Amy Schumer Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

Read this comment somewhere else not original cringe

Yeh me 2 spread the joy

@@DavidWallz saw your comment all over the internet cringe lord.

Haha I get it cuz she is not funny! 🤡

@@DavidWallz you’re right, no one should ever repeat anything said by anyone ever. As the great Stephen hawking once said- “”

Ikr?? It’s so funny

Actually, when you're talking about Amy, it's not that hard to believe at all 😢

I literally pull up her videos just for the comments. 🍿

Bro facts

Amy Schumer's audience? Do you just mean the "studio audience"?

yes

Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of all time!

@@nickv2601satire, right?

No, everyone who hires her just does it so people can laugh at her, they're like "Shhhh, play it cool, everyone, she's gonna do it again."

get a life

...I think she’s hilarious!❤

@@simonedulcie3853 That’s funny, tell another one!

I don't love amy shumer but if anything you're proof she's successful cause you're hating for no good reason

Underrated

7:14 was hilarious though

cheers

Lol

Nah 10:00 was underated

Lol perfect comment

Ratio

@@benlangford5413 ratio denied.

Didn't need, want, screamed "oh God no".

She’s absolutely horrible

Nice one Ted

I did it for u

Oh my golly gosh I did too :0

I never put that together before. I just figured he was the Count, so he counts. 😆😂

@@cc1k435 ironically, i never PUT that together before i learned of the folklore thing because i grew up with Polish sesame street and his name was "liczy-hrabia", literally countingcount

Just to make sure it's clear, people with autism don't necessarily like counting things, the joke was about "outsiders" not understanding what autism is, and using Hollywood stereotypes (ex: "Rain Man") to fill in the gaps.

Wow. That never occurred to me. I have watched endless episodes of Sesame Street and never put the Count and autism together. Verryy interesting!

😮!

Y'know, i have a black wife, with whom I am HAPPILY married, but sometimnes I wonder what kind of industrial equipment I have that would be able to kill her. Not that I have ANY INTENTIONS but I just kina wonder, y'know? I was thinking of what her reaction would be if I put "Shannon sized sandblaster" on my christmas list...

Can't even laugh with the vulgarity

Facts, just the facts, ma'am.

I heard her do that joke before

@@wonderwoman5528 she steals jokes from everyone

@@automatedcomment 😂

@@wonderwoman5528that’s literally how it works

HOW DO YOU WRITE ????

That’s me whenever Amy Schumer opens her mouth.

@@TheTona999 Haven't you heard? We can all be on"the spectrum" now. And if you can't talk about how autistic you are, you aren't a part of the victim mindset and therefore super chic and cool. I wish my Uncle Larry knew that. While he has certain things he's great at, he's not likely to be able to articulate how on the spectrum he is. Nah, he'll never be a hero like these folks. All there was for him was growing up in the 50s and 60s being called a retard. Maybe next life, Larry.

@@TheTona999 the poignant question is “WHY did YOU write”. Geezus dude. Bully much? Compensating for something?

@@jettthewolf887 ah…the oh so edgy “I hate Amy” incel clarion call. Don’t you have an Elon Musk fanfic to fap to?

I mean her face looks like a big toe. Her husband is probably a freak, he might be into to that.

Yeah, we know he was lying

Who the f would marry her

Or the funniest joke, when her parents decided to continue pregnancy

I'm autistic and I think her entire premise there was ableist garbage. No Amy - I'm not some fucking moron who'll pick sticks up off the ground for fun.

Who's next to host SNL.... Bill Cosby's?

@@redscreen6 more than one?

@@redscreen6 - Why do you want Bill cosby?

I'm with your wife. I laughed out loud!

I cackled so hard at that I scared the dog

I was not expecting that and I cackled.

Cackle cackle

Brilliance in 1 word

@@invictusgardener3090 dog was like "oh crap my owner thinks Amy Schumer is funny" and it was scared.

Yikes.

A little sexist, don’t you think?

Should've choked on the tea and did the world a favor

Sexist, ableist

Amy Schumer isn't funny. Never has been funny and like Kurt Mezger a joke thief.

We are saving our laughter for the great denouement of this entity. The time will soon be upon us for applause to lift their roof to hell.

@@johnr.b.murray3417 correction, it’s not a roof, it’s a glass ceiling-to them.

