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Patrick Bateman implores to hear about his coworkers' lunches.
American Psycho (2000)

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@Moostache_
@Moostache_ 2 года назад
In 1981, McDonald’s released this, the McRib, their most accomplished sandwich.
@abrahamlincoln9758
@abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад
I think I heir undisputed masterpiece is the mcrib value meal. a meal so catchy that most people probably don’t order an oreo pie. But they should because it’s not just about the pleasures of bbq sauce and the importance of processed pork. It’s a personal statement about the restaraunt itself.
@GIJames
@GIJames 2 года назад
@@abrahamlincoln9758 Hey Ronald!
@40mihirkulkarni44
@40mihirkulkarni44 2 года назад
@@GIJames AAAAAAAAA *Proceeds to butcher poor Ronald*
@firstnamelastname1837
@firstnamelastname1837 2 года назад
For me it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
@Sam-ep2yo
@Sam-ep2yo 2 года назад
@@40mihirkulkarni44 "Try catching the Hamburglar now, you stupid fucking bastard!"
@PatrickBatemanPierceAndPierce
@PatrickBatemanPierceAndPierce 2 года назад
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's sandwich is obviously more expensive than mine.
@__syzygy__
@__syzygy__ 2 года назад
Bet Paul Allen is also panicking since these guys stole it
@johnathant6735
@johnathant6735 2 года назад
I feel as if saying “Paul’s deli” would be more fitting.
@sergeantbean2730
@sergeantbean2730 2 года назад
"It even has a branding"
@monusssuo6817
@monusssuo6817 2 года назад
I can't believe he preferred his sandwich to mine
@pm.meowth4850
@pm.meowth4850 2 года назад
@@__syzygy__ you think paul allen only has one sandwich? what is this small time
@testedhawk
@testedhawk 2 года назад
"I got a reservation at McDonald's." "McDonald's? How do you think he pulled that off?"
@zombeaver69
@zombeaver69 2 года назад
that is impressive
@bud389
@bud389 2 года назад
In 50 years, I bet you that McDonald's is going to convert to a high-end burger establishment that only caters to the affluent.
@JohanKylander
@JohanKylander 2 года назад
Nobody goes there anymore.
@elansleazebaganno
@elansleazebaganno 2 года назад
@@bud389 Probably man lmao
@deepth0t186
@deepth0t186 2 года назад
I bet he's lying
@MrAledro84
@MrAledro84 Год назад
your condiment was sufficient, Luis.
@iloveihop07
@iloveihop07 3 месяца назад
this is a perfect joke hahaha
@fa14fighterjet
@fa14fighterjet 3 месяца назад
Underrated
@thesnowmiser6728
@thesnowmiser6728 2 месяца назад
God damn
@pastapirate
@pastapirate 2 года назад
"I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at a food truck since I'm positive they wont have a decent Cubano... but they do and hunger washes over me in an awesome wave." - Patrick Bateman.
@KevinHardeman
@KevinHardeman 2 года назад
I can't believe that Bryce calls hamburgers steamed hams
@DricusDuPlessis185
@DricusDuPlessis185 2 года назад
Bryce
@KevinHardeman
@KevinHardeman 2 года назад
@@DricusDuPlessis185 Thanks, edited
@jqyhlmnp
@jqyhlmnp 2 года назад
@@KevinHardeman Bruce
@KevinHardeman
@KevinHardeman 2 года назад
@@jqyhlmnp Thanks!
@Barlemon
@Barlemon 2 года назад
I can't believe Bryce calls them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
@yogarthkankheria5287
@yogarthkankheria5287 2 года назад
"you can always be fatter, look obese"
@FrigidHeights
@FrigidHeights 2 года назад
I have to return some XXL shirts
@simplydolgoruky1018
@simplydolgoruky1018 2 года назад
fuck me this made me laugh
@TheMongolianWay
@TheMongolianWay 2 года назад
Best comment
@8der8overtaker82
@8der8overtaker82 2 года назад
Respect for this comment. Normally you can't make me chuckle that fast
@mccosmicdj5066
@mccosmicdj5066 2 года назад
😆😆😆
@DrMcMoist
@DrMcMoist 2 года назад
"Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see what grinds Paul Allen's gears."
@PaulallenFilms
@PaulallenFilms 2 года назад
i can tell you
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 2 года назад
An axe.
