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Faline San
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I heard that apparently putting key words in the description makes youtube happy so here is me shouting random phrases
QUESTIONS WOW LOTS OF THEM PISS DATING AND RELATIONSHIPS PISS AGAIN FACE REVEAL FACE BECAUSE THATS IMPORTANT APPARENTLY MALAYSIA O SWEET MOTHERLAND HERE I GO
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how is it vibing my fellow axolots, today I bring forth a long awaited QnA, where I answer ur spicy questions and realise the downfall of humanity is soon
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thank u all very much for 600k, I was going to wait until 690k to make one of these because I have the maturity of a shrimp but alas, content. Thank you all also for asking me questions so I could attempt to be interesting for 12 minutes, it is a daunting task
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@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
"I'm Malaysian but I'm living in Vietnam, so basically I'm Italian" - Faline San 2021
@babyxblue
@babyxblue 2 года назад
_"here's a spice conceptto"_
@samkraft5542
@samkraft5542 2 года назад
Quick maths
@alro5679
@alro5679 2 года назад
This caught me off guard lmao
@faenene
@faenene 2 года назад
@@sam4drita a are you joking or no
@sam4drita
@sam4drita 2 года назад
@@faenene sarcasm is a language only the wits understand sadly😔
@welcometothefreakshow3284
@welcometothefreakshow3284 2 года назад
Interrogation…. She most definitely was held at gun point
@imaperson9582
@imaperson9582 2 года назад
only 2 reply at 2.4k likes? bruh
@samkraft5542
@samkraft5542 2 года назад
only 3 reply at 2.4k likes? bruh
@raychluv
@raychluv 2 года назад
only 4 reply at 2.5k likes? bruh
@mariedade12
@mariedade12 2 года назад
Only 5 reply at 2.6k likes? bruh
@_cloudz6920
@_cloudz6920 2 года назад
only 6 reply at 2.8K likes? bruh
@lycvsoph
@lycvsoph 2 года назад
Faline: * searches up if pee should be clear * faline’s tabs: *how to kick a child* what an interesting girl she is
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 2 года назад
More proof she is just female call me kevin
@JustAHarmlessSoph
@JustAHarmlessSoph 2 года назад
I was looking for this comment😅
@captkittypants
@captkittypants Год назад
How DO you kick a child...
@misstripledot
@misstripledot Год назад
Here is a simple guide on how to kick a child: Want to kick the child. Think about how it would feel to kick the child. Make sure the child is in kicking range. Then kick them. A bonus would up be getting away with kicking the child without the child saying anything about it to anyone and no one witnessing so you get away scot free, but yeah.
@captkittypants
@captkittypants Год назад
@@misstripledot ok thanks I'll make sure to follow that next time I see a child
@LunarEleven
@LunarEleven 2 года назад
Hahaha I love Faline. When she said not to tell people what nationality they are I immediately thought "girl but what about Ollie London" and then she said it 👏👏👏 us Italians think alike! 🤌
@jigeesha3668
@jigeesha3668 2 года назад
*“Hello Axolots, you sad, lonely people”* This is by far the best description of Axolots
@kaispilled
@kaispilled 2 года назад
@@dntrdrfiiitur8947 Dude- stop spamming
@iDontknowWhatwhoWhy
@iDontknowWhatwhoWhy 2 года назад
@@dntrdrfiiitur8947 please shut up and stop spamming the replies :)
@nasifahmed8602
@nasifahmed8602 2 года назад
I agree 💯💯💯
@thegr1mreap3r42
@thegr1mreap3r42 2 года назад
@Thx ❤ MashaAllah
@thenonfurry
@thenonfurry 2 года назад
AGREED 😫✋
@alipop368
@alipop368 2 года назад
“Is your mental health okay? You’ve been joking a lot about it”. Faline: Hehe *proceeds to move on to the next question*
@Bagel674
@Bagel674 2 года назад
I read this while she was saying it 😭✋🏻
@dirtman118
@dirtman118 2 года назад
@@Bagel674 hey that's a nice hat kid :))
@Bagel674
@Bagel674 2 года назад
@@dirtman118 thank you dirt man you are the nicest man i have ever met
@dirtman118
@dirtman118 2 года назад
@@Bagel674 aw thank you unreasonably short child
@Bagel674
@Bagel674 2 года назад
@@dirtman118 yes you are always welcome dirt man
@Miss_GiggleFarts
@Miss_GiggleFarts 2 года назад
Btw guys, quick psa: *PISS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAR* If your piss is clear that means you're drinking _too much water_ at best, and at worst you have some kind of infection or malfunction of the liver. Yes it is possible to drink too much water, because as with everything moderation is key. Edit: :D I paused at the wrong time ig
@lays5277
@lays5277 Год назад
Thank you I get so mad at weirdos who are obsessed with hydration telling me piss is supposed to be clear. Like yeah Katie water is important but if you’re drinking two gallons a day and you’re not sweating at least some of it out, it’s not healthy
@sournois90
@sournois90 Месяц назад
​@@lays5277b-b-but i wanna be water king and control the water with my hands..
