Are You Garbage: Bert Kreischer - Florida Man

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Are You Garbage Presents stand up comedian and podcast host Bert Kreischer aka THE MACHINE! You Know Bert Kreischer from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave Podcast w/ Tom Segura, Bertcast, Joe Rogan Podcast, Barstool, Netflix, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von & more!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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10 сен 2024

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@TheOriginalTroll 2 года назад

Foley saying “it’s the Mandalorian effect!“ with full confidence, in the middle of Bert thinking they’re called “Toast ‘em Strudels” is a Top 10 AYG Moment

@helpis0ntheway 2 года назад

I am forever saying Mandalorian Effect from now on!

@kylemcgill2966 2 года назад

I actually like the Mandalorian effect better😂

@JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 года назад

Trash

@commanderjonson2610 2 года назад

@@helpis0ntheway lol Mandela spent years in prison surviving just to be misremembered as dying when he strived to survive… and now…. Now you wanna replace his namesake with the most badass StarWars character since ep 5…

@derekladyga1716 2 года назад

Sry my dicklessinya made me read 'top GAY moment'

@Tkeane8 2 года назад

“I have an arguably true story” should go on Brent’s gravestone

@emerson5077 2 года назад

"god, i love fajitas" could also be good 😂

@Chris-P 2 года назад

If Tommy Buns has anything to do with it, the tombstone will just read, "Muh Sheen" lol

@ifacecheck 2 года назад

"we can't have giraffes at our zoo" I spit out my beer, god dammit.

@rileygally2967 2 года назад

I plan on using this in the future lol

@evolutionaryapostle5488 2 года назад

I lost it

@TheMnj96 2 года назад

Btw there are definitely giraffes at that zoo but they are tucked away lmao still funny

@willthomas7666 2 года назад

Cool good to know,I so desperately needed that question answered before I die,thank you for clarifying that^

@AudreyDoesWords 2 года назад

"How many teeth do you think you have?" might be one of the best questions in the history of this show.

@zacharypedeville6235 2 года назад

“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” is the perfect explanation of Bert

@kw1213 2 года назад

1:24:04 The look Foley gives Bert when he says that everyone gets their own lobster is pure love.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

"You had me at 'butter-on-Oreos.'"

@lewisg4081 2 года назад

I love how almost everything Bart said blew them away he belongs in the garbage hall of fame

@hardcorhedcase 2 года назад

It's unbelievable if you have any intelligence, Bert is simply a compulsive liar.

@Bloo_Bear 2 года назад

they should replace john Cena with Berty boy as the face of Glad over here 😂😂💀

@cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад

I've rewatched this episode like 10 times now, it's AMAZING... I got introduced to porn by a serial killer. We can't have giraffes at our zoo. There was a kid smoldering aftering getting struck by lightning. Awww Toast em stroodles!?!? That's the mandalorian effect.

@jaypers232 2 года назад

The single family home bit was unreal. Then foley going straight into Publix was absolutely hilarious

@Bloo_Bear 2 года назад

@@cornelionsqween8028 "i inhale my own bodily fluids for fun and i wipe shit on my balls, ion giva Fuck!" 🤣😂😂

@Devi1n555 2 года назад

I've never laughed audibly so much during a podcast. this was the perfect combo

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Love to hear that. Thanks brotha

@MrNicvdb 2 года назад

The single family home bit was so good I was literally hurting from laughing so hard, Bert is the perfect guest for this pod. 💀

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahahaha hes the best!

@amberwilliams8240 2 года назад

I rewound that part so many times

@bradfordeldridge9329 Год назад

I thought you guys mean’t my mom being a single parent too.

@L4-295 Год назад

Bro lmaoo Foley immediately put his face in his hands 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@jessithelibrarian5383 2 года назад

Love the sparkle in Foley's eyes when he food bonds with a guest! Fun episode! We refer to the rotisserie chicken as an astronaut chicken because it lives in it's own little spacesuit.

@npreshaw 2 года назад

It's known as a bachelors handbag here.