@scootch4224
@scootch4224 3 года назад
"Lets see Paul Allen's sandwich"
@Cherry_cola4
@Cherry_cola4 2 года назад
Sounds very *interesting*
@kwombat5306
@kwombat5306 2 года назад
we just saw that
@cop-killer-
@cop-killer- 2 года назад
like why would theey have paul allens lunch
@sanath9641
@sanath9641 2 года назад
The American Gastronomaniac
@YasinTheDuke
@YasinTheDuke 2 года назад
Yes, I heard that in the video that I just watched.
@bertchintus4103
@bertchintus4103 2 года назад
"Could you ever imagine eating a sandwich from a kosher deli?" "Whoa, cool it with the anti-semetic remarks"
@bertchintus4103
@bertchintus4103 2 года назад
@Username whoa wtf why would I even say marks. I must have been drunk when writing that
@Hpencer
@Hpencer Год назад
@Username it even has an anti Semitic water remark
@rickeydart3040
@rickeydart3040 Год назад
@@Hpencer *Swastika*
@mawile3037
@mawile3037 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neelanshguptaa1440
@neelanshguptaa1440 2 года назад
"Where are you going?" "Just leaving" "But where?" "I have to return some bad takeaway"
@bno6156
@bno6156 2 года назад
“But your favourite restaurants are my favourite restaurants, I just don’t think it would work”
@gustavocring1914
@gustavocring1914 5 месяцев назад
0:07 I love that "whoOH" it sounds very whobbly
@zakwindle8859
@zakwindle8859 Год назад
“Good bread” got me..😂😂😂
@AMT_AllMyThoughts
@AMT_AllMyThoughts Год назад
YES I searched for that comment xD
@keithpierce5686
@keithpierce5686 3 месяца назад
Italian bread is pretty good.
@warmanship
@warmanship 2 года назад
I can't believe how well-acted dialogues are. You clearly knew what made the original scene legendary
@retropunk5196
@retropunk5196 Год назад
Plus the fact he added the paper bag sfxs is just perfect
@blablabla1000able
@blablabla1000able 8 месяцев назад
Might have been funnier with basically identical sandwiches
@mandrake6486
@mandrake6486 2 года назад
The awkward crunching of the bags when they hide their sandwiches lmao.
@a_wormwood
@a_wormwood 2 года назад
1:15 can't even begin to imagine how you managed to deliver this line without cracking up, this is golden content. absolutely amazing work man
@Inshabael.
@Inshabael. 2 года назад
You can notice a slight wavering in his voice, he was about to lose it lmao
@aIexemre
@aIexemre 2 года назад
plot twist: it took 472 takes
@Tomartyr
@Tomartyr 2 года назад
You can hear him smiling as he says "Dom Perignon Champagne."
@jazzman2516
@jazzman2516 2 года назад
Exactly! I thought that line was way to funny to deliver! 😂
@Steezboy3000
@Steezboy3000 2 года назад
He says "bone in loaf" right?
@Seanbo88
@Seanbo88 Месяц назад
1:04 the sandwich floating back into the bag, lmao
@brycejohansen7114
@brycejohansen7114 5 месяцев назад
The algorithm knows me too well, I was literally eating a sandwich when I saw this.
@Aaron-bf3jg
@Aaron-bf3jg 2 года назад
This was literally me during lunch working in finance in Boston. Every single day, trying to find the new lunch spot and describing my lunch to my subterranean colleagues.
@peennuts3938
@peennuts3938 2 года назад
I like this comment a lot
@gobbleguk
@gobbleguk 2 года назад
@@peennuts3938 true
@jd7338
@jd7338 2 года назад
Best comment ever made me hungry
@shnorglebop1798
@shnorglebop1798 2 года назад
Where’s the part where you stole their life essences?
@studiosempy
@studiosempy Год назад
It's you! You're the American Psycho!
@chain-wallet
@chain-wallet Год назад
as someone who has participated in a sandwich competition, this hits hard
@Random_Fanguy
@Random_Fanguy Год назад
0:31 I’m always slightly bothered by the fact the line wasn’t changed to, “How’d a nitwit like you get something so tasty?”
@kuros4764
@kuros4764 Год назад
G o o d b r e a d
@AnonyMoose2012
@AnonyMoose2012 2 года назад
I don’t know what made me laugh more: was it the was it the concept? Was it the crunching of the bags? Was it the underage voice acting (superbly done btw)? Was it the flop of Paul Allen’s sandwich? I don’t know! This video … is superb sir. Thank you.