Then why bother watching if you don't like it? 🙄

@@dees_good_vibes3391 Cause I have free will.

@@prezadent1 What dislikes are you talking about?

You are a terrible person

i've asd as well and it's so refreshing to see it addressed in such a positive, hilarious way.

@@yzenynot I agree!

I think Amy did a great job. I worked around /with people with "disabilities" for many years. Mainly developmental. Every person is different from every other. "I have a Special Olympics staff t-shirt " is my "I have a black friend" card, lol. But I really do. I was the ticket/donation secretary!

And you are, making all of us sigh with your long-winded and redundant comment.

I thought your comment was on the money...I don't know how "redundant" applies, it was a reaction to AS' redundancy.

I’d wake up from a coma to turn her ass off

@@deviantmoore9744 All comments are redundant, personally I enjoyed the extra details. It’s called storytelling. If ur a fan of Schumer’s I don’t blame you for your ignorance.

I ...also enjoy Any Schumer.

Of course you are human. People who treat you like you are not human are wrong.

I had trouble connecting with others, but it was because I was abused and scapegoated throughout childhood and didn't have the self-confidence to relate to people. I have had MANY friends (and even strangers) recommend I be evaluated for ASD without knowing that I already have been, many times. I'm not commenting on YOUR diagnosis, per se, but please realize - it is OFTEN a factitious disorder.

Funny - because as someone with autism, I thought her entire premise was ableist and offensive. "Haha - my husband is so funny because he's *different*" is not love for the autism community.

@@onimi66616 I don't know. If we are talking about this "disability" is that maybe a benefit to everyone?

@@onimi66616 dude that's amazing. Thing is.... there has NEVER been a lab test for autism. What symptoms do you have that convince you you're autistic? I used to believe in my own ADHD diagnosis, but I later realized it was PTSD, personally.

I know, I lost it at that😂

... women .... Can't make a joke without being about Thier 🐱

@@jane-kk8ov ... Here a list of people that I know... Dave Chappelle.... Gabriel Iglesias... George Lopez... Chris rock... If you can send me a link of one of their stand ups... Where they talk about nothing but Thier dcks... Plz do ?

😄

haha I had to scroll so far through people praising her to find a comment like this that is actually real. RU-vid has clearly been compromised. Sad to see but inevitable.

😂

i laughed at this comment more than i laughed with her

yeah I wasn’t even trying to be funny 💀💀💀

OMG! Me too!!! shes absolutely hilarious, in my opinion shes better than George Carlin, Louis CK, Eddie Murphy or Dave Attell

@@stopfilmingverticallys653 stop this now before you get permanently banned from youtube lol

Yes her autism jokes are just killing it

Yeah, you're right! I have never heard anybody on TV or in the media talk about autism! I definitely have not seen several shows developed around that condition either! We need more attention paid to this condition because absolutely nobody has ever heard of it! Nobody is tired of people using it as an excuse for being a shitty person!

nOrMaLiZaTiOn Is LoVe

@@ReddFoxx1562 wow really gave it away in your last statement there. 🤨

@@ReddFoxx1562 who hurt you?

nice good day to you

Well, I did laugh on exactly 3:51. It is when I paused the video and started reading the comments.

@@phazejump3204 2:04 and i can't continue anymore

They are edited.

Isn't EVERYTHING real on SNL?

I play the same game with "my depression or people are awful for real"

Recently diagnosed with Hashimoto's thyroiditis, the main symptom of which is chronic irritability...!?!?!?!?!!! ... I SO feel this comment.

Sexism in a nutshell!

@@zigzaag7325 Pfft. Maybe watch the Welcome to Hell sketch. Women having been going through this bs for a LONG time.

I wonder who she stole it from?

@@louskunt9798 honestly I laugh directly at her cause she should not be here at all, let alone hosting SNL. The episode was good but I cant remember 1 joke she told, she just looks funny even being there 😭😭😭

@@louskunt9798 Aw Lou. I’m sorry.

@@blackleague212 exactly!

@@Lisa-pb3qp thank you. We’re all sorry that she steals her jokes from other comedians.

Yeah, he's an autistic chef

It's even more amazing how she keeps thinking she's a comedian.

Her husband had asburgerszzz so severe autism.

Its NOT amazing how her career is not dead yet

@Hakai101 No. It's an absolute disgrace she has the temerity to use the term "comedian".

