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Annoying your girlfriend 

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@billymsh
@billymsh 4 года назад
why thanks youtube for reminding me i'm forever alone
@TheGoddon
@TheGoddon 3 года назад
*intensely staring*
@ashleyroberts4108
@ashleyroberts4108 3 года назад
Remember that Michael Jackson once said "you're not alone"
@billymsh
@billymsh 3 года назад
@@ashleyroberts4108 yeah, I bet he told it to his kids too
@midhunap3170
@midhunap3170 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@VictorMarwood
@VictorMarwood 3 года назад
@@billymsh daaammnn son lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
@devendullarwar1823
@devendullarwar1823 3 года назад
Me:- breathing air Air:- I have a boyfriend
@tanmaykaushik5844
@tanmaykaushik5844 3 года назад
Lmaaoo
@qwerykk1410
@qwerykk1410 3 года назад
Underrated
@Sweeti924
@Sweeti924 3 года назад
That hurts bro
@torgamingyt8207
@torgamingyt8207 3 года назад
Imao!!
@lohityaverma7567
@lohityaverma7567 3 года назад
xD never laughed so much in my life
@nebroskitheraut6705
@nebroskitheraut6705 3 года назад
I don't even have a girlfriend.....you are cruel RU-vid.
@Sector_07
@Sector_07 3 года назад
😝😝😝😭😭😭😭
@RoRo-vr6wx
@RoRo-vr6wx 3 года назад
@lost cause i want a metalchick
@hkn3679
@hkn3679 3 года назад
@@RoRo-vr6wx Rare to find mate. All the girls i know are into pop, kpop, hip pop and so on. Metalhead girls are so hard to find.
@RoRo-vr6wx
@RoRo-vr6wx 3 года назад
@@hkn3679 wt do u listen to?
@St.LouisMadeNike
@St.LouisMadeNike 3 года назад
@lost cause that's a death trap it's not worth it
@mew2o635
@mew2o635 3 года назад
0.01% of comments: they're so cute 99.9% of comments: *Single Lives Matter*
@Sector_07
@Sector_07 3 года назад
it is supposed to be!!!
@flowscs6835
@flowscs6835 3 года назад
@Just some guy who doesn't sleep He understands. You don't understand what he said though. Read again. He's literally just saying in the first comment he says 99.9 and 0.01 so there is most definitely a 0.09 left. It was a mistake on his part but the person you replied to was literally just making a joke. He's saying the 0.09% are comments which aren't one or the other.
@flowscs6835
@flowscs6835 3 года назад
@Just some guy who doesn't sleep You sure about that?
@livingtrashbag1077
@livingtrashbag1077 3 года назад
Someone: Make a joke about being single Everyone: *our joke*
@crowbirdryuell
@crowbirdryuell 3 года назад
*USSR ANTHEM STARTED PLAYING*
@arloc357
@arloc357 3 года назад
In mother Russia we are all single *USSR Anthem plays*
@rakshi27
@rakshi27 3 года назад
RU-vid algorithm so advanced that it can pick out the singles just to show the video...😂
@ceelo5776
@ceelo5776 3 года назад
That's scary to think about lol
@christophercarman9457
@christophercarman9457 3 года назад
Your wrong there buddy cause I do have a gf
@rakshi27
@rakshi27 3 года назад
@@christophercarman9457 I too do 😂
@scodiofficer0012
@scodiofficer0012 3 года назад
I feel like yt is trynna give us a wake up call
@user-H0000
@user-H0000 3 года назад
@@christophercarman9457 a hand is not qualified for a gf......
@SHAURYA181
@SHAURYA181 3 года назад
Thanks to RU-vid algorithm for weekly reminder of why I am single forever.
@anandhukrishnan538
@anandhukrishnan538 3 года назад
HITMAN is forever alone
@ikgz98
@ikgz98 3 года назад
RU-vid algorithm trolling millions of single people for fun
@Drtrex6163
@Drtrex6163 3 года назад
U said it already lol
@lmaoo85
@lmaoo85 3 года назад
😂😂
@sneakyninja2883
@sneakyninja2883 3 года назад
poor agent 47😔
@u.sagent5091
@u.sagent5091 3 года назад
This just reminds me of how I don't have a girlfriend
@sebnation6629
@sebnation6629 3 года назад
I can relate even tho I'm not interested in a relationship
@lynsequeira5446
@lynsequeira5446 3 года назад
@@penguin6076 No you're not😊
@arkadipta6667
@arkadipta6667 3 года назад
@@penguin6076 same boat man!
