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American Samoa gets owned by Australia 0-31. Archie Thompson scores 13 goals in that game and gets left out of the next game.

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@Ainator_
@Ainator_ 3 года назад
them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years RU-vid:
@eripyo6592
@eripyo6592 3 года назад
Lol
@_JohnDoe
@_JohnDoe 2 года назад
RU-vid: that knife could use a twist…
@kuteken6312
@kuteken6312 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@savannagoodness2113
@savannagoodness2113 2 года назад
were you going to say youtube: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1wg9ox9F7Vw.html ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA
@kinginthenaught
@kinginthenaught 2 года назад
it may take 31 years to forget
@aviluiz1595
@aviluiz1595 4 года назад
When player 2's controller is broken
@pyrotas
@pyrotas 4 года назад
This comment deserves much love.
@sclseullie670
@sclseullie670 4 года назад
Lmao
@savagemccabbage2941
@savagemccabbage2941 4 года назад
Underrated
@AlHak33m
@AlHak33m 4 года назад
i think it would still not be as easy as this
@obamaprism9876
@obamaprism9876 4 года назад
And still kind enough to stay in the game
@Da1KingDuk
@Da1KingDuk 2 года назад
*Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho
@k_venom908
@k_venom908 2 года назад
But still tho 31 is too much
@Da1KingDuk
@Da1KingDuk 2 года назад
@@k_venom908 faxs
@alexh479
@alexh479 2 года назад
Wow it was so unfair
@fredrikjulsenandersen
@fredrikjulsenandersen 2 года назад
They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.
@SPZ909
@SPZ909 2 года назад
This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.
@lewdogzombies
@lewdogzombies Год назад
I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂
@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj
Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person
@crons8557
@crons8557 Год назад
He didn’t perform enough in this match.
@Brams2777
@Brams2777 Год назад
Should've scored 23!
@troybaxter
@troybaxter Год назад
Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year. Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.
@pantherz9103
@pantherz9103 4 месяца назад
Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years. Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.
@khalidsparrow101
@khalidsparrow101 4 года назад
Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.
@anikahmed1476
@anikahmed1476 4 года назад
Lol😅😅
@-bikozuka-951
@-bikozuka-951 4 года назад
Hhhahahaha legend
@mit.gurkal4358
@mit.gurkal4358 4 года назад
Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min
@CLA88IFIED
@CLA88IFIED 4 года назад
mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷‍♂️
@fxexpert4541
@fxexpert4541 4 года назад
@@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party
@clahrenssgramula4374
@clahrenssgramula4374 4 года назад
if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game
@Rahul-od7yf
@Rahul-od7yf 4 года назад
DAMN SON
@treeleaf582
@treeleaf582 4 года назад
I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia
@utsavmanandharz156
@utsavmanandharz156 4 года назад
And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one
@Jason-vr3mb
@Jason-vr3mb 4 года назад
i bet even oskar dillon could've scored
@LostTempyst
@LostTempyst 4 года назад
Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11
@QuantumBraced
@QuantumBraced Год назад
I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.
@volt4ge965
@volt4ge965 Год назад
I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long
@volt4ge965
@volt4ge965 Год назад
@@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion
@kbjovihch87yc8yf
@kbjovihch87yc8yf Год назад
@@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂
@centurymemes1208
@centurymemes1208 Год назад
wtf is a soccer?
@volt4ge965
@volt4ge965 Год назад
@@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens
@panajotihysaj8798
@panajotihysaj8798 2 года назад
San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!
@zooms7889
@zooms7889 2 года назад
san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so
@Rahim103.5
@Rahim103.5 2 года назад
they lost 10-0 to england now too
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 2 года назад
It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO
@zxz1
@zxz1 Год назад
San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..
@user-ej3iw8lw3w
@user-ej3iw8lw3w Год назад
san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match
@DynestiGTI
@DynestiGTI 4 года назад
I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.
