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Today we react to some funny and odd things Americans have said online
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@Kickiusz
@Kickiusz 2 месяца назад
Imagine bragging that your country allows your boss to work you to the bone.
@gr3enonline108
@gr3enonline108 2 месяца назад
and dont forget that many of them are working for minimum wage
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
i work 40h week and got 30 days vacation each year....but i am in the EU!
@JunjiDorito
@JunjiDorito 2 месяца назад
@@Arltratlo I work 37.5 a week and get 33 days holiday a year. And we're not even in the EU anymore. Americans get barely anything
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
@@JunjiDorito i can go to France without passport, you cant do that anymore! and i have the right to travel, you can be rejected at the border!
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
@@Arltratlo No. we can still get into France without a passport, we just need to fill in an online form before we go. It takes 2 minutes or less. Try again.
@terriblyaverage3099
@terriblyaverage3099 2 месяца назад
Americans who think british people still care about the american revolution as if brits hold a grudge against them or something is so funny
@WIDGI
@WIDGI 2 месяца назад
because they have no idea that there even is a rest of the world. Some even think modern history started in 1776 and European history ended the same day. I wish that wasn't true but it is.
@Aureilia
@Aureilia 2 месяца назад
America is the ex that's obsessed with the idea that you're obsessed with them 😅
@alanluscombe8a553
@alanluscombe8a553 2 месяца назад
@@Aureiliaas an American I agree. People talk about the revolution like nothing happened before that and like we didn’t come from Europe
@angelikaskoroszyn8495
@angelikaskoroszyn8495 2 месяца назад
It reminds me of how Russians (or rather Russian propaganda) treats Poland nowadays. You would think that we're still a part of the great Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. A country able and willing to invade Russia only to retread after couple months because our nobility got too drunk to fight off peasant rebelion. Meanwhile Poland nowadays can barely form a goverment. Nobody cares about the troubles - people are more focused on what the politicians are trying to push on us
@hugo-pg5tv
@hugo-pg5tv 2 месяца назад
​@@alanluscombe8a553or that americans are so cocky about winning the war when France did 90% of the fighting and was the only reason they even have any rights.
@frankj10000
@frankj10000 2 месяца назад
As a German I never ever associated Pizza with America. What?!
@commandershepard2490
@commandershepard2490 2 месяца назад
Ofc not, nobody does. I gotta admit, NYC Pizza IS good. Actually. But it loses anytime against a pizza neapolitana
@ajstyles5704
@ajstyles5704 2 месяца назад
​@@commandershepard2490If it ain't beating neapolitana, I'm not even going to waste my time, I'm freaking from Switzerland growing up with varieties of Pizzas.😊
@commandershepard2490
@commandershepard2490 2 месяца назад
@@ajstyles5704 Bin auch aus der deutschen Region um Basel und Italien ist hier halt der standard "lass mal schnell 3 Tage ans Meer fetzen" Urlaub. Niemand hier den ich kenne würde eine amerikanische Pizza der italienischen vorziehen.
@anonihme5142
@anonihme5142 2 месяца назад
no one ever has except some Americans... and I'd bet most of them still know its Italian
@ellenripley4640
@ellenripley4640 2 месяца назад
I love Pizza with Pineapple and Ham, I call it Pizza Ontario since this is where it was invented.
@StormTGD
@StormTGD 2 месяца назад
The chocolate is actually reverse. Most American "chocolates" cannot be legally considered chocolate in the UK, because they only contain around 5% coco solids where it needs to be 20% for it to be considered chocolate.
@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 2 месяца назад
I actually prefer American chocolates (I’m British)
@wasdered1034
@wasdered1034 Месяц назад
Yeah , got that mrbeast chocolate one day , it tastes like crap
@MickH60
@MickH60 Месяц назад
@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo American chocolate tastes like sh1t, sugary garbage....
@toolatetothestory
@toolatetothestory Месяц назад
Most American food in general cannot be sold in Europe as it would constitute as poison
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
which is still far too low. should be 30-40% at least.
@austeruslucio
@austeruslucio 2 месяца назад
As an American, Americans mystify me as well. I think to myself "surely, we're not that bad," and everytime, I'm proven wrong.
@jammer09
@jammer09 2 месяца назад
r/notlikeotheramericans
@dbz9393
@dbz9393 2 месяца назад
you're not all that bad, just a bit special, we love you either way
@AveryLovesGoats
@AveryLovesGoats 2 месяца назад
@@dbz9393LOL this made me laugh
@alistairhackney
@alistairhackney 2 месяца назад
You're free to move to England, i'll be your friend. Guns aren't as readily available or easy to get hold of, but at least our food is real, we pronounce words properly and our teeth are real 😊🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@LizordSword
@LizordSword 2 месяца назад
dont trust the guy welcoming you here anyone vaugely patriotic are usually insane
@lavaissocoolandamazing
@lavaissocoolandamazing 2 месяца назад
The problem with the whole “europe doesn’t have …” argument is that Europe is a CONTINENT with different countries that all have their own laws and cultures. Some of the things they say might be true for one country but completely wrong for another.
@Ferined
@Ferined 2 месяца назад
Yeah, the most triggering thing about this video is all this talk about "Europe" as if it's one place, and "USA Vs Europe" as if they're comparable, and the USA isn't European.
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 2 месяца назад
Yes. It's like pretending that Canada is just like Haiti, because they are both in the continent of North America!
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 2 месяца назад
It's one country now, ruled from Brussels. The EUSSR
@mai-brittrohardtsrensen912
@mai-brittrohardtsrensen912 2 месяца назад
@@floydlooney6837NO
@Ferined
@Ferined 2 месяца назад
@@floydlooney6837 okay yank
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad 2 месяца назад
As a Scandinavian, I would love to see the Texans try to conquer the Nordics, when they couldn't even stay alive during a short cold spell.
@helene4397
@helene4397 2 месяца назад
Finnish here, I'd love to see that too.😅
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad 2 месяца назад
@@helene4397 Just imagine their reaction when the snow starts speaking Finnish.
@Trickaz94
@Trickaz94 2 месяца назад
@@MsAnpassad it'll be Vietnam all over again for the muricans
@minisnakali
@minisnakali 2 месяца назад
Norwegian here, I'm right with you. It'd be hilarious to watch
@mrsullied
@mrsullied 2 месяца назад
​@@helene4397Finland would wreck Texas' soul. Which isn't surprising considering Finland has 10x the forces and 3x the budget.
@theolder_man5768
@theolder_man5768 2 месяца назад
I don't think Texas could conquer Europe they don't know where it is.
@p.j.berman9060
@p.j.berman9060 Месяц назад
And look at their record fighting in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. If the whole of the US struggles in those conflicts, how could one state defeat an entire continent?
@toolatetothestory
@toolatetothestory Месяц назад
​@@p.j.berman9060The US has won a war on their own like... twice. In their entire countries history. Every other time they needed MASSIVE help or just lost. The American military is a joke
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
​@@p.j.berman9060and remember that were rather lower tech "enemies"...
@tuojiangoman3228
@tuojiangoman3228 Месяц назад
As a USAer, no, no they cannot.
@JerdyKhagan
@JerdyKhagan Месяц назад
​@@p.j.berman9060forgot about navy of which texas has not a lot
@Vi_Renders
@Vi_Renders 2 месяца назад
I just made the realisation that the one TikTok asking what the UK does during 4th of July highlights something. If the UK had to sit and think about the independence days of EVERY country or region we colonised we probs never have a normal day again 💀
@electricVGC
@electricVGC 2 месяца назад
It rains in London every day someone has an independence day from England :P
@EditorOfSL
@EditorOfSL 2 месяца назад
Countries in the World: 195 Days it rains in the U.K.: 356 You might want to check your maths.
@dekimi6739
@dekimi6739 2 месяца назад
🤓☝
@Vi_Renders
@Vi_Renders 2 месяца назад
@@dekimi6739 hahaha 😂
@7jbugg22
@7jbugg22 2 месяца назад
@@EditorOfSLbrother it’s called a joke
@Glegh
@Glegh 2 месяца назад
Its worth noting both Red 40 and Yellow 6 are banned in the UK
@BritishMilitaria
@BritishMilitaria 2 месяца назад
Haha yep I wonder why 🤨
@Asmodis4
@Asmodis4 2 месяца назад
almost everywhere in europe banned this dyes.
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 2 месяца назад
Why? I mean, I can understand Yellow 6, but Red 40, from what I find, is one of the safest colourers?
@Cybersword1910
@Cybersword1910 2 месяца назад
​@@BritishMilitariawhat
@sherme
@sherme 2 месяца назад
@@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х that's exactly what someone consuming large amounts of red 40 would say
@mrtea2553
@mrtea2553 2 месяца назад
I love the confidence behind people saying all of europe can fit in texas when google exists
@gingergingey8271
@gingergingey8271 2 месяца назад
Yeah, Europe is giant, especially considering RUSSIA, is part of Europe, the largest country in THE WORLD, is part of Europe.
@beanymcgill8360
@beanymcgill8360 2 месяца назад
@@gingergingey8271To be fair 25% of Russia is in Europe and the rest is in Asia. (The parts in Europe are still huge though)
@mrtea2553
@mrtea2553 2 месяца назад
@@beanymcgill8360 I wont even bother checking google but isnt ukraine alone bigger than texas or at least the same size
@beanymcgill8360
@beanymcgill8360 2 месяца назад
@@mrtea2553 Yeah, and I wasn’t disagreeing with you I was just pointing out to the other guy that a lot of Russia is in Asia lol
@mrsullied
@mrsullied 2 месяца назад
​@@mrtea2553Texas ca 10% bigger than Ukraine but 20% less pop (for now)
@JimnyThePython
@JimnyThePython 2 месяца назад
That one person was right, I wouldn’t make it in the US for 6 months, not because of their “work ethic” though, but because of their piss poor wages. That message was not the own he thought it was.
@DraculaCronqvist
@DraculaCronqvist Месяц назад
And besides, most Americans have a piss poor work ethic, trying to half-ass everything because they're so burned out.
@ronniehopper2726
@ronniehopper2726 Месяц назад
Well it has a lot to do with the fact that America has to subsidize European collective defense While we were screaming at you that the Russians were going to do something you were deciding your armies now you're bitching at us to protect the Ukrainians
@legonerd0666
@legonerd0666 Месяц назад
Not to mention workers rights bieng basicly nonexistant
@kaecatlady
@kaecatlady Месяц назад
And lack of mandatory vacation days for workers, don't leave that out. Many jobs can offer ZERO vacation and sick days--yet, many Americans still think unionizing is "communism".