@lays5277
@lays5277 Месяц назад
@@sournois90 unfortunately overhydration does not make you a waterbender
@theotherjin5133
@theotherjin5133 2 года назад
I love how as a fellow Malaysian I knew exactly what you talking about which would get you sued HAHAHAHA
@d33p345
@d33p345 2 года назад
explain pls, is she talking about corruption or the government or something?
@professorhazard
@professorhazard 2 года назад
@@d33p345 It seemed like she was going to say "oppression" or something along those lines.
@kirachouinard3490
@kirachouinard3490 2 года назад
@@d33p345 probably because homosexuality is illegal there and corruption and censorship is pretty commonplace
@khorneflakes9760
@khorneflakes9760 2 года назад
@@d33p345 The answer can probably be found in some Malaysian slander.
@Seungberry_InTheBuilding
@Seungberry_InTheBuilding Год назад
Nvm- couldn’t find it on Google TvT
@dhriti8847
@dhriti8847 2 года назад
“maybe one day when i’ve watched enough skillshare lessons on how to not have… the social skills of an isopod.” Me whenever someone at school asks me if we wanna be buddies in a group project ??? 😍
@normanteio6916
@normanteio6916 2 года назад
Y es.
@belllieve
@belllieve 2 года назад
atleast people ask you ☹️⁉️
@hollydellorius7082
@hollydellorius7082 2 года назад
are you all part of the nO MILK CLUB!
@jinnn2763
@jinnn2763 2 года назад
They ask you to be buddies in a group project?!! :O
@urdadsonic1036
@urdadsonic1036 2 года назад
LMAO SAME
@Faline_San
@Faline_San 2 года назад
Mini Q&A station here B) ask some questions! I will answer them later as I am currently binging barbie movies
@BasicallyCaramel
@BasicallyCaramel 2 года назад
What is your favorite color and What is your subscriber goal
@nat91307
@nat91307 2 года назад
hi
@trevorsj
@trevorsj 2 года назад
Nicki Minaj or Cardi b
@92920anya
@92920anya 2 года назад
Ok what color should the sky be if blue wasn’t an option
@iamcoolrealnotfake5486
@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 2 года назад
do you have a favorite place?
@huha9675
@huha9675 2 года назад
As a hijabi i know how you feel, so many people are like show your hair and its just why?? What do you gain from it just let me live
@MillisecondFourthClockhand
@MillisecondFourthClockhand 2 года назад
"I eat my cereal like BISCUITS." *Well said, young Padawan.*
@edisonhuang1392
@edisonhuang1392 Год назад
i thought i was the only one who ate cereal like this, good to know other people do it as well.
@aparnarai3708
@aparnarai3708 Год назад
@@edisonhuang1392 cereals taste better that way
@fluffthecat5188
@fluffthecat5188 Год назад
I also eat my cereal like biscuits :D
@UrlocalkittenShoko
@UrlocalkittenShoko 11 месяцев назад
Now I know I am not alone :]
@jeffbuckleyfan1
@jeffbuckleyfan1 2 года назад
I believe Faline San’s face is too amazing for any human to comprehend. (But on a serious level, the thing that makes her special is the mask. It is completely her choice to reveal her face.)
@Fofo-sr2xu
@Fofo-sr2xu 2 года назад
The mask? I thought the thing that made her special was her personality and how she interacts with the world but yeah, you're right, the mask is the only thing distinguishing her from any other person. (Sorry that this sounds snarky but it was fun to write.)
@Fofo-sr2xu
@Fofo-sr2xu 2 года назад
@@qittikat Ya, that's fair enough, I just take everything super literally cause it produces absurd situationa.
@jeffbuckleyfan1
@jeffbuckleyfan1 2 года назад
@@Fofo-sr2xu yea that is what I meant. Her personality is great tho but the mask distinguishes her from others.
@thebedrockbuilder6408
@thebedrockbuilder6408 2 года назад
It's like that one episode in Teen Titans Go where Robin refuses to take off his mask in front of the other titans.
@oo8962
@oo8962 2 года назад
Faline is an eldritch being confirmed.