@jasonlobo2350
@jasonlobo2350 4 года назад
And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that
@prillist
@prillist 4 года назад
If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥
@DiegoGC-pw8nk
@DiegoGC-pw8nk 4 года назад
I Know hahaha
@ishworshrestha3559
@ishworshrestha3559 4 года назад
Ol
@xuanbaoXb
@xuanbaoXb 4 года назад
I dont even know 😅
@soothingsounds1093
@soothingsounds1093 2 года назад
Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands" Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"
@PiousMoltar
@PiousMoltar 2 года назад
The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!
@bilyababil5557
@bilyababil5557 2 года назад
@@PiousMoltar lmao
@_gk_4633
@_gk_4633 2 года назад
The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...
@snapperjessen
@snapperjessen 2 года назад
i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)
@questionableargumentations1364
@questionableargumentations1364 2 года назад
He could have just go home and nobody would even notice
@donda_estas13
@donda_estas13 Год назад
I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes
@zooms7889
@zooms7889 10 месяцев назад
it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong
@matoarmy999
@matoarmy999 2 года назад
Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!
@cubest817
@cubest817 Год назад
I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂
@willmcclard206
@willmcclard206 Год назад
he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??
@matoarmy999
@matoarmy999 Год назад
@@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍
@Aahmpower
@Aahmpower Год назад
@@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying
@scrpr3961
@scrpr3961 Год назад
​​@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better
@Purzify
@Purzify 3 года назад
*Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"* Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_
@lewdogzombies
@lewdogzombies 2 года назад
13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid
@oodnoop9218
@oodnoop9218 2 года назад
Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there
@user-br6bk9kt9z
@user-br6bk9kt9z 2 года назад
@@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...
@shalion2975
@shalion2975 2 года назад
@@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person
@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial
@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial 2 года назад
@@oodnoop9218 sftu dude
@juan3141
@juan3141 3 года назад
0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂
@rapp0220
@rapp0220 2 года назад
LMAOO
@Amossalminen
@Amossalminen 2 года назад
True
@frosty1767
@frosty1767 2 года назад
lmaoooooo
@n0nenone
@n0nenone 2 года назад
He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence
@Insert-thing-here-Fan
@Insert-thing-here-Fan 2 года назад
Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)
@BlueAxeRacer
@BlueAxeRacer Год назад
That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.
@Cromf
@Cromf Год назад
I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game
@naomienomy5997
@naomienomy5997 4 года назад
Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too Me:
@izumasenpaii390
@izumasenpaii390 4 года назад
Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 года назад
@@izumasenpaii390 That's the question
@triton6490
@triton6490 4 года назад
Lol
@nggaknormal
@nggaknormal 4 года назад
I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time
@BlasterMan117
@BlasterMan117 4 года назад
@@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...
@sloth5516
@sloth5516 4 года назад
*Australia gets the ball* American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*
@Rukkasucrvg
@Rukkasucrvg 4 года назад
LOL
@ezyawn3161
@ezyawn3161 4 года назад
More like: *Ah shit, here we goal again*
@gamingfreak619
@gamingfreak619 4 года назад
ez yawn more like: ah shit, here they score again.
@alexparker2384
@alexparker2384 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@FrYiLo--
@FrYiLo-- 4 года назад
Hahahahau
@allnamesaretakenb4
@allnamesaretakenb4 2 года назад
I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.
@cjay6547
@cjay6547 11 месяцев назад
17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage. Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂
@MrBen51309
@MrBen51309 3 года назад
0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen
@expxnd5167
@expxnd5167 3 года назад
Lmao
@gokulkrishna9037
@gokulkrishna9037 3 года назад
Good observation
@evnf
@evnf 3 года назад
XD
@weedie2799
@weedie2799 3 года назад
Lool
@oni741
@oni741 3 года назад
That cameraman was a psychic 😁
@mcalpha3
@mcalpha3 3 года назад
"Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.
@696190
@696190 2 года назад
*cough* handball *cough*
@adamkirsopp492
@adamkirsopp492 2 года назад
Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands
@JohnSmith-qi6pm
@JohnSmith-qi6pm 2 года назад
OmG yOu CaN qUoTe
@Petra999
@Petra999 2 года назад
@@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao
@Hans5958
@Hans5958 2 года назад
*_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*
@bkzegyptshin1
@bkzegyptshin1 2 года назад
I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol
@standard-carrier-wo-chan
@standard-carrier-wo-chan Год назад
If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.
