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An HFY Story : Trechery & Trust me, bro | 2410 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans 

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@gregmchurch
@gregmchurch 4 месяца назад
I hear ANY sort of engineer say "Trust me, bro." I'm bolting for the horizon.
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 4 месяца назад
This is space. There is no Horizon.
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 4 месяца назад
@@christopherg2347 The event horizon of the nearest black hole?
@adamb89
@adamb89 4 месяца назад
@@christopherg2347 Trust me bro, there's an event horizon.
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 4 месяца назад
Thats the same as "Hold my Beer and watch this!"
@raylouis7013
@raylouis7013 4 месяца назад
I live with an engineer and trainee one. I think they do it just to scare me.
@wildwikedwanderer1208
@wildwikedwanderer1208 4 месяца назад
Moment I heard doggo I knew that xeno was rightfully screwed.
@Odd_Interaction
@Odd_Interaction 4 месяца назад
Our Company Dogg-o in Korea ate better than a huge majority of the civilian population. He ate at our battalion chow hall until he went stateside with the First Sergeant close to the end of my first tour there. New First Sergeant brought in a new puppy from off post…..
@nela9994
@nela9994 4 месяца назад
Second story … such a good conversion. Especially the “I didn’t even know we had a cloaking device”.
@deussalt4479
@deussalt4479 4 месяца назад
Transmuting the enemy ship's hull to chocolate pudding?? That's honestly terrifying. For the Agro-rythm!
@td6647
@td6647 4 месяца назад
"Trust me Bro" when I say, that last story was funny as hell. Thank you for the laugh!😅
@scp2539
@scp2539 4 месяца назад
because a bored engineer is far more dangerous than a working one, unless they're working because they're bored XD
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 4 месяца назад
The truly terrifying part of Engineers is, when you are trapped in a moving vehicle with one, they will suddenly say "Now this is really interesting, because..." followed by eight lifetimes of incomprehensibleness.
@carminedesanto6746
@carminedesanto6746 4 месяца назад
12:56 innovation and desperation in equal measure 😆
@CharlesMartel-bd5du
@CharlesMartel-bd5du 4 месяца назад
Trust me bro. Pretty much sums up the way I saw it work in the military and corporate America.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 4 месяца назад
Second Story : I found the Captain quite reasonable. The request to know whats going on is important in fulfilling his duty. Maybe some situations could have been prevented if the Captain had known about the Cloaking Device. Or other new equipment not yet covered by Space-Geneva-Conventions.
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF 4 месяца назад
Mechanicus: Diploma Tau: Bachelor's Degree Necrons: PHD Orkz: Trust Me Bro
@lupaswolfshead9971
@lupaswolfshead9971 4 месяца назад
lmfao on the second story.
@artyd42
@artyd42 4 месяца назад
Human engineers, never underestimate them.
@lupaswolfshead9971
@lupaswolfshead9971 4 месяца назад
@@artyd42 hehe yep i being one hehehe
@scotthinger6397
@scotthinger6397 4 месяца назад
Two very good stories today!! WITH ENERGY#!
@skyjr13
@skyjr13 4 месяца назад
Two things that would get me to go as far away from an engineer as possible. “Trust me bro” and “I’ve always wanted to try this” 😂
@Dilligaf-m7s
@Dilligaf-m7s 4 месяца назад
You forgot woops
@extremesheepdawg6379
@extremesheepdawg6379 4 месяца назад
@@Dilligaf-m7sno, that comes later. After you have hopefully gotten as far away as possible.
@urbypilot2136
@urbypilot2136 4 месяца назад
The second story reminds me of the one about “words you don’t want to hear from a human engineer” (includes, but not limited to, ‘oops’, ‘that wasn’t supposed to happen’, and ‘that’s strange’j. “Trust me, bro” seems to be the total opposite of those.
@MZeora
@MZeora 4 месяца назад
And yet, you still don't want to hear it. Cause it means tomfoolery is afoot and moving at a speed not yet quite beaten by man AND sometimes leads to the ones you don't want to hear.
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield 4 месяца назад
When he says hold his beer, do it. Trust me, bro.
@davidhenderson3400
@davidhenderson3400 4 месяца назад
He turned the pirate ship hull in the chocolate pudding.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 4 месяца назад
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Don't leave the doggo. Story 2: Dude bro dude bro I'm an engineer bro.
