Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Geoffrey Asmus!

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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Geoffrey Asmus! You know Asmus from stand up comedy, You're an Idiot, Soder Podcast, Stavvy's World, Stuff Island, Bein' Ian, and so much more! Make sure to check out his special "The Only Funny White Man" Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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29 июн 2024

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@AreYouGarbage 24 дня назад

Are You Garbage Cruise Survey: www.surveymonkey.com/r/AYGCruise

@deannad9105 23 дня назад

I am betting the lawsuits kept the neighbors from letting the Asmus kids in their pool😂

@GeoffreyAsmus 23 дня назад

Hahahaha damn

@CatFaceJake 23 дня назад

😂 you’re 100% right

@miwoisthata5186 23 дня назад

the neighbors got wise on their racket, the sister could’ve brought in half a mil

@Tommyk3576 22 дня назад

😂😂😂

@tylerschroeder3722 11 дней назад

Dead on!!

@AllHandlesTaken91 24 дня назад

Glad to see Geoffrey getting his name out! Funny ass dude

@FizzleSkate 23 дня назад

Kippy with the “and then he sued you for embarrassment” 😂😂😂

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

hahaha!

@redi275 23 дня назад

This is one of your best episodes. What a childhood this guy had. Poor salamander 😂

@andystreet339 24 дня назад

Uncle Hank has talked so much with his hands, he has scared up the table with his watch lol

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

hahaha

@MrSatantheSinner 23 дня назад

I pointed that out to my gf just last month!😂

@user59371 23 дня назад

Don’t tell Patty she’ll freak out

@andystreet339 23 дня назад

Patreon idea, have Foley tie his hands behind his back or tie them up and have him try to do the episode without using his hands lol

@theakspud 24 дня назад

You already know boys, hitting the penjamin and letting the new guy cover my hour long bathroom break.

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

respect it!

@itsarealearworm 24 дня назад

Kippy got a fade? What a world

@0GbobbyJohnson 23 дня назад

The barber is a magician lol

@TheLispner 23 дня назад

Mr Neptune

@howcandykilledu 23 дня назад

He went back to the Dominicans.

@vandalistica 23 дня назад

Fading from the front backwards. I'll go ahead and assume nothing on that.

@nsgambino94 23 дня назад

The bucks county special lol

@SamDickinsonjazz 21 день назад

Soooo happy to see Geoff poppin off. I heard him open for Mark Normand a few years ago when not enough folks knew his name!

@nirradical 14 дней назад

Damn this makes me happy to see Asmus has opened for Normand. I kept thinking how badly the 2 of them need to meet. Asmus should be on the level of Normand (and will soon). Hell yeah.

@GatoPardo-js9ie 24 дня назад

Justice for H. Foley

@FreeOfAllFear 24 дня назад

Petition to redo the last round

@cloudbloom 24 дня назад

He had it comin I can tell ya that right now🤌

@garrettporter7302 24 дня назад

He was robbed!!

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

big man!

@user-he1lt3fo9p 23 дня назад

Justice for the big man!!!

@Matts_Mind 23 дня назад

I swear this is Mike Feeney in a different body. The voice, stories, even the laugh!

@ghost3918 15 дней назад

Never thought of this before lmao Feeney always reminded me of a younger John Mulaney.

@dollar42027 24 дня назад

Growing up in Minnesota and going to college in Wisconsin is borderline blasphemous

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

hahahha

@jimsonjohnson3761 23 дня назад

Not really. Nobody really cares. The suckers are the ones paying tuition anywhere is what's blasphemous

@jackdean622 24 дня назад

Real ALPHA shit let’s goooooo! I feel like the young Prince of trash Geoffrey will fit in superbly here.🎩

@GoGoJuice120 23 дня назад

Kippy's new special: World Fade Center

@gnarmalade8733 23 дня назад

The funniest part of this episode is Foley just losing it the whole time

@ryankelly3784 23 дня назад

Geoffrey Ausmus is hilarious! Go Badgers

@kunai92 23 дня назад

Fuck yes. Finally we get an alpha on the podcast.