@luapslev5826
@luapslev5826 5 лет назад
"With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult." You don't say.
@NathanHeaver
@NathanHeaver 5 лет назад
yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around
@carnivorex2984
@carnivorex2984 5 лет назад
@@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible
@nunoramos2027
@nunoramos2027 5 лет назад
@@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed
@vicente7155
@vicente7155 5 лет назад
@@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol
@caturutomo443
@caturutomo443 5 лет назад
Rather lol
@MarblesAndMore
@MarblesAndMore 3 года назад
The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals
@strivingtoo7669
@strivingtoo7669 3 года назад
Samoa's team only fault was to have a dream to qualify to the world cup.
@verymen104
@verymen104 3 года назад
lol
@rizqibayumantari6769
@rizqibayumantari6769 3 года назад
Nope, more like "guys, can I scored too ?"
@ibrahimzulfiquar668
@ibrahimzulfiquar668 3 года назад
Lol
@milion123
@milion123 3 года назад
Lmaooo
@Luna_Azul.7
@Luna_Azul.7 Год назад
This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore
@detsom95
@detsom95 5 лет назад
Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: hold my kangaroo...
@detsom95
@detsom95 5 лет назад
@@ofc1290 lol gtfo
@detsom95
@detsom95 5 лет назад
@@ofc1290 you ain't shit.
@lukecooper9142
@lukecooper9142 5 лет назад
i found it funny lol
@wovortex2993
@wovortex2993 5 лет назад
@@ofc1290 um who triggered you
@joanngumeta8937
@joanngumeta8937 5 лет назад
Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa
@bradyw155
@bradyw155 5 лет назад
"They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO
@weirddude928
@weirddude928 5 лет назад
TheFlyingPenguin 1:18
@SANChEZG141
@SANChEZG141 5 лет назад
Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious
@vHollow_
@vHollow_ 5 лет назад
TheFlyingPenguin a
@vampireducks1622
@vampireducks1622 4 года назад
@@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.
@zCeezzy
@zCeezzy 4 года назад
my dude said TonGa
@tictac239
@tictac239 Год назад
To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!
@spekulatywny_2826
@spekulatywny_2826 Год назад
The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.
@IffeOnline
@IffeOnline 2 года назад
"Even the scorer lost count" "32" I lost it.
@Spyker8921
@Spyker8921 2 года назад
Why?
@champschannel44
@champschannel44 2 года назад
So did the scoreboard
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 2 года назад
@@champschannel44 Scoreboard: 💀
@Greencloud.
@Greencloud. Год назад
😂😂😂
@Nationaliberty
@Nationaliberty Год назад
Well I mean that's the answer to life, the universe and everything
@gabrielsistonamoca6963
@gabrielsistonamoca6963 4 года назад
just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.
@silky.8830
@silky.8830 4 года назад
🤣🤣
@vibragarden
@vibragarden 4 года назад
Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Commentator: whew I can stop now Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@d3c3p7ak0nz
@d3c3p7ak0nz 4 года назад
Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣
@TopeA8
@TopeA8 3 года назад
Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators. Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.
@julioc.perezpolo4204
@julioc.perezpolo4204 3 года назад
vaya imbecil.
@UXB1000
@UXB1000 2 года назад
American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.
@ploudorasia1076
@ploudorasia1076 2 года назад
Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie
@fernandorivera9657
@fernandorivera9657 4 года назад
0:35 13-0 game American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!” *ends 31-0* AS: “whoa I guess we were right”
@Ramifen
@Ramifen 4 года назад
Fernando Rivera lmaoo
@C4lmaria
@C4lmaria 4 года назад
If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole
@Zathara
@Zathara 4 года назад
You deserve a medal 🎖
@LBAsh
@LBAsh 4 года назад
Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke
@tarfarian4879
@tarfarian4879 4 года назад
@@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd
@StarlingASMR
@StarlingASMR 3 года назад
When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards
@maika7911
@maika7911 3 года назад
Lol
@Prosperitaa
@Prosperitaa 3 года назад
That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..