-Garbage can

@@SS-gx7tg who told you to hate Amy Schumer this week?

@@BluntforceJ I actually liked her first standup special. But her SNL performance last night was abysmal :/

@@SS-gx7tg You are in the minority

embraced by generations of 'liberated' women,. we k n o w..

I don't think people want to watch a cooking show with the cook Talkin about her sxx life

This shit is cringe bro

That was long ago. Since then she is preparing herself for a divorce.

@@puposbela Seriously? She's getting a divorce? That's sad.

@@exoticbloomingflowergirl no, they're still together. They are being a troll. I like Amy too and think she's funny. The comments here are ridiculous.

Crass

It's the only thing women can talk about for cheers and "yes go girl" nods.

What's wrong with that? Sex is funny

@@tasman001 it can be but not like this

@@tasman001 not when you talk about it all the time it gets repetitive

I pity you

Not if you're with the right person.

@@HealthHorror Come back and tell us that after another 20 years, dear. 😑

@@altitudeiseverything3163 Ok. I will. Better than being super negative about it and just staying in that rut.

@@HealthHorror Not “negativity”…. realism. Marriage, like the rest of life, is a series of many small ups and downs, triumphs and tragedies. To expect sunshine and roses all the time sets expectations that we, or our spouses may not be able to live up to, at least not all the time. So I would say that realism is the more loving, and ‘bulletproof,’ way to see one’s relationship. But what do I know, after decades of marriage and having raised two grown, well-adjusted children to successful adulthood . . . 🙄 But when tough challenges do come your way, you’ll likely work it out and find your way through. Most people do, even if they initially bought into the fantasy of perfection in the beginning. I do wish you the best. 🌷

-Amy's mom

Well she doesn't write any of her material so it's easier for her to read 😂

@@BLACULA-Skeewoah I think you have her confused with Tucker Carlson.

@@americanpancakelive tucker carlson doesn't have literal hours of material cross referenced for plagiarism like Amy Schumer does 😂

@@BLACULA-Skeewoah Have you heard of the 3 comics who accused her, exactly. Hey, I love Louis CK, Chapelle, Rock, Fahim Anwar and others, old school like Regan and Seinfeld and they all acknowledge that they could think of the same comedic concepts. By the way, Amy took a real Lie Detector test via Variety and passes on the accusations.

I know, just brilliant

Right her vagina jokes got more mature and so was her making fun of his husbands autism

Joking about her vagina right off the bat? Yea she’s matured a lot.

Yeah, this time it took her a whole MINUTE to start talking about her genitalia!

Exactly! She’ll need that long to rip off enough jokes to do another show.

@@louskunt9798 😂

Definitely not you lol

I missed the cooking show! Definitely looking it up now.

Break barriers? Lol. So because you walk away from "boring conversations" you classify yourself as autistic? Maybe you're just not knowledgeable enough to participate in the conversation? Lots to think about.

I thought your name was retartedanarchist because of what you said but I see you also have autism so that would work for that too.

@@tapetwo7115 Yes, it is I, Amy Schumer.

it can sure feel like it is 😂

I just saw her stand up in San Francisco half an hour with my boyfriend. We laughed through out the whore tour show. She’s amazing.

@@drama2u you have brain damage if you think this is funny.

They get pay to pretend and part of the background acting.

They probably weren't her jokes to tell

@@alana2830 she also delivered the jokes well, regardless of whether she wrote the jokes or not.

@@svmto I'm not sure if you're trolling or you've missed the point? The very fact that SNL have given her a platform is an insult to comedy. If you legitimately don't know what I mean, Google 'Amy Schumer steals jokes'... You don't even have to go anywhere close to the rabbit hole to see exactly how she's just a complete hack.

@@alana2830 we've seen MUCH WORSE over the years. Lets take SNL for the platform it currently is...

@@alana2830 I mean they had Dave Chapelle on recently, they don't exactly have good standards lmao.

Guess it pays to be chuck Schumer's niece.

Oh so she's now using autism as a diversion for being a complete hack? She's an attention seeking loser trying to make herself seem like she's really not the kind to stab people in the back for her own gain. Using his ASD for publicity to distract from the lack of talent and morals she has.

