Anime Detour 2014: Super High School Level Panel 

"I'll take your first born child" 'im...a lesbian...'

"You're about as heterosexual as I am poor." *offended gasp* "Did you go bankrupt??"

Sayaka:”HECK” Taka: “heck” is a bad word Sayaka: “heck” you

Ishimaru isn’t super high school level moral compass anymore, he’s super high school level heterosexual

"But is it gay if you say 'no homo'?" DR cosplayers did it 4 years before it was cool.

Mondo: I’m not gay *2 seconds later* Mondo talking to taka: But babe

Ishimaru: I lost my handsanitiser Leon: DAMMIT everyone in 2020: *oh shit you’ve done it now*

"whoever said vampire boyfriends aren't practical?" * byakuya raises hand * *"your opinion doesn't matter"*

No one : Not a single person. : Ishimaru : WE’RE HETEROSEXUAL

"It's not gay if it's a three way" THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

I love the fact that these panels are NEVER scripted

sayaka: "wow leon i bet you feel like you got s t a b b e d" LMFAO-- I DIED .

7:15 Celeste: see we ladies here at hopes peak we are a family Kirigiri: * pats chihiro's back * it's okay. That's adorable

I came here for the plot and stayed for the gay

“How can we have grades if we don’t have classes?” *”WE DON’T HAVE C L A S S E S ?”*

Mondo: gay Taka: gay Chihiro: braiding kyoko's hair Hiro: hamburger chapstick Leon: *is pregnant*

Ishimaru: **trying to prove with all his might that he's straight** Mondo: *(While speaking to Ishimaru):* "bAbE"

The amount of Ishimondo kills me in this panel sos

Taka: *I have no idea what just happened* Celeste: *you guys went on a romantic honey moon* 😚 Taka: *I- we’re not gay* Mondo: *yeah, totally.*

11037: Talking about women, Chihiro: Braiding Kyoko’s hair.

Ishimaru: For we are heterosexual! Leon: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..... Me: *dying laughing*

Summarizing this panel a little more: Everyone(-Taka): *Poisoning pigeons at the park* Kirigiris hair: *being Sniffed and Braided* Junko and Monokuma: *Being a married Couple* Junko: *Hosting a modeling show* Celeste: *Being a girl Boss* Sayaka and Kyoko: *Chatting While Makoto watches* Hifumi and toko: *Telling a Story* Ishimaru and Mondo: *Heterosexually being parents*

45:24 is when junko “dies” does anyone else hear Leon go “i gotchu, i gotchu” he may be a player but that was pretty sweet. Even though she was going to lay on his stomach where his child was.

"Uh, we're not gay." Is almost a bigger lie then the "I agree to the terms of service-" Lie.

Leon: *tells all boys to stand* chihiro: *remains seated*

Ishimaru: Why would I hold your hand. I'm not gay. Also Ishimaru: *Holds Mondo's hand*

panel in a nutshell: taka and mondo being ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙 Aoi and Sakura being lesbian Naegi turning into a 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 character Leon is preg Taka being a 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 mom 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝐻𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑙

“Let’s form a semi-circle, like a boob.” That Leon cosplayer is literally my life

no one: not a single sole: Mondo: *casually calls Ishimaru babe throughout the entire video* Ishimaru: we are heterosexuals!

8:14 WHEN THEY STARTED ROASTING EACHOTHER BY HOW THEY DIED IT MADE ME CRY

7:52 Leons real execution be like:

The Girls: * huddle around Leon * Leon: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵

"If he's gay, and I'm gay, who's driving this plane?!" I GET THAT REFERENCE, 50% OFF

Leon: now you've gotta _gently caress the hand_ mondo & taka: *pterodactyl screeching*

i fell in love with the ishimaru, leon, byakuya and makoto cosplayer. i know the makoto cosplayer barely spoke during this entire video but they just looked so cute and innocent🥺

"You're about as heterosexual as I am poor" -Byakuya I LITERALLY SCREAMED HSHSGSGSHGDT

Ishimaru and Mondo look like they actually have a relationship irl...