@markbriten6999
@markbriten6999 Месяц назад
@@kaecatlady weve got arseholes whinging because Angela Rayner wants workers rights. Fuck them if their works won't cope with decent wages screw them, oh and when they go bust take every penny Ron them to pay redundancy. If that leaves them with nothing screw them
@grahvis
@grahvis 2 месяца назад
Europeans could not cope with rthe American work ethic? More a case of Europeans having a life and not being corporation slaves.
@mehallica666
@mehallica666 2 месяца назад
Exactly, Americans have no choice but to have that 'work ethic'. But hey, land of the free and all that.
@helene4397
@helene4397 2 месяца назад
​@@mehallica666what it actually means that USA is The Land Of The Free? Free from what?
@anarchodolly
@anarchodolly 2 месяца назад
@@helene4397 Free time.
@mehallica666
@mehallica666 2 месяца назад
@@helene4397 'Free' from a healthy work/life balance.
@mrsullied
@mrsullied 2 месяца назад
Free from the requirement to pay a livable minimum wage ​@@helene4397
@ethnsn
@ethnsn 2 месяца назад
As an American, it's dreadful being around these people. Literally zero critical thinking at all
@TeraChad23
@TeraChad23 2 месяца назад
And i thought people on the internet were bad 💀
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 2 месяца назад
I once mentioned to a US American online that in Switzerland, you technically don't need to ever set foot in a highschool to become a medical doctor. Because there are other ways to qualify for university, which is what you have to attend to become a medical doctor. Despite being given that explanation, that person still think this meant that "Swiss doctors don't even have a highschool degree, therefore they are less educated than someone with a highschool degree". Edit: Typo
@MatecaCorp
@MatecaCorp 2 месяца назад
@@camelopardalis84 American high school pretty much only succeeds at traumatizing people so I’d argue that Americans would be significantly less qualified
@TMac-g8p
@TMac-g8p 2 месяца назад
Wait in tell u mix or half and half dip with mayo and bbq.🎉
@OceanusHelios
@OceanusHelios 2 месяца назад
@@camelopardalis84 Thanks to the GOP the educational system in the USA is going to get much worse. It is already close to this comparison: the average English schoolboy is equivalent to the average High School graduate in education. A twelve year old matching an 18 year old in education. It's ridiculous. As an American I find it difficult, with my education, to speak to another adult in my country without cringing at the appalling ignorance...on just about everything. But if you got on the topic of vehicles, or pop culture...there is savant level knowledge happening. Cultural knowledge, history, and the worst one...actual political and economic knowledge is appalling. The right wing party in America has turned the entire country into a cult of stupidity. So, people are doomed to vote for being poorer and poorer and poorer. "Fleece me! Fleece me harder daddy!"
@VisualEhrmanntraut
@VisualEhrmanntraut 2 месяца назад
7:34 the funny thing is that Hawaiian pizza was created by Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, in 1962. So it's technically not even American-made, but European. 🤣 edit: I mean that the person was a Greek that just moved to Canada, not that Canada is in Europe. I'm not stupid.
@daphnelovesL
@daphnelovesL 2 месяца назад
When pizza is still European or Italian.
@thejuiceking2219
@thejuiceking2219 2 месяца назад
hey, it's as american as apple pie, a dish that originated in england
@Brutarii
@Brutarii 2 месяца назад
Typically Europeans ruining another world loved thing smh
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
In the UK, we just call it Pizza and it is branded as Italian (in the packaging and colouring used), with the exception of the odd US American themed pizza, which is just the same but with BBQ sauce and or chillies.
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 месяца назад
I don't know if you know this, but Canada is part of America....
@nighthawk3045
@nighthawk3045 2 месяца назад
I once saw a small meme about languages. It was like this: Select language: (England): English “Traditional” (American): English “Simplified”
@kanedNunable
@kanedNunable 25 дней назад
annoyingly now english english is called 'international english' and american english is just 'english' annoys the fk outta me. :P
@lurianie
@lurianie 2 месяца назад
someone’s been using a thesaurus for that title
@CR1MSONACE
@CR1MSONACE 2 месяца назад
Nuh uh, I know Mystify from Undertale. (Specifically Final Froggit in the CORE)
@EditorOfSL
@EditorOfSL 2 месяца назад
Mm, no, most people do still use that as a word…it’s not out of fashion just yet…
@harv3y874
@harv3y874 2 месяца назад
he definitely just googled: confused synonym
@elliottspokemon2654
@elliottspokemon2654 2 месяца назад
Lol maybe
@comraderose507
@comraderose507 2 месяца назад
No he’s just a scholar from Cambridge university
@ll7868
@ll7868 2 месяца назад
And now you understand why Canadians always have a Maple Leaf clearly visible when we travel to other countries. It's our way of saying "Sorry for looking like an American, please don't spit in my food."
@Telendil
@Telendil 2 месяца назад
The Problem is the leaf makes you look like you are American.. Because i have seen at least 3 US tourists not Canadian wear it on their backpack. But the only Canadian tourist i meet didnt have one.
@ll7868
@ll7868 2 месяца назад
@@Telendil So you think the Maple Leaf is a USA symbol? Have you ever heard of stolen valour? That's what people from the US wearing a maple leaf are doing and now their making Canadians look just as bad as they make their own country look. They should be called out as the liars they are.
@angelcabeza6464
@angelcabeza6464 Месяц назад
Still gonna spit in your food for what you did to the natives
@timdowney6721
@timdowney6721 Месяц назад
@@Telendil A sample size of one.🙄
@Telendil
@Telendil Месяц назад
@@timdowney6721 Since my argument mainly is that americans have it on their backback to not look like americans so if you use it you look like an american even if you are actually canadian my sample size would be 3. But this is so common knowlege that comedians make jokes about it that start like this : Since Americans are carrying Canada on their backback for years ....
@tcheeez09
@tcheeez09 2 месяца назад
8:43 Their family is so historically identifiable they can trace their ancestry back to ROCKS!
@robertcumming9227
@robertcumming9227 2 месяца назад
Tbf surely it should be pretty easy identifying their families lineage there can only be a few people in history that thick
@energeticcreeper7969
@energeticcreeper7969 2 месяца назад
considering the fact they went inside the stones they can apparently trace it forward too
@Niobesnuppa
@Niobesnuppa 2 месяца назад
It's like one of those fairytale origin stories. An old childless widow a thousand years ago went over to Stonehenge and wished for a child, and then a magical fairy showed up and turned one of the giant boulders into a child, and that child is the ancestor of this dude. He's probably very tall.
@pete_lind
@pete_lind 2 месяца назад
Stonehenge was pile of stones, when army bought that area to use as shooting range for cannons, Cecil Chubb bought it in 1915 and donated it to nation, people do not realize it was rebuild in 1964, the stone were re-erected in concrete, it has modern foundation, stones were put were those were assumed to been, ancient monument 😀
@didrikmesicek4825
@didrikmesicek4825 2 месяца назад
He probably continuously gets told he's dumb as a rock and he draw conclusions
@JoustingJaguar
@JoustingJaguar 2 месяца назад
Europe is about 10 million kilometres squared. Texas is about 700,000 kilometres squared. So, not only is Europe bigger than Texas, it is over 14 times bigger than Texas.
@AlicjaDee
@AlicjaDee Месяц назад
Texas also has a population of roughly 30 million people. That's less than half of Germany alone
@atraxisdarkstar
@atraxisdarkstar Месяц назад
@@AlicjaDee All of the Japanese islands could fit inside British Columbia with room to spare. BC has 1/75th the population of Japan, and Canada itself has a slightly higher population than Greater Tokyo
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
​@@AlicjaDee technically true and i guess we have more fitting or precise examples in europe
@damianjblack
@damianjblack Месяц назад
@AlicjaDee while the combined population of Europe is somewhere in the 750 million area. Which includes two notoriously difficult places to invade, Britain and Russia.
@DeckedSneeze709
@DeckedSneeze709 Месяц назад
All of Europe is only slightly larger than Canada
@korofox5013
@korofox5013 2 месяца назад
Here in the UK we don't like to remember when we created America. It's generally remembered as a mistake.
@rattywoof5259
@rattywoof5259 2 месяца назад
We could call it "Good Riddance Day" I suppose.
@gabrielesolletico6542
@gabrielesolletico6542 2 месяца назад
Eeheheheh!
@hyrikul602
@hyrikul602 2 месяца назад
Here in France we're a little sad to see what they've become thanks to our help. But it did annoy the UK, so it was a little worth it at least ! :p
@Hypogeal-Foundation
@Hypogeal-Foundation 2 месяца назад
​@@hyrikul602 You did annoy the British but you condemned 300 million people to being American, we have to condemn you for that.
@ericwilliams1659
@ericwilliams1659 2 месяца назад
​@@hyrikul602 Didn't the French that supported America lose their heads in the revolution?
@mckenziemcquarry9209
@mckenziemcquarry9209 2 месяца назад
As a Brit who works in finance, when 4th July comes I think “American banks are closed, gonna be a relatively quiet day.”
@BlackWater_49
@BlackWater_49 2 месяца назад
4:20 When that person realizes why there are so many places in the US with the prefix _New_ they'll have their little mind blown...
@oldmate8889
@oldmate8889 2 месяца назад
dont let tell them they wont be able to compute such foul words
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
we have plenty of town starting with New ( Neu ) in my country.... most are founded 300 years before America been discovered by Columbus!
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 2 месяца назад
We got our new castle in 1180.
@nurainiarsad7395
@nurainiarsad7395 2 месяца назад
that’s the thing. it’s normal not to know much about other countries. the reason they’re annoying compared to any other nationality is their tendency to assume stuff at their country is the original and not the copy. like why would you assume that, from a nation not even half a millennia old.
@gerritvalkering1068
@gerritvalkering1068 2 месяца назад
new = better! right?
@artiefakt4402
@artiefakt4402 2 месяца назад
Let them point at Europe on a map first... chances are they'd try to invade Greenland 😂
@gamerpanda-1712
@gamerpanda-1712 Месяц назад
😭
@nathanb286
@nathanb286 2 месяца назад
When they make food and drink in America, they get out the periodic table
@glebglub
@glebglub 2 месяца назад
here in the UK we pull out the fullstopic table
@Bakers_Doesnt
@Bakers_Doesnt 2 месяца назад
Got to have somewhere for the 'unclean' womenfolk to sit at meals.