Bet she stole the whole bit off another comedian 😅

@@adshar20000 what has that got to do with anything? I have Aspergers and I have also been on the UK stand up circuit so I can speak frankly about both the fact Amy is a hack and the exploitation of her husbands ASD as some sort of way of making her look like she's a good person (spoiler alert, she isn't) Stop looking to these 'celebrities' to give you any sort of comfort or reality in the world... The majority of them don't give a shit about anything but money and their ego being boosted. That's why I stick to working behind the cameras now.

@@alana2830 agree

There are recent interviews where she talks about it.

-Suicide hotline

So an hour of jokes about someone on the autism spectrum? 😐

The fuck we do.

Speak for yourself

Cuz she r@pe a man n bragged about it... And she stole jokes from others and expect to be paid more then the people she stole the joke from...

So weird that I just heard about that this morning and then about two hours later I watched this for the first time and heard it again.

What? Genius? What are these people laughing at?

Yeah and if a man spoke of his emotional wife and said "bipolar or just a woman?" His career would be over.

@@billysullivan6788 Yes, finally.

@@MarieGlennalove that double standard. Have a nice life . hope no one you know is mentally I'll. Then again you are it sounds like. I mean you find this trash heap funny.

@@MarieGlenna wow. Hypocrisy Love it

I see what you did there.. capitalized the main words you really want people to read. A form of hypnosis... Maybe this is a fake comment ( one of many ) written by her or her staff. anyway that woman is not at all funny. Never was. People who know comedy know this.

@@leoman6594 no one’s interested in your butthurt trolling

@@leoman6594 are you sad?

@@leoman6594 People know what resonates with them and what doesn’t. They also know what *they* find funny. People who know themselves know this. 😉 And apparently you don’t have a very clear understanding of hypnosis, either. 🙄

@@calisongbird amy or one her sheep, definitely.

wOmEn CaNt Be FunNnY

@@jbudlo2 Because otherwise the boys get jealous

Well I used to like her. But she went woke. And anything woke turns to shit. She's living proof. Good thing she's got relatives in high places.

@@joebeastyg5686 That’s just her being a woman. Woke just means you understand other people’s viewpoints

@@dellacalfee Woke: alert to injustice in society, especially racism. "we need to stay angry, and stay woke" That doesn't quite match what you said. Being "woke" is more of a one-sided affair. There's no understanding or care for what those with different viewpoints than you think.

She's something of a scapegoat. The people who hated her for silly reasons were usually the same guys who started saying "SNL use to be good!" back before Nurse Jackie was a thing and simply never stopped.

Give her a shot! She is a really smart fearless comedian. I think you might enjoy her. Good actress too!

if you liked this set, you'll love her other sets. they're all the same.

She didnt write this. Some guy on SNL staff did.

@@MrYago-xd7um SNL has never been good. And AMY SCHUMER IS A JOKE THIEF.

Mmm mmm not funny

@@JunkyardKid i agree. Amy isnt funny. 😣 just cringy asf.

Pretty solid. She fit hilarious and unpredictable sex and vagina jokes, and even called a black man a Nazi (hilarious!)

Was it tho?

Yes!!

Syphilis?

@@joshuah9109 Could be. But also a gifted joke teller.

@@omorado she’s a insult to comedy

It's only men and trumpers. They are scared of her.

If only she wrote those jokes...i would also have appreciated the art

Right? 99% is because she's related to a politician. Get a life people. I've loved her since last comic standing

@@hanssolo8100 No? 99% is because her jokes are fucking dumb. I feel like somebody else wrote them this time. Multiple people would literally tell her not to say some of the bullshit she came up with. Overly-raunchy without a punchline.

you're entitled an opinion but dippity dong your opinion is wrong

aint no way u like schumer

@@ogmw2gang9317 why not?

@@tharykookie797 aint u seen the joke she made abt ryan dunn and steve o?

@@ogmw2gang9317 I have.

@@tharykookie797 y u still like her then?

In the words of Sarah Silverman, “my vagina”

It is flattering on her

She looks great; always has.

😂

LMAO

Her comedy cured by cancer (just kidding, it didn't really...and I don't have cancer!)

-Sociopathic liar

Joke stealers aren’t funny

@@cosmokramer179 she stole her autistic husband from someone?

She literally stole jokes from 12 different comedians, word for word.

I am not surprised

@@jodo2785 When is she going to steal some good ones? If this was a whoever laughs first, loses contest, you'd never be able to call a winner.