@imnotbenavery9220 2 года назад

My fatass was looking for a notepad, hot tips!

@bougiebum9138 2 года назад

He really needs to get on a Bert routine so that he can still binge and have his fun but without gaining much size/weight. Worried about the big feller

@grizzlysparks7117 2 года назад

Every life experience Bert has had up until this point was specifically curated for this exact podcast.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahaha you Aint lying

@obsidian.... 2 года назад

@@AreYouGarbage Bart is too much for 99% of the world. He's perfect for this 🙏

@OutlierConcepts 2 года назад

"I think it was soft lightning" "I don't think soft lightning is a thing" "Well it was soft lightning"

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@theslouchedsloth9514 2 года назад

Brent describing the child just seconds after being struck by lightning as "smoldering" is something else bro

@LuckyLuch1 2 года назад

It's almost like he's been practicing telling the story since he was a child..

@jameshubisz 2 года назад

never heard this podcast until Bert posted about it, now I'm working my way through every episode laughing my ass off while I'm at work

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Thanks brotha! Love to hear that. Glad you like the show!

@duncanthompson957 2 года назад

It’s quite superb, isn’t it.

@thereflextester Год назад

Same here

@jasoncampbell9457 2 года назад

This might be the best episode yet. When Bert said "in my mouth" I laughed so hard I almost past out. My son actually came out of his room to see what was going on and said I looked like I was dying. Pure gold. Bert might be the classiest piece of trash there is.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂🙏🙏

@deactivated 2 года назад

foley's line about burnt being such a weird combo of discipline and gluttony was the greatest summary of him in history.

@Rogerkonijntje 2 года назад

underrated comment. exactly

@brandonkatona7734 2 года назад

1:07:30, one of the greatest moments in AYG history, Foley and Kippy pushing themselves away from the table after Brent announces he eats his boogers.

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

They looked like Woodward and Bernstein after they broke Watergate. Nobody gets the nitty gritty out of guests like AYG

@nickbotic 2 года назад

DUDE, yes. I just wrote a similar comment. I could watch that on repeat for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. Jesus Christ, they were just floored.

@jtapia1123 Год назад

This crosses my mind every couple months so I came back to look it up and thank you for putting the time stamp for quick referral

@jasoncavari 2 года назад

“Tampa handshake” is fucking good man lmao 😂

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahahah

@kingphonsy 7 месяцев назад

Came here to say that. It didn’t get the reaction it deserved.

@eheis5 2 года назад

I've never related to Foley more than after he asked Bert "Dude, what's wrong with you, Man?".

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@OutlierConcepts 2 года назад

I love how Brent tells a story and your left genuinely convinced he now has a natural immunity to rabies, but then you remember in all probability he just got a mosquito bite and the waitress was just messing with him

@Eblis840 2 года назад

And that kid who got struck by lightning at Publix is now Theo Von, Here's to the next big guest. Gang gang - Flash bangs. 🌩️😎🗑️

@6point5x55 2 года назад

You beautyful bastard, did you just coin Theo's new name "Flash bangs"?

@joshsolano5229 2 года назад

38:11 kippy saying “you’re my hero” was the most genuine response I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaooooo

@Revolution1117 2 года назад

Except when he said to Bort, "What's wrong with you, man??"

@monty31116 2 года назад

"You're eatin' boogers dude" - H.Foley

@greg1685 2 года назад

Foley is a legend. His side comments kill me Everytime.

@ZeZeBatata69 2 года назад

My predictions before watching it: 80% Bert talking, 15% Foley, 5% Kippy and it's mostly about food and drinks.

@rhern44 2 года назад

“Its a Tampa handshake” was a great line that got glossed over in the beginning

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahahah thanks!

@Tsureiki 2 года назад

Bert is the epitome of "We taught him wrong on purpose as a joke"

@smif86 2 года назад

I've seen every episode and I think this is the most fun I've seen you two have with a guest. Bert is for sure a first-ballot AYG Hall of Famer.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Thanks dude. Was super cool for us!