@lynsequeira5446
@lynsequeira5446 3 года назад
@@arkadipta6667 🙄🙄🙄
@trevor6434
@trevor6434 3 года назад
same
@itsatg3893
@itsatg3893 3 года назад
Ah yes, the *Girlfriend*
@itdobelikedattho8112
@itdobelikedattho8112 3 года назад
What is it??
@itdobelikedattho8112
@itdobelikedattho8112 3 года назад
@Lost Sky are you worthy?
@Nathaniel_The_Evil_One
@Nathaniel_The_Evil_One 3 года назад
I hope you simps get the people of your dreams! You all have a good one and enjoy the holidays! Also, keep your head up, New Years is almost here! I believe in you. Don't lose hope.
@Moonlight-ju4qi
@Moonlight-ju4qi 3 года назад
@@Nathaniel_The_Evil_One what are you, santa? XD
@Nathaniel_The_Evil_One
@Nathaniel_The_Evil_One 3 года назад
@@Moonlight-ju4qi What? No! 😅 Shhhhh😓
@dv3034
@dv3034 3 года назад
Plays USSR theme She's our Girlfriend now.
@Moonlight-ju4qi
@Moonlight-ju4qi 3 года назад
Madlad
@massiveexss2346
@massiveexss2346 3 года назад
I am with u. 😳😳
@DynoRC
@DynoRC 3 года назад
😂😂😂she actually is
@meulo1573
@meulo1573 4 года назад
why is this in my recommended I dont even have a gf This is sick now 4,7k people know that i dont have a gf 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂
@midhunap3170
@midhunap3170 3 года назад
Me too Thats why youtube recommended it 🤣🤣
@treeez_____5317
@treeez_____5317 3 года назад
Same I’m looking like that frog in your icon
@meulo1573
@meulo1573 3 года назад
@@treeez_____5317 hahahahahah
@balachandar97
@balachandar97 3 года назад
Welcome to the Matrix
@anandhukrishnan538
@anandhukrishnan538 3 года назад
RU-vid is cruel
@velos1tyzclips343
@velos1tyzclips343 3 года назад
isnt google having enough data to know that am alone.. still recommends this. happy that you guys liked my comment.
@chiragsolanki8639
@chiragsolanki8639 3 года назад
Exactly
@TheWaffertful
@TheWaffertful 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@danilo2735
@danilo2735 3 года назад
They want you sad so that you keep using youtube
@lilxo9558
@lilxo9558 3 года назад
😭😭
@zodiacskull2509
@zodiacskull2509 3 года назад
It's based on your regular Google activity 😗
@chandrilsardar4374
@chandrilsardar4374 3 года назад
Can we all just appreciate how beautiful she is
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 3 года назад
Is no-one going to say how she looks just like Scarlett Johannsen?
@arina4030
@arina4030 3 года назад
she’s taken
@crowbirdryuell
@crowbirdryuell 3 года назад
@@arina4030 *FACT*
@ericktellez7632
@ericktellez7632 3 года назад
@@arina4030 Thats okey. I am not jealous.
@chandrilsardar4374
@chandrilsardar4374 3 года назад
@Im sorry But wtf true words have never been spoken
@samione
@samione 3 года назад
This triggered my suicidal thoughts, once again.
@soulfly146
@soulfly146 3 года назад
Welcome to the club buddy
@leedaman8webz
@leedaman8webz 3 года назад
Feelsbadman
@jinxer7750
@jinxer7750 3 года назад
wait are you being edgy or for real cuz if you are for real thinking about suicide you need help and don't feel ashamed of it talking is very good in your case don't ever lose hope bud stay strong your good days are Waiting for you
@princeking1562
@princeking1562 3 года назад
Thought it would trigger your homicidal thoughts
@2PJRR
@2PJRR 3 года назад
*dont*
@saratc985
@saratc985 3 года назад
'Annoying your Girlfriend' Step 1: Get a girlfriend
@capt.macmillan5055
@capt.macmillan5055 3 года назад
Lol
@Zya98
@Zya98 3 года назад
When I search for them : girls left the chat
@cesaregaragnani2932
@cesaregaragnani2932 3 года назад
@@AllegiantShark Get out of your house dresses up as a woman, commit a crime and get jailed in a penitentiary for women, get to know the woman in your jail, plan an evasion with her. Once out of jail thanks to everything you went through you will have a relationship that turns into an outlaw love. ( I am Italian, sorry if some of the terms I used are not spot on).
