AMERICAN Reacts to WTF British TikTok's *HILARIOUS* 

Hawks? Na bro, our seagulls are so butch, they eat Jack Russels and chihuahuas, and sometimes rabbits

You've been hanging round with Brits so long that we've dragged you down to our level. Glorious, isn't it?

JT - In England it is not illegal to be naked in public, it only becomes illegal if someone complains and then it is 'Public Indecency' if you do not immediately get dressed again (Which was the reason for covering his 'Watsons', he wanted to avoid a complaint). Welcome to Weird English laws 101. Edit - Also 'Naked Hiking' is actually a thing over here, rare but not unknown.

2:51 bit of context here. AB is an auditor and goes round police stations filming them trying to provoke responses from police. In this clip it was actually a contractor who doesn’t work for Thames Valley Police driving the van to move it from one place to another, it wasn’t a police officer.

JT, you won't find many drunken cravings for Taco Bell in the UK, because you'd find it hard to find anyone who's even tried Taco Bell in the UK - The equivalent in the UK is the Doner Kebab - a mass of fatty minced and pressed lamb cooked on a giant skewer then sliced off, and placed in a pitta bread, together with carrot, onion, shredded cabbage and topped with chilli sauce, yogurt (and often with an unfeasibly large chilli pepper for some reason.) It's not something many people would consider having when they're sober, but it's an absolute essential when you've just downed 5 or 6 (or 12) pints, and you know the wait in the taxi queue to get home is going to take at least half an hour!

at 2:59 that police "cargo van" as JT calls it is actually the "Troop Transport" its a British equivalent of a SWAT Van, also a police officer flipping the bird at someone is quite common, more so when that person is known to the police - EDIT: we call it a Riot Van - distinguishable by the metal grill above the windshield - it drops down to protect the windshield and driver during riots

There was a guy called the naked rambler who walked the length of the country naked. I think he was arrested a few times as he naturally walked past a few schools on the way

In the U.K. drunk people are far more likely to either go to a kebab shop or if they’re not too late and have the money, an Indian restaurant. Though Taco Bell is in the U.K. it’s not particularly prevalent and I think only in or around cities and really large towns. Oh and I don’t know if you realised but the guy with the sofa cushion stuck to his back, is the actor who plays Vecna in Stranger Things.

“She went training in the day, and we got intoxicated at night” - I see you know about the English training regimen then! 😂

I don't know if you've seen the meme of the black and white dog looking at a computer saying "What a nice day on the internet-" then it looks away and says "Good lord" but I hear that "Good lord" in your voice every time and it's my current favourite meme hahaha

Weirdly, some people do go hiking in the countryside naked, it's not illegal in England or Wales. "It's not an offence to be naked in public in England and Wales but it does become an offence if it can be proved the person stripped off with the intention to upset and shock". Hence why he covered his bawbag as he walked past the woman.

The drug dealer parking spot, my husband spearheads projects like this locally in London. You put signs and notices up making everyone aware of where the dealers are parking and doing business. Makes it very uncomfortable to continue their illicit activities there, and they move on eventually without police having to be involved. When everyone in the neighbourhood starts watching you, it isn't always paranoia. XD

There isn't that many Taco Bells in the UK, only in major cities, there is however plenty of Kebab shops so that has become the drunken food of choice for most of the UK.

12:42 nah here when you get hammered it's straight to the local chippy or takeaway for a kebab as those are the only places open for food at that time of night

Although that van at 2:50 was a Riot van, we also use vans to transport the arrested. They are not bundled into the back of a cop car with hard plastic moulded seats, you go in a van (and only 1-2 people i nthe back of the van as well) So if you have say 5 people all arrested, you will often have 3-4 vans turn up to take them down to the police station

I'm so glad I found this channel, it makes me happy every time 😊

If we have a few beers 🍺🍺 in the UK we usually head to a Kebab shop for a takeaway 🌮🌮🇬🇧🇬🇧

Lmao you've just seen the Naked Rambler he is infamous in the UK

The slow walking in the street was most likely a call back to the zombies from shaun of the dead. Even had the corner shop.

HAHA Classic Reading! (Red-ing for the translation) Police here are interesting at best! And those Police vans are used to carry around riot Police normally, but we have loads of different vans for different uses.

Doner kebabs are a bit more the British craving when drunk

😂😂😂😂😂😂 The arse scratcher rant was so funny

This fella is my favourite American. Love from England ❤️

elmer fudge is the guy who try to catch that wabbit lol

We have 2 types of police van one is for prisoner transport and has a cell built into the back. The other is a Carrier with officers in the rear, usually used by specialist groups like Territorial Support [AKA The Spice Girls\The Borg]

The naked guy was probably a very famous nudist/naturist called the naked rambler! He’s been caught countless times but it’s never stopped him yet 😂

alcohol (usually beer) generally tends to make people deaf after several pints. the kebab usually goes some way to repairing that hearing deficite. usually...

Taco Bell have only a few stores in the UK, and they only popped up recently. When we get drunk we crave a kebab! Well, I do anyway.

He Was singing a taco bell song but we dont have that in the uk. Maybe hes back from holiday😅😂

Some of these clips were hilarious. I love our humour. 😂😂 also naked dude was a naturist. People do that, naked gatherings and stuff. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own and all that.

Hey jt your content is amazing keep up your hard work love from 🇬🇧 😊

Last time I saw someone sleep like that they were less than 1 year old!!!! 😂

Morning jt from 🇬🇧 love your channel

Hawks dont give preferential treatment to an animal based on how cute they are.

There's a TV show on the UK which challenges people to walk across the country totally naked. I've seen it advertised but don't know which channel it's on.

