Apparently, Nintendo made a Princess Peach game... 

Absolutely brilliant to tell kids to ask their parents where the “vibe scepter” is in their own house

I feel the kidnapping part for bowser always goes smoothly no matter who it is. Begs the question why he just doesn't kidnap everyone at once.

I get that its supposed to be vibe like 'emotions' but man, someone at the Nintendo of America translation team was laughing their ass off while working on this.

I hope he titles his playthrough of the new Peach game “Apparently, Nintendo made ANOTHER Princess Peach game.”

It feels like the writers did the thing where they write a vibrator bit in as a joke thinking it will get rejected, but the higher ups don't get it so the script gets approved and now they have to do it

0:28 "Is that a vibrator joke?" 17:57 "IS THAT A VIBRATOR JOKE?!" This is the best full circle moment I've ever seen

my sister and i were OBSESSED with this game as kids and to this day i’ve never felt the need to play any other mario game because it could never be as fun as lighting people on fire with your rage on command, something every girl has probably wished she could do at least once in her life

i love the fact: Luigi, despite his fear, faces the ghosts. Peach having to be the heroine is still a sweet and gentle princess. in mario and luigi 3 rpg, bowser even appearing to be one of the protagonists was still the fearsome king koopa with his own reasons. I mean, regardless of the role, they do not lose their essence

This game is the epitome of "no one will actually play this game seriously, so let's have all the fun while making it ourselves". And whoever directed this game must've just let the team go ape shit on every aspect.

Peach's emotions are extremely controlled in this game actually. She can go to extremes of particularly feelings and then calm right back down like flipping a switch.

I loved this game and I thought the enemy designs were fantastic And her spinning the Toads after saving them was just so wholesome

This was literally one of the only games I had on my DS and the fact that someone is finally talking about it makes me so unbelievably happy even though I never beat it

My older sister had this game on the DS and it’s both one of our favorites. Before she graduated college we actually beat it together and it was one of the happiest memories I’ve ever had.

To be honest Peach has her emotions on comand. She isn't portrait as emotional but as a sociopath who uses her "emotions" as weapons to reach her goal.

"fight with uncontrolled emotions" Literally controlling her emotions as abilities.

Alpharad really unlocked my suppressed memories of being bullied in school for playing a ‘girl game’ as a dude. 90% of my bullies wound up being trans in high school.

I remember that I asked my mom where her happy stick was because of this game.

I remember hearing the vibe scepter exists in Super Mario RPG. It's hidden behind a wall in Peach's room and if you find it, a maid comes and takes it from you and pays you to forget you saw it. and the end of this game confirms what we were all thinking

The vibe scepter is making everyone else emotional, but Peach has such good control of her emotions that she can use them to solve puzzles.

0:53 a parasol? *insert fedora* PERRY THE PARASOL!

Just imagining a kid finishing the game and innocently going to their mom and ask "mom, where'd you hide the vibe scepter? I want to use it's magical powers pleeaaase" is terrifying

Honestly these "basically unknown games that actually kinda slaps in their own weird way" videos are my favorite. You can never predict what these off-beat games will throw at you and Alpharad just is great at reacting to nonsense.

Isn't Peach literally just the one in perfect control of her emotions? Kinda the opposite of what he said at the beginning. Like the game shows her guards all unable to control their emotions at all, and Peach here is still in perfect control and able to use the amplified emotions to save Mario and everything else. Like, yeah you can make it misogynistic if you ignore the actual story entirely. They used emotion for her powers because that's just in line with the game itself. Like how the Vibe Scepter affects emotions, the only person seemingly unaffected by it is the princess who has perfect control of her emotions

0:53 Dr Doofenshmirtz: Curse you Perry the parasol! Lmao

The genuine surprise at the ending plot twist, truly a wonderful piece of writing that even Jacob wasn't expecting

This game has been criminally underrated for the longest time. My sister used to play the crap out of it as a kid

Everyone's already pointed out that Peach actually has control of her emotions, but I don't see anyone mention that Bowser's henchmen didn't screw up, the were told to take the entire kingdom, but Peach wasn't there.

The way how he unintentionally predicts the most unlikely of crude jokes just goes to show how dangerous this man's powers are.

Finally, a game that makes you feel the same emotions as an anime fan on prom night.