@pogfish4701
@pogfish4701 3 года назад
Its like a flite test kit.
@Nascgtr
@Nascgtr 3 года назад
Step 2: cover yourself in oil
@pkplayz7711
@pkplayz7711 3 года назад
I was ready to Annoy my GF But then I realized I dont have one Edit: 1.2k likes! I never had this many likes Thanks guys.
@Moelificcc
@Moelificcc 3 года назад
You have one but she lives in another nation Your imagiNATION
@theconsigliere5769
@theconsigliere5769 3 года назад
@@Moelificcc Ouf!
@nuke8672
@nuke8672 3 года назад
@@Moelificcc OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@stupidumbasshithead5715
@stupidumbasshithead5715 3 года назад
U can annoy ur mom
@hughjanus2781
@hughjanus2781 3 года назад
Same
@amitbisht2713
@amitbisht2713 3 года назад
Legends don't have girlfriend they have depression
@Brosky1998
@Brosky1998 3 года назад
The algorithm is getting sadistic at this point
@bhrugup7618
@bhrugup7618 3 года назад
Guy : annoys girlfriend Every single person ever : *i take offense to that yes I do*
@lennymccracken586
@lennymccracken586 3 года назад
Them: being happy together Me: starts laughing in lonely
@chandlerbing9395
@chandlerbing9395 3 года назад
Others : Crying about not having a girlfriend Me : Tries this with myself and doesn't get annoyed
@jatinprasath5840
@jatinprasath5840 3 года назад
Gets depressed instead
@agarion101
@agarion101 3 года назад
Hey guys, don’t get discouraged, there’s someone for everyone. That special someone just won’t be as attractive
@alainadacosta1222
@alainadacosta1222 3 года назад
Had me in the first half
@jinxer7750
@jinxer7750 3 года назад
or even exist
@indianathe3rd742
@indianathe3rd742 3 года назад
@@jinxer7750 huh would you look at that
@Micull2052
@Micull2052 3 года назад
She's my type but I doubt I'll find someone like her
@indianathe3rd742
@indianathe3rd742 3 года назад
@@Micull2052 well who knows,maybe...but honestly it does matter if you meet someone you think is perfect for you...in the end she might not like you . I think as long as you meet someone who loves you...you'll be Ok
@eriklooter2669
@eriklooter2669 3 года назад
Everybody's Gangsta until they watch A *sweet* *Couple*
@alantheunicorn6362
@alantheunicorn6362 3 года назад
😢😭
@sinuslebastian6366
@sinuslebastian6366 3 года назад
*I'm not afraid of anything, but that thing, it scares me*
@munishyadav5910
@munishyadav5910 3 года назад
Lonelyness aside But they are a very cute couple
@theaveragegamer1719
@theaveragegamer1719 3 года назад
We didnt even see the face of boy
@CFCTheZoren4
@CFCTheZoren4 3 года назад
I’m happy for them tbh. Wholesome moment
@benjaminkoshybiju3975
@benjaminkoshybiju3975 3 года назад
People in Comment section: Hello Darkness my ol friend...
@viviandcruz3778
@viviandcruz3778 3 года назад
I just did this to my IMAGINARY gf ❤️❤️...
@olga-bl1dp
@olga-bl1dp 3 года назад
LMFAOAOoOOOoOI
@pandagjjg6340
@pandagjjg6340 3 года назад
Hello everybody, this is your daily dose of being single
@dripkidd8572
@dripkidd8572 3 года назад
This guy flexes his beautiful infront of you
@meth2kids729
@meth2kids729 4 года назад
Ima predict the future This will blow up and go to everyones reccomendation by november Edit: When i commented this, it was sitting at 2k views with only 14 comments.
@CizZy569
@CizZy569 3 года назад
Lol
@wilee.cayote4235
@wilee.cayote4235 3 года назад
If you're right. Your from the illuminati lol
@darthjarjar2742
@darthjarjar2742 3 года назад
Illuminati confirmed 👁️
@mikyask6971
@mikyask6971 3 года назад
So it's starting to get recommended a little earlier
@billymsh
@billymsh 3 года назад
not quite there yet
@justamanofculture12
@justamanofculture12 3 года назад
This video YELLED "Die U Single" AT ME for 1000s of times in 100s of languages.
