Americans React to FUNNIEST FOOTBALL CHANTS IN ENGLAND 

Proper nonce!

Still in prison I believe

@@allidolnet429 released in 2019 pal, served half his sentence

@@rogu3rooster All fixed term sentenced inmates in UK serve half inside and half outside on license. Been like that since Tony Blair introduced it

@@Westcountrynordic still not in prison though is he? Had a kid a couple of years ago iirc, he's still under sentence but not in prison

That was ìn the FA Cup a lower division team did well and progressed through. Their goalkeeper allegedly made money by eating a pie on the bench

​@nickwilliams911 that was a different keeper, I think the one you're thinking of is the Sutton keeper

It was their goalkeeper and they were right. English fans, fuck around and find out

​@@nickwilliams911not the same keeper. This was Birmingham City fans and Blyth Spartans goalkeeper.

Was that the Rolly Colly Goalie 😂

this

A nonce kiddy fiddler

And a finn too.. Jimmy was 🤮

Jimmy Saville. Public persona was childrens entertainer and charity organiser. Private persona was a dirty paedophile preying on young kids.

Even a dutchman knows who jimmy saville was🤮

Very different cultures we have

@@RNTV That's one way of putting it !! LOL

@@RNTV "She said No, Fergie" was to rival Manager: Darren Ferguson, accused (I think) of Rape and his Dad was the most successful Manager in Football history with 28 Trophies in 20 years hence the jealousy/resentment:) Don't feel too sorry for the evil monster that was Jimmy Savile. He was famous and powerful but when he died, only then did the extent of his horrific actions towards children, etc, come to light, I'm afraid. He was from Yorkshire and many of these chants are defensive chants from fans of his local Club to deflect the abuse coming their way. The inflatable was because those thousands of Away fans had a Manager then called Dick Advocaat. Much of that was rival fans chanting at rival fans who were segregated. The "waste of £40 was aimed at visiting fans who were soundly beaten. The "sit down away" chant was that the UNwritten rule is that all Away fans want to stand in these larger All Seater Stadiums as do many Home fans and that their team was so poor that their dans could not be bothered to stand.. Often the whole crowd is standing in a 50,000+ All Seater Stadium and the only time anyone chooses to get refreshments is during the 15-minute halftime. The Plant Pot was losing 3/0 and out of that Cup competition. "There's only ONE Ed Woodward" was because he had been recently diagnosed with multiple personalities. "The Going Up, Going Down" song was because their team, continually, gained Promotion only to get relegated the following season. In The English League (the best in the world) the bottom 3 sides get relegated and are replaced by the Top 3 teams of the division below. One team: LUTON who are currently in the Top (Premier) League were relegated from 1,2,3,4 and then out of the league altogether to the 6th Tier and now after 20 years have gone 4,3,3,2 and now Top League:)

​​​@@RNTVen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile Jimmy Saville was the host of Top Of The Pops which was by far the biggest music show in Britain for 40 years I believe ( think American Bandstand or even American Idol and he was the Dick Clark/Ryan Seacrest of Europe). He was quite the womanizer (im guessing 1000s of conquests)and there was a lot of sexual assault allegations that didn't get address until after he died at 78. Go to link above to learn more.

There was talk about it decades ago but nothing was done by the BBC or his lawyer/solicitor Kier Starmer. If you're in the "club" then the powers that be look the other way!

We here in Brazil try to be poetic, but even then we can brutal here on classics...

Also Mesut Özil: "Your eyes are offside"!

Haha true

Latino Dracula

@@tommywulfric9768 I think there's a sequel to this video that has both those chants. It might even have the racist Suarez chant too, which is one of the catchiest ones imo.

And zlatan Ibrahimovic...his nose is offsides

who did he play when he came out of prison?/

⁠​⁠@@paulrichards6894he hasn’t played professionally since his release in 2019 and most definitely will never play professional football again. He doesn’t deserve to play again. He lost that right when he fucked 15 year old girl. No club would risk signing him due to the negative backlash they would face

​@@paulrichards6894 He hasn't played football for a professional team since being released.

@@srl4050 wasnt sure

@@paulrichards6894 himself

Me 2 when they hear the Park won and think its racist, yeh towards Liverpool.

I watched my first compilation the other day of you absolutely INSANE lads doing this and I thought I was going to choke to death from laughter. Someone mentioned the chant when the crowd found out about Andy Goram's schizophrenia diagnosis. "There's only 2 Andy Gorams, There's only 2 Andy Gorams....." And that was the next game after it went public. I literally laughed for two hours at that! I LOVE UK 'football' hoodlum-isms. Well, at least when they aren't burning down a city somewhere like they used to. LOL

And it's funny how to us it's just jokes and banter but to them they're so offended😂

Same, I have watched almost every reaction there is, and this reaction was definitely among the best ones.

I feel as if we should hand them a context sheet before they view.

And the name comes from the onomatopoeic noises from said woman's thighs slapping together while being taken turns on by the local rugby team.

She has balls slapping into her

These guys are mostly reasonable people as individuals but the crowd is tribal and brutal

These are tame really

These are tame, but the reality is its banter. They bring insults and chants you bring better ones. Noone really gets upset about it, if they have a better chant, next time be better, be more brutal but be funny

Mate you and your mrs should switch to football, you can’t beat the it . I mean proper football, not the throw and catch American football.

It's tribal for the fans but all the teams are owned by foreign billionaires and the player will play for whoever pays them the most.

😂

😂😂

The more shocking the funnier it can be.

America has freedom of speeche and still they are so sensitive.

yes, and the BBC turned blind eyes to it all,

@@seanmc1351And the enablers were never brought to justice

agreed, totaly, its down to money, mate in hi power, if it was not that, we would still not be paying, morning TV presenters quarter mill a year for 3 days work, and everything else, its because, bbc and government in each others pockets

He was very close buddies with king Charles. That would be your enabler

There is also a Nexflix documentary in two parts called Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story

😂😂😂😂true.