@KTF0 2 года назад

Eating boogers in front of your wife gets you in the pantheon of the AYG Hall of Fame.

@runb4its2late42 2 года назад

"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" 🤣

@absenzz 2 года назад

Kippy and uncle Hank are like kids in a candy shop on this episode 😂 fantastic episode and guest

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahaha was cool for us to have him

@westcoastkidd17 2 года назад

1:15:13 "You are such a rare form of Gluttony and Discipline" .... perfect description of Bert. He's such a rare combination of extremes. He's severely flawed and inherently garbage, but super-successful and just a generous and loving dude.

@TalkingThrones 2 года назад

Instant classic, top 5 eppy. See you boys in Pittsburgh!

@JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 года назад

Get them tickies

@JimmySilverFoot 2 года назад

Dude it's so cool to see you here

@JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 года назад

@@JimmySilverFoot gold is gold

@livefreeprintguns 2 года назад

"We can't have giraffes at our zoo." If that isn't the most perfect comedy album title of the early 2000's I don't know what is. 🤣

@davidpatriot1082 2 года назад

"saw a guy get hit by lightning at publix...we cant have giraffes in our zoo" bart spicebird is hysterical when hes around certain types of people and not focused on censoring himself and being pc, wish hed go back to his open tabs personality and be like he is being here more often. this is the best bert

@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 2 года назад

Agreed

@Jaypac1109 2 года назад

I did however cry laughing at this episode. Gentlemen, thank you so much

@josephbrowne3533 2 года назад

Starts hilarious and ends heart warming. No lighting strikes needed.

@smoovegutierrez541 2 года назад

And they say podcasters don’t listen to their fans, already know this gunna be BONKOS!

@cann0nball100 2 года назад

I wish Foley could just follow me around and be my own personal laugh track. Him just laughing cracks me up.

@stei0614 2 года назад

Not as great as Ryan sickler laugh

@juniorb881 2 года назад

“We can’t have giraffes in our zoos” 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@OkGuy1983 2 года назад

As someone who has been living in Florida for the past 20 years, I don't doubt any of Bert's Florida stories

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@SiavregNhoj 2 года назад

“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” ~ H. Foley 2022

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Perfectly said!!!

@andrestein6022 2 года назад

Holy fuck, I knew he was gonna kill it, but HOLY FUCK. This puts his trash into perspective lol

@ichi_go 2 года назад

Bert is definitely on Mt. Trashmore. Good get fellas, love the poddy!

@anthonygshit6785 3 месяца назад

28:43 😂😂😂😂foley looks like he’s gonna cry so hard and then starts laughing 😂 😂😂

@vstrvcvrtv 2 года назад

It's only right I'm drunk for this episode

@EZ-nf1rx 2 года назад

Foley: you should keep a cover on that toothbrush Bert: no, it’s my pocket! 45:47

@orangeyewglad 2 года назад

Bert is such a dumpster fire of a human being, which makes him perfect as a guest for this show.

@Stealth1919 2 года назад

Come on, he's at least a burn your restaurant down for insurance money of a human being

@Kgtv05 2 года назад

This podcast is literally the perfect platform for Bert to just talk about himself

@josephscarborough8888 2 года назад

@@Kgtv05 that's every podcast for bert.

@samanthab1923 2 года назад

But he is such a garbage person, do I need to watch?

@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 2 года назад

seems like a dumpster fire but in fact seems to be wildly successful if he can drop 100k on a birthday gift. i don't know how he's so loaded ?

@sean7sb 2 года назад

I love when kippy catches himself about to interrupt someone.. always puts his hands over his mouth so innocently. That's how your know these guys are some great humans..

@coltonjones2253 2 года назад

You must have watched this episode on shrooms lol.. jk bro I noticed that too 🤣

@sean7sb 2 года назад

@@coltonjones2253 but also maybe lololol

@cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад

"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" I can watch this episode over and over. It's amazing... Plus, if I find out that the recent footage of Tom Segura walking the side walk in New York on his phone with Pat Mcafee bashing Will Smith was from him on his way to AYG, I might just lose my fucking mind!