@chelsea2112 24 дня назад

3:50 grew up 30mins apart lived very different lives 🤣🤣🤣

@chelsea2112 23 дня назад

Ok. I lied. Food was the same 🤣 I was cool in high school tho hahahaha

@shanekohlmeier6359 23 дня назад

Grew up in Woodbury MN too. Class of 06. Now I'm going to follow this guy 😂😂😂

@chelsea2112 23 дня назад

@@shanekohlmeier6359 he’s so funny. I’ve been him open for soder. He’s hilarious

@Mike2488 22 дня назад

Maplewood MN Class of 06

@beejereeno2 22 дня назад

Woodbury Class of '91 here. I grew up in Newport, though. A bit of a long school bus ride :P

@nickb9379 24 дня назад

Let’s go Geoffrey is hilarious !

@monichicaz28 23 дня назад

It's not often i hear someone with a dorkier high school experience than mine but here we are

@CorpsesofCupids 23 дня назад

been waiting for asmus to appear on this pod! man's a killer with the zingers

@Ivanlikestoparley 24 дня назад

Hungover at work fellas thank for the entertainment

@karldomogalla2058 23 дня назад

Someone's gotta tell Geoff that Cub Foods is still bangin'.

@GoGoJuice120 22 дня назад

I saw one in Freeport, IL

@TonyMarselle 11 дней назад

They turned into winco on the west coast.

@alexchavez217 23 дня назад

His friend group is like Malcoms friend group in Malcom in The Middle lol 😂

@MrSupercoolkid1998 24 дня назад

Finally an alpha comic in here

@chasefrost1401 23 дня назад

Freddy Kruger: piss in your dream, piss in real life

@Spam_Dolphin 24 дня назад

I'm excited for this one! this guy is a good guy

@Vinylvine22 23 дня назад

I love this guy. Geoffrey Asmus has been my favorite comedian for the last year few years.

@Brrrax21 23 дня назад

I picture his family sitting at a table with a salad bowl full tuna with bags of chips around it lol

@xAjido 20 дней назад

"How'd you kill her" A+ delivery.

@jessiepace9763 23 дня назад

Geoff is funny on every podcast he does!! Glad to see him on AYG 😊

@dianep4675 2 дня назад

This guy's childhood was hysterically and tragically funny! Bring him back for round 2 already!!!!!

@GrimMetropolis 24 дня назад

Finally, the queen of crowd work...

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 24 дня назад

That thumbnail looks like a recruitment poster for "Handsy Uncles Anonymous"

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

hhaha love youse

@ando2821 24 дня назад

Every Sunday evening, I make a coffee at 6:58 pm then sit down and wait for the boys. Cheers to you fellas

@Jeremycook_ 24 дня назад

Coffee at 7pm? Youse watchin it at a meeting?

@CatFaceJake 23 дня назад

@@Jeremycook_😂

@raygreeko 24 дня назад

Geoffrey has been killing it the past couple years. Guna try and go see him in point pleasant this month

@samanthascipione7113 2 дня назад

In absolute tears listening to this guys childhood to adulthood Jesus this is too funny!

@BlueHol3 20 дней назад

Kippy casually flexing his new fade like it’s not a big thing 😆

@The-Finisher 22 дня назад

Finally an Alpha guest.

@sk8legendz 23 дня назад

Nearly took a drink out of my bong opening this😂

@chriscunnington7954 23 дня назад

Drive ins did it nice a double feature. I remember seeing Casper and Apollo 13 at the drive-in, but the first Jurassic Park in the rain as a kid it doesn't get any better than that. I cannot for the life of me remember what the matinee was though. Good times

@asinglesalmon 23 дня назад

foley’s disbelief, is one of the best things I have seen in podding Toby with absolute bangers I appreciate the candor Geoffrey, strong

@johndreker1613 23 дня назад

The dead end description reminds me so much of my dad's current house. It's a dead end road with just two houses. The road ends at his driveway, but his house is setback, so it can't be seen from the road. He asked the town to put a dead end sign on the road because people constantly turned around in the driveway trying to get to a neighborhood that was actually about a half mile away. The town took their time about it and then decided to put up a "no outlet" sign, which obviously didn't stop people from looking for a neighborhood by turning down his driveway. What's even worse is that his driveway splits, with one side going to his house and the other to a pole barn he built, so some people actually try both "roads".

