even phase her Zooble is self explanatory (basically toy story potato head if he worked at a starbucks probably) Kinger is Kinger, need I say more? Gangle could literally just wrap around you like a snake unless you have scissors, which considering every character in the show is really durable and doesn't apply to the laws of reality, I don't think even scissors would be strong enough (best chance is she just doesn't wanna fight, but this is assuming it's a deadlocked 1v1, so that's not possible)

Ragatha: *takes out an axe ou of her head and survives* MVperry: I can beat her ✨

1:04 was that the bite of 87?! unfunny joke, i know

This is insane, I just watched it for the first time and this video came out 4 seconds later

Bro Zooble almost killed Jax with the hand one time when she/he squished his neck I would say she would hurt me

Ragatha is basically a ragdoll, right? She might not be able to throw a punch, but she might be pretty resilient. Idk why but I can just imagine someone (a normal person of course and not an abstracted one) trying to fight her, only to grow exhausted as she never actually gives up. She'd win by just tiring you out. Idk just my thought, based on the fact that raggedy ann dolls actually got into a controversy for "encouraging children to violence, through beating their dolls" lol

Jax can hold a whole bowling ball with no problem 😭

2:05 if you watched the meet the team she can't be hurt easily

i wouldn’t be surprised if bubble tried to murder everyone at some point. even caine seems scared of him

You forgot that in the first short, raghata got hit by a CLEAVER and didnt even bleed she would def bet anyone

Ragatha could potentially use her button eye as a weapon though not that effectively and Zooble may not be able to die from just a hand to hand but will not fight back effectively. Ragatha is more of one to be hurt but Zooble could have a fair fight or only be hurt as they may not be able to die conventionally.

For ragatha, beating Ragatha may seem easy but Throwing something (knife) into Ragatha she would pull the knife out and throw it back at you because as a doll can not been harmed by knifes or other sharp things! But tbh Ragatha would never hurt someone so I expected her to be in the ‘I would kill them’ section.

I think Gangle could just choke you to death unless you cut her.

In the teaser pomni survived multiple knifes being stabbed into her skull...i don't think it would change the outcome but the resulting fight would be equivalent to beating to death a puppy that just refuses to die.

0:49 if u kill pomni I will break ur ankles 😡😡😡😡😡😡

pomni: i could molecular disassemble her with a cough caine: i am deceased before the fight jax: couldn't fight him i simp for him too much ragatha: she is nearly invincible so i would probably lose gangle: *snip snip* kinger: unpredictable i would probably say about 50/50 chance zooble: unsure bubble: i could absolutely kill but caine would come after me clown guy in clown guy form: fair fight clown guy in *AKFGHSDKGHJ* form: i would 100% die gloink queen: i am dead

Nice tier-list! I wasn't expecting Kinger to reach anything above "would be killed", but I'm not disappointed! Also, I like your reasoning of Bubble. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:21 but he did call his basically son a parasite so there’s a slight chance we would be chill

ayo actually, did you see how HARD jax threw that bowling ball?

Jax, being a cartoon charecter, he would have high durability, insane speed, can do good punches,boosted if stimulated , and possibly has hammerspace

MVPerry:i will kill ragatha Her:casually headshot by butcher knife

I think we forget Ragatha was stabbed with a knife and didnt care. I think we also forgot Zoobloe started strangling Jax when he disabled her arm.