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 4 месяца назад
Thank you for the reading
@mopenshaw
@mopenshaw 4 месяца назад
Turn the hull into chocolate pudding? LMAO! I want me an anti-matter lawn mower!
@nightbanegodnomadicdruid6698
@nightbanegodnomadicdruid6698 4 месяца назад
Trust me bro. I too give up. My in-laws are basically that engineers extended family.
@Alex.H.B.1970something
@Alex.H.B.1970something 4 месяца назад
Leave a dog behind? Unthinkable! Bravo Sir Encore!
@wdw4187
@wdw4187 4 месяца назад
The second story 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
@robertallencad1
@robertallencad1 4 месяца назад
The scariest question an engineer can ask is.. How do you wiegh?"
@KP-dy1yq
@KP-dy1yq 4 месяца назад
"Trust me bro" is the equivalent of "hold my beer" or a bomb-disposal tech running. Do not ask questions, do not pass go & collect $200 - JUST RUNNNNNNNN 😂😂😂😂
@Shadow.Dragon
@Shadow.Dragon 4 месяца назад
Great story; Excellent narration! For story #1, the Mercs were very "kind" to the Captain. They could have captured him and threw him into a pit with the creature that killed Dogg-o! For the 2nd story, never underestimate what a talented engineer can do with every-day items. LOL!!!
@leightondoswell453
@leightondoswell453 4 месяца назад
Hahahaha amazing as always 😂🎉 thank you.
@norrislaw
@norrislaw 4 месяца назад
The funny thing with the first story is that he probably would have only gotten a beating if he wouldn't have run. The second one I can 100% understand the chief and how he could do some weird things. He was probably ex-special forces. You wouldn't believe what you can do with a single MRE, so making a weaponized food replicater is understandable.
@coyotehavoc5118
@coyotehavoc5118 4 месяца назад
Trust me, bro! Hilarity ensues
@CCKinnison
@CCKinnison 4 месяца назад
*Likes the story, tells other to like it* "Why?" (wait for it) ...Trust me, Bro.
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke 4 месяца назад
Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RU-vid algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@paulhartman5683
@paulhartman5683 4 месяца назад
The only statement more..... Interesting then "Trust me, bro" is "Here, Hold my beer." Either way I'm making tracks for the farthest hill.
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 4 месяца назад
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
@sysbofh
@sysbofh 4 месяца назад
Never, EVER, left the doggo behind if it's still alive. Trust me, bro. You don't want to go there.
@extremesheepdawg6379
@extremesheepdawg6379 4 месяца назад
Only leave the doggie behind to get help. Call yourself Lassie. lol.
@carminedesanto6746
@carminedesanto6746 4 месяца назад
Yay!
@seanmelville1675
@seanmelville1675 4 месяца назад
Soo.......Where can I get my hands on a few off those anti-matter lawnmowers?
@JS-vn1og
@JS-vn1og 4 месяца назад
Trust me bro sounds eerily similar to hold my beer in meaning
@lynntenney4851
@lynntenney4851 4 месяца назад
😀
@iron_side5674
@iron_side5674 4 месяца назад
Trust me, i´m an Engineer!
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 4 месяца назад
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@Mzrenegade
@Mzrenegade 4 месяца назад
😆 @ story #2
@danielgioiosa9845
@danielgioiosa9845 4 месяца назад
The engineer makes the ship work and stay working. Don't Ever Interfere with them.
@thomasschulz2167
@thomasschulz2167 4 месяца назад
A properly supplied and motivated engineer will eventually build something that will break reality, and cause unending headaches for the scientists who are eventually tasked with figuring out how it was done in the first place and doing it successfully a second time. The improbable we do immediately, the impossible takes a little while.
@AllfatherSolutionsLLC
@AllfatherSolutionsLLC 4 месяца назад
enjoyed the first story, aboutto listen to second. liked it, would have prefred somesort of redemtion or learning experance lesson, but how the auther ended the stoy.... i that was very cleaver. Cant have it both way i guess, but one could create another timeline starting at the kick in the ribs.
@oldbutnotdead1
@oldbutnotdead1 4 месяца назад
🐶🐶🐶
@camerongoodwin4002
@camerongoodwin4002 4 месяца назад
For the algorithm 😀
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 4 месяца назад
"Trust me bro" only is acceptable when it gets positive results. Unfortunately, most cases of "trust me bro" rarely result in positive results.