@kwilesvolleyball2028
@kwilesvolleyball2028 2 года назад
“it tastes like old people’s tears” WHAT- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
@mubmakes6977
@mubmakes6977 2 года назад
very sus
@pewpa5742
@pewpa5742 2 года назад
Faline: we should stop telling people what their ethnicity or nationality is… Also Faline: ExcEpt For OiLy LondOn 9:20
@joeduckburyofjoeducania4587
@joeduckburyofjoeducania4587 2 года назад
And me.... No really I do
@GoGlitzafy
@GoGlitzafy 4 месяца назад
So Why are the replies so long
@Erizo_
@Erizo_ 2 года назад
The way she says "Vietnam" here: 1:11 is weirdly beautiful and perfect to me.
@eric_the_egggremlin
@eric_the_egggremlin 2 года назад
"the tears of old people" truly all of the world's greatest poets combined could never describe milk so perfectly.
@laziness852
@laziness852 2 года назад
True
@heather2701
@heather2701 2 года назад
Lmaoooo
@freyzemeron6021
@freyzemeron6021 2 года назад
Me drinking milk rn: 👁️👄👁️
@twelvexx8586
@twelvexx8586 2 года назад
damn i'm old then
@BurgerBoi1
@BurgerBoi1 2 года назад
The only thing I personally allow milk in is : - Milk and Cookies - Milkshakes - Any dessert that requires milk (I love sweets :]) But yeah, even though I hate cereal when I eat it I like to eat it without milk :v
@sofiaz8379
@sofiaz8379 2 года назад
people genuinely worried about falines mental health. faline: h E h E “how to kick a child”
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
With ur foot that works the best
@siar073
@siar073 2 года назад
@@ghost_shivers5276 can you elaborate?
@orthoshroud8453
@orthoshroud8453 2 года назад
Hi
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
@@siar073 uhh wear hard shoes? And like the top part whatever thats called
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
@CutiePie 林檎 ye ik lol
@showmeyourdrills5490
@showmeyourdrills5490 2 года назад
You are so confident. I really like that how you express things more funnily and humoursly. You are so cool.
@StarKnight54
@StarKnight54 2 года назад
Oh hey. We got the makeup tutorial
@mimanshatiwari3783
@mimanshatiwari3783 2 года назад
Someone: "what are your thoughts on green eyed people" Faline: "close them" Me who isnt even green eyed: _blinks rapidly in stress_ 💀🔪
@BurgerBoi1
@BurgerBoi1 2 года назад
Me who is green eyed : *Also blinks rapidly because I close them yet I still want to watch the video*
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 2 года назад
@@BurgerBoi1 lmao
@fish9853
@fish9853 2 года назад
@@BurgerBoi1 Same 🙏
@yumeyumeappleo
@yumeyumeappleo 2 года назад
Me who wants green eyes
@Anna-rj8ty
@Anna-rj8ty 2 года назад
Harry Potter is offended (Along with his dad, Snape, his mom and the whole Wizarding World lol)
@pornesianparapio760
@pornesianparapio760 2 года назад
why is this girl so entertaining? shes sitting there and talking then somehow it made my day better
@sunoobread6791
@sunoobread6791 2 года назад
fr
@arreyaar
@arreyaar 2 года назад
Rm 💕💕
@malcumfoo3893
@malcumfoo3893 2 года назад
aaah the goverment and other stupid stuff
@alive1213
@alive1213 2 года назад
@ish ♡ I also want to know but let us leave it there ....
@g.ricepad9470
@g.ricepad9470 2 года назад
It’s just pure Gen Z humor
@panppel8976
@panppel8976 2 года назад
I appreciate the fact that you add subtitles, thanks 💜
@vc.mochi3429
@vc.mochi3429 2 года назад
Her videos give me energy to study for my finals (writing this at 2 am as I procrastinate on studying)
@silveralpaca3861
@silveralpaca3861 2 года назад
Honestly clothing line wise considering some designs for merch could be a good start. I'd definitely buy some merch for sure!
@blepaknee822
@blepaknee822 2 года назад
defiantly?
@yotuba9493
@yotuba9493 2 года назад
Ye same! As long as it's not like 30 dollar a shirt, meesa broke
@4NNEL15
@4NNEL15 2 года назад
Yes! I would love to buy her merch!