@gurdevsingh5637
@gurdevsingh5637 3 года назад
I just had a thought that, I don't understand why everyone gets a girlfriend but not me. Then I remember when a girl approached I don't even know how to talk.
@sachinkumart
@sachinkumart 3 года назад
I am lonely AF. Thanks so much, youtube for reminding me.
@jaxfinlay5647
@jaxfinlay5647 3 года назад
Stop thinking of it as RU-vid rubbing in the fact that you don't have a girlfriend. Instead, think of it as RU-vid motivating you to go get a girlfriend. The power resides within you. Turn everything into a positive.
@Moelificcc
@Moelificcc 3 года назад
@@jaxfinlay5647 how tf do they do that they’re quarantined
@jaxfinlay5647
@jaxfinlay5647 3 года назад
@@Moelificcc that's no excuse. You're acting like people are staying in an underground bunker and never come to the surface. People still go to gas stations, grocery shopping, pick up take-out, outside dining, etc. Plenty of opportunities to meet women. I've been pretty successful at getting numbers and dates since the beginning of shutdowns up until now. In fact, I think it's even easier right now because women aren't getting approached like before and are not getting the kind of attention they're used to; so they are much more receptive. It all depends on you. Just depends on how much you want it. I said this once before, but I think RU-vid removed the comment. So you can either be the guy that makes excuses or you can be the guy that gets it done. Which one are you?
@Sweeti924
@Sweeti924 3 года назад
@@jaxfinlay5647 you're deluded
@Ann_108_
@Ann_108_ 3 года назад
@@jaxfinlay5647 Finally there's someone to tell the people of not being dramatic if You're Single.
@unknownentity2112
@unknownentity2112 3 года назад
When ur gf sleeps with makeup on, the relationship is not that serious.
@musmost
@musmost 3 года назад
Nice to see a comment that doesnt talk about being alone and shit
@paxundpeace9970
@paxundpeace9970 3 года назад
Actually it is but how should we know
@unknownentity2112
@unknownentity2112 3 года назад
@@paxundpeace9970 I am not talking about the video, itwas a generalised statement.
@unknownentity2112
@unknownentity2112 3 года назад
@@musmost 😂
@andrewoid4711
@andrewoid4711 3 года назад
Why's that?
@killingblow6271
@killingblow6271 3 года назад
I clicked because of Scarlett Johansson. So disappointing.
@yush158
@yush158 3 года назад
Babaji pair theek hogaya? Cycle pe se gir gaye the na?
@tejas7759
@tejas7759 3 года назад
Babaji ladkiya tadna apko shobha nahi deta aur cycle bhi sambhal kar chalaiye
@blackatom4957
@blackatom4957 3 года назад
Please guys don't bully Babaji....Par aapko Scarlet Johansson ke bare me kaise pata😏...tapa tap....tapa tap
@vegetaandslaine8722
@vegetaandslaine8722 3 года назад
@@yush158 lmao
@ghastlyghandi4301
@ghastlyghandi4301 3 года назад
Quit annoying pyrocynical, he already has enough on his plate.
@wespicedmemes
@wespicedmemes 3 года назад
Come on bro☠️☠️☠️
@accurategamer7085
@accurategamer7085 3 года назад
I forgot pyro cynical was gay
@anishpatole7927
@anishpatole7927 3 года назад
"Hello darkness my old friend" 😂😂😂😂 lolololo
@ishansherif8592
@ishansherif8592 3 года назад
No one: Literally no one: Me:why are we here......... Just to suffer..
@almcmemeshack8443
@almcmemeshack8443 3 года назад
I clicked on this knowing exactly what the comment section would be. Did not disappoint
@SadBoy-bq5rf
@SadBoy-bq5rf 3 года назад
Waiting to do this in my dreams
@himan_shuu23
@himan_shuu23 3 года назад
This hits hard when you are single, lonely and bored
@MrBadhan95
@MrBadhan95 3 года назад
He’s doing that because his left arm has gone numb and wants her to move. 🤗
@shihaskn6889
@shihaskn6889 3 года назад
Thank you RU-vid for recommending this I can't wait to do this on my gf She haven't text me in a few years she is very good at playing hide and seek
@jinxer7750
@jinxer7750 3 года назад
just wait a little bit longer she will eventually respond
@hari-xo2fm
@hari-xo2fm 3 года назад
Wait a bit longer. Maybe her daughter will respond 😂
@vvdpabhishek3464
@vvdpabhishek3464 3 года назад
@@hari-xo2fm lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vvdpabhishek3464
@vvdpabhishek3464 3 года назад
Well its same with me too
@Sector_07
@Sector_07 3 года назад
@@hari-xo2fm 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@gregsoon521
@gregsoon521 3 года назад
Dude puts his finger on his sleeping girlfriend ear twice. 11,000 people: great!