@professionaI.
@professionaI. 2 года назад
you destroyed the joke with the details
@yacinekouitini5182
@yacinekouitini5182 2 года назад
You play fifa?
@sebastianvoisard
@sebastianvoisard 2 года назад
hey she is right lol
@GDNashit
@GDNashit 2 года назад
The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game
@B3Band
@B3Band 2 года назад
In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!
@alejandr05_
@alejandr05_ 4 года назад
The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score
@saadk72510
@saadk72510 4 года назад
I want moth memes back
@alejandr05_
@alejandr05_ 4 года назад
Saad Khan lmaoo
@yes8517
@yes8517 4 года назад
@@saadk72510 i dont
@jonas162
@jonas162 4 года назад
the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any
@Mind-Wandering.Nafsi-Fighter
@Mind-Wandering.Nafsi-Fighter 4 года назад
Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back. Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.
@VanWolf
@VanWolf 4 года назад
"Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match" -Every FIFA Player career mode be like
@user-hr5wz1zb5w
@user-hr5wz1zb5w 3 года назад
Relatable (._.')
@dickyarya8204
@dickyarya8204 3 года назад
What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?
@VanWolf
@VanWolf 3 года назад
@@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time
@menrash276
@menrash276 3 года назад
why didnt he play in the next game though
@randomstuff508
@randomstuff508 3 года назад
@@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.
@analana591f
@analana591f Год назад
1:48 “Even the scorer lost count” Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤
@Armistice023
@Armistice023 Год назад
Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1
@Rankchef-fn7bp
@Rankchef-fn7bp 3 года назад
Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals Some australian dude: ha Noob
@Darkscenes-jp4ge
@Darkscenes-jp4ge 3 года назад
but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak
@reikosta4861
@reikosta4861 3 года назад
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??
@Darkscenes-jp4ge
@Darkscenes-jp4ge 3 года назад
@@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup
@joshuahagen3671
@joshuahagen3671 3 года назад
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time
@Darkscenes-jp4ge
@Darkscenes-jp4ge 3 года назад
@@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's
@prakharsrivastava3568
@prakharsrivastava3568 5 лет назад
*Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??" *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"
@normadicn5700
@normadicn5700 5 лет назад
Was 6
@darthsilversith667
@darthsilversith667 5 лет назад
CapeXTron Underrated comment lol
@yungblood5069
@yungblood5069 5 лет назад
someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal
@dacypher22
@dacypher22 4 года назад
There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.
@prakharsrivastava3568
@prakharsrivastava3568 4 года назад
@@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.
@McD5791
@McD5791 2 года назад
San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...
@digitalworld670
@digitalworld670 Месяц назад
as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings
@danoso0931
@danoso0931 Год назад
I literally snorted my drink after hearing that "they must have realized that Australia's 22 - nil victory over Tonga was no fluke" line.
@johnan3398
@johnan3398 3 года назад
Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD
@stowyer2229
@stowyer2229 2 года назад
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
@hadifelani
@hadifelani 2 года назад
Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣
@pokeangel7595
@pokeangel7595 2 года назад
Or spanish
@sobaschnique6674
@sobaschnique6674 2 года назад
Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL
@Eumanel12
@Eumanel12 2 года назад
Or Brazilian
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT 3 года назад
"hey what's the status of the match?" "It's 31" " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?" " *Did i stutter?* "
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT 2 года назад
@Connor McfarIand thanks
@channelazab2734
@channelazab2734 2 года назад
@Connor McfarIand its funny tho
@cesar5539
@cesar5539 2 года назад
@Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you
@shredda5063
@shredda5063 2 года назад
@Connor McfarIand ha funny
@douma5589
@douma5589 2 года назад
@@channelazab2734 it isn’t
@Tigresuanlfelino
@Tigresuanlfelino Год назад
The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular
@barryschwarz
@barryschwarz Год назад
I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.