I rekon you would get on alright over here in the UK Jt, some americans dont get the banter but think you would have a right laugh! JT on tour

In England and Wales. you may say anything you want unless you incite hatred and violence. this goes back well over a thousand years,

I cant breath, omfg 😂 lmao 😂😂

Hi JT, thanks for the chuckles.. I have to say, the last man 'on the train' made me want to vomit.. Bleurrrghhhhh.. BUT the rest was hilarious.. Best and heartiest wishes, to you and Anna (and cwtches too) from Wales :D

11:28 scratch and sniff 🤣

J. T love these videos, I'm from the UK we have some crazy people here 😂

JT in the uk or at least in newcastle when your drunk you dont want taco bell you want a nice big donna kebab with chips and garlic sauce ....its amazing drunk food lol

Never seen a Taco Bell in UK. When drunk get a kebab, throw away the shirt you were wearing next day. Because that sauce stain is not coming out

You were reading? To quote Draco Malfoy "I didn't know you could read" 🤣🤣🤣

9:54 JT YOU DID THAT EXACT THING in your video eating all the crisps with your girlfriend, you said the Worcester sauce french fries were Worcestershire. Worcester and Worcestershire are different, just like Leicester and Leicestershire, and Oxford and Oxfordshire And York and Yorkshire and Nottingham and Nottinghamshire etc etc

Haha! The cop that gave the finger is my home town. Believe it or not, Thames valley police are not the worst cops around, that title goes to the Met that are based in London.

Naked walking/hiking is quite popular lol

This is the first time I’m watching your video under an hour since you sent it unbelievable thank you JT love u

2:31 omg her eyes!

Hey JT👍 you missed the clip just after the guy did a scratch and sniff taste test he said 'ummmm Taco Bell' 🤣🤣✌️

I was never this early ❤️ btw hi from Croatia👋👋🇭🇷🇭🇷

Another great video 🫶🏻

AB getting flipped off by the pigs 🤣

5:57 legend lol

we need a sequel to the naked man in the middle of nowhere story

The police cargo van is called a riot van. I looks like an avenger van but it is an armoured van! It has a cage that can be pulled down over the windscreen. It’s often used for large public events. Like protests, football matches. Riots. It’s main purpose is to transport police officers. Or multiple prisoners. It can also be used to block roads and create a barrier between protesters/ football fans 😉

5:10 asking the wrong questions. The first thing you need to ask is what day is it?

Is that a picture of Lincoln Cathedral on your wall!

That first clip is in the place I live in, Bridgwater.

That was a Police riot van, didn't you notice the metal windshield protector raised above the windscreen?

hey jt your content is amazing keep up the hard work love from🇦🇺

You can fit more drunks in a van, probably easier to clean out aswell 😅

That first clip is my hometown. Fucking mad wasn’t expecting that. Had to climb over the rails and jump off that bridge 😂

We don't crave taco bell when drunk over here, it's always a greasy kebab 🤤🤤😍

Luckily there isn’t many Taco Bells in the UK, they are absolutely… 🤢🤮🤦🏻‍♂️

Ayy dude if you ever come to the UK I'd be happy to get you recommendations for places and things to try!

Go watch some of Bradley Walsh outtakes from the chase. Totally worth a watch.

The bloke might be The Naked Rambler, walked all over the country bollock naked. Fair play, it gets cold in the hills! Not a crime over he's unless you're doing it with "ill intent."

Is that a picture of Lincoln cathedral behind you? It’s a really awesome building and I’m pretty sure I’ve stood on the bridge that photo was taken from.

7:27 ...puberty hit him hard lol

Leave the arse man alone he was checking for medical reasons! 😆

7:54 is the Ohio sleep pose

Everyone in Uxbridge hates boris lol. I live in the next town

Not taco bell (not even sure if they're in the uk) but the kebab shop

6:09 - You're welcome! >XD

Is that a picture of Lincoln Catherdral in the background, I live about 2 miles from there and can see it from the end of my street

The police van called a riot van

There's a taco bell near me and it's not very nice! But most of us go and get a kebab and I'm very, very lucky to live on the estate that many say it's the best in me city!!

That last one made me gag. That’s not a general example, just an individual disaster 🤢

The one in Birmingham at the 8:02 is Halesowen

Could've been Steven Gough, AKA, The Naked Rambler. I'm sure he tried to walk from John O' groats to Lands End naked. His girlfriend joined him for a bit. Most people weren't bothered, just the police.

The naked man, is a real thing, he was known as the naked rambler.

That naked man is irony from my town of Eastleigh he's famous and or been jailed several times for rambling naked he simply doesn't care

I haven’t seen anyone explain this so the one where they dressed up from chavs to Victorian ppl they made the baby purple bc victorians used to pose for family pictures with their dead child if they died

you need to do lee evans or chubby brown

Thanks for always cheering me up! You and your lovely lady also always make my day. ❤

Legend has it that he still is tasting yesterday's Sunday dinner

JT FYI .... King Charles is being crowned again today in Scotland, very impressive

Missed your videos

That guy on the train was straight up NASTY

3:08 AB Auditing Britain. He audit police stations and catches so many pignorant police officers.

its not taco bell in the uk (they dont stay open that late and there are very few of them) its kebab here Train taste test .... nope!

Covering his Wotsits? ...think she smelt the cheese!!

I would say fried chicken is usually the go-to for us if you're out and about drinking, but usually a pizza at a house party or something 😂👍depends where in the UK you are though lol

I never had a taco bell :P

Patrick Star in human form.

that police video is in my town lol

We ain’t got any Taco Bell in England well i ain’t ever seen one

*You ABSOLUTE* and then the appropriate sweary insult (such as CNUT) .... Bri'ish 100% 😂 esp daaaan saaaafff

thanks for embracing our culture JT caught your video trying crisps you need to try some lager next i reckon they pair perfectly