Jax can literally pull out so many weapons from out of thin air

Let's looksee: Caine wins with or without his powers. He's at least a General A.I. and might be a Super A.I. On top of that, he's unhinged and barely hanging on, yet clearly making the rare-in-fiction effort to befriend humanity and seemingly at least wants the best for the people under his care. There's a lot we don't know about him yet, but no matter what ends up being true it's highly likely any version of the complete character someone's managed to press into a fight isn't getting away with it. He's also the only one showing up with a weapon guaranteed. -Jax is tall so being thin and untoned isn't as much of a factor. He COULD be stronger, but will still BE strong to some degree (He's lanky, his speed proves this). He also shows the highest degree of awareness and initiative of any human in the show, and has the ill intent needed to withstand the mental pressures of a fight. He'd win. -Zooble can control her detached limbs to at least some degree, and has been shown able to possess the grip strength to choke out an unaware Jax, and the reaction speed to come up with and execute the idea before he could react. She can be overpowered by the Gloinks and can't save herself for some reason, so her capacity to animate and control her limbs independently of her may be limited. Still, she's not made of flesh, and is plenty capable of sticking up for herself given half a chance. She'd at least be a fair fight, but has the advantages needed to win most of the time. -Bubble is hard to quantify. The character can be one-shot, but has shown capacity to animate objects near her (Chef's Utensils in the last scene) and has a terrifying maw. It'd most likely be down to who gets the first strike, and she can be quite fast. But since it's as simple as a light poke in response, any human fighting against her could potentially match that speed. Fair fight only by technicality. Still not someone I'd WANT to fight. -Kinger seems like a tough opponent with the detached hands, until you realize he either couldn't or didn't stop them from being effortlessly dragged away by the Gloinks. He could probably be forcefully literally disarmed. But his lucidity needs to be called into question. Despite seemingly being insane he appears regularly very aware of his surroundings and the conversations happening. Sometimes he isn't though, so unless it turns out later he was totally sane and being super calculated the whole time it's likely he loses. -Kaufmo is either the easiest fight given his sanity broke before anyone else's, or one of the most certain losses if fought in his abstracted form. -The Gloink Queen is a logistical nightmare. Are we talking with or without her offspring? We never see her move from her spot, can she move? If so, how fast? There's simply too much we don't know about her to draw definite conclusions. For most characters here it's unlikely I could walk home and get that "tool that wins most fights" but if she can't move that's a pretty definitive L. By stark contrast, if she can move relatively quickly that's about as big a problem as her. Even without arms her royal figure could crush most people, and while Zooble survives being eaten unphased it's hard to say if the same would happen to a human (Though Zooble shows no signs of being conventionally digested so it might be outright survivable, but this would hardly matter if, again, she could crush you instead). -The rest are basically free. Ragatha could be dangerous under the right circumstances, but if not given the chance to fully lose her patience before being bodied she just loses. Pomni isn't much of a threat either, given her outright terrible tactical decision making throughout the episode. And that previously mentioned to be a free win Pomni ACCIDENTALLY ruins Gangle's mask by nudging into people. One clean punch to the face would knock off or shatter the mask, and temporarily disable her entirely, leaving her open to any follow ups you wanted.

I feel like gangle Wood wrap her ribbons around your head and choke you Since in the scene where kinger Pulls her down the gloink hole she was being unraveled until she fell

“Bite my head off maybe” Me: IS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?

yo yo dude remember ragitha can survive a cleaver to the head idk she might be more difficult to beat

You forget Ragatha survived being attacked by Kaufmo. And Zooble can strangle you with their disconnected arm.

I feel like zooble could whoop all our tails she can still control he body parts when taken a part so we take a hand she takes our life and you also gotta remember ragtha can take a knife to the head so she can best us

Seems he forgot that Ragatha got a machete thrown right at her head, survived it, laughed it off, then used one arm to crawl all the way to Caine while in severe pain after getting pummeled by an abstracted Kaufmo

3:04 did you see it when zooble choked jax tho

Ragatha can take kifes to the head tho

I can understand the logic, but I highly doubt you could kill Zooble. Not only can she be completely disassembled and still live, but he also survived getting eaten by the gloink queen and choked Jax with just one arm.

0:53 INSTANT DEATH

Damn this is fire yo who is Excited for episode two?!?!

We all like fights and murde-

Nice video

Jax would absolutely obliterate you, my guy ran faster then light holding a bowling ball Also kinger is clinically insane stretching hid body like a garys mod ragdoll

Next rank Kengan Ashura characters based on how much you want them to be your sensei

The fact Kinger lifted the entire anchor in episode 2 with ease could raise him a tier, I know this was made ages ago but still

Tbh I think jax would act like a gangster, but we just have to wait for future episodes to see if it’s true.

Can we just talk about how he only would kill the girls in the show.

you're forgetting Kinger is made of wood you can't punch him and assuming he's human sized you cant pick him up either he'd be way too heavy dudes at least in the neutral category with his defence stat alone

kinger would give me a heart attack. like if youre near him he will wait like 10 seconds and get "startled" by you.