@dirtman118
@dirtman118 2 года назад
Nice hat :))
@sindhu10
@sindhu10 2 года назад
“that’s right, put the face reveal question in the thumbnail to get more *hits* and *clicks* ” *sniffles* she knows the youtube algorithm so well
@waddledeedeee
@waddledeedeee 2 года назад
shes growing so fast🥺
@sobanahmad7605
@sobanahmad7605 2 года назад
your the type of junior who i would love to hangout with. the minimalistic way of portraying ur sarcastic skills alongside ur elegance is truly admirable young one
@jaeeee-
@jaeeee- 2 года назад
about the mask question/answer, tbh ur probably one of my favourite youtubers and I think it shows how much I value your content, and I think it’s clever as more people see u as u are
@dhriti8847
@dhriti8847 2 года назад
“i eat it like a real man.” i can’t be the only one who thought she was talking about eating men. with her biscuit cereal…
@vangyng
@vangyng 2 года назад
AYO
@maleineperle1770
@maleineperle1770 2 года назад
I gotta say I love your POV
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
3:55 Hmm... *interesting*
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
Yes yum raw men
@xd-tandem_slayer-xd8042
@xd-tandem_slayer-xd8042 2 года назад
Sus
@daisuokie
@daisuokie 2 года назад
I LOVE THIS ALREADY
@daisuokie
@daisuokie 2 года назад
woah-
@daisuokie
@daisuokie 2 года назад
OMFG YOU HEARTED MY COMMENT
@karenoberoi
@karenoberoi 2 года назад
CONGRATS
@imuncreative1626
@imuncreative1626 2 года назад
The chaotic energy in these videos is something else. It’s great
@Agenderfloorspaghetti
@Agenderfloorspaghetti 6 месяцев назад
3:29 100% agree, blood is my favorite flavor of cereal
@justjames4
@justjames4 2 года назад
The reason you provided for why you wear a mask was really good. If I ever take making content on RU-vid seriously, I would prefer to not show my face either because I want people to focus on other aspects of what I would post too!
@Coffeegirl739
@Coffeegirl739 2 года назад
If I were her I would like to avoid creeps that know my face including ’Applebees’ 👌
@sleepy2683
@sleepy2683 2 года назад
Nobody: Falines banner: *note to self: make this pretty later* It's been a long time faline... *a long time......*
@thatonedude2228
@thatonedude2228 2 года назад
Procrastinates in life is pain
@Starry_Tones
@Starry_Tones 2 года назад
Adhd am I rite
@trickiflix.4116
@trickiflix.4116 2 года назад
7:39 THE QUEEN IS ALMOST THERE NOW
@istanwaytoomuchgroups8312
@istanwaytoomuchgroups8312 2 года назад
okay but- IT TOOK ME AN HOURR TO FIND THIS VIDEO cause i saw your vid of you *impulsively* dying your hair pink and here i am at 9:52
@jinx5257
@jinx5257 2 года назад
faline: *researching if piss should be clear* me: "how to kick a child"
@whizz_0711
@whizz_0711 2 года назад
Step 1: life your leg in a 90 degree angle Step 2: swing with all your might Step 3: rejoice Step 4: escape the country cause their parents are trying to sue you
@ilomewomen
@ilomewomen 2 года назад
@@whizz_0711 Nice, uh, parents
@Moonmin13
@Moonmin13 2 года назад
@@whizz_0711 but if you wanna escape the country, you need money to go to another country. But I have no mfing money-
@whizz_0711
@whizz_0711 2 года назад
@@Moonmin13 illegal migration-
@Anon.279
@Anon.279 Год назад
@@Moonmin13 then kick an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents? (Actually please don’t do this)
@maleineperle1770
@maleineperle1770 2 года назад
"So basically, I'm Italian" I'm tempted to unsubscribe just so I can subscribe again! "No Milk, only PAIN" The more I watch it, the better it gets
@aperson6463
@aperson6463 2 года назад
i read that as no pilk only pain
@natia-krew3951
@natia-krew3951 2 года назад
@@aperson6463 🥛🐄P. I. L. K 🐷🌸 I will know use this a bit 🥛🌸
@floorjomama
@floorjomama Год назад
WE WILL NEVER FORGET AMBER AND BOO-BOO😩
@adyfern
@adyfern 2 года назад
u make my day better😩😩😩
@yongjia.mp3
@yongjia.mp3 2 года назад
the bunny ears are adorable~ i’m so proud of mother axolot’s fashion sense 🥲
@aanyas.5830
@aanyas.5830 2 года назад
faline: we should stop telling people what their ethnicity is me: but what about oily lotion? faline: except for oily london-
@Jovanoc
@Jovanoc 2 года назад
o i l y l o t i o n
@shyamnarayan4933
@shyamnarayan4933 2 года назад
o i l y l o i o n
@shlaghyachaturvedi9499
@shlaghyachaturvedi9499 2 года назад
o l i v e o i l
@Imthe_womanizer
@Imthe_womanizer 2 года назад
o i l y l o n d o n
@oneperson1772
@oneperson1772 2 года назад
o i l l e p r e c h a u n
@danielberkowitz3524
@danielberkowitz3524 2 года назад
It is very impressive that someone at your age has gotten so big on RU-vid. It is a great accomplishment that you should be proud of. All of the best.