@naveedthalappil7976
@naveedthalappil7976 3 года назад
More like 1,000,000
@bhaveshnayyer6569
@bhaveshnayyer6569 3 года назад
Me :- single and alone😭 RU-vid:- I am gonna destroy this man's whole carrier.
@Tomi_licera
@Tomi_licera 3 года назад
Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own
@hades1907
@hades1907 3 года назад
This would have been the most satisfying thing for us singles if she slaped him right on his face 😂😂
@joohimurmu1585
@joohimurmu1585 3 года назад
😂😂
@dobby1313
@dobby1313 3 года назад
She’s nicer than I am. I would’ve asked him “are you trying to lose a hand today?”
@jecobreza2406
@jecobreza2406 3 года назад
Ah.. thank u for motivating me to be single forever. Thank u very much.
@Moonlight-ju4qi
@Moonlight-ju4qi 3 года назад
@@jecobreza2406 madlad
@elijahpbender
@elijahpbender 3 года назад
@@jecobreza2406 this is also my feeling
@KizaruB
@KizaruB 3 года назад
Having a GF to annoy is better than having none at all
@shubhammaurya3671
@shubhammaurya3671 3 года назад
Their AI have just figured out which kind of video hit single boys. This is end guys, this is it
@muhammadahmadkhan9881
@muhammadahmadkhan9881 3 года назад
Being Single is the best moment ever than being couple.👍😂😆🤣
@thousandminusseven3889
@thousandminusseven3889 3 года назад
Everybodys gangsta until "ITS OVER!!"
@waiitwhaat
@waiitwhaat 3 года назад
Don't worry boys, there's still hopes for us Just not as bright
@KARTIKEYA007
@KARTIKEYA007 3 года назад
As bright as this girl? That's what I thought u meant at first as she's so white (and beautiful)
@waiitwhaat
@waiitwhaat 3 года назад
@@KARTIKEYA007 lmfaoo no pls dont cancel me
@cavaliothorson7755
@cavaliothorson7755 3 года назад
She's beautiful.
@hari-xo2fm
@hari-xo2fm 3 года назад
I feel as if YT is mocking me. This is a personal attack.
@RJ-ll6gl
@RJ-ll6gl 3 года назад
Well that reminds me that I have to die alone
@prod.vrep.gg69420
@prod.vrep.gg69420 3 года назад
These ppl: being happy together Me: **cries in single**
@sourabhkumarsingh9925
@sourabhkumarsingh9925 3 года назад
Me: why this is in my recommend RU-vid: bcoz we know you don't have a gf. Me: oh i see!
@ihsanfgfs1366
@ihsanfgfs1366 3 года назад
I wish if I had a moment like this in my life still pending........
@ill_luck
@ill_luck 3 года назад
I didn’t ask to be attacked like this on Christmas
@Devwhoo
@Devwhoo 3 года назад
Thanks recommendation, I just moved on from my last relationship and this pops.
@asomeone8650
@asomeone8650 3 года назад
Thanks for my daily dose of your alone forever
@D34R111
@D34R111 3 года назад
Thank you for reminding me I'm single :,)
@Moelificcc
@Moelificcc 3 года назад
How old r u 9?
@D34R111
@D34R111 3 года назад
@@Moelificcc Nope-
@vaishnavhari280
@vaishnavhari280 3 года назад
Are you the other jordi...😂😂😂
@User40919
@User40919 3 года назад
I checked the right side of my 🛌 to annoy my "gf" which I later found out to be air particles . Thnx YT for reminding me that I never had a gf and that I'll be single for eternity 😳☠️
@BLACKOPS6391
@BLACKOPS6391 3 года назад
me envying single people for not knowing what's on the other side..
@nawabali4619
@nawabali4619 3 года назад
while watching this video single people like me thinking of chances to ever have this moment in life..