NV Perry said that he could kill Ragatha, but when she was being introduced, she survive a nice being thrown at her head, good luck, trying to kill them if a knife wasn’t enough

I mean Kinger is made of nothing but wood so I would assume punching him would hurt you more than him

DID YOU SEE WHAT ZOOBLE DID TOO JAX

I love your snail antennae

I don’t fully agree with Gangle’s placement. We’ve seen her body unravel before, since it’s made of ribbons, so there’s a very real possibility that she could coil around your neck and strangle you. Not to mention, have you tried to break ribbons with your bare hands? It’s not as easy as it looks, especially ribbons of that size. Not to mention her mask. If you break the comedy mask (which is presumably made of glass considering the sound it made when it broke in the show) she could slash you with the pieces. So, essentially, you’d be fighting a snake with knives at that point

0:03 W I D E POMNI

Kinger is mentally derange 2:41

If anyone tried to fight Caine there would be a bite of ‘23

The fandom appeared literally several days ago

Bro they can't die so how are you even going to kill them💀💀💀

He'd kill all the girls because they were girls 😑 don't you underestimate Ragatha , though. She's mentally strong , but idk about phisically

You’re getting too overwhelmed, they literally can’t die.

Bro is milking this🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

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Im just gonna say this, you saw the intro part, where ragatha doesnt even get annoyed when they literally stabbed her in the face. Plus, the way she grabbed that meat cleaver, it means she either loves to spin stuff with her fingers or she literally does know how to fight with at least a weapon... But yet, yes she is a ragdoll lmao and aswell, zooble... i dont think it would be easy for you to do so lol, unless they have all of her parts tied or smth, bcuz she can move her parts even if she isnt... put together? She literally STRANGLED jax when he grabbed her arm

Zooble might be abile to split her own body parts around and reassemble them when she wants. (Just seems likely). She also may be great at strangling. (Seems likely.)

They would kill me Pomni:Throwing knives at me Caine:Digital hallucinations Bubble:Sharp teeth Kaufmo(Abstracted):Banging me They would hurt me Jax:Bowling ball Fair fight None I would hurt them Zooble:I will punch her into pieces I would kill them None Not included ❤Gangle (Favorite character) Ragatha Kaufmo(Clown) Kinger Gloink queen

The thing with ragdolls is that they can bend in all kinds of different ways that would snap your spine if you tried

I think you forgot the fact that when the gloink queen eats something or someone it just comes out of the other mouth perfectly fine

Nice

Zooble literally choked Jax on the ground without even looking Zooble would literally through hands at you before you could say Digital-hallucinations.

also nice video

If you ever watched the endzone tournament, cloth mannequins like ragatha have a high tolerance for taking damage without being put down for good, not an easy fight

W vid and I haven’t watched. It yet

2:04 Consider though, in her character promo we see that she's 1. Invulnerable to knives and 2. Can wield knifes pretty well So I'd stay back

1st - Pomni 2nd - Caine 3rd - Jax 4th - Gangle 5th - Ragatha 6th - Kinger 7th - Zooble 8th - Bubble 9th - Gloinks 10th - Kaufmo 11th - Gloink Queen 12th - Kaufmo Abstracted😮😮😮 That's my most favorite character in TADC

Even if you're awake I'm sure even with all those parts there's Lily crab chicken shoes for crab arm to the lakefront only going to saw your arm

Just the rag doll until the Pilot came out there were RU-vid shorts and she survived a knife in her head

I feel the only ones you’d have a fair chance at would be bubble, gangle (because of their depression) and kinger (he cray-cray) All the others are way too durable and way too strong and would absolutely destroy a regular person

Don’t forgot max can throw a bowling ball like it’s a base ball Edit: he was also running really fast and really far with it and the mannequin is prob almost Caine lvl cause he summoned a mask somehow while pinning saw him in a bath and when Caine is in the cosmic restaurant there’s s bunch of them and the mannequin has a room

When they introduced ragatha she survived a litteral knife and shrugged it off

Pomni would kill you once she has settled in with the circus. Most of her pains are not from her normal weaknesses, but from not recognizing anything in that reality.

Caine would do the bite of 23 on you😂😂😂

Remember that ragatha has a knife.