An Enigmatic Encounter but it sounds like it's straight from an old 2009 Roblox song 

i love how like 90% of the comments are just some variation on "remember son, dying is gay..."

when the guy you struck down with your sword has the worst ping known to man:

“I hit you with an instakill!” My laggy ass:

“Remember son, you can’t leave the tycoon until you rebirth.”

"You waited for the nostalgic memories to flood in..." "B u t n o t h i n g c a m e"

"Can you imagine it?" "A world in which no one is toxic" "A world where no one has to exploit" "A perfect world like that can exist" "WITHOUT Y O U"

Remember son, ##### is ###.

"Hah! Time to use my attack that does infinity damage!" my laggy computer:

This is how I felt after killing a noclipping hacker once in Prison Life back around 2017.

“You feel your poor financial decisions crawling on your back”

"Remember son, attack other doomspires from the bottom." "Yes father..."

My ass on brickbattle after seeing a man with the worst ping known to god slowly float away in pieces (he's still alive)

Pov: You killed someone and they said "Alright."

The 1 guy that actually gets better after being defeated and then saying: “Alright, my turn >:)” and then proceed to actually kick your ###:

"Remember XxXProGamerXxX, rage quitting is ###." "Yes, isuckontoes420."

When you survive the laser doors in a tycoon:

“Remember son… oofing is noob” “Yes, father”

" Remember Guest, dying is [content deleted]. " " *Yes Builderman.* "

that one guy when he haves a single live remaining in a roblox horror game:

"You feel the regret of raiding that guys tycoon crawling down your back"

"Remember son, dying is ###" ":forcefield me"

I love being laggy, it sometimes gives you a second chance when get an instakill it just puts you to 1 hp in older versions

when you beat teamers and you kill the both of them (you have low HP and they are coming back any second)

"Remember gay, dying is son..." "Yes fa- wait what?" "Wait a minute, that didn't make sense in the slightest. Sorry sans, let me do it again." **clears throat** "Remember dying, gay is son..." "Father that's no-" "Shut up Sans I know." "Rember sand, forgoring is gay..." "Father." "I know sans.. I'm gay..." "No, what? No, not that." "Ah yes, I get it now." "Remember son, ##### is ###" "Father, you got tagged." "Man. Just start the fight Sans." "Yeah Sans! What's up with tha-" **gets the last breathed**

me looking in horror as i destroy the red tower in doomspire brickbattle and see a singular person from that tower is still alive

when yo goofy ass hits a kill brick but survives due to incomprehensible levels of ping on 1 hp:

when you kill a player but you can visibly see them still alive and using gears (the tool only kills them on your client's side)

Phase 2 : Enigmatic Ping (50000-100000) Quick note, One time i had 25000 ping but still didn’t get disconnected Another quick note, Recently i jus thad 500K ping and didn’t crash

The Real knife user in IA when they use True Love as a totem death rather than a fast consumable.

you have a sword........ BUT I HAVE A ROCKET

how it feels to have 1 HP, but you have all endgame items

"Remember son, getting oofed by linked sword is [content deleted] "Yes, Bypasser"

when you get struck by lightning 3 times and keep getting back up:

"Remeber son, you can't leave untill you reach the winner's area."

"remember son, restarting the grind is noob." "Okay dad" *locks in*

When you’re about to lose a sword fight on the heights and you pull out illumina & darkheart:

_"Remember, son. dying is [content deleted]"_ _"yes father"_

0:23 "Remember son.. dying is ###" "#########" Roblox ToS moment

a guy with real knife about to instakill me my laggy ass with dunk on equipped:

- Remember son, You can't leave until the toxic guy rage quit... - Yes Father...

When the noob is actually an admin posing as a noob… and then the owner gives himself inf/inf health

How roleplayers think people see them when they say *dodges*

when an enemy gets you to low hp so you start spamming all your abilities

This is unironically one of the best Enigmatic Encounter mixes I've heard. Props to you man!