@WIDGI
@WIDGI 2 месяца назад
As if they know what that even is!
@Laz7481
@Laz7481 2 месяца назад
​@WIDGI we all know what the periodic table is. I didn't know the difference between Belguim and the Netherlands I until adulthood, but that's because of the asymmetry in American education.
@michaelmay5453
@michaelmay5453 2 месяца назад
@@Laz7481 As a chemist, I can assure you that Americans are as bad at chemistry as well as geography, maths, common sense and understanding that if you can never admit when you are wrong you can never learn anything.
@johngordon4825
@johngordon4825 2 месяца назад
7:48 Americans weren’t colonisers? How did they get to 50 states and the US territories then? 😂😂
@roberturlaub8526
@roberturlaub8526 2 месяца назад
Like mr. Bean once said...: magic
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
We bought the land from Europeans. Duh.
@cambs0181
@cambs0181 2 месяца назад
@@1pcfred You might want to check the history of Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada and your territory of Puerto Rico before you start arguing that.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
@@cambs0181 Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada belong to us by right of Manifest Destiny and we've been trying to unload Puerto Rico for quite some time now.
@nanaya7e433
@nanaya7e433 2 месяца назад
@@1pcfred Manifest Destiny? You mean that thing when some inbreds thought "I want this therefore it should be mine"? Sure sounds like colonisation to me.
@philbateman1989
@philbateman1989 2 месяца назад
The rudeness is mainly just a Paris thing, I've found. Almost everywhere else in France I've been, the locals are very normal and friendly. Parisians are notorious even among the French for being rude XD
@musicandbooklover-p2o
@musicandbooklover-p2o 2 месяца назад
I've French friends, even they complain about Paris - rude people and expensive prices.
@Llama_charmer
@Llama_charmer 2 месяца назад
Paris is the france of france lol
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
most American think Paris is France...they dont know its a country, just a town!
@Dreyno
@Dreyno 2 месяца назад
Most capital cities are looked on as being rude and pushy by the rest of their country.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
@@Dreyno or entire US states, like Texas!
@battlecat739
@battlecat739 2 месяца назад
as a european i was going through torture watching this video
@BunnEFartz
@BunnEFartz 2 месяца назад
@battlecat739 Try being a Canadian. When trump called for a wall we thought , " great idea, would you mind building one on your northern border as well?"
@antiag1009
@antiag1009 Месяц назад
Same
@a4kata40
@a4kata40 Месяц назад
Same bro so stupid 😂
@Attaxalotl
@Attaxalotl 2 месяца назад
American here: What you think of as bottled water (mineral water) and what we think of bottled water are not the same. Mineral Water is just as expensive here, the bottled water here is literally just tap water that has maybe gone through an extra filter. We buy it for the convenience, even though you can just ask to fill up a reusable water bottle at any gas station with a drink machine and almost all of them will let you. I would also like to point out that our Department of Education is a fucking joke due to about 40 years of underinvestment (Reagan), the majority of us haven't seen a fifth of the country, and 10% of us have never even left their home state.
@Smeik100
@Smeik100 2 месяца назад
As a German I also have only seen 6 of the 16 German states 😢
@Attaxalotl
@Attaxalotl 2 месяца назад
@@Smeik100 You really should go out and see more of your country, there's some really cool stuff there! Also maybe check and see if Blielfeld actually exists.
@Mike-ig2zq
@Mike-ig2zq 2 месяца назад
That education system is geared to produce Republican voters.
@SiqueScarface
@SiqueScarface 2 месяца назад
@@Smeik100 I actually have been to all of them and was a resident of three (living in Austria now).
@loke6664
@loke6664 2 месяца назад
Yeah, you can only find water bottles that are actual tap water in tourists traps in Europe since for some reason, people don't buy that since tap water is more or less free.
@Nexit1337
@Nexit1337 2 месяца назад
italian here, just to say one thing - we had a Domino's pizza near our house, HAD ONE, it went BANKRUPT in ONE YEAR 🗿🗿🗿
@astree214
@astree214 2 месяца назад
Saw the same here in France 😂 It's so awfull what they sold ...
@D4BASCHT
@D4BASCHT 2 месяца назад
I’ve never been to Domino’s, but I never understood how they managed to survive. Here in Germany pizza from small pizzerias is probably the number one delivery food followed by Asian cuisine. At least in our outskirt of an urban area here pizzerias are everywhere, while stuff like Domino’s flock to big cities. Closest Domino’s is ~32km from here whereas there are, where as the closest pizzerias are 5km and 8km away. Those two exist for as long as I remember, but there are more who popup in villages and disappear occasionally. We certainly have our own styles of pizza, but not that far away from what I ate in Italy. Hospitality culture etc is indeed different here. Though we were indeed mostly in touristic areas, which means my experience might not be thaaat representative for Italian pizza.
@Esiaa
@Esiaa 2 месяца назад
I think I saw Domino's in Poland too, once. No idea what happened to it. Never seen any ads nor fliers for it either.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
Domino's business model is pizza delivery. There's people that sometimes can't go get pizza themselves. Now you can pick Domino's up too. But for the longest time it was just delivery. So delivery was the strong selling point. Not the product itself.
@D4BASCHT
@D4BASCHT 2 месяца назад
@@1pcfred the point is that normal pizzerias already do that. Pizza was already the number one delivery food here. It’s just a big centralized company that tries to push the small restaurants away Okay, seems they already failed in Germany in the 80ies and now they came back and bought two leading pizza delivery chains.
@baabaabaa-yp2jh
@baabaabaa-yp2jh 2 месяца назад
South Australia is 1.5 x the size of Texas... Western Australia is 4 x the size of Texas... And theres no Texans in either state... it's excellent!!!
@Hypogeal-Foundation
@Hypogeal-Foundation 2 месяца назад
Until dinosaurs and Titanic Spiders attack, then it won't be as excellent.
@baabaabaa-yp2jh
@baabaabaa-yp2jh 2 месяца назад
@@Hypogeal-Foundation Hahahaha! The 'titanic' spiders are harmless mate, they keep the Redback Nos down.
@evansutcliffe1099
@evansutcliffe1099 2 месяца назад
​@@Hypogeal-Foundationminor inconvenience
@Todesschleicher
@Todesschleicher 2 месяца назад
You do have bogans though
@Artyfier
@Artyfier 2 месяца назад
​@@Hypogeal-Foundationafter 400 or so years of being there, the Europeans would learn some stuff, especially with the aboriginals there.
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 2 месяца назад
The American work ethic is only as strong as it is because most Americans have no choice but to work multiple jobs to be able to afford basics like food, housing and healthcare.
@rodrigossgardelis7384
@rodrigossgardelis7384 Месяц назад
This statement is wrong. Americans can’t afford health care.
@milo1k846
@milo1k846 Месяц назад
That's if you live in a city
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 Месяц назад
@@milo1k846 As I said, most Americans. www.google.com/search?q=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+cities&rlz=1C1VDKB_enGB1088GB1088&oq=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+c&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgCEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIICAMQABgWGB4yCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQkxMzc1OGowajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
@gabecollins5585
@gabecollins5585 18 дней назад
@@milo1k846 Maybe if you live in nyc.
@immortalsofar5314
@immortalsofar5314 2 месяца назад
I used to tell my American friends that we celebrate July 4th but we call it "Thank god we got rid of those damned puritans" day.
@DoubleDragon539
@DoubleDragon539 2 месяца назад
Many Americans have told me that they don't speak English, they speak American. Which is cute.
@bongodrumzz
@bongodrumzz 2 месяца назад
You found a lot of morons then? lol
@OrangoTrumpotan
@OrangoTrumpotan 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@juliantrel4094
@juliantrel4094 2 месяца назад
Yeah sure, and every white American didn't descend from Europeans
@ivanruzic2592
@ivanruzic2592 2 месяца назад
And Canadians speak Canadian and Australians Australian. Real bright.
@bongodrumzz
@bongodrumzz 2 месяца назад
@@ivanruzic2592 It's all to do with genetics, everyone there in the US is given a choice when born, either be american or have a high IQ, quite easy to understand really 😁
@Osmodeus-hll
@Osmodeus-hll 2 месяца назад
The Americans are like the original idea of earth, believing everything revolves around them. In reality they are like earth, minuscule like everything else
@Trickaz94
@Trickaz94 2 месяца назад
Americans literally get taught from a young age the world revolves around them, I have family living there and let me tell you, it's really that bad
@Duggmagug
@Duggmagug 2 месяца назад
And round
@sacha9593
@sacha9593 2 месяца назад
A lot of things do actually revolves around them, which is sad (even for them).
@lolly166541
@lolly166541 2 месяца назад
If you look at it from a different pov, American Patriotism is no different to German Nationalism during WW2... Just pointing it out, the lines run parallel to each other...
@alanluscombe8a553
@alanluscombe8a553 2 месяца назад
@@lolly166541really. Ok
@Noacon
@Noacon Месяц назад
One of the well known stories about an American visiting Germany is "He (the American) laughed and asked if we even have electricity. He couldn't see the Overlines because everything is underground"
@watdoetiee
@watdoetiee 6 дней назад
That's funny, the main reason I know I've crossed the border into Germany from the Netherlands is because they still have the power lines above ground. Maybe that's just regional or only rural though.
@Mcburgled
@Mcburgled 2 месяца назад
i think its crazy that some Americans thinks its weird to use a kettle
@o_s-24
@o_s-24 2 месяца назад
what do they use instead?
@QuokkaWaka
@QuokkaWaka 2 месяца назад
What do they do, make their coffee like Shrek makes soup? Troglodytes
@snowtigerko
@snowtigerko 2 месяца назад
coffee pots 😔
@Nott_Mika
@Nott_Mika 2 месяца назад
Microwaving water sounds way weirder to me, i genuinely couldn't believe it when i first found out thats how they heat their water
@CR1MSONACE
@CR1MSONACE 2 месяца назад
​@@o_s-24 *_microwave or stovetop_*
@Elias_Avraham
@Elias_Avraham 2 месяца назад
I was in France last year and me and my partner met a lovely American couple and went for a meal with them. They informed us they were intending to take the EuroTunnel train in several days as they wanted to visit London, the conversation moved to places to visit in London when, without any hesitation, the woman asked me and my partner if the train stopped at any point in the tunnel crossing, I asked why? She proceeded to say, without any irony and completely deadpan, she was hoping it would stop so she could see and take photos of the fish I proceeded to laugh my arse off for about 20 minutes.