@gotsomham
@gotsomham 2 года назад
Maybe it was the fact that Paul Allen pulled out a fucking GRILLED CHEESE.
@toadallynoodle5414
@toadallynoodle5414 Год назад
@@gotsomham to be fair to Paul Allen, a grilled cheese with some pepper jack and parmesian on the outside of the bread is pretty amazing. No wonder Bateman was jealous.
@AmnesiaForever
@AmnesiaForever Год назад
@@toadallynoodle5414 Let's see Paul Allen's BFP.
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia Год назад
The fact that you know a teenage boy made this elevates the craftsmanship and levies the flaws.
@LudaSuva
@LudaSuva 2 года назад
I'm so pissed i haven't seen this earlier its so fucking good
@howardlovesyouu
@howardlovesyouu 2 года назад
My therapist: Patrick Griffin is not real, he can't hurt you... The thumbnail:
@raidenkeify
@raidenkeify 2 года назад
That's patrick cheny
@buyerenogurlfwendo2106
@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 2 года назад
Ayyyyyy
@howardlovesyouu
@howardlovesyouu 2 года назад
@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 ayyyy
@iamafish7
@iamafish7 2 года назад
What about Peter Bateman?
@howardlovesyouu
@howardlovesyouu 2 года назад
@@iamafish7 Noiceee
@salsamancer
@salsamancer 3 месяца назад
The paper bag crinkling really puts this one over the top A+
@sphen3109
@sphen3109 2 года назад
I think this video really came into it's own, both comedically and intellectually
@abrahamlincoln9758
@abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад
Hey, Sphen. Why do you have paper on the floor? Are you making a four foot sandwich?
@sphen3109
@sphen3109 2 года назад
@@abrahamlincoln9758 No Abe! In 07 I made myself a sandwich, it was an undisputed masterpiece, the main features were onions and olives, a combo so delicious most people don't realize how the flavors bond with each other, but they should! Because it's not just about a quick and convenient food, it's also a statement about how olives (a not too popular food) can accentuate both new and old flavors. Hey Abe!
@abrahamlincoln9758
@abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад
@@sphen3109 Yeah?
@sphen3109
@sphen3109 2 года назад
@@abrahamlincoln9758 CHOP!
@buddhacrisN
@buddhacrisN 2 года назад
I love how he just drops Paul Allen’s lunch
@DrKnockers05
@DrKnockers05 2 года назад
Damn, you even nailed the fear and dread in your voice in "Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sandwich" the same way Bale did in the movie. Nicely done.
@itspovvy
@itspovvy Год назад
"Oh my god, it even has a grillmark"
@locochavo4560
@locochavo4560 2 года назад
Love the paper bag sounds. Makes this video from a 10 to a 100
@Smallcox
@Smallcox 2 года назад
This is fantastic but I think it would have been funny to say “oh my god, it even has a griddle mark”
@ninochaosdrache3189
@ninochaosdrache3189 Год назад
The subtle "dumpf" of the bread hitting the table was well done.
@flamingonion27
@flamingonion27 2 года назад
Dude I got so freaked out when he said “new sandwich” I thought that was actually Christian bale. such good acting 10/10
@AlphaDogX25
@AlphaDogX25 2 года назад
@Maggot bro just stop.. don't lie 🤦
@TheDestroyerComics
@TheDestroyerComics 2 года назад
you captured the patrick bateman vocal mannerisms shockingly well for this little joke
@realkingofantarctica
@realkingofantarctica 2 года назад
I need to see the people who voice-acted this, sit in this exact room in those seats with even the lighting as it was originally, dressed the same way as their respective characters albeit with no makeup and their own hairstyles, acting out the scene of their creation. If I see this play out the way I described it, it would be the new standard for humour in my book. I swear to God almighty that I am not joking.
@jamesinhenley
@jamesinhenley 2 года назад
Gross
@lifeboat6284
@lifeboat6284 2 года назад
@@jamesinhenley shaddup
@distinctloafer
@distinctloafer 2 года назад
You need to? Nobody owes you shit.
@gibletto
@gibletto 2 года назад
Let's see the foley guys contribution...
@MegaHellstrike
@MegaHellstrike 2 года назад
Very edgy. Real shame about your parent's marriage btw :/
@BudiandLeo
@BudiandLeo 2 года назад
When he ruffled the bag and pulled out his sandwich, I died.
