an intruder breaks into your house and you had enough of it 

"I am inside your house..." *"And you're not getting out."*

"I am inside your home." One small issue. I have the homefield advantage. *Boss music begins*

“I am inside your house” Me, having lost 6 consecutive ranked games

"Im inside your walls" "Must be hard fitting in there with all those bones, allow me to *remove them* "

_The Virgin Public Service Announcer :_ "If an Alternate breaks into your home, refrain from any kind of communication or contact" _The Chad Home Owner :_

Its even better how alternates feed of sadness and despair, so being angry and confronting it increases chances of winning

Lucifer: _Bro, he is literally an extradimensional and superhuman being._ He: *So it's a fair duel.*

If i remember correctly, all cases of death by alternates in mandela catalogue have never been physical. That means if a person had no fear against them and was commited to it, they could beat the ever living 💩 outta the alternate that broke in their home.

I think my favorite part about this is that in most other “fighting the intruder back” videos, the intruder immediately runs away when you do so. Here, he’s ready to throw hands as much as you are.

He's gonna be "A Victim" by the time I'm through...

“I am inside your house” *Uh oh! Bad decision, Intruder!*

Always have the “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me” attitude

I might live in Mandela County, but I'm no pacifist

“I am inside your house” *Yea and they’ll never find the body*

I like that "you had enough of it" implies intruders often invade your home for a variety of reasons.

The alternate broke into the house, intentionally shattering the glass to scare the human inside. He was told to kill them, and he would enjoy it. But then he heard the voice of the man, yelling "You walked into the wrong house, fool!"

"I am inside your home." "I am holding a loaded shotgun." "I am leaving your home." "I'd say that's the smartest decision you've made so far."

I currently have several things set up that activate at the response of an intruder alert: 1.) Michael Buffer's "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEE" phrase plays on all speakers in the house 2.) Complex - Ken Arai plays directly after, on the same speaker 3.) All electronic devices with a screen cut to a gif of static 3.) At the same time, the mood-lighting turns to strobe-mode and all other lights in the house shut off

“I am inside your home” *me who lost 8 ranked games in a row*

Just start yelling skyrim lines at him while swinging with wild abomination

I like to imagine the intruder isn’t raisin his fists in offense, he’s just shocked a human finally attacked for once without a flight or fight response

I literally had a dream about this! Around the time that The Mandella Catalogue first debuted, I had a nightmare that the intruder broke into my house and charged at me down a long hallway. What I ended up doing surprised even me. I grabbed onto the railing on each side of the hallway, hoisted myself off the ground, and punted him as hard as I could, with both feet. He went flying down the hallway and crashed through the wall. And I swear to God, I have never had a single nightmare since.

"I am inside your home" And now youre aboutta be six feet under it

"I'm in your house." "Now, *THAT* was your first mistake!..."

"nice opinion but one issue, I'm in your walls" Me grabs a grenade launcher: correction, your about to be all over the walls

"only thing you boutta catch tonight are these hands"

Imagine being a ballsy intruder thinking everyone will be too scared to do shit and then you come face to face with an owner determined to make minced meat out of you and you're forced to defend yourself with only your bare hands.

"I am in your home." *And you're about to be in critical condition.*

Fighting them head on is honestly the most effective method since they feed off of fear. So if you just rush them and start punching, they probably won't do shit other than try and defend. The real question is how they'll react to a person's lustful intentions.

The fact that any entity in the mandela cataguel (however you pronounce i ain't english) only feed in fear so they can't do shit in a figth is also funny

0:02 bro it’s 1:AM 😭

The most disturbing part of this is that the title says *"had enough".* Like this is a regular thing and the homeowner came to the conclusion (after being robbed a few times already, presumably) that they'd prefer to beat the shit out of every future home invader instead of investing in better locks or a burglar alarm.

Having recently gotten into the Mandela catalogue, I still find it hilarious that is technically and canonically the best way to deal with an alternate.

Criminals worst nightmare "Not only am i gonna make you a victim, i cant wait to see my dad in prison."

>Attack >Skill >item >Run away What will you chose

“YA BREAK IN MAH HOUSE, YA MAMMY CANT SAVE YA! IMMA TIE YOU UP, IMMA F-“

“Nice argument, one small issue. I am inside of your house.” (Battle music) “Nice counter-argument, one small issue. I’m American. (Loads shotgun) (Boss music)

"I am in your house" Well, sadly for you i just lost 5 ranked games in a row.

I dont know how but without watching the video only seeing the thumbnail, i was like “this video would sound good with rude buster” and when i played the video, IT PLAYED RUDE BUSTER LOL

Intruder: "There's no point in escaping" Chad: *Cracks knuckles* you've just entered my home and you're already telling that to yourself?

father Garcia appears BEHIND THE INTRUDER "DONT BE AFRAID JOHN"

"it's over intruder, I have the high ground" "You underestimate my power!" "Don't try it!"