@CityWhisperer
@CityWhisperer 4 года назад
1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday
@martinmi7842
@martinmi7842 4 года назад
"not everyday you can say that"
@CityWhisperer
@CityWhisperer 4 года назад
@@martinmi7842 what?
@martinmi7842
@martinmi7842 4 года назад
@@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16
@The_Bahamian_Intellectual
@The_Bahamian_Intellectual 3 года назад
I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔
@davidocall
@davidocall 3 года назад
@@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.
@kabru4344
@kabru4344 5 лет назад
I liked the part when Australia scored.
@elnurmammadli2065
@elnurmammadli2065 5 лет назад
😂
@DTMiae
@DTMiae 5 лет назад
Me too
@rafax_yt6063
@rafax_yt6063 5 лет назад
I don't find it, where is it?
@elnurmammadli2065
@elnurmammadli2065 5 лет назад
@@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂
@jfayh
@jfayh 5 лет назад
Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.
@moviebest8994
@moviebest8994 2 месяца назад
Who's came here after watched the movie "Next Goal Wins"
@JosePineda-jn8jk
@JosePineda-jn8jk Год назад
I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂
@pakhmu
@pakhmu 4 года назад
Who is the best striker in the world? Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*
@d3c3p7ak0nz
@d3c3p7ak0nz 4 года назад
Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill
@harrynielsen1282
@harrynielsen1282 3 года назад
@@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy
@siam580
@siam580 3 года назад
@@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.
@cheesemccheese5780
@cheesemccheese5780 3 года назад
@@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.
@DawkBrawlin
@DawkBrawlin 3 года назад
@@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying
@armo5637
@armo5637 4 года назад
Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer
@littleregrets8810
@littleregrets8810 4 года назад
🤣🤣
@littleregrets8810
@littleregrets8810 4 года назад
@MTA 10 I'm depressed as well
@littleregrets8810
@littleregrets8810 4 года назад
@Zayn Mondavi thx man. #Respect
@alwayshardbeinganarsenalfan
@alwayshardbeinganarsenalfan 3 года назад
Nothing is better than hearing that people have overcame depression.
@NubDiePie
@NubDiePie 3 года назад
Enjoy your 666th like
@applefortynine8207
@applefortynine8207 6 месяцев назад
Next Goal Wins brought me here!
@GOAT3ditz
@GOAT3ditz Год назад
Thanks RU-vid algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀
@arnabjeetdas5399
@arnabjeetdas5399 3 года назад
"They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"
@QuickAlbumReviews
@QuickAlbumReviews 2 года назад
I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.
@Zei33
@Zei33 2 года назад
We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0
@auto1nfanticid3
@auto1nfanticid3 2 года назад
whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.
@vasilispatrianakos6005
@vasilispatrianakos6005 2 года назад
@@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).
@auto1nfanticid3
@auto1nfanticid3 2 года назад
@@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.
@vasilispatrianakos6005
@vasilispatrianakos6005 2 года назад
@@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.
@LTTEHero
@LTTEHero 11 месяцев назад
Who comes from 433? 😂😂
@MoeZeus
@MoeZeus 2 года назад
The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.
@mr2octavio
@mr2octavio 5 лет назад
1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa
@fishmas
@fishmas 4 года назад
frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say
@Xtreme_MVP
@Xtreme_MVP 4 года назад
Lmaao
@Fahreun
@Fahreun 4 года назад
Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored
@stonem0013
@stonem0013 4 года назад
He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol
@gergohrusko2672
@gergohrusko2672 4 года назад
I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball
@santinodelgado281
@santinodelgado281 4 года назад
Free money!