Man predicted the new peach game

Honestly, I don’t think the emotion powers are so bad since she has them in control. This is one of the first times we see an expressive Peach. But it’s also a power I can image the other Mario characters using

Excellent pixel art. Excellent music. Fun gameplay. Love this game.

9:52 Her power actually fits perfectly with the lore of the mario games: Since she sets on fire or creates a flood when being mad or sad, she stays neutral which explains her lack of personality

I owned this game as a kid and I still have it. I absolutely adored it!!! The music was so fun, the replay is worth it, and finding all the toads is so much fun!!! Ugh, it is such an amazing game

MADE THIS VIDEO A MONTH BEFORE THE SECOND GAME WAS ANOUNCED

It’s incredible that, in typical Alpharad fashion, this video went full circle with a vibe joke that Jacob didn’t even know was canon

And in today’s installment in “Alpharad plays questionable games,” Peach and Perry the Parasol chase after a Vibrator with the power of exaggerated emotions and Vore!

ironic how alpha would play this game from 2005 less than a month before the successor is announced

I never played this but I always wanted to. The thought of a hero with the powers of the 4 humors was always a cool idea to me. Plus she can float with an umbrella? Thats a great powerset

I got this because I’m a girl and anyone in my family who bought me DS games as a gift would never buy me Mario stuff- but I was super happy with this game! I think maybe it’s purpose was to make it to the audience of young girls whose parents would most likely buy them this game instead of a Mario game. Getting to kick a bunch of enemies butts as Peach was entirely new to me, and it made me want to dress up as her for Halloween that year. I still love the OST with the full reprise of Parry’s Backstory song being my favorite. The game is more similar to a Yoshi’s Island game which I think features a lot more creative puzzles and abilities than a typical Mario game. (Also I’m not entirely sure, but I think using Peach’s emotions as powers was like… because Bowser was using the Scepter to throw everyone’s emotions out of wack, except Peach who had strong enough control over her emotions to not be affected by it. I *think* that was the game’s reason but I’m not sure, my point being that I don’t think it was really misogynistic) I’ll always appreciate that I was one of the few people who played this game as a kid.

As a Super Princess Peach speedrunner, I can confirm that this game sure exists.

3:55 Yeah...about that...

When I was younger I apparently had a cartridge of this game, but I didn’t play it, until years later when I was bored and was like “you know what? Sure.” It was a lot of fun, and I managed to get to the final world, but somehow I lost the cartridge and couldn’t find it anywhere which sucked

I remember back in elementary school, everybody knew me as the guy with the DS. One day, a girl I hung out with a lot with gave me Super Princess Peach, and told me to finish it. I actually beat the game in a week, but after I did, the girl told me to keep the game. I still proud of myself for that.

When I was a kid, I wanted nothing more in the world than to play Super Princess Peach simply because I liked Mario games and I LOVED Princess Peach. Never did play it but definitely holds a place in my heart

here after the nintendo direct talking about a new peach game

0:53 what kinda parasol are you, a yellow parasol? Perry the yellow parasol? PERRY THE PARASOL

A story about Peach traveling to save her boyfriend and get her vibrator back sounds hilarious tbh

The fact that I actually played this game as a kid and vividly remember those four coloured hearts on the screen is astonishing to me as all memories of the gameplay have been completely forgotten

Welp theres gonna be a new peach game

This was one of my favorite games as a kid and seeing Alpharad cheese it through the entire game using the powers makes me die a little inside because I'd always do it the way intended and never beat it lol

“Uncontrolled emotions” The game:”control your emotions to defeat bowser’s forces”

Man i loved this game as a kid I never saw it as sexist either, because the main character defeats all the enemies while being in perfect control of her emotions. Watching it now as an adult, the sex jokes are making me think twice about that lol but I also feel like it's one of those Spongebob moments where the game works for children and adults in different ways. It's just that I don't like the way it works for adults whatsoever

The Lost Woods are actually a bad comparison for the the old "guess the right exit or be sent back to the start" - riddle, since you don't have to brute-force them. The music of the area gets louder when you are near the right exit, they are not about memorization.