@bellarose6456
@bellarose6456 Год назад
Why just why are you so amazing?
@froggycheckers
@froggycheckers 2 года назад
"People with green eyes? Close them." Me, whose eyes can look more on the green side or more on the blue side depending on lighting: *sweats nervously*
@thatonedude2228
@thatonedude2228 2 года назад
Turn off the light so that they don’t look like any colour quickly before it’s too late
@froggycheckers
@froggycheckers 2 года назад
@@thatonedude2228 An excellent solution!
@stanmebrat819
@stanmebrat819 2 года назад
I have red eyes- Naturally btw
@sigh17849
@sigh17849 2 года назад
@@stanmebrat819 unless you're albino it's literally impossible for you to have natural red eyes
@stanmebrat819
@stanmebrat819 2 года назад
@@sigh17849 idk that i was joking 🙂
@isaiahvolcy3751
@isaiahvolcy3751 2 года назад
"doctors hate him" LMAOOOO never change Faline!
@isaiahvolcy3751
@isaiahvolcy3751 2 года назад
also good on you for setting your own boundries!
@theramendutchman
@theramendutchman 2 года назад
Wait wait, she said she eats cereal like a real man, and the meme said "Doctors hate *him*" Is... Is Faline..?
@heejinscementbrownies1385
@heejinscementbrownies1385 2 года назад
@@theramendutchman she uses any pronouns
@theramendutchman
@theramendutchman 2 года назад
@@heejinscementbrownies1385 Ahh okay makes sense!
@Winter61742
@Winter61742 2 года назад
"I will bake a cake" *Your honor they're on their Ranboo arc*
@MillythePotato
@MillythePotato 2 года назад
Thank god I'm not the only one who taught of this
@kookixie6910
@kookixie6910 2 года назад
Omg same 😂
@user-qw5td3ki1j
@user-qw5td3ki1j 2 года назад
I thought of this as well lol
@muffim_tv
@muffim_tv 2 года назад
LMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 2 года назад
It's a prerequisite for every aspiring content creator
@alikawaiicat6206
@alikawaiicat6206 2 года назад
Oh and i love all of your hairstyle’s
@tikent-snulfwoer
@tikent-snulfwoer 2 года назад
"Don't put the milk in." YESSSSS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKED IT BETTER THAT WAY!!!
@Lvly01
@Lvly01 2 года назад
I was so stressed about this, finally i found someone !!
@user-rz7wk5zd5x
@user-rz7wk5zd5x 2 года назад
as i sit here with a bowl of cereal n a glass of milk … am i the only who does that ??
@NOAMGIM
@NOAMGIM 2 года назад
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT TOO!!!
@cannedsquid
@cannedsquid 2 года назад
@@user-rz7wk5zd5x I do that when I don't want to wash a bowl XD
@everlore5636
@everlore5636 2 года назад
Yesss me too it’s better that way 😭
@ardntierre
@ardntierre 2 года назад
"I'm Malaysian but I'm living in Vietnam, so basically I'm Italian" No, No Faline.. you see.. If you take 1 and 2 together, what do you get? i do not know. but if you rotate the equation up to 360 degrees, what do you get? i do not know either. In conclusion, faline you are not italian.. you are.. *mexican*
@user-rs2li9cc8y
@user-rs2li9cc8y 2 года назад
Fool she's a marshin
@user-rs2li9cc8y
@user-rs2li9cc8y 2 года назад
**Martin
@thedarknessherself3454
@thedarknessherself3454 2 года назад
@@user-rs2li9cc8y *Martian
@user-rs2li9cc8y
@user-rs2li9cc8y 2 года назад
@@thedarknessherself3454 Shit I didnt even notice that
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 2 года назад
@@user-rs2li9cc8y m a r t i n
@autumnxvirgo
@autumnxvirgo 5 месяцев назад
FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO AGREES ON MY CEREAL TAKE ❤
@Mepholar
@Mepholar 2 года назад
Love the message for your past self. About the mask vs no mask, it doesn’t matter to me. You’re a refreshing and funny person I love to watch. A little part of me feels wearing a mask feels alienating, as in the USA that only became common with covid. Also that mystique of having a mask makes the thought of revealing it all the more enticing. p.p.s. Mask and bunny ears matched well and were fun. Would miss out on that if you went no mask.