@ahahm3
@ahahm3 3 года назад
He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to
@lovegod777
@lovegod777 3 года назад
He watched the game in front of him
@overall1937
@overall1937 2 года назад
Some of these goals are class
@n3c417
@n3c417 3 года назад
Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend* Her: "My ex is better then you" Me:
@muhammedyusufklc5874
@muhammedyusufklc5874 3 года назад
Ha ha ha ha
@420ramborip
@420ramborip 3 года назад
if a girl i was with ever said that to me she would be walking home
@ZunzXXL
@ZunzXXL 3 года назад
@@420ramborip based
@micky919
@micky919 3 года назад
@@420ramborip based
@ichigokurosaki592
@ichigokurosaki592 3 года назад
@@420ramborip based
@mrsubscriber5356
@mrsubscriber5356 5 лет назад
*Top 3 things Science can't explain* 1. What came before the big bang 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. RU-vid Recommendations
@user-em1dl6jk1j
@user-em1dl6jk1j 5 лет назад
You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these
@priyamehra5135
@priyamehra5135 5 лет назад
two more things science can't explain who is gay? where is H?
@gabrielgregorio2340
@gabrielgregorio2340 5 лет назад
The Bermuda triangle was explained
@stevenmendoza3732
@stevenmendoza3732 5 лет назад
@@gabrielgregorio2340 explain
@gabrielgregorio2340
@gabrielgregorio2340 5 лет назад
@@stevenmendoza3732 search it on RU-vid I ain't no scientist
@angg922
@angg922 11 месяцев назад
This encourages me to practice soccer every day
@ryanbrimson8238
@ryanbrimson8238 2 года назад
This was released exactly one year before I was born nice
@kabru4344
@kabru4344 5 лет назад
Martin Tyler: "This is such a one sided afair"
@splinter1817
@splinter1817 5 лет назад
😂
@markmarkmarkfr
@markmarkmarkfr 5 лет назад
Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals
@alexDdey
@alexDdey 5 лет назад
@@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals
@kabru4344
@kabru4344 5 лет назад
@@alexDdey racking*
@archib0ld1
@archib0ld1 5 лет назад
"Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"
@user-mb3xm8rn5g
@user-mb3xm8rn5g 4 года назад
When the gym teacher joins the soccer game
@agustinvidart3849
@agustinvidart3849 4 года назад
Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please
@user-mb3xm8rn5g
@user-mb3xm8rn5g 4 года назад
Agustin Vidart ok
@ninja23yt
@ninja23yt 4 года назад
@@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans
@kellogscornflakes2430
@kellogscornflakes2430 4 года назад
Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer
@flagflow1232
@flagflow1232 4 года назад
It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.
@Sir_Goofinator
@Sir_Goofinator 4 месяца назад
The AI on EAFC’s ultimate difficulty
@ethanpower381
@ethanpower381 Год назад
American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages
@dakingk7813
@dakingk7813 3 года назад
No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol
@Zowimir
@Zowimir 2 года назад
Sounds like good times
@z3tsu228
@z3tsu228 2 года назад
@@valeqium 90-0
@swirlingfudge
@swirlingfudge 2 года назад
@@z3tsu228 91-0
@christopherstein2024
@christopherstein2024 2 года назад
@@valeqium 70 : 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Vurinati
@Vurinati 2 года назад
@@valeqium or germany when it was good
@Marco-lr6yd
@Marco-lr6yd 4 года назад
0:38 dude smart enough to go away
@mcj2219
@mcj2219 4 года назад
He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.
@Hoggaththegreat
@Hoggaththegreat 4 года назад
@@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit
@jokertm6889
@jokertm6889 4 года назад
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@markhylis9561
@markhylis9561 2 года назад
Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins
@yaserali9091
@yaserali9091 4 месяца назад
Came here in disbelief of what the new movie 'Next Goal Wins' mentioned....31-0!! Wow!!
@MetralletaLuis
@MetralletaLuis 10 лет назад
1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic
@beencozy9983
@beencozy9983 7 лет назад
Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO
@ZVEKOfficial
@ZVEKOfficial 6 лет назад
53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit
@polkaproductions9120
@polkaproductions9120 6 лет назад
NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.