Take note Humza useless! 😂

😂

i live in south wales and i know loads of leeds fan who go often to leeds games

Fantastic anecdote, dude! 😄 How did they get started on that slapper? I've wondered that a couple of times.

i am a cardiff fan and used to go to home games but never ever got involved in singing or chanting

@gabrielplattes6253 because the lad in the white was gesturing to the Leeds fans so they started on his girlfriend first and then turned on him when he tried to stand on the barrier 😂😂.

We do this all the time … at school … in the office …. Soldiers … call welshmen, ‘Taffy’ after the river Taff. Irishmen are always, ‘Paddy’ … Scotsmen are always, ‘Jock’ …. Every school trip we always sing songs on the bus …

_Let's Go BRANDON!_

Satan was pissed off the Day Jimmy Savile died because it meant creating an entirely new level of hell because all the existing levels were just too nice for Jimmy Savile

Americans don't want to learn anything. They only want to silence the truth. I have personaly more respect for Germany than americans.

🤣🤣 these chants are gold 😂

By his own fans, that's even more ruthless.

I laughed and I support Liverpool

I mean....I doubt Jimmy Saville actually fucked their sheep.....but I het what you mean

I'm almost certain saville didn't knob cloughie 😊😊

@@spinynormanbest6410 🤣

Then that's some pair of boxer shorts that guy has !!

Looked like quite a few of the chants were at ER

Every clubs fans in the UK sing the same chant

It usually starts at games where Sky have moved the kick off day/time for broadcasting purposes. There's usually no consideration or respect shown towards travelling fans. It's a regular occurrence that games will involve a 600+ mile round trip starting at 3am or games finishing at times that means there's no way of getting home by public transport.

@@michaelscott7166 yeah well said we sang it at Cambridge United vs Reading, moved to a Monday night, had to book a day off work and due to engineering works on the train didnt get home until 1am. Thankfully on evening shift so no early start the next day

sunderland newcastle, biggest rivalry behind celtic and rangers, for pure hatred,

Or West Brom/Wolverhampton Wanderers, Everton/Liverpool, Aston Villa/Birmingham, Arsenal/Chelsea (or any other London club, for that matter)@@seanmc1351

ALAW.

Leeds Leeds Leeds..

The reason Leeds fans hate Sky TV is that they keep rescheduling their fixtures for live TV coverage. Fans come from all over Europe to watch Leeds and have often arranged their travel and hotel accommodation months in advance to get the best prices. Only to have a late change that throws their plans into chaos. Sky approached Leeds to ask how they could improve their image and end the hostility with L:eeds fans. They were told the constant short term fixture changes were the problem. The following week Sky announced a series of short term fixture changes for Leeds so they are seen as not wanting a resolution and hence the hostility.

That’s the celery song mate 😂

What's a WPC? Women Police Officers?

@@korganrocks3995 Yes.

Bill Shankly

Leeds... one of the guardians of football, keeping the fun police at bay... some supporters... LEEDS ... ,if ordered about, go out of their way to do whatever they been told not to Not a Leeds fan, but I'm a fan of Leeds ❤

100% agree 👍

and they say Music Hall is dead...

No, it was about the inflatable penis that they were throwing around in the video which was retrieved and removed by a steward. After they sang "we want our dick back" for a while, the steward gave it back to the crowd.

Our very own Poundland Trump. And like Trump a narcissistic psychopath who's negligence during Covid led to tens of thousands of preventable deaths. It's apt that one's slang for a penis and the other's slang for a noxious emission from an arse.🤔

That kind of chant is my favorite, when they adress how shit their team is playing. I think my absolute favorite is when a team has lost their last game by a lot of goals, so when they're 3 goals down they start chanting "you've only scored three, you've only scored threeeeee, how shit must you be, you've only scored three!" 😄

AT LAST! After seeing 20+ reactions to this someone has FINALLY explained the Ed Woodward chant! Multiple personalities ...and why the deserted stadium when they sell out 75,000 capacity every week?

​@@IsleofskyeI was either a u21s game or u18s

@@dylanemson777Thanks Dylan.

​@Isleofskye unfortunately it's complete nonsense. I'd imagine it's just because he's disliked by man United fans, so the opposition were taunting them by singing his name.

@davarotti3249 Well that's disappointing

One funny song chant I heard from the English fans after the Welsh fans sang Sosban Fach was 'Polly put he kettle on'.

It would help to add that Kidderminster is abbreviated to Kiddie or Kiddy, as the term 'kiddies' can mean children, or back in 1970's it was interchangeable with 'youths'.

I believe the correct americanism is 'cum-dumpster'.

Translate to English indeed

Wait they don’t even know this?

@@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart Why would they if that's not the word Americans use?

@@korganrocks3995 Because budgie sounds easier to remember then parakeet!

@@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart But parakeet sounds a lot more like parrot. 😛

I no unnerstand you.What is nonse,pleasee?

​@@IsleofskyeNonce - a sex offender, especially one who is guilty of sexual offences against children - a perfect description of Adam Johnson

​@@Isleofskyesex offender.

@@Isleofskye someone who sleeps with minors

times 100

You scouse bastard

he went to jail...he was a pedophile............

Absolutely hilarious routine 🤣🤣

I’m pretty sure I saw that as a kid, but came across it again a few months back when someone reacted to it, absolutely loved it, so good

and Freddie doing Ray Charles on here,as well:)

Yup, it always makes me laugh when Americans start going on about their "freedom" when they have no idea that most other countries in the world have more freedom than they do.

Norwich city 🤭

2nd that…