@sophiedenise
@sophiedenise 2 года назад
She answers our questions for FREE _What a queen_
@hani_exe
@hani_exe 2 года назад
@Thx ❤ stop spamming
@user-fu6yh8cg1z
@user-fu6yh8cg1z 2 года назад
Ikr😌
@felixmylove0325
@felixmylove0325 2 года назад
yes she is a queen ✨✨
@jennifervantassel6173
@jennifervantassel6173 2 года назад
I'm American, but live in Germany, so basically that makes me..Saturnian.
@AzraelTekkenSarran
@AzraelTekkenSarran 2 года назад
Just got your Vids in my recommendations. Genuine premium content here. I thank you a lot for your work. Please keep it coming.
@hekero
@hekero 2 года назад
OMG i love your videos! You have a great sense of humor!
@Vampyricc
@Vampyricc 2 года назад
"You sad, lonely people" *Well....that's not incorrect*
@shreyags5271
@shreyags5271 2 года назад
okay look, the earth sandwich™ might not be considered a light meal by HUMANS but if we were to consider a being that weighs 5.972 × 10²⁵ kilograms, to them it would indeed be, a light meal. and since our definition does not at any point mention humans, the earth sandwich™ is in fact a sandwich
@theeditaesthetic
@theeditaesthetic 2 года назад
an intellectual is in the comments y’all lets boost this up
@medickris4866
@medickris4866 2 года назад
Well, technically we're talking about the Earth here. There are stuff on and inside of it. Although searching up stuff didn't get me far, I think there's a small percentage of edible things on Earth while everything else isn't. Since the Earth is made mostly of crust, mantle, outer core, inner core, and every other thing. Those aren't edible because you cannot eat rocks, a bunch of silicone rocky material, and liquid iron plus nickle. Two slices of bread on opposite sides of the Earth wouldn't even make it into the area where you can even taste it if we're talking about two normal slices because of the unedible things. In theory, we would be eating whatever Earth's made of and would pretty much die (As normal sized humans). If we were to take your idea and pretend that being is larger than (12,756 kilo? I'm not a smart person) and weighs more than 5.972 x 10²⁵ plus being able to consume anything, then yes the earth sandwich™ would be a sandwich and a light meal.
@nulnoh219
@nulnoh219 2 года назад
Er... Galactus that you?
@dhwanidivate4822
@dhwanidivate4822 2 года назад
@@medickris4866 i had a stroke reading this i-
@sergeybauman1
@sergeybauman1 2 года назад
@@dhwanidivate4822 you didn’t finish your sentence. Let me finish it for you: I like to go In park and eat kids
@prayk11
@prayk11 2 года назад
For some reason youtube recommended your channel to me. You're really good at entertaining, the video felt like only a few minutes. I don't even know what your channel is about but I'm subscribing right away.
@Sticky_puppies24
@Sticky_puppies24 2 года назад
Your jokes are literally so brilliant! Like I don't laugh out loud when I'm by myself, but it's midnight and I'm freakn dying In my bed to a QnA. What a way to go😂 I'm subscribed for life, your awesome!♥️😄
@jenniemochixo
@jenniemochixo 2 года назад
Advice from someone doing both advertising and design and communication - do design communications and have your mahout be advertising if that’s what you want. You get a much broader scope of design mediums in DC and can choose many different sub areas to learn in, like you could major in advertising but also take illustration units
@emilia732
@emilia732 2 года назад
so nobody's gonna talk about how faline has a tab called 'HOW TO KICK A CHILD' 💀💀💀 (4:52)
@nancyhv5397
@nancyhv5397 2 года назад
😭😭OMDS
@atheistnutwhogetsmildlyann5182
@atheistnutwhogetsmildlyann5182 2 года назад
I prefer to drop kick de baby as it one shots the baby and I don't have to hear it cry
@capricesunn
@capricesunn 2 года назад
I-
@xxpixelxx7619
@xxpixelxx7619 2 года назад
AHAHAHAHA
@Onion133
@Onion133 2 года назад
@confusion I give him the most random object and tell him he should go on a walk with it,maybe some magic will happen
@SuicideBunny6
@SuicideBunny6 2 года назад
“I just wanna see what the world looks like before I leave it” Beautifully said.