@slyguythreeonetwonine3172
@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 2 года назад
I like how uncomfortable the room got when getting ready for Paul's sandwich.😂
@filmdude9970
@filmdude9970 7 месяцев назад
The silence before "Look at that french baumann loaf" is what really gets to me.
@linkmandrew
@linkmandrew Год назад
The crinkling bags as they sheepishly put their sandwiches away was hilarious
@markparkinson6947
@markparkinson6947 2 года назад
The dubbing is fantastic, and the wrinkling of the paper bags are on point. 👌
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 2 года назад
Is. The wrinkling is.
@Radiocures
@Radiocures 8 месяцев назад
Paul doesn't carry his own sandwich. His colleagues do
@dane21dc
@dane21dc 2 месяца назад
“Coke, straight, and a thick shake”
@lucassalinas1165
@lucassalinas1165 2 года назад
The bag crunching sounds in this video could outcompete every single microsecond of ASMR content on the internet
@aidanfreienmuth006
@aidanfreienmuth006 2 года назад
Finally, a video that encapsulates my love of sandwich, and why it matters to get one right
@kokobeans619
@kokobeans619 2 года назад
That was gold. That was an experience to watch. I refrained from watching a second time just to savor that first time experience.
@Tbramblet
@Tbramblet 2 месяца назад
I thought the thumbnail was Penn Also the blunt delivery of "I can't believe that Price prefers Van Patten's sandwich to mine" is great
@gempower8029
@gempower8029 3 месяца назад
The paper bag sound effect got me rolling lol 🤣
@ashlandwithouttheshd
@ashlandwithouttheshd 2 года назад
When you think about it, comparing sandwiches makes about as much sense as comparing business cards
@Zid9219
@Zid9219 2 года назад
I like that even you can see the card in the behind the sandwiches, it just adds to the edit and looks like they sat the food down on a napkin. this is great :D
@ANNIHILATIONmusic999
@ANNIHILATIONmusic999 2 года назад
That fuckin thumbnail🤣🤣
@crestv1758
@crestv1758 2 года назад
lol🤣🤣
@fastforward1035
@fastforward1035 2 года назад
That thumbnail gets me everytime🤣🤣😂
@chriswhittaker1151
@chriswhittaker1151 2 года назад
Lmfao
@robertwhite5351
@robertwhite5351 2 года назад
Lmao
@WizGallorado
@WizGallorado Год назад
I love how the business card underneath makes it look like the sandwich is on a napkin.
@McSwey
@McSwey 2 года назад
this has so amazing potential to be an ad. "Paul's, We got You"
@DaedalianAbilon
@DaedalianAbilon 2 года назад
u guys fucking nailed the voices, funny as hell
@KuroKumo96
@KuroKumo96 2 года назад
I like how a grilled cheese sandwich is what gets Patrick
@od1401
@od1401 2 года назад
Super seamless audio editing, really nice job
@mikerodger7049
@mikerodger7049 Год назад
I swear to God I got an ad for Mr. Submarine after this...the irony is well...delicious
@michaelmunoz8014
@michaelmunoz8014 2 года назад
"Something wrong Patrick? You're drooling."
@theottomanunion8862
@theottomanunion8862 2 года назад
Impressive, very nice
@connortracey4536
@connortracey4536 Год назад
Idk but the crinkling of the bags when they put their sandwiches away makes me cry 😂
@hassaanbukhari517
@hassaanbukhari517 4 месяца назад
What makes it more cool is that slight restaurant sound of plates and flatware in the background. Genius!
@DougWIngate
@DougWIngate Год назад
the unenthusiastic line delivery makes this even better
@chishti1730
@chishti1730 5 месяцев назад
The thumbnail is GOD tier😂😂
@johnathant6735
@johnathant6735 2 года назад
I haven’t seen the movie yet. So, this is what’s going to be playing through my head the first time I watch this scene. Edit: 9 hours later just watched the movie. Thought about the sandwich the whole time; that was great.
@campbellpearce1775
@campbellpearce1775 Год назад
Oh my god. It even has grill marks.
@synthguy7774
@synthguy7774 Месяц назад
"Patrick where'd you get that brioche? It's so soft."
@EpicBeard815
@EpicBeard815 2 года назад
Whenever Bateman has his headphones on, he's listening to the rustling of brown paper bags.
@Some-kid-called-David
@Some-kid-called-David Год назад
In his morning routine, he eats cookie crunches. He can eat a thousand now.