@Ferined
@Ferined 2 месяца назад
Hey now, to be fair we all thought that at one point 😂 It's Deep Sea World's fault.
@ninokamps4407
@ninokamps4407 2 месяца назад
Yes London, Paris, Barcelona, Amsterdam or Venice are themeparks. While being in Venice I heard an asian couple ask "when - or at what hour - will the city close ?"
@Smeik100
@Smeik100 2 месяца назад
​@@ninokamps4407 To be fair, Venice nowadays is now more like a themepark then an actual city
@bbdj2779
@bbdj2779 2 месяца назад
I was on a flight from JFK to Heathrow a few years ago. As the aircraft was approaching London, the pilot made an announcement that we would have a lovely view of Windsor Castle as we landed. As we passed the castle, the middle aged American couple sitting next to me commented “It’s a shame they built it so close to the airport”. I kid you not.
@c.s.p.5103
@c.s.p.5103 2 месяца назад
@@ninokamps4407 smh, not you being untraveled. in a lot of asain countries, cities, towns there is a time where basically the entire city shuts down. all the shops close, and there is almost nothing that you can go do. im guessing what ever language you heard them speak wasnt their first language too. they could have accidentally said city instead of attraction aka museum/churches.
@moritz1932
@moritz1932 2 месяца назад
What? No Americans claiming they are Irish this time?
@melisenx
@melisenx 2 месяца назад
that's around saint patty's day
@yessam1460
@yessam1460 2 месяца назад
​@@melisenxwtf is pattys day. It's Paddy's day or Saint Patrick's day. This ain't the bikini bottom
@Bakers_Doesnt
@Bakers_Doesnt 2 месяца назад
@@yessam1460 It's when Americans celebrate Pat Butcher.
@alanluscombe8a553
@alanluscombe8a553 2 месяца назад
My father in law does that every day thinking it makes him look cool and that being Irish is an excuse for having 6 dui convictions and no drivers license
@tobyk.4911
@tobyk.4911 2 месяца назад
in this video, it was "all my neighbors ( in Staten Island) are Italians"
@cbtowers4841
@cbtowers4841 2 месяца назад
“Texas can take over Europe….” Oooh I hope they try. Ultimate “eff around and find out” moment. 😂
@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo
@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo Месяц назад
Adolf Hitler couldnt take Switerland over. Americans who havent even a military, beside sargent shanique and private perez really think they can advance trough Europe and then defeat the end boss Switzerland who has a better geographical advancement then Vietname with their tunnels and Afgahnis with their mountain.... i nearly died by laughter, maybe thats how americans can win future wars
@ronniehopper2726
@ronniehopper2726 Месяц назад
​@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo He didn't really need to because he kind of surrounded them on all sides, Also this is your daily reminder that Texas the state of Texas has a larger army than 7 European countries And its own defense budget Separate from the United States defense budget
@ronniehopper2726
@ronniehopper2726 Месяц назад
Well Germany did and Texas has a larger army than Germany No I am not exaggerating this is a matter of fact the state of Texas operates a larger military force than the country of Germany.
@headphonesaxolotl
@headphonesaxolotl Месяц назад
@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo Nobody can invade the Swiss considering they're surrounded by mountains and have a gun to person ratio that the US respects.
@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo
@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo Месяц назад
@@ronniehopper2726 daily reminder, We can mobilize around 700k people on desiganted posts and combat roles in under 24h..... also a little secret.. your F-15 or drones are useless unless they can play "whac-a-mole"...... you cant even drop nuclear bombs who doesnt even exists, maybe Space Lasers owned by your J-Military complex which are use to justifiy Climate Change by burning down Forests in Canada and North US could work....
@sptony2718
@sptony2718 2 месяца назад
Americans be like: "I am a polyglot! I speak American, Canadian, English, Australian..."
@noonenowhere877
@noonenowhere877 2 месяца назад
Canada does have a little French in it and Australia has what’s left of the Indigenous languages after we kidnapped their children and tried to brainwash the culture out of them. So some of the old languages exist but not to the extent they did before the whole kidnapping thing. What I’m saying is some of these countries do have alternate dialects kicking around.
@qy9MC
@qy9MC Месяц назад
⁠@@noonenowhere877Cool but The average American wouldn't know any of that. (Average person of any country except Australia it self)
@gustavmeyrink_2.0
@gustavmeyrink_2.0 2 месяца назад
5:06 It is not a work ethic, it is just a lack of worker protection. Germans work on average about 400 fewer hours per year for the same or better money than Americans.
@TomJakobW
@TomJakobW 2 месяца назад
Americans *are* hard workers. That being said, of course you are right in that a lot of that isn’t really out of choice, but bad worker’s rights. Americans have been manipulated to only look at the economy to judge success for too long. Economic growth and wages are better in the US than EU, the problem is that in the big picture (meaning including universal healthcare, worker rights, public services, general happiness etc.) this advantage almost (only almost!) disappears. In Europe we like less extremes. We had enough of that here already and it brought nothing but ill.
@misaenoharafrulein7238
@misaenoharafrulein7238 2 месяца назад
​@@TheCappucinochannel-os4neBut the American Hospital bills are much much higher than in Germany..
@gustavmeyrink_2.0
@gustavmeyrink_2.0 2 месяца назад
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne There are a lot of grossly overpaid people in the USA skewing statistics. For example in Germany CEOs get the same pay rises as every other employee because German law demands that every company above a certain number of employees must have a union representative as a permanent member of board of directors. Consequently a German CEO earns about one tenth of a comparable US CEO while workers earn about the same or more than in the USA.
@milo1k846
@milo1k846 Месяц назад
Yeah better money but uh what about that tax rate? Germany sits at a 45 percent. While America sits at 37.
@gustavmeyrink_2.0
@gustavmeyrink_2.0 Месяц назад
@@milo1k846 There are a number of videos here on YT made by Americans living in Europe who did work that out and according to them they are financially a bit better off in Germany/Europe despite the higher taxes once into account what you get for your taxes like free universal health care, free university education etc.
@modernhomosapien
@modernhomosapien 2 месяца назад
11:00 George, you got scammed there. There's a lot of scammers in Paris and their whole shtick is demanding money from tourists whenever they use something.
@TaxFraudEnthusiast
@TaxFraudEnthusiast 2 месяца назад
During the pandemic there were people disguised as policemen thag were scamming tourists. Pretty wild shi
@ninokamps4407
@ninokamps4407 2 месяца назад
Plus, most of our "bathrooms" are free.They are just not in touristic areas or transportation hubs.
@PaulBrandenburg-jn4lj
@PaulBrandenburg-jn4lj 2 месяца назад
Bisexual LEGO Eda, omg
@flitsertheo
@flitsertheo 2 месяца назад
I couldn't judge about this particular case but toilet Ladies are a reality though. Usually they are not paid any wages and have to buy cleaning products with those Euros the "guests" pay. In return you can expect clean and safe toilets. The usual fee today is 0.50€ to 1.00€ though it doesn't amaze me that in a touristy place such as the Louvre they ask more.
@TaxFraudEnthusiast
@TaxFraudEnthusiast 2 месяца назад
@@flitsertheo Never seen a toilet lady in my life, and not paying someone a wage is illegal, it is France not the US. All the public toilets I ever went to in Paris were free.
@Philmaster07
@Philmaster07 2 месяца назад
do americans know, that, without europe, they wouldn't even exist? :D
@ajstyles5704
@ajstyles5704 2 месяца назад
They don't, should do research what they learn in history class, but I don't blame them, US and UK loves to rewrite history and add flavours, remove facts, thin out the plots, scramble the time line. Like, you can't blame them.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
Actually America was getting along just dandy before Europeans arrived.
@thepikminbrawler1746
@thepikminbrawler1746 2 месяца назад
Who would we have fought the revolutionary war against? We’re definitely taught that
@WinstonSmith19847
@WinstonSmith19847 2 месяца назад
​@@1pcfredYou are the same person on another comment that was talking about ownership of the land through manifest destiny so how did your ancestors get to America because you are clearly not a indigenous American witn your manifest destiny comment ?
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
@@WinstonSmith19847 I am as indigenous as anyone else is. I was born here. My grandparents were born here. That's as indigenous as it gets. You think the savages just sprang out of the dirt? It has been proven that Europeans were here first. In any event it doesn't matter who got where first. All that matters is who is here now.
@mothtree7730
@mothtree7730 2 месяца назад
3:34 they definitely haven’t had European chocolate. As an American my parents brought back chocolate from Britain and it’s genuinely so much better than American chocolate that I kept the box it came in.
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad 2 месяца назад
You should try chocolate from other European countries, it's even better than the British one.
@mothtree7730
@mothtree7730 2 месяца назад
@@MsAnpassad I plan on hopefully moving to Ireland for college so I definitely will try it then
@yeetjones927
@yeetjones927 2 месяца назад
That's a matter of opinion ​@@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad 2 месяца назад
@@yeetjones927 Not really, as different countries have different regulations about how much cocoa and cocoa butter a product needs to contain in order to be allowed to be sold as chocolate.
@mrsullied
@mrsullied 2 месяца назад
@@yeetjones927 it's a matter of public record. Switzerland and Belgium top the charts. Saw some awards for German chocolate which I can't judge because I only ever ate the cheap Milka stuff. I doubt it though. Britain is best at having nukes and keeping stolen land like Gibraltar or Las Malvinas. Oh and they're the best at being incoherently drunk or pulling their undies aside to pee on the sidewalk in front of the club. Or getting into fights. What they are most decidedly not best at is chocolate. Stay in your lane pommie.
@neonplural
@neonplural 2 месяца назад
In Australia, we either call it a socket, a plug, or we just say "plug this into the wall."
@coal1235
@coal1235 2 месяца назад
im american and I do the same besides saying socket
@yeetjones927
@yeetjones927 2 месяца назад
Same in the UK
@tkps
@tkps 2 месяца назад
Yeah we always just say 'plug it in the wall'. I can't be bothered to use words like socket even. Aussies are lazy with language and if we can short something or leave it out, we will.