@ahmedshehab7586
@ahmedshehab7586 3 года назад
No one Literally no one RU-vids recommendations: do you want to see how single, depressed, and lonely you are
@spedman1425
@spedman1425 3 года назад
Yes
@Sector_07
@Sector_07 3 года назад
😒
@henrybarreto9981
@henrybarreto9981 3 года назад
Hold your beer man
@gotyi496
@gotyi496 3 года назад
PTSD back to the days we cry at night bc we single af
@AKshay_47
@AKshay_47 3 года назад
Everyone in this comment section: I don't have a girlfriend... Me: I don't have a girlfriend too.....😂😂😂
@vireshvaishnav1390
@vireshvaishnav1390 3 года назад
I never knew i got such a beautiful gf 😂 "annoying YOUR girlfriend "
@zephyrbernier1858
@zephyrbernier1858 3 года назад
It's sad realizing how many people can't relate to this
@alsenar2
@alsenar2 3 года назад
RU-vid trolling us singles again while being in corona lockdown. FML
@eggboyy
@eggboyy 3 года назад
Sometimes I feel like RU-vid just wants to piss at us single dudes
@ahmedsabal9271
@ahmedsabal9271 3 года назад
I used to do the same to my pillow, wonder why doesn't calling me Ahmeeed😢
@chrislawson5370
@chrislawson5370 3 года назад
@Video Buff I’m dead lmao💀😂😂
@wyattthacker3679
@wyattthacker3679 Год назад
We all secretly annoy our girlfriends because we like how they say our names like that 🤣
@PURAPAITHIYAM
@PURAPAITHIYAM 3 года назад
Singles are cursed to watch such videos without asking for it
@datboi1971
@datboi1971 3 года назад
Ahh yes someone with a girlfriend. Meanwhile in my life: 🧴👋🏻🥲
@FreeZeOpZ
@FreeZeOpZ 3 года назад
Bruh, every comment I’ve read is about someone not having a girlfriend... Is there any girl who commented?? Is there any boy who has a girlfriend??
@supforalll5990
@supforalll5990 3 года назад
RU-vid has a dark humor
@yourhighness4664
@yourhighness4664 3 года назад
@@supforalll5990 🤣🤣true
@AbhishekSingh-bq1qx
@AbhishekSingh-bq1qx 3 года назад
I'm crying so badly 😭😭 Stop cruelty against singles
@Cryostrike
@Cryostrike 3 года назад
*Damaged Coda plays while I'm alone in my room in the dark watching videos of couples*
@jproy141
@jproy141 3 года назад
RU-vid recommend me to do this . But little he knows I don't have one . 🙇🏻‍♂️
@patrickpablo4836
@patrickpablo4836 3 года назад
i ain't ignoring the fact that yotube is just gonna disrespect me like that
@BustyNCrusty
@BustyNCrusty 3 года назад
For all of you single hearts out there, have hope, for this video TWAS posted years ago and this burning love may have fizzled out many a nights ago. 🤓
@yashwanth8841
@yashwanth8841 3 года назад
This comment section in a nutshell:- "RU-vid why you reminding me that I'm alone" There you go I saved your time from scrolling down the same comments. Go watch the next video
@forthelols9432
@forthelols9432 3 года назад
When she calls you by your first name you know it's been over and she's texting tyrone in the background lol
@lpesic1159
@lpesic1159 3 года назад
Love how this is the only video on this guys channel. 😂
@Uddaybhaikabaap
@Uddaybhaikabaap 3 года назад
Singles mark your attendance.
@juantamad6576
@juantamad6576 3 года назад
How come no one's asking the girl's name.
@werewoofer7447
@werewoofer7447 3 года назад
ward
@fossil8242
@fossil8242 3 года назад
How to annoy girlfriend Step 1 👇🏻 👇🏻 have a girlfriend
@maddeningmonk9585
@maddeningmonk9585 3 года назад
Everybody being sad I just feel happy to see two people goofing around.
@ahnabd
@ahnabd 3 года назад
yup, it's so annoying, for us who dont have girlfriend
@bittubiswas263
@bittubiswas263 3 года назад
oh you're just showing off because you've a girlfriend. Don't do this man, it hurts 😭
@crowbirdryuell
@crowbirdryuell 3 года назад
_FLEX_
@seelvan3843
@seelvan3843 3 года назад
So since everyone here who stumbled upon this is single so how about we all just hit up. I wanna play some warzone, anyone up for that?