@matt5721 2 года назад

"We're starting an endurance racing team so I bought him one extra set of tires just incase"🤣

@tschak5367 2 года назад

Cant stop laughing at "We cant have giraffes at our zoo"

@jaredj2296 2 года назад

BERT IN THE AYG HALL OF FAME LMAO. HILARIOUS

@juless1161 2 года назад

When you’re not even 20 minutes in and someone has been struck by lightening you know it’s gonna be good!

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂🙏🙏

@miguelsomarriba1103 2 года назад

No one is going to mention how KJ got left hanging by Bert at 51:43 LMAO

@maxwerres9452 2 года назад

I can't wait for you guys to blow up. Legitimately hilarious!! This one and the tim dillon pod are instant classics.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Thank you brotha!

@ezragall9800 10 месяцев назад

This aged like a fine wine!

@MPHswayze 2 года назад

1:11:37 "I will poop, I will flush." sounds like a potty training book lmao

@aarongorham6950 2 года назад

An AYG Masterpiece! Bert put on a garbage clinic in this episode.

@Damian_1305 9 месяцев назад

"What we talking like 40 dollars?" I never laughed so hard watching comedy at home

@Devi1n555 2 года назад

this is definitely going down in the AYG hall of fame. this podcast was hilarious!

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Was a wild one!

@ann5028 11 месяцев назад

Tooth brush loose in Bert’s pocket 🤣 “Should have a cover at least.“ “No no it’s my pocket“ 🤣🤣

@portlandgoose4727 2 года назад

Bert was built for this show. Literally the only thing thats required is that you talk about yourself non-stop

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahahah hes the man!

@portlandgoose4727 2 года назад

@@AreYouGarbage he's not just the man, he's The Florida Man! Such a legend

@ben159xbox 2 года назад

Never seen the table move so much in one episode, you would think they are in California lol

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@fruitlandgrizzly 2 года назад

This is one of the funniest single podcasts I've ever seen

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Thanks dude!

@AJValentine-uc3pi 2 года назад

"It was soft lightning." "I don't think that's a thing."

@mizzle1788 2 года назад

I love y'all so much and you's guys never fail to brighten up my day. Can't wait for Theo hopefully haha. I wanna party with you 3 and McMuffin

@BrickTop06 2 года назад

Had the same thought. If Bert's on Theo better be next.

@malefic1349 2 года назад

If they do, let's hope he doesn't do his sad-boy-guilty-about-jacking off. I miss high Theo. He was great with Joey Diaz.

@deja_vu.. 2 года назад

I also requested Theo. They replied they're working on it 😃

@Quickkill6658 2 года назад

Theo would be the perfect guest

@mickeyabbot5851 2 года назад

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. Foleys face when Bert said he ate boogers in front of his wife🤣

@SycsFinest 2 года назад

I love that Bert wanted to be on the cast. These numbers are fucking cookin' baby! See you bozos in Rosemont!!!

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hes the man! See you there brotha!

@lizagibbins576 2 года назад

Aww poor Brent, bless him and his 5 family home x

@TheRantinghick 2 года назад

for reasons i cant explain i wanna see Tim and Bert eat dinner at a steak house. I feel it would be unintentionally hilarious

@seahawks337 2 года назад

dang aunt toodie is gettin herself a new handbag after this one!

@cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад

Is it weird that Burp's head is roughly the size of Foley and Kippy's heads together? "I'm sorry, I apologize. I didn't mean to insult the gentleman from Tampa. "

@evanm7236 2 года назад

The look on Foley’s face when Bert talks about eating boogers in front of his wife 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@thewonderfulworldofaunttud3215 2 года назад

Bert's old fashion; He once held me up while I did a keg stand, real ladies man and gentlemen.

@lesliedegnan 2 года назад

8:57 should be made into a gif, when KJ & Foley hear Bert say, "I think I knew a serial killer."