"Never did i believe that someone can truly walk to their own demise, but here you are"

"I am inside your home." *Welcome to the family, son.*

“God my have left me here to die, but I ain’t goin down without you as well. be prepared” *insert boss music*

"You don't understand, I am not locked inside the house with you, you are locked in this house with ME"

Two things: 1. I'm pretty sure you could kill an Alternate with garlic bread if you just ignored them 2. Intruder kinda looks like that one half shadowed Trollge face

I love the idea that the human protagonist is just done with aletrnates and demons and just got full rage mode and kicked The Intruder's ass with his bare hands even with Intruder being a demon with magic skills

This makes it even better considering the creator said the intruder is not an alternate so you can just slam the dude

“I am inside your home” *“You’ll be gone soon, in my backyard forever”*

Pro tip: scream "WOOSH" each swing it will make you look tougher

"Why won't you die?!" "Lack of fear, son, it hardens in response to rage! You can't hurt me, Jack!" *beats the piss out of alternate*

I'm not trapped in there with you, *you're trapped in here with me.*

“I’m inside your home.” “You’re going to be in a coffin when I’m through with you.”

Oh my god someone should totally make this a fangame, it would be funny but also honestly kinda sick

"I'm inside your walls." "Thank you for selecting where you would like to be buried."

“I am in your walls” WELL SO AM I BIT-

“I am inside your home.” Yeah and you’re about to be inside a casket if you don’t get out my house rn

"I am inside your house." "Yes. Alone. With me." *Screaming*

Just have lights installed on the ceiling at the top of your stairs, that way when the intruder comes, you can turn on the lights and stand like DIO at the top, like in that one episode of SDC when Polnareff encountered him. If you're going to fist fight the Intruder, might as well make it memorable

“I’m inside your home” *pulls out shotgun “And you’ll stay here”

"Im inside your home" Sees a dead body that was not left there... By himself "Im outside your country"

He’s been staring at you, intruding your house, you’ve had enough of this nonsense just repeating, it’s time to end this, you are filled with *DETERMINATION*

An Intruder: "W-w-wait! You supposed to follows T.H.I.N.K. principle! You should fear me!" Home owner: "Liar, I thought it was just T.I.N.!"

I love the way you made this!!

Ironically the correct response to alternates. They're emboldened by fear, so use rage and bloodlust instead.

Remember, intruders are built to snatch children, not fight adults.

I like how this meme make the fear of alternates go away.

*NAH MAN YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!* 0:24

"I HAVE A GUN!" *free bird starts playing*

Intruder be gangsta until he hears "Alexa, release the claymore roombas!" As he hears a whirring sound and discovers all the doors and windows are locked.

*an intruder blocks the way* This implies that the home owner wasn’t even concerned that an intruder was inside his house, he’s just fighting him because he wanted to go do something and now *someone’s in his way*

“Alexa, play my Boss Battle Theme *First Form*”

“I am inside your home-” *Pulls out 12 gauge shotgun* “And planning to leave immediately”

Intruder: breaks in my house. Me: pulls out my pvc pipe under my pillow

"Nice argument. Unfortunately, I am inside your wal-" *"I missed the part where that's my problem"*

"I am inside your house..." "That's your last words in this house"

* Mark uses Gun. It is very effective! *

“One small issue,” “I am inside yo-“ “YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!”

Time for my inner Big Smoke to come out and show him that his choice of house to enter was, in fact, wrong.

I love how confused the alternate looks like: Uh, what

“You’re in my house, true. But I have a machete and I’m buck ass naked.”

I mean, they derive their power from you being scared, so if they're nothing but funny looking weaklings to you, that's all they are. Laugh at them and beat they ass

If it comes down to it and Im being hunted by an alternate with nowhere to run or hide, Im turning around, charging forward and throwing hands, death before dishonor.

"I am inside your home" one small issue, my home is an ancient ruin filled to the brim with deadly traps and armies of the undead. What's your tv magic gonna do now Mr intruder?

"I am inside your home." "Good." **polishes canon with malicious intent**

Since an Alternate can only manipulate you through fear, if you aren't afraid you actually can beat the shit outta them

"a new victim has entered your house" me: ITS TIME TO DIE BOY DONT RUN GET YO ASS BACK HERE

"ÆÙÀƏAAAAAAA" "oi get the hell of my property" **elden ring music intensifies**

“I am inside your walls” “You poor bastard”

since alternates feed off of fear this is a legit way to fight them

*_"You come into MY house uninvited and tell me how I should arrange MY furniture?! What a fool you are. SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST!"_*

I’m not trapped in with you.. *”YOU’RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!”*

"Hope your third category looking ass likes classic television, cause I'm boutta M.A.S.H. it"

Intruder: I'm inside your house ???: Then get ready for a *bad time* Intruder: I wanna leave now!

As a person who lost 16 ranked games in a row i see this as an absolute win

This guy has my response to a home invasion except when i grab the shotgun i make sure they know they're the ones that need to be afraid through manic laughter and ensuring i blast the most demented tune possible for the ocassion. you don't enter my house without my permission and leave it as the same person

"I'm inside your home" Every Southerner in the US: *Loads shotgun* Shame.

For the boss battle, if you choose to spare him, I imagine he'd say something like, "When I came here, I was just an intruder... But now... I feel like a guest." Edit: As a Hotline Miami player, I wouldn't take the pacifist route, just to clear up some confusion in the replies.

Soundtrack: Homefield Advantage - Revenge Edition / Vengeance B-Side