@TomJakobW
@TomJakobW 2 месяца назад
Chuck ‘er in the ute!
@dohanddonuts5716
@dohanddonuts5716 2 месяца назад
​@@tkpsJust say, "Plug it in," or as my dad use to say, "Here."
@tacticalmisandrist
@tacticalmisandrist 2 месяца назад
9:36 truly so stupid when you consider how densely populated the rest of the world is compared to America, where we’re all extremely spread out. The size of the country doesn’t have much to do with how many people are actually there yall 😂
@TomJakobW
@TomJakobW 2 месяца назад
Look at the population density map of Egypt for a “fun fact moment”!
@Someperson12532
@Someperson12532 2 месяца назад
Yea like Sweden is one of the biggest countries in the eu yet has one tenth of the population of the UK (while being bigger than the uk!)
@Naesil89
@Naesil89 Месяц назад
And I always found it funny how everyone jokes how big Texas is, lets just take nordic countries (yes we are actually pretty big countries by land area) combined area 3.5 million square kilometers, Texas is tiny 700 thousand square kilometers. Okay bunch of nordic land is unhabited especially in Greenland/Iceland area.. so lets just take Norway, Sweden and Finland, which everyone thinks are tiny countries in the north, land area over 1.1 million square kilometers. So even the tiny countries in the north can't fit inside Texas :P
@beebromley
@beebromley 2 месяца назад
When Americans call us colonisers... THEY ARE THE COLONY!!! They are the actual colonisers ! 😂😂
@isnousernameleft
@isnousernameleft 2 месяца назад
The most commonly celebrated non-religious holiday in the world is independence from the British Empire.
@thescrewfly
@thescrewfly 2 месяца назад
There is a significant difference between colonisers and colonists. The British colonists were the ones who founded the United States. The fact that nearly all of US history has been mythologised and/or falsified since then (to an extent that a bunch of nonsense is taught in schools there) may be annoying but it doesn't mean the British were not colonisers.
@beebromley
@beebromley Месяц назад
@@thescrewfly no, there is not a difference between those that founded a colony and the colonists, you all came from somewhere else and colonised. When you use 'colonists' to insult us you UNO reverse yourselves. Your word salad has no power here
@beebromley
@beebromley Месяц назад
@@isnousernameleft everyone needs a scapegoat, why not choose the country that changed the world for the best. What about the Spanish? No one ever mentions them, you choose the UK because we are a good people that achieved much. The real villains are the USA who wage war for profit in the 21st century, not the people that founded you in the 17th century. To keep going on about what happened hundreds of years ago makes you pathetic
@z9787
@z9787 Месяц назад
@@thescrewflythe British set up the colonies but the colonists in America are the ones that massacred the natives and “manifested destiny” by barrelling through land that even the British allowed the natives to keep. A large chunk of the native empires and nations even sided with the British in the civil war because they were protectorates of the empire meaning they had guarantees from the British that they would remain in tact, the Americans made no such promises and even backstabbed the nations that did support them. That’s all without mentioning the pacific and Caribbean territories or the Philippines too, all of which were far more recent colonial ventures than the vast majority of European colonies or the regime change operations in most of the new world that the cia staged in just the last half century.
@melonstudiospl1170
@melonstudiospl1170 2 месяца назад
I love how confident they are, not like they get offended by everything
@coal1235
@coal1235 2 месяца назад
im deeply offended by this comment, we don’t get offended over small things!1
@gabrielarruda4083
@gabrielarruda4083 2 месяца назад
You're not talking. When you get offended by Americans you scream "wElL aT lEaSt wE dOn'T hAve sChOol sHoOtInGs!" or "hAhA 9/11!".
@Sausagegaming-ml5fd
@Sausagegaming-ml5fd Месяц назад
@@coal1235yes you would
@spikemurphy5054
@spikemurphy5054 2 месяца назад
That picture where the person crossed out ‘plug sockets’ to write ‘electrical outlet’s’ reeked of entitlement.
@zoeyc5851
@zoeyc5851 2 месяца назад
Americans saying they aren't colonizers... open a history book
@Ferined
@Ferined 2 месяца назад
Imagine being a colonial, the water of your birth splashing on ground that was a sacred American burial ground converted to a cotton plantation, and being like "We aren't colonisers" 😂😂
@k.edwards3138
@k.edwards3138 2 месяца назад
I think it explains a lot when you look at the types of people who did emigrate to 'the new world'. Puritans, extremists, people escaping from the law etc. Also, maybe because of the attitude of the colonists and their separatist tendencies maybe we didn't really care enough about it being a British colony anymore, why help people who are too dumb to acclimatise to their environment or work together for a greater good?
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
What's worse it that the British had already made agreements with the native tribes to not expand any further and those Independant 'former' Brits went against all of those to 'colonise' the mid, south and western parts of the country, not included within the 13 colonies..
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 2 месяца назад
​@@Thurgosh_OG The plains west of the Ohio were being eyed up as farmland by the colonists, who had no intention of honoring the treaties made by Britain. So they found excuses to rebel.
@flipflop6013
@flipflop6013 2 месяца назад
​@@k.edwards3138Maybe because a person's intelligence is known to be based on two factors: socialization and genetics. Because the ancestors of most Americans were religious nutcases who were considered religious nutcases even in their time (I'm just saying: witch burning) or were just naive enough to believe that paradise awaited them on the other side of the Atlantic, one can hardly speak of a genetically transmitted intelligence. Added to this is the education system in the USA, which seems as if the pioneers had just set foot on land in the New World. In parts of the USA it is actually still taught that the earth is around 5,000 years old because that is what it says in the Bible. This can hardly compensate for a knowledge deficit.
@burghleyimeanberdly6513
@burghleyimeanberdly6513 2 месяца назад
Americans don't realise that the founding of their country is a footnote in our history textbooks
@Duchess_Van_Hoof
@Duchess_Van_Hoof Месяц назад
English history goes back to the days of Julius Caesar. The Americans censored anything to do with the natives and somehow think their country is ancient.
@ashtonhawerlander8220
@ashtonhawerlander8220 2 месяца назад
I'm American and I can tell you European chocolate is 10 times better than any American chocolate I've ever had
@angelicharmonies
@angelicharmonies 2 месяца назад
You need to find better American chocolate then.
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad 2 месяца назад
@@angelicharmonies No, you just need to try other countries chocolates that haven't been produced for the American market.
@angelicharmonies
@angelicharmonies 2 месяца назад
@@MsAnpassad I've had mexican chocolate, and the ones I had were okay. I'm sure there are better options, tho. I'm down to try chocolate from other countries as well. Anyway, we do have quality chocolate. Not all of our chocolate is made by Hershey, nor does it taste like "vomit."
@LalaDepala_00
@LalaDepala_00 2 месяца назад
​@@angelicharmoniesTo Europeans, American chocolate tastes sour. Like vomit. It's because of an ingredient in American chocolate that we don't use here.
@angelicharmonies
@angelicharmonies 2 месяца назад
@@LalaDepala_00 do you seriously think that that applies to all of our chocolate.
@calonnauichi
@calonnauichi 2 месяца назад
i've noticed a pattern that americans think they know everything/everything relates to them in some way 😶
@Juhno
@Juhno 2 месяца назад
And many Americans try to link their own internal political battles and ideological struggle with absolutely everything. Quite tiring.
@David-cb1ct
@David-cb1ct 2 месяца назад
American Military might v EU military might. Roughly equal Active personnel, twice as many reserves in EU. US has slightly more MBTs and AFV, EU twice as much artillery. US has more total aircraft, but EU has more fighters while US has more attack helicopters. EU has nearly a thousand more Naval Vessels, though US has nearly 3 times as many aircraftcarriers. And remember this is just the EU, it doesn't include non Eu members like Turkey and the UK. If any Texan thinks they could take on Europe in a military battle? Keep dreaming.
@johnwilletts3984
@johnwilletts3984 2 месяца назад
I’m a Volunteer Tour Guide in York and enjoy meeting Americans, they are usually friendly and polite. But the type from Texas in a cowboy hat can be a challenge. Before he starts I get my own daft statements and questions in first:- “This must be a culture shock for you, traveling from a little place like Texas to the centre of the world’s biggest empire”.
@lastinlastout4318
@lastinlastout4318 Месяц назад
Kaiser Wilhelm said the sun never set on the British empire because God didn't trust it in the dark.
@Afriqueleblanq
@Afriqueleblanq Месяц назад
You nailed that! 😂😂
@iphatbass
@iphatbass 2 месяца назад
I always love how Americans will defend their work ethic and then condemn slavery. Your work ethic is modern slavery. You work 95% of a day, consume sugar and coffee to give you energy to stay alive under those conditions and you will still defend your modern slavery system. Land of the "free" 😂 Also, If you go to Balkan countries, like Croatia, people will charge you 2-3 times more for water, because you are foreigner. Water here (big 2L bottles) is less than 1€
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
2L bottles of still water in the UK are as little as 40p (0.47Eu), so that's why George is so upset.
@Qgreen1005
@Qgreen1005 2 месяца назад
Hahaha yes because slavery is wrong wtf, second we work 8 hours a day which is 1/3rd of the day, most people work either 7-3 or 9-5 which both give you enough time to do stuff, why do Europeans go online and lie
@SabrinaBelladonna
@SabrinaBelladonna 2 месяца назад
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne Which you can barely live off in The U.S.A these days.
@SabrinaBelladonna
@SabrinaBelladonna 2 месяца назад
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne So why are there so many working poor in the U.S. then? I think it is you who is a bit delusional, to be honest.
@karstenwehsner9061
@karstenwehsner9061 2 месяца назад
Interesting fact: Europe is bigger than the US. Europe: 10,5 million km² vs USA 9,5 million km²
@amanbirbthe4th967
@amanbirbthe4th967 2 месяца назад
Only if the US doesn't count water as landmass. No idea who decided to do that in the first place.
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
​@@amanbirbthe4th967and thats also not true. most dont know but france is the country with the most marine territory. its even larger than any country when you combine land and marine territory... so since france is in europe the us cant be larger in any metric...
@amanbirbthe4th967
@amanbirbthe4th967 Месяц назад
@@mugnuz i was talking about it being 9,5 millioon square km With water it's 9,8 million square km
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
​@@amanbirbthe4th967woopsie! sorry my bad. totally misunderstood/twisted it. then i hope that fact about france was still interesting to you or you already knew! gd day!