@lucas.301
@lucas.301 3 года назад
aye i'm not really tryna play warzone but the message is strong, still add me on psn @vlDestroyy
@seelvan3843
@seelvan3843 3 года назад
@@lucas.301 aight gotcha fam
@daemontargaryen3311
@daemontargaryen3311 3 года назад
Instructions unclear pls first tell how to get a gf
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 3 года назад
Talk to a girl, be charming in your own way, don't act like an idiot, keep trying and improving, workout more to boost your confidence and yeah... I have a great trick for hopeless cases - befriend a girl. Then tell her all about you. And profit. Not from her or something like that but from her knowledge of all of the other single chick's. If you really don't want to try, this is a perfect way. They will try to hook you up with their gfs and it's a very underrated trick when you don't want to actually try. I would recommend trying more but hey, like I say in the gym, we all start somewhere.
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 3 года назад
@Mansoor Shakeel This isn't a step by step guide. It's a very rough outline. Don't just follow the advise of strangers. I don't know you so I can only give you advice based on what I know - which for you is very little. Something to keep in mind would be the common courtesy to keep your work life and your private life seperate. I am a student. So in my case, work isn't really work and chatting to a girl after classes is normal. If you actually have a job together though, well, then you probably shouldn't have tried to force something because that's just grossly unprofessional. You didn't actually try my advise - because as I already mentioned, what I said here is very rough. You tried to implement your OWN idea of what you THOUGHT I meant when I said making friends for example. This is the hard part of life. Learning from mistakes. You most certainly made one here. Maybe it was your approach, maybe it was the environment- maybe my advise isn't working for you, I know it works for me and at least two other mates of mine, I didn't get the idea on my own. The point is, this might be a setback (in your case even a major one because according to your own words, you seem to have messed up so bad that she threatened to report you). You can be angry at me which is pointless or you can analyse what happened. What did you say, have you interacted before, do you even know anything about her, do you share any interests, what exactly made her reject your attempt - figure that out. Something for you to keep it mind is to NOT try and do stuff like this in situations where failure could have severe repercussions. I go to the gym a lot. And there are a ton of hot girls there. But I avoid messing with them because it's a big part of my life and I don't want to even risk ruining it. I did that exactly one time when I was younger and lived in a different city, it worked out fine and we are still on good terms although in the end, it wasn't anything other than sex - but EVEN though it worked out that time, I never did it again. Very few girls are worth such a risk. You can be risky but now you know what happens if you miscalculate and it turns out wrong. It's not pretty. Protip: before you do something stupid again, think about it twice. Get a second opinion. I am just a guy who has a few tricks that work for who I am. I don't know why she reacted so strongly but there was a reason. And I know that the trick with befriending a girl works. But it does take some patience and luck - benefit being that eventually, it just works without you having to do anything. It's still far easier than trying to meet someone on your own cause then you have to figure out all of the stuff AND "seduce" then (seducing is also something that's extremley overrated, most girls know if they would potentially date you in an instant, difference is weather or not you match their theoretical expectations and if you don't, life ain't no movie so move on, plenti of fish in the sea). Again, becoming friends with someone is easier than a romantic relationship BUT that doesn't mean that it's actually simple, got it? And remember, this is not a step back step guide ok?
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 3 года назад
@Mansoor Shakeel For the record, I think you were messing with me but I would feel bad if it was true so I wrote a normal reply.