@CraigFisherman
@CraigFisherman 6 лет назад
William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent
@DS-Pakaemon
@DS-Pakaemon 6 лет назад
TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless
@stepupin9076
@stepupin9076 6 лет назад
Australia scores the 32nd goal and the goalkeeper is absolutely heartbroken. Like he lost the world cup final xD
@wernerappel1793
@wernerappel1793 5 лет назад
only 31st !
@gwenlee5864
@gwenlee5864 5 лет назад
@@wernerappel1793 1:49 i think
@wernerappel1793
@wernerappel1793 5 лет назад
@@gwenlee5864 The result display is wrong, the end result was 31: 0
@WSDIY
@WSDIY 5 лет назад
Thats my clubs goal keeper coach😂
@WSDIY
@WSDIY 5 лет назад
@@Eken1777 no. I live in America
@Just_A_Normal_Person669
@Just_A_Normal_Person669 Год назад
Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.
@robertohaubold752
@robertohaubold752 2 года назад
You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video
@lemat579
@lemat579 3 года назад
Defenitely "Australia's 22-0 against Tongo two days ago, was not just a luck" Looking forward to watch Australia VS Bikini Athol
@lemat579
@lemat579 3 года назад
@S P true, Tongo is somewhere Africa(?) . Long life Tonga!
@notmyrealaccount9378
@notmyrealaccount9378 2 года назад
@@lemat579 Togo and Tonga are different...Togo is in africa and Tonga is an island located off the north coast of Australia...ur geography scks..
@lemat579
@lemat579 2 года назад
@@notmyrealaccount9378 I have mistaken on perpouse to offend Togo, because I am racist. ✌️✌🏿
@wdm_maps
@wdm_maps 2 года назад
@@lemat579 df
@notmyrealaccount9378
@notmyrealaccount9378 2 года назад
@@lemat579 good for u, idegaf..
@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN 4 года назад
American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!" *2 days later* 😑
@FormerGovernmentHuman
@FormerGovernmentHuman 4 года назад
Samoans and tongan have some really ancient beef too. So this was a slap into a reverse slap.
@senorgheret724
@senorgheret724 4 года назад
stim amandoi ca esti roman
@capitanulcacaoernesto8215
@capitanulcacaoernesto8215 4 года назад
@@senorgheret724 bre da că-ți romani pe aici :))
@ayaazbukhari6147
@ayaazbukhari6147 4 года назад
Imagine having a 53 GD after 2 games
@honestabe5153
@honestabe5153 4 года назад
More like 😭😭😭😭
@TheVoyager3301
@TheVoyager3301 11 месяцев назад
The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup
@sv916gtv7
@sv916gtv7 5 месяцев назад
Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.
@nathansouth5094
@nathansouth5094 3 месяца назад
​@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.
@Maverick-nb3rg
@Maverick-nb3rg 7 месяцев назад
After watching "Next Big Wins," I was surprised at how bad their game was. Especially they actually show this footage in the movie. Decent film.
@rubysauce
@rubysauce 10 лет назад
no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.
@thisisblackmesa
@thisisblackmesa 9 лет назад
Lol
@noah321
@noah321 6 лет назад
rubysauce do u know how many likes u have
@CJGSF
@CJGSF 6 лет назад
rubysauce next leg Samoa 33-0 Australia
@lionelmessigician6887
@lionelmessigician6887 6 лет назад
It was 32-31
@lionelmessigician6887
@lionelmessigician6887 6 лет назад
DER BESTE SPIELER yeah
@cptalpha3419
@cptalpha3419 5 лет назад
Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: step aside boys
@isaythetruth3701
@isaythetruth3701 5 лет назад
bro this is fucking American Samoa they are small as fuck
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer 5 лет назад
like user name mate.
@isaythetruth3701
@isaythetruth3701 5 лет назад
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer whata username
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer 5 лет назад
"I say the Truth"
@isaythetruth3701
@isaythetruth3701 5 лет назад
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer thx
@theblueytimes
@theblueytimes 2 месяца назад
Just watched the movie, sums it up perfectly.
@kgizzle92
@kgizzle92 Год назад
Archie Thompson scored nearly half of his career international goals that day!