You was being killed by players until the admin give you a rainbow sword, you:

POV:You fell off at the edge of the map on the fighting game with someone chasing you and having 50/1800 HP left but anti-cheat somehow saves you by teleporting you at the edge of the map again and gave all your health back 💀

Telamonz3:Hah! I hit you with my one shot crusader! Shedxt: Y__ _ANN__ H__ WH__ Y__ CAN__ SE_! Telamonz3: What? *Shedxt dodges the attacks with his 8600 ping and 7 fps*

When you're about to lose and your oponent gets toxic:

"The guest never was good at fighting after all, only there to have fun. But the second he got stabbed, he knew it was over. But! Roblox, that second, updated the sword to deal 0.5 less damage, allowing him to heal. The noob cowered in fear "Guest, what is this?! H-How are you Alive?!" He screamed, shiverig while holding his sword, the guest smiled and grabbed his sword, simply saying, "want to be my friend?". This incident, the Guest incident, was forever known, as a enygmatic encounter."

man i LOVE the rocket being 2 meters away from me yet realizing i had 2000 pings and when it resumes im back at my spawn with 93% of the tower destroyed

2:33 POV: trying to crash the other guy's game in Kohls admin house by spamming " :jail all, :bonfire all, :explode all"

A Laggy Encounter

when 1x1x1x1 gives you free admin

When the guy you tought was a noob begins fighting back and he is cracked:

"Remember son...Losing is skill issue." "Yes , Father."

When the garbage ping actually saves you from an attack:

the dialouge before: Player: *Punches* Snoob: *Dodges* Player: *Undodgable Punches* Snoob: *Goes phase 3* Player: bro stop godmodding Snoob: ################ Player: ok

When you get that regen coil and some one struck you down to low health but it starts healing you

Fun story that no one will probably read, once in doors i was lagging so much that when rush came by i lagged out of the room and somehow survived it

POV: your in a 1v1 against a red member in Doomspire and they hit you but you managed to still be alive on 1 hp

“Remember son, letting the other team’s tower stand is GAY.” *”yes spectator”*

When you are doing RP with a person, and you kill them in the worst way possible, but through a fucking miracle they mysteriously manage to come out alive (own experience)

"Remember son, you will not save your progress in this simulator."

how it feels to survive the rocket launcher missing your left arm and leg

That one player that literally survived 7 waves of disaster with just one bit one hp

"Remember son, Oofing is gay" "yes WingDings_Gaster8352" Edit: wow, did not expect so many people enjoying this comment

POV: Your playing a PVP game and the guy starts shooting through walls after losing once

i desperately need "KATAMARI but it sounds like it's straight out of an old 2009's roblox song" but that would be too much suffering over you, wouldnt it?

"Remember son, you can't gambling in simulator until you register..."

"Get pwn'd lil man"

remember son... afking is bad pwning. yes brickbattler..

my ahh after surviving an attack on 1 hp on a game with no regen

When you have 1 hp left but you realize you have another life

"A retro shiver fell down to your spine but... You are still determined to protect new roblox"

Remember son, getting pwned is ###.

imagine how cool it would be to hear this in a roblox game in 2009

Calling your older brother to win while you're at 1 hp:

I remember my 2020 love for undertale thanks for making this

That moment your younger brother starts to get good at a game you taught him

"Remember Floppa, getting banned is ###" "Yes ShiiroShogun"

"remember son... dying makes you a noob"

"Remember son.. dying is ###" "Yes father."

"Remember son... you must become the top on the leaderboard" "Yes father" -final words from someone with trash internet

Phase 1: Not A Slender Anymore Phase 1.5: But He Refused To Get Tagged Phase 2: The Sword Fight Continues (Rebirthed) Phase 3: An Engimatic Hacker

how it feels getting teamed in soulshatters but you survive:

This is how I feel when I start dodging like crazy at 1 hp and 0 dodges as sans in any sans fighting game

How we all feel after surviving a grenade that is right infront of us in any game:

"Remember son dying respawns you" "Yes father"

When you’re fighting soulless turdulator but suddenly there’s a new cutscene:

"Pov: when you die to lava but your ping is 1278429 and them your hp regens 0.1"

when you almost get pwned but you have every sfoth sword

0:43 that one bacon refused edit 💀

"Can you imagine it? A server where theres no hackers. A server where there is no toxic players. That perfect server can exist. WITHOUT YOU"

pov: a guy left you with 1 life and you survived in 2009

The power of the Ancients, long forgotten... This song is the only detail remaining of their great strength.

when that pwner has an HEALTH BOX AND AN ARMOR!!1111!!1 AND A jet pack11!!111!!11 ):

for anyone going "ok ######": you fools! its 2009! that means the censorship should actually be "[Content Deleted]"

"Remember son, if you accidentally fall off the pillars, you are ###" -Sorcus, mid 2008

“You called your mom to buy you robux….nobody came…”

0:20 “Remember son, oofing is for noobs.” “Yes dev..”