Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Famous Birthdays w/ Kippy & Foley 

Are You Garbage Cruise Survey: www.surveymonkey.com/r/AYGCruise

Kid: "Daddy, is that a steamship?" Dad: "No son, it's the AYG cruise and everyone is smoking heaters."

As a die hard bozo and homie from jump street, i got to say, watching you boys go on your journey from the verge of being homeless to touring, to taking nice vacations, buying a house, renting a tour bus, and now the garbage barge, it's really inspiring to see. I'm really proud of you bozo's

I live overseas in Asia, so these episodes drop bright and early on Monday morning as I'm sitting at my desk for work. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING beats starting the work week than Kippy hitting us with the "trashtrashtrash" intro

As someone in a wheelchair, I'll pass on Titanic II: The Iceberg is Coming from Inside the Ship

72 pontoon boats tied together floating in the Atlantic has a real charm to it.

" you gotta get me by the pool, cause there's no running." That's a classic right der

Woah. New artwork on the eppy?!

The boat will need to be a battleship to carry the AYG crowd I think. Heavy load if you catch my drift.

Me all my life: “I will never go on a cruise” AYG boys: “we’re thinking about putting on a cruise!” Me: “looks like I’m going on a cruise”

are you garbage if the AYG cruise doubles as a honeymoon

It’s Sunday afternoon, got the grill going, Montreal steak seasoning, screaming cold beer and an AYG! Clean. Living.

Its just a barge full of trash and seagulls cruising the New York coast😂

52:00 Patty rocking a Foleyville tshirt to her grandchild’s graduation is God tier garbaggio.

I knew I smelled something fresh about to drop into my bowl! LETS GO BOYS

Better call the fire department because there’s flames coming outta Tuddy’s. Last few episodes have been extra 🔥

31:55 "He played with one of my cousins dads" referring to your dad's brother, your uncle, as "one of my cousins dad's" is insane 🤣

It's gonna be a cargo ship we're all gonna be sleeping in shipping containers on military cots 😂

the open ocean is terrifying but im more than willing to conquer my fears with all the homies...sign me up gang

Girlfriend was outta town, I had the bed to myself.. I hit the Penjamin Button and threw this on and GOOD NIGHT. One of the best episodes in such a long time. Laughs and giggles as far as the eye can see! Or, I was just incredibly stoned since I don’t smoke often. Either way, love you’se!

Oh my gosh, you guys have made me have a Pavlovian affect with the, "Those numbers areee..." and I just respond out of necessity "Tru-da-roof!" xD

Cruising the Caribbean with the Jam Up kings? Count me tf in

"Uncle Hank and Aunt Tuddy's Beachbound Bozo Bonanza"....Patent pending

Oh no don't ask the garbage crowd if they want to cruise without doing a credit check😂

Family ep after family ep! So grateful since these kinds of eppies are my fave! Happy to be blessed with this quality trash 🗑️ ✨🙏

I’m down for a Cruise ! Let’s go!

You guys already know what I'm doing. 60 minute bathroom break and hitting the penjamin. Let's get it boys

35:14 "Verdauungsspaziergang" is the word Kippy is looking for.

AYG cruise with the homies would be unreal 😂

Toby not telling Foley he shares a birthday with Steve Jobs is probably best for his ego😂😂. Love youse

That better be a well stocked buffet on that cruise ship. I’m thinking 24 hr shrimp cocktails for us sober folks

Whoa the boys must have gotten "an offer they can't refuse 😂"👏👏 I thought these 2 HAAAATED cruises😂🎉 Should be a good time have fun boys🤙🍻💨

These 3 are a force to be reckoned with. The fact that this show doesn't get stale is a fucking damn testament to the speed, wit and sheer showmanship here at the gathering of the greatest garbage America has to offer. Makes me proud to share a boarder with your country gentlemen. I salute you

“We both have nice cans” NOTHIN ON THAT!!!!!! lol 39:44

Nose wide open at the Parmesan 😂💀

Survey done! Hit me uppp lmao. I’ve never even considered boarding a cruise ship in my life but I’d live on an AYG cruise ship! LFGGGG 🗑️

I would 100% go on a garbage cruise with Sam Tallent headlining

I work security for themed cruises. I met you guys on the Fully Loaded Cruise. Do it! More work for me and I love AYG and working comedy cruises!

The woods are the complete opposite of a field, a field has no trees - Foley "Huh" with a confused look

My dad used to use one of bendable strength bars Infront of the TV.

“chickey chickey parm parm” is the only way I’ll refer to a chicken parm from now on lmaooo

The only cruise I would ever consider going on would be the AYG cruise. Deodorant mandatory though please

New Patreon bonus: you get to send memes to Uncle Hank

I GOT SO WORRIED ABOUT TEXTS SHOWING ON THE BILL TOO!! Haha

As a northern homie, Canadian trash, I love how youse guys spelt Province as Providence 😂 Wouldn’t expect any less from The Trash Men

The plaid cargo shorts are the official shorts of Applebees 2009.