@shaydicus710
@shaydicus710 3 года назад
Team Manager: “Don’t worry lads, we can do this, we only have to score 33 goals”!
@OkyshoNath
@OkyshoNath 2 года назад
We cum* do this
@dragooll2023
@dragooll2023 2 года назад
@@OkyshoNath Get the meds
@OkyshoNath
@OkyshoNath 2 года назад
@@dragooll2023 give em 2 me
@Dr_Telfort
@Dr_Telfort 2 года назад
Actually 32
@shaydicus710
@shaydicus710 2 года назад
@@Dr_Telfort Oh I see what you’re saying I just said 33 more so as a random number but if you want to go if this video then, yes 32 goals
@Adam-cj2jg
@Adam-cj2jg 4 года назад
*"One team on great form, the other very off colour!"*
@joeyjones49
@joeyjones49 3 года назад
“I have to say it’s so one-sided today, but all credit to the team that are racking up the goals.”
@adisharma8609
@adisharma8609 3 года назад
@@joeyjones49 the fifa commentators used this evert time... once I was winning 2-1 and they said it which made me look like the score was 100-0 lol
@adiyrahman5683
@adiyrahman5683 3 года назад
That’s class😂😂🤮
@Botmanszn
@Botmanszn 3 года назад
I SWEAR YOULL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS, EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ahmedrazzaq786
@Ahmedrazzaq786 3 года назад
Legandary words 😂
@evanbrowne4029
@evanbrowne4029 2 года назад
For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.
@fathergabrielstokes4706
@fathergabrielstokes4706 Год назад
Masterpiece
@namngo6195
@namngo6195 5 лет назад
this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia
@jahahahahahahahah7169
@jahahahahahahahah7169 5 лет назад
Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0
@10000subswithnovideos.
@10000subswithnovideos. 5 лет назад
Nam Ngô #makequittedaword
@ryankelly2109
@ryankelly2109 5 лет назад
@@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies
@jahahahahahahahah7169
@jahahahahahahahah7169 5 лет назад
ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic
@billyjov
@billyjov 5 лет назад
@Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with
@dvdv8197
@dvdv8197 3 года назад
"Where was the keeper?" - Sadly for him, still on the pitch. Daaaaaaamn savage!! 😅😂😂
@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174
@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174 2 года назад
Well, let's don't forget that he was better than his mates. Even Top Goal keepers in general don't have a high save rate.
@mohammedumer9412
@mohammedumer9412 2 года назад
@@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174 Man you didn't have to do Ter STEGEN this dirty
@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial
@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial 2 года назад
This not only Keeper fault, the defence very weak they just watch and walk, not help the keeper
@sebastianvoisard
@sebastianvoisard 2 года назад
The commentator just ended his whole career with that roast.
@Therightstuff998
@Therightstuff998 2 года назад
@@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial The defense behavior looks completely lost, what are they even doing ^^
@ahadshaikh368
@ahadshaikh368 Год назад
POV: When you play FIFA 07 with beginner difficulty.
@gabrielc6252
@gabrielc6252 Год назад
Some of these goals were quite high quality
@stavrospapageorge7716
@stavrospapageorge7716 5 лет назад
Brazil: We lost 1-7 by Germany American Samoa: Am I a joke to you?
@stavrospapageorge7716
@stavrospapageorge7716 5 лет назад
@@randomvidios09 it doesnt matter
@playforplayers8567
@playforplayers8567 4 года назад
HOLD MY BEER
@judychen1038
@judychen1038 4 года назад
Vizz0r _PubgMobile Countryballs
@tbas003
@tbas003 4 года назад
@@playforplayers8567 hold my tricampeonato mundial
@tariksaadeddine9339
@tariksaadeddine9339 4 года назад
That’s not how the meme works dumb normie
@ilhamnur8420
@ilhamnur8420 4 года назад
This Commentator is so damn chill, can't lie to that.
@hocinekerouaz6291
@hocinekerouaz6291 3 года назад
I love how is it the same voice in documentaries about white people discovering primitive tribes
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