@a4kata40
@a4kata40 Месяц назад
And Europe is over 700M people US is 350M 😂.
@MatecaCorp
@MatecaCorp 2 месяца назад
“We could’ve taken over after WWII but didn’t” Bro, we (USA) lost or withdrew from every single war since then, not to mention that we could barely keep Russia at bay through the entire second half of the 20th century. We even managed to almost flunk D-day for pete’s sake
@Mets2015WorldSeries
@Mets2015WorldSeries 2 месяца назад
D-Day was a pretty massive success, no one expected it to go so well. Sure, Omaha was a clusterfuck, but it was expected, which is why a second division was sent there
@ProxiProtogen
@ProxiProtogen 2 месяца назад
@@MatecaCorp The US did not infact withdraw from every war after ww2. Idl what crack pot history you're on. But this is all so wrong omfg.
@jonathancauldwell9822
@jonathancauldwell9822 2 месяца назад
As an Englishman, thank goodness our ancestors did what they did in 1939-1945. We had to deliver Hitler's first defeat in the skies in 1940 to survive. US participation (while slightly belated) is still appreciated here. Let's not forget our Canadian brethren either. Even Brazil sent soldiers to fight the Nazis. Comrades all and no disrespect to modern Germans, it was about Nazis, not Germany.
@jimspink2922
@jimspink2922 2 месяца назад
The comedian Al Murray(The Pub Landlord) does a chat on all the countries of the world and comes to Hawaii and mentions Pearl Harbour where "The Americans were taken completly by surprise two years into a World War"
@lilbread1717
@lilbread1717 2 месяца назад
Also, it literally was a fear of the allies that the USA would take over. De Gaulle (the French General in charge of the French Resistance) told his generals that French needed to free Paris before the US, they didn't trust the US, they saw them as imperialist as the Nazi, with as much lack of values for human lives (The USA has no problem sacrificing their soldiers' life like they didn't matter. Also, usamerican soldiers killed a lot of French civilians during D-day. More French civilians died than soldiers from BOTH sides during D-day) So, the USA was seen as a power hungry nation, it's not something to be proud of.
@joethewolf3750
@joethewolf3750 2 месяца назад
7:55 "we could've taken over after WWII but didn't" right... Guess I imagined that whole thing with the allies splitting up Germany among themselves and taking over for a while.
@somegirlnamedisla
@somegirlnamedisla Месяц назад
Don't tell them about the CIA either, they'll probably start crying lol
@softyturtle2324
@softyturtle2324 7 дней назад
Also the fact that the USA conquered Japan for a brief period of time after WWII
@BlackWater_49
@BlackWater_49 2 месяца назад
8:10 Imagine thinking that your great great great great great great great great great grandmother got boned by a stone circle... 🤣
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 2 месяца назад
omg that amused me way too much
@BlackWater_49
@BlackWater_49 2 месяца назад
@@goldensloth7 You're welcome. 😁
@moonbow3641
@moonbow3641 2 месяца назад
I think they’re a rock, I mean they have the mind of it
@flitsertheo
@flitsertheo 2 месяца назад
That explains the shape and condition - completely worn down - of those stones.
@hooraw7760
@hooraw7760 2 месяца назад
Can't wait until we start getting titles like "Americans befuddle me" and "Americans flummox me"
@Simqer
@Simqer 2 месяца назад
I come from Belgium, the amount of condiments there just blows away the amount you can get in North America. Just the different types of mayonaise there is something that North America can't beat.
@Skankhunt668
@Skankhunt668 Месяц назад
After working almost 3 years in colruyt i 100% agree
@Aelsenaer
@Aelsenaer 2 месяца назад
Texas conquering Europe. Let level that field: Texas 28 million inhabitants. Netherlands and Belgium: 30 million inhabitants.
@michaelholt8590
@michaelholt8590 2 месяца назад
You want nothing donwith Texas. They woutake the food out of mouths of people in Europe.
@MrMezmerized
@MrMezmerized 2 месяца назад
Well to be fair, Texans have a lot more experience with guns. But since they won't be able to use national military equipment, I wonder if they'll even get onto the shore.
@CaptainDangeax
@CaptainDangeax Месяц назад
France, 66M and nukes
@a4kata40
@a4kata40 Месяц назад
And EU is over 700 M people😂. Can you imagine😂
@michaelholt8590
@michaelholt8590 Месяц назад
@a4kata40 We got plenty enough guns and ammo.
@MeandMyScrewdriver
@MeandMyScrewdriver 2 месяца назад
George used to be called Athena in high school because he mystified everyone
@optimised120
@optimised120 2 месяца назад
And then he copyright striked America because they didn’t believe him lol
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 2 месяца назад
3:37 fun fact - the methods used in chocolate production in america result in creation of the same chemicals found in vomit, american chocolate scientifically tastes like vomit apparently originally they used this method as cost saving measure when they were mass-producing chocolate to put in military rations during ww2, and after that the soldiers that returned wanted the same chocolate as they had during the war (for nostalgia ig?), which caused it to became standard in the country.
@ethirium4389
@ethirium4389 2 месяца назад
Really? That's.... ugh. Note to myself: If I ever visit the US, never buy chocolate 🤮
@sorin_markov
@sorin_markov 2 месяца назад
This is... completely false? What's your source?
@teawitched
@teawitched 2 месяца назад
i thought it was because milk has to be transported a long distance in the USA which makes it hard to keep fresh, so they use other ingredients like butyric acid (the "vomit chemical")
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
try Swiss or Belgian chocolate....and you will know what shit they selling you in the USA!
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
@@sorin_markov The easiest source is Hershey Chocolate company itself. The reason for using the vomit tasting ingredient (butyric acid) is that the milk in the chocolate, on it's own would perish before they could transport it very far, so this acts as a dairy stabiliser, to make it last longer.
@memejuiceyt9426
@memejuiceyt9426 2 месяца назад
i sometimes forget that americans are real people 😂
@coal1235
@coal1235 2 месяца назад
hi im a real person
@memejuiceyt9426
@memejuiceyt9426 2 месяца назад
@@coal1235 cool 👍
@Bakers_Doesnt
@Bakers_Doesnt 2 месяца назад
3/5ths of a real person.
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 2 месяца назад
Define "real people" because that sounds like a pleonasm. In principle "people" should do, right? I do agree that, having run into some Yank tourists, they're "larger than life" kind of people.
@memejuiceyt9426
@memejuiceyt9426 2 месяца назад
@@JZsBFF you have successfully harvested my braincells. I mean no offence by saying this, but my brain got fried trying to understanding that reply 😂 I think I'm just being dumb lol
@whackareal
@whackareal Месяц назад
Ancestry ties to Stonehenge is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
@pumacatmeow
@pumacatmeow 2 месяца назад
I live in Russia, but I was sitting with a few acquaintances and glanced down at my watch and said “oh, it’s the 4th of july” and everyone turned to me like “yeah? And?” Literally no one cares else about your holiday America
@billster7424
@billster7424 2 месяца назад
Enjoy the politics, comrade
@PlatinumAltaria
@PlatinumAltaria 2 месяца назад
Unfortunately the price you pay is living in Russia.
@pumacatmeow
@pumacatmeow 2 месяца назад
@@PlatinumAltarianah I’m fine living here honestly
@pumacatmeow
@pumacatmeow 2 месяца назад
@@billster7424 thank you comrade my bears are at the ready
@Shaytan.666
@Shaytan.666 2 месяца назад
Rip
@michaelkobylko2969
@michaelkobylko2969 2 месяца назад
I'm always taken aback by the visceral reactions some Americans have to the idea that something might be better in a different part of the world. Or not even better, just good.
@Ferined
@Ferined 2 месяца назад
It's so strange. How did they engineer their society to be so chauvinistic yet have such a massive inferiority complex? It's some kind of sociological marvel.
@maxthetube8466
@maxthetube8466 2 месяца назад
4:15 obviously in the ancient/prehistoric era about 200 years ago, Europeans from their small countries came to the greatest nation on earth at that time, seeing the stunning architecture and being like yeah we should adopt this
@TLowGrrreen
@TLowGrrreen 2 месяца назад
Yes, much like all those old African-American men stole the blues from poor teenage English boys in the 60s. 😊
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
hm, in the year 1492 Columbus found America, the local people here founded their beer brewery, 70 years before Columbus found America!! my town got a new castle, its build in 1520! i am not sure the mortar is dry yet? the big city close by, got a new Opera House, in 1690! what year the USA got founded...1780, 1865, 1910??
@Jill-mh2wn
@Jill-mh2wn 2 месяца назад
@@TLowGrrreen Those poor teenage English boys really appreciated the proper A/A blues and only when they took it over to the USA did the whities realise how good it was .Having scorned the originals before. Full appreciation was given to the originators by people like Eric Clapton etc .
@Ensaladasalada
@Ensaladasalada Месяц назад
As a Swiss Person I took the chocolat thing personally. There is no way american chocolat is better than swiss chocolat.
@DrProfNoNo
@DrProfNoNo 2 месяца назад
2:00 Europe is literally bigger than the entire US.. Tf they on about
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad 2 месяца назад
It's due to Americans believing that Europe is like Britain, Ireland, France, Germany and Italy. An American told me (a Swede) that Swedens weren't in Europe.
@paichni3474
@paichni3474 2 месяца назад
Also way more diverse, half of America is just a huge corn field with like 2 houses and a church.
@Attaxalotl
@Attaxalotl 2 месяца назад
@@paichni3474 Can confirm, drove through that recently.
@sorin_markov
@sorin_markov 2 месяца назад
Only barely. About 150k square miles (254.4k square km) bigger
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 месяца назад
most Americans dont know the European countries....most never heard the names of the EU countries, and they are only 27 of 44!
@keijufruturg
@keijufruturg 2 месяца назад
3:03 texas fits (comfortably) into quebec or ontario, americans
@mehallica666
@mehallica666 2 месяца назад
Booyah!
@ceejay0137
@ceejay0137 2 месяца назад
Reminds me of the joke by Alaskans, that if Texans don't shut up about the size of their state, they'll split Alaska into two halves and make Texas the third largest state in the USA. 🤣
@keijufruturg
@keijufruturg 2 месяца назад
@@ceejay0137 alaska is actually huge
@WIDGI
@WIDGI 2 месяца назад
It's because they think a flat map is the same as the flat earth. If they looked at a globe they could see the difference. Or they could just Google it but they know better than Google.