3:53 Well, that might be happening now…

This game went insanely hard

Whenever I think of SPP, I always feel like it's closer to a Yoshi's Island game not only because of the enemies and the change in character line-up but also in gameplay. It's hard to describe.

i watched a part of this video just before nintendo announced a new princess peach game. fate.

Super Princess Peach 2 coming

Correction, her emotions are so under control she can call upon literally fires rage, right after torrential sadness right after actually walking on air..

This game holds a special place in my heart. Thank you for playing it!

“A sequel that did not happen” Aged like fine milk.

3:52 It’s been a month. This has aged like fine wine.

0:16 - about the “made her fight with her uncontrolled emotions” actually she’s the only one with control of her emotions in the entire game. The story states that everyone in the mushroom kingdom lost control of their emotions and because of that everything went to shit. Princess peach then, being the only one that can actually control her emotions (that even translates to gameplay, since you can literally choose the emotion you want at any given time) has to then fight her way through all of this to fix the situation. The marketing for this game also stated that she’s in complete control of her emotions and that’s why she can change it at any time. So it’s not being sexist, the game is trying to do the exact opposite and say that the “powerful woman has control”

I can't be the only one that thinks that the art of the game looks REALLY good, those dry bones may be the best I have ever seen beside literal 3d

PERRY THE PARASOL

So they're actually making a sequel, or so it seems Eat your heart out, Ken Penders

I can just imagine the board of directors coming up with Peach's powers in a meeting

Alpharad: (looks at umbrella) a parasol? Parasol: (gets in Peach’s hand) Alpharad: PERRY THE PARASOL?!?!?

for a sec i thought this was a reaction video to yesterdays direct

3:56 well it did in the latest direct

Damn, I can really relate to the ending. I personally have a Vibe Scepter hidden inside my home.

I think the emotions showcase how much control she has over them, since she can just turn it on and off like that

Ain't no way SilvaGunner made a reference to 8:48 man.

the sequel has been anounce today actually

This game is honestly so much fun and so solid as a platformer

I think an argument can be made both ways about the power set in this game. Yes, Peach uses her ~womanly emotions~ to save the day, but also Peach turns her EMOTIONS into WEAPONS and that’s still badass in my book. Aso, Bowser and his minions are dealing with the exact same uncontrollable emotions so they’re technically on equal footing and Peach still wins in the end.

This video feels very timely now.

Nintendo liked this video so much they gave Peach another game

I remember playing this game all the time when I was a kid. It was a ton of fun, but I could never complete it because I couldn't find all the Toads to unlock the final level. Honestly, I would love for this game to get a sequel. Could even have a four player option where you play as Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, and Pauline.

Super Princess Peach is very weird but very charming. Like if I ever need to play something cozy, I play this one. It’s got a very special place in my heart

03:55- Nintendo Direct june 2023: welllllllllllll

0:49 “A sentient Parasol?” *Perry puts on their fedora* *gasp* “PERRY THE SENTIENT PARASOL!?”

I can guarantee that some kid played this game, found their mothers Hitachi Wand, then ran around the house pretending to be Princess Peach with the Vibe Scepter.

Peach: “Whose idea was this?!” 😡 Daisy: “Whose idea was this?!” 😆 Rosalina: “…whose idea was this…?” 😕

Crazy that this dropped a month before nintendo announces a new peach game 😲

3 months on HRT, and can I just say.. I WISH my emotions came with superpowers. I've cried more in 3 months than in 10 years.

17:37 ayo😂 in a Nintendo game…..🤨📸

The "LOST WOODS" parts of the video were just peak comedy to be honest

3:52 This aged like fine wine

17:57 Yeah, if I've learn something about Nintendo games is, don't make jokes, they KNOW you are going to make them, and they will make them before you do.

17:05 Damn peach, that's his brother😨

Fun Fact: Link was made to be androgynous to make both boys and girls to relate. The unexpected side affect was Link became a Bisexuals dream twink years later.

3:54 This age well

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn" is just what that final fight is

If anything, Peach was in total control of her emotions (via you the player), meanwhile the enemies are stuck with one emotion and are running around wily-nily.

11:12 I was NOT expecting that damning scream out of nowhere lol

And now they have a new peach game today.

3:53 after the lastest nintendo direct, this aged pretty badly

That ending is the Mario equivalent of the final scene from the Teen Titans Go movie that has kids ask their parents where babies come from