@thommmyoyo
@thommmyoyo 2 года назад
"so what if it cuts the roof of my mouth, and make me bleed sometimes" "ThAt AddS tO tHE flAvOUr" she is to iconic in to many ways fellas... we dont deserve her. 🔪😩💕💜
@matchochi3340
@matchochi3340 2 года назад
“So basically I am Malaysian Chinese but I currently live in Vietnam, which means I am Italian” This made me laugh so hard
@Northwood420
@Northwood420 Год назад
Welp guess I am Italian now
@basilbae
@basilbae 2 года назад
“It displays an image to the outside for acceptance, yet it could never truly be that projection.” Me when my homophobic relatives ask if I have a boyfriend yet 😍💅
@raavir8651
@raavir8651 2 года назад
ofc you don’t have a bf lmao ur pfp is wayyy too awesome for that /lh
@user-gf3hj1me9y
@user-gf3hj1me9y 2 года назад
i'm sorry that your relatives are homophobic, i hope you're doing well! also i like your ranboo pfp
@buntafujiwara7698
@buntafujiwara7698 2 года назад
Valid lmao
@gayatriunni549
@gayatriunni549 2 года назад
ayyy alphabet mafia unite. sorry for hijacking your comment lmao. but i’m aroace, but i told my parents i was bi like a while back and we just like never talked about it again but they now use gender neutral language when talking about Potential Future Romantic Partner™ and it’s honestly hilarious. “so uh…..do you ha- are you dating someone? uhm is there any bo- anyone you like?” and internally i’m just like “you think i fall for the illusion of romance like you pathetic mortals?” and i’m also laughing like a lunatic
@basilbae
@basilbae 2 года назад
@@gayatriunni549 I told my parents I’m gay, and now instead of “they boys will be lining up at your door” my dad uses “the boys or girls or whatever” and I found that really funny
@gamingandmoreyeah8747
@gamingandmoreyeah8747 2 года назад
I love how she sounds so smart when she was talking about thw earth being a sandwich fav part right there
@indeedical26
@indeedical26 2 года назад
me being happy that faline uploaded Faline: welcome you sad lonely people
@shaez5281
@shaez5281 2 года назад
Not u again lol-
@indeedical26
@indeedical26 2 года назад
@@shaez5281 well um hi 👀
@shaez5281
@shaez5281 2 года назад
@@indeedical26 hey lol
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
I DiDNt nEEd tO bE ExPoSEd
@maham1561
@maham1561 2 года назад
"If earth is a ball why am I not a ball" I actually laughed so hard on that-
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
nO BUT FR
@xdoorx
@xdoorx 2 года назад
"well the earth isn't a nerd so why are you one"
@blackandblack7
@blackandblack7 2 года назад
7:52 i always feel the need to replay the banana clip whenever i see it it’s perfect.
@YURI-OFFICIAL
@YURI-OFFICIAL 2 года назад
I think i reason people like to know peoples faces is it can actually make it alot easier for people to engage with the content
@dominiquedeen2113
@dominiquedeen2113 2 года назад
The earth could technically be eaten by a black hole or some other creature we do not know of yet, or maybe even the universe itself, as a light meal, so the earth does fulfill all three conditions. Also, the earth is constantly a sandwich, since there is a great chance that there are always two pieces of bread on opposite sides of the earth that lie parallel.
@nick-vw8hb
@nick-vw8hb 2 года назад
But if there's more than two pieces of bread then it won't be considered as a sandwich
@dominiquedeen2113
@dominiquedeen2113 2 года назад
@@nick-vw8hb It could be multiple sandwiches at the same time tho
@angryretailbanker5103
@angryretailbanker5103 2 года назад
I know what Faline said about Malaysia that could have the government coming after her. She opposes their "anti-child kicking" legislation.
@mrmimeprime4149
@mrmimeprime4149 2 года назад
Lmao
@pinkfairy18
@pinkfairy18 2 года назад
1:12 "so basically...I am Italian" I swear this made me laugh for a solid minute-
@jyngk
@jyngk 2 года назад
Wow! Your growing fast Faline! Today morning, you had 800k !
@lavioca8304
@lavioca8304 2 года назад
can we just appreciate the akatsuki robe behind her
@mono_poisoner
@mono_poisoner 2 года назад
akatsuki robe appreciated
@frenchvanilla1575
@frenchvanilla1575 2 года назад
"Except for oily london" FALINE YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE PERSON THANK YOU
@adaminamohsinsiddiqui6775
@adaminamohsinsiddiqui6775 Год назад
Lol I call him oily lotion
@si-1255
@si-1255 Год назад
5:59 that "thank you" was sooo cute 🥺🥺
@crguardado
@crguardado 2 года назад
That TED talk part is hilarious. And the sandwich paradox is genius.
