Paper: cidrdb.org/cidr2022/papers/p13... Authors: Andrew Crotty (Carnegie Mellon University)*; Viktor Leis (Friedrich-Alexander-Universität Erlangen-Nürnberg); Andrew Pavlo (Carnegie Mellon University)
I love your presentation. Compact and quite funny. Thank you for this. Interesting and useful information. Also, can't stress enough how much I appreciate that it's 10 minutes and not 1 hour long.
Very useful information and I appreciate it very much!! As for the title options you had, I think that the final one is the best. You have a very good article and something less agressive attracts more old guys like me.
Build and run, then fix it if the product is still alive, which is the best practice of engineers. Make sure everything is under control and implemented in DBMS, which is the tradition of DB folks.
Think your alternative titels have more poetry. Anyway, good stuff! Remember back-in-the-days when I was looking for a decent way to do IPC with windows32 and people pointed me to file mapping. Brand new feature back then. And my intuitive reaction “WTF, why solve a simple problem with a complicated solution that even misses the point?”