@joeysito420 23 дня назад

The guest I've been waiting for 🔥 thank you boys🗑️

@tannernolen15 18 дней назад

I’m so glad you guys finally had him on, yous definitely gotta have him back, I feel like there’s so much more to uncover 😂

@Buncle4u 22 дня назад

I grew up in the neighboring city, Cottage Grove, MN. Weird to here some one on this show hit every keyword of my childhood. LMAO

@brandonlang8999 22 дня назад

I got to see Asmus doing open mics at Comedy on State in Madtown when he was 1st starting out, and he was crushing it back then. Congrats man on the success!!

@johnblandersen1626 23 дня назад

Asmus is one of the greatest comics coming up today! Watch his special and learn of his incredible prowess on the mic. Great joke writer and phenomenal standup!! Cheers to da boys on dis one!

@DynamoMD 24 дня назад

Gimme that alpha comedy, baby!

@Dadiplomatt23 23 дня назад

I’m from MN and this guy had the exact same life as me lol

@beachchickensmedia 23 дня назад

Funniest comic ive seen live. I cried laughing. Hilarious dude.

@grayjinghutongz8393 22 дня назад

"That's too much tuna" LOL!

@jeffreycarpenter1864 23 дня назад

I have always held T-bone in high regard…then he slighted Ween. I will still continue to be a $10 hoagie. But my support for the man who crosses the “t’s” and dots the “i’s” has taken a huge hit. Ween puts on some of the greatest live shows I’ve ever seen

@ComedianMikeivy 23 дня назад

Geoff rules! Opened for him in Cleveland and saw him burn the house down in Austin! 😮😂

@GeoffreyAsmus 23 дня назад

👑👑

@GoGoJuice120 22 дня назад

@GeoffreyAsmus dude you killed it, thx bud

@dustinbrummett3774 19 дней назад

Butcher Box definitely wrote that promo for ya. “Is it ground beef or hamburger meat?” lol

@wharris123184 24 дня назад

11:16 Foley with the quick hits! 😂

@TalkingThrones 24 дня назад

Minnie-soda!

@NaritusPwN 23 дня назад

Asmus is so funny. He is a certified dork 100%

@Bigfatlownotes 23 дня назад

Foley got the giggles a few times in this one

@paynemeikle5853 23 дня назад

I'm from Woodbury never knew anyone famous came from here. Been here 32 Years

@OutlierConcepts 5 дней назад

The priest bit got me because growing up I thought the same thing. He's up there cranking a fresh 20 out each week and by the later masses he's gotta have a heater of a set worked out.

@maceroee 22 дня назад

I am in school to become a nurse for special needs kids. I love working with kids and I finally found my calling.

@stevenpyron3406 23 дня назад

$10 homie here, so I obviously know what I'm talkin' about here, this is a legendary episode!

@AreYouGarbage 23 дня назад

love youse!

@stevenpyron3406 23 дня назад

@@AreYouGarbage love youse guys back

@powk3444 23 дня назад

ive been waiting quite some time to see Geoffrey Asmus on here🔥🔥🔥

@Renegade0Funk 21 день назад

Geoffrey Ass is one of my favorite new(er) comedians. Only Funny White Man was an absolute killer special

@rodraco1268 22 дня назад

Heater of an episode. I laughed too many times! One of the high replay valued episodes.

@jackworthy7126 24 дня назад

Gotta say I think the old thumbnails are better. One might even say classier?

@andrewhardy2635 23 дня назад

Petitioning for a stream of Foley playing Red Dead 2... Ill never stop!!