@christine-ep4bx
@christine-ep4bx 2 месяца назад
or Western Australia
@martinfenton1275
@martinfenton1275 2 месяца назад
E123. A red food colouring, it was probably the most controversial of the E-numbers, believed to cause everything from hyperactivity to cancer. The Europeans banned it first, then the UK. Its removal is the reason Tizer doesn’t taste like it did in the 1980s. Also known as Red 40.
@cynister7384
@cynister7384 2 месяца назад
😃
@PogChimp
@PogChimp 2 месяца назад
i prefer E621 personally but red 40 is pretty good too
@martinfenton1275
@martinfenton1275 2 месяца назад
@@PogChimp People have died trying to recreate a Tizer high from 1982.
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
Sorry but you are a bit wrong there. The UK, along with Switzerland have banned Red 40 but the EU has not banned it at all. However, in EU countries, all food products containing this and other additives, like Yellow 5&6, must come with a warning label due to health concerns. The UK was and still is the strongest country for protecting its citizens from these types of food additives and it is because they pushed so hard for this to be an EU standard (when they were a full member) that the EU has such food health measures today.
@martinfenton1275
@martinfenton1275 2 месяца назад
@@Thurgosh_OG Thank you. I appreciate the correction.
@yoylecake313
@yoylecake313 2 месяца назад
fun fact: pizza was invented by italy and noodles weren’t invented in ancient egypt but actually in ancient CHINA.
@Meggimagine
@Meggimagine Месяц назад
Yup... Not exactly the same place 😂😂😂
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
well the second fact is still doubtful. slicing dough and cook it isnt really a genius and special chinese idea. but so far i saw the oldest records of it so far...
@lbewl7374
@lbewl7374 2 месяца назад
Texas could conquer Europe makes me laugh so hard. The U.S. ran lost to Afghani farmers and ran away in the most humiliating military defeat of at least the last thousand years. All money, no ability.
@wessexdruid7598
@wessexdruid7598 2 месяца назад
Before that, Vietnam. Before that, Korea...
@lbewl7374
@lbewl7374 2 месяца назад
Those were cold war. Solo world superpower. Military spending higher than the next 4 highest combined. Lost to farmers wiith AKs. Also, made Al Qaeda a militay superpower with what they left when then ran away.
@EyelessAugust
@EyelessAugust 2 месяца назад
Have they ever won a single war? (The US) Or did they lose them all lmao
@wessexdruid7598
@wessexdruid7598 2 месяца назад
@@EyelessAugust Grenada?
@lbewl7374
@lbewl7374 2 месяца назад
They've never won a war alone. Even with the civel war, the North had help.
@raybenstead2548
@raybenstead2548 2 месяца назад
The biggest growth industry in the US of A is idiocy.
@vreeze33
@vreeze33 2 месяца назад
Unfortunately, they're exporting some of it.
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 2 месяца назад
Their biggest industry would be "bottled ego" if that was possible.
@dohanddonuts5716
@dohanddonuts5716 2 месяца назад
​@@JZsBFFOh, get off it. There are plenty of other countries that have an over inflated ego.
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 2 месяца назад
@@dohanddonuts5716 That's what any kid would say.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
Feel free to get off our Internet. We could always monopolize domain registry again if you'd like. We are the original indian givers after all.
@bewtspeeder
@bewtspeeder 2 месяца назад
I find it funny when they claim Europe is smaller than the US when a quick Google search is all it takes to tell them otherwise.
@Someperson12532
@Someperson12532 2 месяца назад
i mean europe has RUSSIA do they seriously not know their worst enemy is bigger than them and in europe?
@stevepowell491
@stevepowell491 2 месяца назад
@@Someperson12532 Russia spans Eastern Europe AND Northern Asia, so it's kind of split. But it is the largest country by land mass, regardless. I would suggest that Americans (Northern Americans, that is) get confused between the continent of America and the United States of America. Kind of a difference, really.
@lavenderoh
@lavenderoh 2 месяца назад
​@@stevepowell491 you are confused yourself. 'Northern Americans' are people from the northern states in the USA. Americans are North Americans. There is absolutely no continent called "America" ... There are continents called North America and South America.
@sebt-sy2ok
@sebt-sy2ok 2 месяца назад
​@@lavenderohhalf half..its north and south American when you say all continents. But its at original only 1 continent, there Is No ocean or anything between. Same as Europe and asia is. You Count it 2 but..are it really 2?
@pelinalwhitestrake3367
@pelinalwhitestrake3367 2 месяца назад
Afroeurasia, America, Oceania and Antarctica. These are all the continents.
@SebHaarfagre
@SebHaarfagre 2 месяца назад
12:07 I've seen a lot of people saying "Norwegian food is bland" and stuff like that as well. No idea what they're talking about. Generally in retrospect, these people appears to have visited "Veikroer" or roadside or fast-food places along a road. In other words, the only things they've been touting is their own incompetence as travellers. Oslo has an absolutely ridiculous amount of restaurants per capita, and Norway has one of the highest consumption rates in the _world._ People come from all over Europe to work at high-end restaurants, wine places etc. in Oslo. Yes median salaries are good but I'm talking _high end_ restaurants. You will practically not be able to visit every restaurant in Oslo during a lifetime except if you're unemployed and a millionaire. The food is *SO* diverse and you can find *EXACTLY* what you are looking for, *INCLUDING* some amazing fast-food places like Jafs for instance. You have access to any ingredients you want, including a vast amount of different oriental goods at places like Bazaar or top-end meat at places like Strøm-Larsen. There are professional mushroom and berry pickers (these are not grown artificially and humans are yet to find a good way to do this), of which taste is supreme in the world. The fish here is unparalleled and people can actually afford to buy things because of decent wages. I don't know what else to say, man. If you want to discover local foods then you need to go to rural areas, and you need to research a whole lot better (this includes Norwegians abroad). The best cured meat and ice cream I ever had was in rural Toscana in Italy, to take just one example. The ice cream was home made and a very small business who had done so for decades.
@bongodrumzz
@bongodrumzz 2 месяца назад
love it!! so just to add to your great point, my daughter in law is japanese and they live in Norway, so thats another cuisine added to their local diet ... why? because nearly everyone in their neighbourhood has been nicking her recipes to try at home .. in Norway the message spreads, its a beautiful thing
@kerriemccoy1647
@kerriemccoy1647 2 месяца назад
To you Americans the English language is from England, that is why it's called English language
@Someperson12532
@Someperson12532 2 месяца назад
no im pretty sure its from germany. Not even joking. I searched it up. The english language originated in denmark and germany. So it is neither american nor english.
@Someperson12532
@Someperson12532 2 месяца назад
search up "was the english language actually created in england"
@kerriemccoy1647
@kerriemccoy1647 2 месяца назад
@@Someperson12532 then it wouldn't be called English language if it was created in Germany or Denmark.
@vanbeet5105
@vanbeet5105 2 месяца назад
​@@Someperson12532 Bro, English is related to German, since they belong to the same linguistic family; just like Italian, Spanish, French are related since they are all romance languages descended from Latin. It doesnt means that French/Spanish was invented in Italy 😂😂😂 You guys just keep proving the stereotypes right, don't you?
@multifandomperson8703
@multifandomperson8703 2 месяца назад
​@@Someperson12532Sorry, are you confusing that with English being part of germanic languages? You know, Dutch, German, Afrikaans, English...?
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 2 месяца назад
5:42 why would you buy bottled water in the restaurant???? they just get the bottles from the supermarket and sell them at an extreme the price, just go to a normal supermarket. ALSO most EU countries have drinkable tap water, some cheaper bottled water is literally just tap water because its certified safe to drink (make sure to google first, some regions might be sketchy but most have drinkable water). a 2L bottle of water in Poland in any random store would cost like 2.50zł(PLN) ≈ 0.60€(EUR)
@Aurora_Animates
@Aurora_Animates 2 месяца назад
I’ve always been taught it’s rude or disrespectful to bring your own drinks to a restaurant but idk 🤷‍♀️
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 2 месяца назад
@@Aurora_Animates maybe if you brought your own cola or alcohol, but water ???
@Aurora_Animates
@Aurora_Animates 2 месяца назад
@@wojtekpolska1013 yup, that’s what I’ve always been taught , I’m half Italian and half English so not sure what side that may have came from or just cautious parents I’m not sure
@TheACTIONZ
@TheACTIONZ Месяц назад
I've been in the czech reoublic and their tap water taste like shit compared to Finland. While it's drinkable it's not that good.
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 Месяц назад
@@TheACTIONZ well it also depends on the specific building, if you live in some very old building with badly maintained pipes it doesnt matter the country has good water if that water goes by 100 year old rusty pipes
@Suprisinglythisuserwasnottaken
@Suprisinglythisuserwasnottaken 2 месяца назад
I feel really offended right now mr memeulous. Stonehenge is my father.
@Bakers_Doesnt
@Bakers_Doesnt 2 месяца назад
The Grand Canyon is your mother 😜
@optimised120
@optimised120 2 месяца назад
@@Bakers_DoesntThat’s actually kinda funny, well done bro lol
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
at least yo dad didnt hit rock bottom when he did yo momma to make you! :0
@tonyttt31
@tonyttt31 2 месяца назад
It's the confidence with which Americans say these stupid things that;s most entertaining.
@jamesr5827
@jamesr5827 2 месяца назад
Does everyone in the US have chronic main character syndrome?
@coal1235
@coal1235 2 месяца назад
no, the people in this video do though
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 месяца назад
@@coal1235 George is the main and (most of the time) only character, so thats not CMCS, in any way, thats real.
@coal1235
@coal1235 2 месяца назад
@@Thurgosh_OG im taking about the mfs being talked about in the video, not george lmao
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 2 месяца назад
Over 35% of Americans have some kind of mental issue. It shows.
@vascofernandes295
@vascofernandes295 2 месяца назад
Despite what it might seem like considering their ridiculously low safety nets for anything, if they did America wouldn't have lasted 50 years
@tempejkl
@tempejkl 2 месяца назад
7:47 How did they forget about the Phillipines, the Native Americans, Liberia and Hawaii.
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 2 месяца назад
Puerto Rico. Guam. And the rest of their territories.