@Darkmoone1
@Darkmoone1 2 года назад
The paper bag crunching is what gets me. XD
@demonhunter5478
@demonhunter5478 2 года назад
The sound effects and audio mixing are honestly really impressive
@shaibanansari255
@shaibanansari255 Год назад
"Tasteful thickness of it" 💀
@Kingg_45
@Kingg_45 Год назад
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@physicshacks6349
@physicshacks6349 Год назад
" Look at the subtle off white colouring of the cheese , the tasteful thickness of the bread ,oh my god the sandwich even has a water mark ". - Patrick Sandwichman .
@Get-Fucked
@Get-Fucked 2 года назад
"That's a wonderful bib- don't tell me, don't tell me- let me guess... hm.... Mcdonald's Napkin?" "uh-huh" "It looks 2 ply-" *_slaps hand_* "Your compliment was sufficient, louis."
@abrahamlincoln9758
@abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад
"What do need? You need some money? Why don't you have a sandwich? Huh? You know... I just don't have anything in common with you."
@unifiedmongoose7915
@unifiedmongoose7915 2 года назад
funniest thing ive seen all day 😂
@robertcarter8600
@robertcarter8600 Год назад
Ads for breakfast, ads for dinner.
@tommyjones1357
@tommyjones1357 Год назад
Traditional RU-vid. This was the original way to utilize this platform!
@PapaLuge
@PapaLuge 2 месяца назад
Fatrick Bateman
@explosive_nuclear_catz
@explosive_nuclear_catz Месяц назад
LMAO
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia Год назад
I like how the "bone colored scilian rail" gag is replace with "cherry pepper relish" keeping that same subconscious metaphore for Pat's bloodlust along with the overly complicated title for a simple font/sauce
@NYG5
@NYG5 7 дней назад
"I'm on the verge of tears as I don't know if my Happy Meal sandwich will come with a Pokemon toy, or if they have already switched to Tamagotchi toys this fiscal quarter"
@hansyboi
@hansyboi 3 месяца назад
"and the sauce is something called cherry pepper relish" as if cherry pepper relish was some sort of exotic unheard of sauce literally made me spit out my drink
@magikarpusedsplash8881
@magikarpusedsplash8881 2 года назад
missed opportunity to say "oh god... it even has grill marks"
@2006PoyotaKirbolla
@2006PoyotaKirbolla 5 месяцев назад
It’s Christian Whale!
@ZucchiniOnion
@ZucchiniOnion Год назад
As a sandwich enjoyer I can confirm, this is how we compare our lunches
@pauljoedominic
@pauljoedominic 2 года назад
Tasteful thickness...that line came in handy from the original dialogue
@perrywclifton
@perrywclifton 4 месяца назад
The crinkling of the paper bags is so fucking funny
@mickspicredbeard7021
@mickspicredbeard7021 Год назад
Missed the chance to say "ohmygod. It even has grill marks"
@Ivan-pi6ur
@Ivan-pi6ur 2 года назад
I chuckled at the thumbnail
@vanemaster4345
@vanemaster4345 2 года назад
Smoked Brisket, overhakery chips, for sicksalards.
@Ironman-BB
@Ironman-BB 8 месяцев назад
Let's see Paul Allen's Cake.
@houseofthesupermen377
@houseofthesupermen377 Год назад
Another instance of where my brain takes me tonight.
@SamuelLucas-bd8jm
@SamuelLucas-bd8jm 2 года назад
The subtle sound edit of the sandwhich hitting the table. It’s the details that make a work of art
@zacsisolak
@zacsisolak Год назад
I like the idea that the cards are just being used as coasters for the sandwiches
@Rastafarianinja
@Rastafarianinja Год назад
I used to work in a sandwich shop, I wish I had found this video sooner
@heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081
@heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081 2 года назад
look at that smooth editing, the clean and crisp motion tracking of it. oh my god, it even has voice actors.
@YamatoPower9000
@YamatoPower9000 2 месяца назад
The only thing is missing is fast food hustle in kitchen and cash register beeping with managers yelling in bg.
@oscarism69
@oscarism69 Год назад
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at the breadbank, as I'm positive we won't find a decent sandwich
@SupaGema
@SupaGema 2 года назад
Good shitposts like this don’t come around often. I’ll have to enjoy this a few times.
@coffeecat4506
@coffeecat4506 2 года назад
“How’d a nitwit like you get so tasteful?” That lines hits different here
@bby429
@bby429 Год назад
The voicing is amazing tbh
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