@MartianAmbassador69 23 дня назад

Foley when those dorks were talking about wetting the bed for 10 minutes 😂

@mikewilcox8653 23 дня назад

Love the Rhode Island shout out even tho it was about the station nightclub fire 😂

@scottp.548 23 дня назад

Make sure Aunt Tuddy sees this guy leave without injury or the cruise may be nixed.

@PearlDrumsHead 23 дня назад

Had to ask Siri to play the Saliva song he mentioned he blasted otw to prom and this man was a babe MAGNET!!!

@boagski 23 дня назад

Dude turned out alright despite facing death and some brutal nicknames growing up! Good lesson for the kids that school life is not your actual life

@fliptophiphop1894 23 дня назад

Saw this guy headline in Knoxville and he was really good 👍

@chadheydt8221 23 дня назад

St Peter that's where all the crazies live in the damn loony bin😂 great show anytime I see a Minnesota guy on here I love it❤

@user-ku6uf2qj1l 22 дня назад

Geoffrey Asmus: Pet Murderer. In theaters this christmas.

@wakenow1 24 дня назад

The station fire during the great white concert was absolutely wild.

@adamgil7346 23 дня назад

I was outside. I didn’t know my cousin was trapped inside. Didn’t end well

@svkettlebelle1653 23 дня назад

I had won tickets to that show that night !! Went with band to record instead, had some friends there , awful night. RIP Tracy King.

@livefire81 22 дня назад

"Checking into a hotel with a cooler is trash" now?!? No way, been doing it for years all over the US and I'm classy AF, ask my PO.

@samtavakoli6682 23 дня назад

Jesus this guys high school experience, had me considering offing myself.

@chiblin44 23 дня назад

Chocolate and Cheese is a great album with a great cover.

@josef2012 23 дня назад

Underboob ftw!

@ashleyromero5302 23 дня назад

Was the tuna bad? Omg 😂

@TheLispner 23 дня назад

As a person born in the 80s in mn we were living in the 50s through the 90s

@isaacaldrich3873 23 дня назад

He actually dropped a lot of MN knowledge, he nailed it.

@livefire81 22 дня назад

Blowing $200k and suing your babysitter were really the nails in the coffin on this one, let's not kid ourselves here.

@PutbackGeneral 24 дня назад

Thank God, I was stuck watching Dr.Phil interviews 😅😅😅

@brules_rules 23 дня назад

Hopefully the Adam Ray ones lol

@terrancesummervilleii5134 23 дня назад

"You died" all time kippy quote

@Tommyk3576 22 дня назад

Morgan & Morgan prospective client here 😂

@cracklecracklebaybay5612 23 дня назад

Tuna never goes bad!?!? That's all we need to hear. Geoffrey, you sir are garbage. 😆 Tuna goes bad QUICK 😆

@Natemire 23 дня назад

AYG burns down Dayton funny bone Foley : "GANG THE ON THE LAMB TOUR KICKS OFF THIS WEEK IN A SERIES OF UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS....."

@danalee8639 21 день назад

Loved this. Gotta have Geoffrey back sometime.

@Maostodon 19 дней назад

Late to this, Asmus nation is proud

@Fabian080690 7 дней назад

Quarter mil back in 2006-2008 at age 18 is NUTS

@mattyisinSD 23 дня назад

I really love that 'slaughter' and 'laughter' are only 1 letter apart

@notsure725 23 дня назад

Kind of like “penis” and the football player “penix”

@chwillsie 23 дня назад

Im from woodbury. Never in my life did I think an AYG guest would be from here lol

@Jordan-vf4up 23 дня назад

WHOA WE FINALLY GOT THE ALPHA IN THE ROOM

@asinglesalmon 23 дня назад

I am blown away, most insane ep I have seen

@Gernyy 23 дня назад

This is next level lmao

@chuckcarmichael7835 22 дня назад

First guest with an Ed Gein Reference. Funny stuff

@chumpchange262 19 дней назад

Averaging 13 audible "shut up Tobys" an ep

@Jodynotfamous 23 дня назад

Neptune’s hair is looking full this summer