@OutlierConcepts 2 года назад

You can tell by that SMOOOOOOTH open its gonna be a good ep

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

🙏🙏🙏

@JohnSmith-ti3oy 2 года назад

Bert called it right off the bat, " I am a better podcast guest, then a host!" Great episode.

@jamesnavarro3928 2 года назад

Its really amazing to start watching you 2 bozos on other podcasts back before you guys even had your own podcast, to see how far youse guys have come and all the hard work we see you guys put in. Truley inspiring feel like it couldnt happen to better people

@shelleybloxom3093 2 года назад

I was dying laughing at the boys booger reaction and gagging at the same time.

@justinspratt5422 2 года назад

This is one of the best AYG episodes ever. I thought Foley's head was gonna explode when Bert said 15,000.00

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Hahahahaha thanks man

@collinsmith6816 2 года назад

"Watching you think is one of my favorite things in the world" is an epic comment from Kippy 😂

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

😂😂🙏🙏

@jacktoney7548 2 года назад

Wow when i saw an HOUR AND THIRTY EIGHT MINUTES I thought "best episode for sure" , I didn't know the last two minutes were tear jerkers! Shoutout the Army of Garbage.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

🙏🗑🙏

@_nessyp 7 месяцев назад

Bert “i think there’s a lot of anxiety in my life” as he has not stopped shaking his leg the entire time hahaha

@j.r.morgan4453 2 года назад

Just found y'all yesterday, incredible duo with a great selection of guests, torn through 3 full pods so far and doubled over laughing at each. Thank you guys for the content, I hope y'all keep spreading the awesomeness

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Thank you brotha! Welcome aboard!

@dawson1373 2 года назад

God damn heavy hitters!! Let’s go trash family

@NoahTheDude420 2 года назад

Its 2:30 I'm drunk high and maybe ate a cap, what better timing bozos. Love the pod keep it up!

@CheechElMexicano 2 года назад

"One bear roaming someone else's cave", lmao bert truly takes over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@nicolepukala7037 2 года назад

I was so happy when I saw Bert Kreischer is doing the show!!! Wowwwww!!!

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

🙏🙏 hes the best!

@jamiehamm3676 2 года назад

One of the best pods I ever watched

@maceroee 2 года назад

Bert Krysler has been the BEST guest ever. Now we need JOE ROGAN.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

🙏🗑🙏

@josiahgall8144 2 года назад

The reactions to Bert's trashiness has me howling every time I watch this ep 😂😂😂 you guys are the fucking best

@gonzodelphiki2083 2 года назад

when uncle Hanks brain shuts down after Bret says he ate 15 quail eggs. That's real honest laughter right there.

@glory_warrior6213 2 года назад

Seriously these two are gold

@GorgoScrobo 2 года назад

Thank you for this. Been waiting for Bert to invite himself forever! Now invite yourself to a reboot of “Something’s Burning”. Bert - bring it back.

@father3dollarbill 2 года назад

Yeah

@BrickTop06 2 года назад

Bert is a tough hang but the Cabin and Something's Burning were truly great.

@RepairRenovateRenew 2 года назад

Man that show ruled

@jus01011 2 года назад

1:07:27 Foley's eyes when Bert started to provided more information regarding his booger eating habits🤣

@father3dollarbill 2 года назад

What a great episode, guys. Wish you all the success in the world, all the traesh and caesh

@Yobigjake 10 месяцев назад

“The lightning was so bad in Florida we couldn’t have giraffes at our zoo” might be one of the funniest things I’ve heard bert say 😂😂😂

@WBOMBS1232 2 года назад

Bert hasn’t even been introduced yet and I already know this episode is gonna be pure chaos

@mattfrye2640 2 года назад

I almost threw up from laughing/disgust when he talked about having a booger in your mouth 😂

@lukewojdylo9241 2 года назад

Anyone who's watched more than 30 mins of Brent knows he's pure, drawstring trash. Episode is still magic. Great job guys.

@AreYouGarbage 2 года назад

Thanks brotha!

@Feral-Kid Год назад

Well I’ve never retched from a podcast before. Thanks Bert.