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 3 года назад
​@Mansoor Shakeel "Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up. Only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare!" Fyodor Dostoevsky I will always remember when I went to a club at when I had just moved to a new city back when I was 18 and a really hot girl brutally shut me down before I could even get started - I was mortified ( it was probably the tenth rejection that evening but I will get back to that in a bit ). Will always remember that. I stopped going out like that afterwards with the intention of finding someone for a long time because I realised that I had strengths which I couldn't utuilize in that enviorment at all. It was rough but in the end, I improved as a result. In theory, I can't relate to being shy too much - I have the opposite issue, I talk too fast and too much ( as you have probably noticed ). So I don't know how to overcome shyness like that because I was always pretty suicididal in that regard, even approached random strangers in supermarkets ( sounds kinda desperate and at the time, it was ) - but I DO know that it can help to remember that NOBODY is as invested in your story as you. Nearly all people in your life, ( with the exaption of some close very friends and maybe core members of whatever you consider family ) well - to them, you are basically nothing. Your life, your dreams, your concerns and hopes don't even as much as exist. Being shy can have many reasons but I would argue that it is a form of fear or maybe a form protection - the point is that if the world doesn't care about any of us, there is nothing to be afraid of. The shame you might feel, the regret - all of these feelings, they are in your head. The world we care so deeply aboutm, will have already moved on. You probably knew that already. But I think it can help to remind yourself from time to time. Remember the girl from the club? Well - afterwards, I took a few minutes to clear my head, downed two shots of pure Vodka and somehow ended up dancing with another girl. We had good chemistry on the dance floor. Keep in mind - I am not someone with a lot of confidence ( or dancing skills ), one of the main reasons why I spent so much time trying to life away my problems. Anyways, that second girl - I don't remember her nearly as clearly for obvious reasons but I had a good time with her and I think I am not alone with that kind of negaitve attitute ( sad-boy-shots & negative memories need more processing so they become engraveed in our brain are what's to blame for that particular incident). The thing is, back then I could count the times I went out to a club at one hand, literally, and come to think of it, everytime I had SOME kind of success. Some flirting, some dancing - it was never as bad as it was in my mind, when I went to sleep alone again. In there, flirting and dancing wasn't nearly enough ( Even then I was more successful when I was just chilling with someone which is what I prefer to this day ) - and I get that even that is more than some people get but eventually, it clicked. I managed to stop caring so much about others and became far more relaxed and lo and behold - getting laid is actually not that difficult :P You can talk to the girls you are interested in. Worst case scenario? They reject you - which is really not that big of a deal. It's not pleasent but it doesn't kill you. I never had someone who told me what to do in that regard so I figured it out for me on my own. And obviously, I would oversell myself if I tired to do that now, again, I am not some scientist, just a guy who didn't get laid much and now knows what he had to do but I hope that you will remember that you have all you need. It's all there. You just need to stop listening to all of the voices or whatever you call that fear in your head. I want you to go out there and CRUSH it. Try to live life as if you were a horny teenager who just got laid for the first time and feels like he can conquer the world. It's naive and its fierce and its exactly what many of us need at one point in our life. Be brave. Take that first step. What do you have to loose? What is the world gonna do? Nothing, that's what. If there is no fate, the only force in life that matters is YOU. I mean, how crazy is that? To wake up and to be able to LIVE? Life is meaningless unless we give it meaning. And you friend, you need to get yourself out here. Create opportunity. That weird houseparty across the block? Go there. And if a girl sais no, ask her why. And maybe try to make a comeback with a corny one liner if you are quick witted enough. It is tough in the beginning, like I said, I used to talk to a dozen girls on a single night with little sucess. Sometimes I hated everything about myself for a day or a week but I always got back up. Never give yourself up. And with that in mind; the girls in college? They are just people. In the best possible way, people like you and me have to man up at one point and just DO. No more excuses, no more "I am shy and I have not much confidence". We are the gods of our own universe (but not like the Abrahamic single one , more like the ancient Greek, Roman and Norse gods). You are the master of your fate. You alone. PS: I can highly recommend getting serious about some form of sport you enjoy. It's not the solution to all of lifes issues but its usually a great foundation.
@RealTalk4444
@RealTalk4444 3 года назад
@@Arcaryon Senpai I have two questions for you. During the initial stages did you party alone or did you do it with male / female friends? Second question being whether you shoot your shot right off the bat or make small talk before making your move?
@thememetherapy4918
@thememetherapy4918 3 года назад
Are u winnin son Son :
@k-rox302
@k-rox302 3 года назад
Mans literally being an earbud😂😂
@Dhruxo_edits
@Dhruxo_edits 3 года назад
This what I call sprinkling *salt* on my ✴️ *scar* 👍👍👍 *Rated it as offensive 👍* *Thanks to youthub*
@rit7198
@rit7198 3 года назад
Why are you annoying my girlfriend? •́ ‿ ,•̀
@g3lo218
@g3lo218 3 года назад
did this to my girlfriend She punched me
@chakraborty1989
@chakraborty1989 3 года назад
Me looking at the singles jokes: Haha..noobs, atleast I have my mosquitoes
@furkhanshirhatti4660
@furkhanshirhatti4660 3 года назад
When I saw he's girlfriend I thought she's vanessa kirby because she little look's like her🤣🤣🤣 god bless them both and may god keep them together till death😂😂
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