"Wow leon I bet you feel like you stabed" "Sick BURN don't you think celest?" "If you didn't understand that reference I would've been crushed" "Ah my head hurts from all this"

I like how Makoto just stays silent this whole time, while Ishimaru is the new main character

The real theme of the panel: taka tries convincing everyone that he’s straight

ishimaru: "we're not gay." everybody: *laughs* i'M WHEEZING OH MY GODDDDD

Ishi:”Oh- where not gay” Audience: “laughter”

Mondo and Taka are obviously holding hands, hugging and carrying each other bridal style as bros, they're homies, come on guys.

If I had a dollar for every time they said "Heterosexual"...

Ishimaru: "Okay okay you two get up." Leon: "BE CAREFUL, THERE'S A CHILD INSIDE OF ME!" I CANT BREATH OHMYGOD

Nobody: Leon:*throws water bottle on ground*MY WATER JUST BROKE!!

the video: begins Taka: *aggresivly claps* me: :)

6:22 Leon: And then you've gotta Leon: you've gotta Leon: gently caress the hand Ishimaru: *starts* *screaming* Leon: -I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

The theme was to mess with Ishimaru *reality: Junko getting ignored for an hour*

Can I just say a bunch of things- 1) ishimaru’s actor- be my best friend- 2) THESE GUYS ARE MASTERS AT IMPROV OHMYGOD 3) LEON AND HAGAKURE IN THIS- THEYRE LITERALLY JUST CRYING IN THR BACKGROUND 🤠✋

Monokuma in the back be like: "Why are these my students again? "

Leon: *teaching the boys about girls* Byakuya in the back: pathetic

"we're not gay" ISHIMARU SURE HONEY

Ishimaru constantly saying he’s heterosexual: I sleep Everyone overlooking the casual Sayaka/Kirigiri/Makoto moments in the background: *REAL SHIT*

This should just be renamed "ishimaru's memtal breakdown" but also at 27:45 James bond am I right

Nobody: Ishimaru: **DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT HE’S HETEROSEXUAL**

Everybody: **Talks normally and answering questions..** Ishimaru the whole time: I AM HETEROSEXUAL. FOR I AM HETEROSEXUAL. (Ect.)

29:55 WHEN SAYAKA SAID TO KIRIGIRI "im gay for naegi......cause he's our child" THAT WAS SO FUNNY

Ishimaru: I am 🌟h e t e r o s e x u a l🌟 Mondo: *exists* Ishimaru: *cuddling Mondo the whole time* this does not change a thing-

Panel in a nutshell: Taka and mondo being 𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔃𝓾𝓪𝓵 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚘 Aoi and Sakura being lesbians, Leon being preg

leon: heterosexuals stand togami: *proceeds to stay seated*

- mukuro: *when they see us coming-* - aoi and Sakura: **TAKES THE LEAD OF POISONING PIGEONS IN THE PARK-**

2:49 Swag used to mean “Secretly We Are Gay” so is leon- 😂😂😂🤚 we still need to know the baby daddy soooo😂😂🤣

Leon: "I am NOT pregnant" Also Leon: "you're supposed to be careful there is a *CHILD* INSIDE OF ME"

How to kill ishimaru: Step 1: poison a pigeon step 2: thats all

3:46 ishimaru covering his mouth when he heard "fuck" its the cutest thing i've ever seen :[

this altered my brain chemistry as a 13 year old, i had to come back for nostalgia

IshiMondo was so strong

Chihiro: *falls* Ishumaru: PARENT SENCES ARE TINGLING I AM COMING

Ishimaru and Mondo: trying to be straight Chihiro: *has no parents somehow so Mondo and Ishimaru takes him away* Ishimaru: this SO isn’t gay

The ishimondo vibes are real-

the leon is such a straight boy "no homo" im done

Ishimaru:”I’m not gay” Literally Ishimaru through the entire video:” holding mondo’s hand and mondo putting his arm around Ishimaru and Ishimaru being totally fine with it