@lavioca8304
@lavioca8304 2 года назад
“that’s right... get the face reveal question on the thumbnail for all the taps and clicks” -our lord and savior faline san
@daerik6805
@daerik6805 2 года назад
Did you make a new space sword?
@SiIker.
@SiIker. 2 года назад
"How to kick a child", I see we have a common interest in the ways of exteriorizing our feelings.
@surelySING
@surelySING 2 года назад
I LOVE EVERYTHING SHE SAYS ITS HILARIOUS, I'm dead.
@b4.summerglowup
@b4.summerglowup 2 года назад
I actually just started watching ur videos, and I love them
@imgoodnotgreat.3260
@imgoodnotgreat.3260 2 года назад
"Maybe I' ll be able to do it one day when I don't have the social skills of an isopod". "When will you go live?" -"I can't I have a MacBook with ✨ respiratory problems ✨" I love this channel so damn much ♥
@elliethebunny9082
@elliethebunny9082 2 года назад
*"except for oily london bring that b- back to the United Kingdom I swear"* -Faline San 2021
@blessedcocoa5729
@blessedcocoa5729 2 года назад
But we don't want him. Leave him in the English Channel, closer to Calais though, Let the French deal with him.
@blessedcocoa5729
@blessedcocoa5729 2 года назад
@@FishbedFive Will do. Thanks for taking him. We didn't know what to do with him.
@blessedcocoa5729
@blessedcocoa5729 2 года назад
@@FishbedFive 🤣
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 2 года назад
no, please, don’t let him get anywhere near us
@castorsdoodliez
@castorsdoodliez 2 года назад
@@FishbedFive thank you so much, as an irish person im very grateful
@teenagecuriosity5664
@teenagecuriosity5664 2 года назад
Faline: 'Eating cereal without milk' More than half of the population: We don't do that here
@grinningidiot
@grinningidiot 2 года назад
I subbed for the one liners. This video does not disappoint.
@rawgel9526
@rawgel9526 2 года назад
"How is your mental health? You joke too much about it" "Hehe" That makes me worry even more lol
@92920anya
@92920anya 2 года назад
Faline!!! Thank you finally a qna :)) and congrats so close to 1 mil, y’all get her there
@92920anya
@92920anya 2 года назад
@N0t RickR0ll👇👋 no don’t click
@92920anya
@92920anya 2 года назад
@Thx ❤ bruh
@92920anya
@92920anya 2 года назад
She hearted me :))
@shaez5281
@shaez5281 2 года назад
@@92920anya congrats :))
@92920anya
@92920anya 2 года назад
@@shaez5281 thanks she’s my favorite
@dylanfield7098
@dylanfield7098 Год назад
Thank you so much for your comments on masks like how it’s like a headband or bracelet I’ve been trying to make all these points to people for the past several years and they never get it
@ShelbyLikesStuff
@ShelbyLikesStuff Месяц назад
While Faline was saying his boundaries I just thought “I wanna eat those glasses.”
@mr.pugglesworth398
@mr.pugglesworth398 2 года назад
Faline is a queen. It rhymes so it must be true.
@austinrenner9568
@austinrenner9568 2 года назад
That banana clip may well be the most laugh-inducing piece of cinematic wonderment I have ever seen
@johnorsomeone4609
@johnorsomeone4609 2 года назад
I especially appreciated your in-depth examination of the age old “could the Earth be a sandwich” conundrum. That question haunts me.
@benjaminwilliam6643
@benjaminwilliam6643 2 года назад
I hope you could get to 1 mill soon. Legit cant wait for that cake lmao
@pastelchii8206
@pastelchii8206 2 года назад
8:01 *“Cookin’ like a chef I’m a five star Michelin”* - Felix from Stray Kids
@seungminsabc
@seungminsabc 2 года назад
EXACTLY SAY IT LOUDER
@kkat3918
@kkat3918 10 месяцев назад
Exactly what I thought
@isra6145
@isra6145 2 года назад
"Hello axolots, you sad, lonely, people." Me who hasn't made friends in the 1 week I've been at school: 😶
@lynnie5478
@lynnie5478 2 года назад
@Thx ❤ Spammer
@fnafanims880
@fnafanims880 2 года назад
9:54 she actually did dye her hair pink. We love you sm faline keep on following ur dreams
@hubertlast9777
@hubertlast9777 2 года назад
6:50 ah yes ok the ace vibes i was getting were right or at least close
@mitsuzeki5704
@mitsuzeki5704 2 года назад
Loving the "how to kick a child" tab just chillin there
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