I've been drunk in a field a thousand times. You live out in the sticks sometimes you take short cut , better view , or just seen an empty patch walking by and decide to post up for a cig

Filled out the cruise survey! This has to happen! 🙌I’m in! 🙋‍♂️

If AYG hits international waters I’m not sure Tuddy would be able to handle the debauchery. ALL ABOARD, I’M IN. Catch you Bozos on the day at sea passin heaters and drinking out of Listerine bottles 🤣🤣

I'd break out some serious coin to have a heater and an ice cold brew with the boys!

toby was too cool for school w the "idk 4 or 5" comment

An AYG cruise is spot on for brand

It would be very on brand to somehow hit an iceberg on the way from Florida to the Bahamas

Foley that flow is just 🤌

Just get us a tug boat. Thats a perfect fit for all us garbage mermen

My favorite podcast. Always enjoy

Every time Kippy reads a huge company’s crazy yearly revenue number Foley thinks it’s too low 😂

The new font selection on the thumbnail grabbed my attention like a yellow checkered cab driving thru a crowd of Asians

17:35 was a good piece of business

The AYG Sunday is my favorite part of the week! 🗑️

38:08 I share a birthday with Hitler, Luther Van dross and 420.

The AYG cruise = a few laps around Atlantic City.

Look forward to the family episodes hard!!! Funny as hell, seen yall live, keep up the good work fam! 😂💚

Is it garbage to fill out the whole survey until seeing the prices and then back buttoning out of there? I’M TRAAASH

Foley better be dressed as Jack Sparrow manning the wheel on that cruise

The designated smoking areas are gonna be JAMMED UP

Cug really left an imprint on the boys HOW YA DOIN HOW YA DOIN HOW YA DOIN HOW YA DOIN HOW YA DOIN

Are you garbage if: you light a lighter (with gas but no flint) with another lighter (with flint but no gas) to light a cig?

I love that meme of the dead Amish kid in overalls laying next to a corn field. "When you say you're staying the night at your friends but you're dying in a field."

Famous people I share bday with. Jerry Seinfeld, Michelle Pfeiffer, Uma Therman and Dale Earnhardt. Shout out April 29th baby!

Best intro in the game!

"S-P-I-D-E-R" "Yeah I know how to spell spider" "...me too" It's little things like that that kill me 😂

I'm from and live in Baltimore and Rita's has been around for quite a long time here! Nothing like a swedish fish Italian ice with vanilla custard

If the cruise isn't an overbooked tugboat I'll be extremely disappointed

In college there was a thing if you wore cargo shorts and put your phone charger in same pocket as your bud & yayo No security guard would touch you

38:25 "God rest her soul....the broad" right after the other killed me hahahaha

I’m down for the cruise if it leaves from the Philly ship yard 🛥️

Oh I'm definitely in. Though I am moving abroad next spring. So i prolly can't go, but I still vote, hell yea! You young goons enjoy!

7:46 Man the collision of worlds between AYG and Simi Valley was wholly unexpected but amazing

Oh THAT type of cruising

Cruise? Yes, please!

Best remedy for the Sunday comedown right here fellas!!

A CRUISE? lol. Someone going overboard

Needed this Ep today 🙏🏻❤️👊🏻 the boys always save me on bad days

Its classy as hell to watch AYG in the tub with a heater & A Glass of anything. SCREAMING COLD

Keep the family episodes coming fellas 😎👊 always the best

That cruise needs to go to cape may, sea isle, and seacrets in oc maryland

100% down for cruise

The sound at 23:54 scared the shit out of me for some reason

“Just rollin’ around in ‘John’ Voight’s car…” 🎶🎶

Nothing better than sitting down on a Sunday evening with you bozos

Foley getting all the way to today with an incorrect understanding of what a field is...chef's kiss

Closest Rita's to me is 3 hours away in Springfield Missouri but I'll be close to the one in fort Collins Colorado in a few months!! Adding it to the list!

Just came off the new Patreon episode to catch the fresh freebie 😂😂

I needed a huge laugh today!!! Success, thanks Boys 🎉

Danny Brown would be a awesome musical guest for the cruise

That is so funny I can picture a family member flipping out. Because their last name is on T shirt that says they're crazy.

Kippy's laugh reminds me of the count from Sesame Street. Today's number is 3... 1, 2, 3, ah ah ah aaaah 3. 😂

Will the cruise have a tugboat mode ? 😂😂 hello ladies 😂😂

I am stoked for this cruise! I wanna see Aunt Tuddy in a 2 piece. Howyadoin?