Spring Song Lyrics: 26:55 SPRING IS HERE Spring is here Life is skittles and life is beer I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring I do! Don't you? So true But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday a treat for me All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning pigeons in the park WHAT!? Someday you'll see, my sweetheart and me Poisoning Pigeons in the park THATS WRONG When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide But they still go for peanuts when covered in cyanide YOU DON'T DO THAT The sun shining bright, everything seems alright when we're poisoning pigeons in the park la da la da da da da di da, la da da- **insert ishimaru roll** We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety, the ought upon society with our gains I'LL SAY They call it impiety and lack of propriety and many other unfortunate names But it's not against any religion, to want to dispose of a, Pigeon THAT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S STILL WRONG So if Sunday you're free- Not You Too **insert laughs** Going into Despairment OH NO n-No My pulse will be quickening with each drop of strickining We give to a pigeon Just takes a smidgen TO POISON A PIGEON IN THE PARK **anguished Ishimaru screams** boom

Togami: Goodbye Also Togami: * proceeds to walk like a fashionista*

Maizono: I'm gay for Naegi, *pats kirigiri's back* Maizono: this is our child.

Literally the panel: Ishimaru and mondo: *gay* Togami: e w Makoto: Not even talking Leon: pervert Junko: ignored Edit: WAIT WAIT WAIT 400+ LIKES WHAT. ILY YALL SM TY!

25:19 So we're just gonna ignore how Mondo and Ishimaru almost did the pocky challenge??

I love how when they’re singing about poisoning pigeons when Taka gets up everyone tries to hold his hand-

Sayaka: Leon you must feel like you’ve been stabbed! Junko: Sick burn! Right, Celeste? Celeste: If you didn’t get that reference, I would have been crushed Ishimaru: My head hurts! IM SO DONE

“I Wouldn’t Know That Because Im A *Heterosexual*”

WE ARE NOT GAYYY! *them cuddling*

*All the boys preparing to encounter ladies* Byakuya sitting in the back 👁👄👁

Did no one notice that Mondo was calling Ishimaru “Babe” throughout the entire thing?!?!?! Edit: OH SHOOT THIS GOT 2K LIKES THANK YOU

This video is all about ruining ishimarus life

I love how Togami sat up there cause he’s to good for the boys lol

I’m just gonna leave myself a time stamp of my favourite bits 26:57 pigeon song 35:56 ishimaru aren’t you a hall monitor 37:12 ishimaru has a tantrum 44:08 “I’m ready for my close up 😌” 50:37 heck

people: making refrences to their deaths Everyone: OOOH!! Taka: makes refrence to his death Everyone: NOOO

WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW LEON IS LITTERLY PREGNANT

22:43 just adding this time stamp for myself so I can revisit this moment

JUNKO STEPPING ON HIS SHOE IS SO FUNNY

Title idea: Naegi becomes a side character and everyone else is the main character

Leon: “gently caress-“ Ishimaru: [POLICE SIREN NOISES]

*leon: rants about how he cant be preg* _opens letter_ “M preg” *leon: questions life choices*

Junko : Can tell who is fat or pregnant. *STARES AT LEON* Leon : I'm not pregnant- *On report, P R E G N A N T*

“Chihiro never h a d p a r e n t s” Chihiro, visibly confused: hhh???

28:36 the way he just jumped is and fell perfectly in that dispair position is just so attractive in a way only some people would get

3:47 (Look at Chihiro and Kyoko) This gave me flashbacks from Elementary School where girls would just braid eachother's hair. 40:24 (For the story if anybody wants)

everyone: * making references to each other's executions * audience: OOOOOOH Taka: * makes a reference to his own death * everone: aaaaaw

Panel in a nutshell: Naegi: Side character Maizono: *aggressively jokes about death* Kirigiri: *lavender* Junko: is ignored Celeste: leads the panel Sakura: Haha strong go brrr Yamada: 2-D sUpReMeCy Toko: Pizza, bitch Togami: *poor intensifies slowly* Hiro: *hAmBeRgEr chapsticks Leon Heterosexualy* Leon: *PREGO EGGO* Chihiro: *screeching in embarrassed about super power* Mukoro: *11037 touch on butt* Mondo: *gayly stabs police* Ishimaru: totally not gay, 100% Heterosexual