@tempejkl
@tempejkl 2 месяца назад
@@hypsyzygy506 100% true.
@moonbow3641
@moonbow3641 2 месяца назад
Liberia wasn’t a colony of the us but was made by Americans so basically a colony
@dohanddonuts5716
@dohanddonuts5716 2 месяца назад
Most of us didn't.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
Spain gave the USA the Philippines. Which the USA administered until the Philippines could be independent. If the US hadn't annexed Hawaii the British would have. Liberia was supposed to be a place to repatriate former slaves to. I'm not sure why that plan fell through. I suppose it's the thought that counts though.
@robertcumming9227
@robertcumming9227 2 месяца назад
The US isn't even the biggest country in north America
@a4kata40
@a4kata40 Месяц назад
Yes I think is Canada but im not sure. Hi from Bulgaria in Europe🙂
@jonathanshaw7355
@jonathanshaw7355 2 месяца назад
AMERICA COULD TAKE EUROPE TOMORROW! Europe: “we’ve hired some Vietnamese soldiers.” America loses but makes a bunch of classic movies.
@isfrom5169
@isfrom5169 2 месяца назад
Americans: we aren't colonizers Also, Americans: Puerto Rico Guam Northern Mariana Islands Virgin Islands Hawaii Philippines Liberia Panama Canal Palau Marshall Islands Micronesia
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 2 месяца назад
The US is the land of facepalms.
@solinvictus1234
@solinvictus1234 2 месяца назад
US: Land of the facepalms, Home of the deluded.
@lastinlastout4318
@lastinlastout4318 Месяц назад
I seriously doubt that. How do you know they are not jerking your chain.
@julestloid
@julestloid 2 месяца назад
I'm American, and I was homeschooled by a liberal, atheist mother who had just had enough with our shit school system, so I'm not extra brainwashed like these folks, but I can say I agree with the ones about the water. One time, when I was working the drive thru window at McDonald's, some dude ordered a meal and came to the window and was like, "Can I have a bottle of water?" He had already ordered a meal with a drink, and so I added the bottle of water to his order, and it cost an additional 50 cents. He was like, "50 cents for water? That's ridiculous. Take it off, I'll get water elsewhere." I obviously didn't say anything rude to the fella since American customer service workers have to be extremely polite almost to a fault in some more belligerent cases, but in my head I was just like "well that's ridiculous, you get a bottle of water anywhere else it'll cost 5 bucks". Really have no idea what his problem was.
@dohanddonuts5716
@dohanddonuts5716 2 месяца назад
$0.50! Damn give me two. I went to a public schools in the 80/90s. I was lucky that our school district was ranked in the top 100 in the country. I'm from California. In middle school while taking world history, I was taught The Five Pillars of Islam from a man from Pakistan. We were learning about Middle East. I also read and watched educational shows at home. I was lucky I had parents who road my butt. I'm assuming you are from the south because you made it a big deal to tell us your mother was a liberal and an atheist. Btw, I was raised by two lasped Catholic parents. Now, I'm basically more agnostic. I do agree our education system has turned to crap. Don't get me started on new arithmetic. We need to stop worring about hurting people's feelings and teach the truth. Banning books not only violates the 1st Amendment, it should be made illegal.
@julestloid
@julestloid 2 месяца назад
@dohanddonuts5716 I don't live in the South anymore, but that's still what people who live in countries that ban homeschooling think of when they hear American homeschooling. I didn't really have any other homeschooled friends when I lived in Texas because most homeschooled groups were run by fundy parents and my mom didn't want to subject me to that crap.
@dohanddonuts5716
@dohanddonuts5716 2 месяца назад
@@julestloid My parents usually kept me away from Bible thumpers, we do have them in California and in the Bay Area. I tend to not like the over religious and idiots who can't get it through there head what the Civil War was about. Sometimes, I think we are doomed.
@michaelholt8590
@michaelholt8590 2 месяца назад
​@dohanddonuts5716 You actually judge people on their opinion of a war that was fought over a 160 years ago? Wow! So that's why California is the way it is.
@dohanddonuts5716
@dohanddonuts5716 2 месяца назад
@michaelholt8590 The ere are a certain group of people, mostly Southerners, who refuse to accept that the Civil War war not only fought to reunify the Union but to end slavery. They will use every other reason, such as states' rights, but they never mention slavery. Furthermore, each state Declaration of Succession mention slavery as their many reason to leave the Union. Now I don't know what being from California has to do with the topic at hand, but when you teach a lie, ban books, put statues up of men who were traitors to our country and wave their flag, I judge a little.
@ruialmeida818
@ruialmeida818 2 месяца назад
Americans: Europe has no condiments 15th Century Portugal: Is the sea route to India a joke to you? What do you think your spices come from?
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 2 месяца назад
I’m an American & they mystify me as well, George😞
@Drag0nmaster
@Drag0nmaster 2 месяца назад
Yep same
@Bakers_Doesnt
@Bakers_Doesnt 2 месяца назад
Say it three times in a mirror and Michael Hutchence's ghost appears.
@maivaiva1412
@maivaiva1412 2 месяца назад
I would pay to see a bunch of Texans roll into Eastern Europe and try their luck lmaooo
@bongodrumzz
@bongodrumzz 2 месяца назад
Texas, land of the sovereign citizen, those morons couldn't get through customs before the first brain freeze, NO GUNS lmao, followed by spending the first 72 hours in a cell with a load of free loading drug mules lol
@steffent.6477
@steffent.6477 12 дней назад
Poland^^
@andrewwigham3026
@andrewwigham3026 2 месяца назад
Imagine thinking Texas could conquer Europe lmao they only have 110k active duty military personnel. The U.K. has 150k Italy has 165k, France has 270k, Germany has 180k. And that’s just the current serving numbers, completely ignoring the fact that countries like the U.K. have a population of 70 million people to pull soldiers from, against Texas’ 30 million. US states like California and Texas (the US’s most powerful) are on the same level as the most powerful European Nations (like those mentioned above) because states are essentially countries, just unified into the USA, which means Europe (if you unified it in the same way) has 2 million troops in comparison to the US’s 2 million troops. Most Americans can’t seem to differentiate that their ‘country’ is basically a continent unified with smaller countries (states) inside, so it’s no different to European Countries (which are comparable to states) the only difference is the word used, we use countries they use states (which comes from ‘Nation State’) So it’s kind of laughable when they say “your entire country is as powerful as one state” implying that they are somehow different and it’s not just them using a different word. So no, one American state (country inside the US) could not take over all of Europe.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
It isn't how many soldiers you can field it is the kill ratio you can achieve on the battlefield that counts. US forces always enjoy a higher kill ratio over our enemies. In Vietnam it was 58 to one and in Iraq it approached a thousand to one. So it's been on the rise. We're just a naturally bellicose people. There's no kill like overkill.
@-_James_-
@-_James_- 2 месяца назад
@@1pcfred We're not talking about US forces. We're talking about Texas forces. Up against half a billion people with two nuclear states and half a dozen conventional armed forces behind them.
@MrMezmerized
@MrMezmerized 2 месяца назад
​@@1pcfred Apples and oranges, of course. The US had huge tech and training advantages over Iraq and Vietnam. Does Texas even have a significant amount of non federal military equipment? Can Texas even get an army to Europe without it being annihilated off the coast?
@andrewwigham3026
@andrewwigham3026 2 месяца назад
@@1pcfred And European forces also have a high kill ratio when fighting people far less equipped than them, but Europe and the US share a similar level of technology / defences, in Vietnam you were fighting farmers who had nothing to combat you but Guerilla warfare and you still lost to them, it’s not really a comparable situation. Not that the US and Europe would ever go to war, but Europe is the second most powerful continent on earth and being the most powerful (which is North America) doesn’t guarantee you a victory (like Vietnam), especially when you’re the invader.
@1pcfred
@1pcfred 2 месяца назад
@@MrMezmerized well yeah. Advantages are why we win. Texans have significant firearms privately owned. They're Texans. You should see what they've got there. 50 caliber firearms, drum fed shotguns, every little old lady in Texas has some heat in her purse. They use 6 shooters as door handles in Texas. Higgins of boat fame came from the state next door to Texas. So of course Texans can boat too.
@JackDespero
@JackDespero 2 месяца назад
American Fanta looks like you really, really need to drink more water.
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
*really, really, really :D
@crocsmart5115
@crocsmart5115 2 месяца назад
That Texas threat could be serious. Given the body mass of the average Texan,if they gathered on a border and rolled it would be carnage.
@HubiKoshi
@HubiKoshi 2 месяца назад
I dunno, having to climb the opposite hill after they rolled down to the bottom of the valley might prove an insurmountable obstacle.
@bongodrumzz
@bongodrumzz 2 месяца назад
🤣😂
@richardrahl7546
@richardrahl7546 2 месяца назад
They'll do it like the slide-rock bolter. 😁
@pp38pp
@pp38pp Месяц назад
This is an unfounded fear. They would never be able to find Europe on the map... 😇
@snowtigerko
@snowtigerko 2 месяца назад
the European mind cannot comprehend the sheer size of a US large Wendy's drink
@chetmanley1885
@chetmanley1885 2 месяца назад
I think an adult can get in one of those
@Trickaz94
@Trickaz94 2 месяца назад
That's because unlike Americans, Europeans can in fact get a brain freeze
@12bree4
@12bree4 2 месяца назад
And usually the drinks are watered down so you can’t even get the full experience
@gingergingey8271
@gingergingey8271 2 месяца назад
All I have from Wendy's here in the UK is a plain spicy chicken burger, and an ice cream, it's delicious.
@melisenx
@melisenx 2 месяца назад
bro the size small cup is big enough
@jackivan7632
@jackivan7632 2 месяца назад
American thinking the US is the biggest country, yet their neighbor country to the north is bigger
@lastinlastout4318
@lastinlastout4318 Месяц назад
It's a matter of perspective. Come to the US and rent a car. Go to I-40 and drive until it ends. Things look different on the ground than they do on a map. Canada is big, but those areas are sparely populated and Canada claims all the way to the north pole and most of that is islands and ice.
@jeremyheath9299
@jeremyheath9299 Месяц назад
Cope lol
@mugnuz
@mugnuz Месяц назад
it kind of funny because square maps are also warped...
@Squagglimole
@Squagglimole 2 месяца назад
What always baffles me is that Americans do not understand that Europe has more landmass than the US
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