@michaeldougherty2807
@michaeldougherty2807 4 месяца назад
It's never a war crime the 1st time
@dikardvondoom3574
@dikardvondoom3574 4 месяца назад
R.I.P. Kobasu a.k.a. Doge
@Maj_Kasul
@Maj_Kasul 4 месяца назад
😂
@jofknoll
@jofknoll 4 месяца назад
never leave a dog behind
@morescodesup2087
@morescodesup2087 4 месяца назад
Really the mercs are mad their dog died in duty protecting a vip? What do they expect from the weak alien they were hired to protect. Well after murdering their vip good luck getting a job I guess.
@TheJMPD
@TheJMPD 4 месяца назад
I, for one, want know what was going to do with the roller skates!
@theshadyprotector8412
@theshadyprotector8412 4 месяца назад
Like and comment.
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 4 месяца назад
The Captain left a doggo to die. The mercs were very kind indeed. Never argue with the guy that can "hot rod" your jalopy AND phase you through solid matter.
@TheRealInscrutable
@TheRealInscrutable 4 месяца назад
200K
@lawrencespruyt5053
@lawrencespruyt5053 4 месяца назад
Anyone saves your life enough times, you should probably stop asking questions.
@lewismitchell5367
@lewismitchell5367 4 месяца назад
Algorithm comment
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 4 месяца назад
Yup, always treat your Body Guards fairly and honestly, or you might end up like that old Dictator/South Korean President did.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 4 месяца назад
4th, 29 May 2024
@Joshua-fo9zw
@Joshua-fo9zw 4 месяца назад
3rd 13th this month.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 4 месяца назад
9th, 29 May 2024
@Odd_Interaction
@Odd_Interaction 4 месяца назад
My First Sergeant told me that he would shoot me the next time he even thought I was packing C4. I blew myself and platoon up, plus a company of Filipino Scouts and a submerged bridge. I may have used a tad bit more than was necessary and should have been watching the Filipino Combat Engineers running away…..blast area calculations seem to be important. I thought he was mad until I had to go see him about setting myself on fire…..technically not my fault but who knew Tanks had fire extinguishers…..
@rodrigorubio8918
@rodrigorubio8918 4 месяца назад
Revenge for doggo
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 4 месяца назад
1st story: It left a dog behind... Execution for comrade abandonment. 2nd Story: I know just what to do with 14 anti-matter powered lawnmowers, and you won't like it
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 4 месяца назад
Possible Geneva Checki List event incoming.
@theshadyprotector8412
@theshadyprotector8412 4 месяца назад
I'm seeing The Nebuchadnezzar from The Matrix, so I'm guessing I went light on this one.
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 4 месяца назад
@@theshadyprotector8412 Nah, that hovership is powered by 1. Most of the power is funneled to the EM pads to give it the flying properties. Now, 14 AM-Powered Lawnmowers would be worse than a drone strike. If you consider what AM's properties are, which is gathering electricity from ambient sources, what do you think would happen if you drew energy away from the front of your ship? (When I mean "Draw", I mean you take everything from that angle)
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 4 месяца назад
@poiujnbvcxdswq Hold it. The one I've learned about is one that is a clump of protons, locked into a magnetic field, and needs to be be prevented from touching anything. Else, you've gone nuclear.
@quentintin1
@quentintin1 4 месяца назад
@@mattbrown5511 nah, more like the list is about to get expanded
@dragonlord498
@dragonlord498 4 месяца назад
long lasting and regularly shown accurate human wisdom if person mistreats animals and/or animals instinctively dislike them for some reason such people tend to turn out to be not good to be around
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 4 месяца назад
Vhk
@davidbest3814
@davidbest3814 4 месяца назад
Ngl I would rather have stick figure scribbles than an ai title card
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 4 месяца назад
Letting the dog die wasn't fatal. Making light of the dog dying was. It appears that the Italians have some "interesting" engineers as well, just like the Scots.
@knighttemplaroftentacult7123
@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 4 месяца назад
That xeno was a good employer for a while. They gave him a head start. I would have not. Not for the doggo.
@t.p.3456
@t.p.3456 4 месяца назад
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
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