I'm a Chinese and I laughed my ass off. Ever since a child I've had trouble with those toilets. I've only successfully shitted in one of those once in my life. Yeah. Bathrooms in USA are every day blessings.
As someone who has shit in the woods on multiple occasions, the trick is to lean foreword as far as possible. You have to have your ass sticking out as far as possible. Also pants down to the ankle.
@TheCampfire a far cry from genius or amazing. The orders were regarding his time in China, not forever...Also he wasn't even telling a joke he was merely giving contextual setup for a story. @Joe mama better than "literally".
I don't think the USA is #1 with toilets. Here in Japan, my toilet has a heated seat, deodorizer spray button, warm massage-jet butt cleaner, and dryer button. Mine is the average model.
Ari jokes about standing on his western toilet at home to mimic the squat toilet, that is legitimately how I've been using the toilet for 10 years now. I can't even think of sitting to go now, it's just not the correct way. Squatting to go cures hemorrhoids among other benefits.
Get a "squatty-potty" . Device that goes around the front of the toilet, so you can put your feet up on it, and be at a better angle to poop...feels pretty good actually...
When I was in my late teens partying with my friends. They gave me feenamint gum laxative and told me they were chiclets gum. I shit on my neighbors front lawn because I couldn't make it to anywhere else..
Experts claim that the squatting position is more natural and can help avoid colon disease, constipation, hemorrhoids, pelvic floor issues and similar ailments. The more you know!
i bought one of those squatty things that go under your toilet to get you into position and i'll say it doesn't do that much. but for some reason i can't not use it now.
@@shaneikaberryman10 hate to break it to you but shaneika don't live here no mo and do we care helll no (probably will have to look that one up for context sweetie)
I've seen a lot of those, but the weirdest one was in a Spanish football stadium. They had "hole in the ground" toilets - on the second floor! Like what the hell, they actually brought dirt up the stairs, placed it on the concrete and then dug a hole in it? I don't even understand how it worked. Was it connected to anything? Or did they just let everything evaporate over time? On the second floor, in a "modern" stadium? Must have been way easier just to install normal toilets.
Back in the 70s my friend said he was going on a world trip and I said I had important advice for him..bring toilet paper..when he returned he said it was the best advice he ever gotten for traveling 😆
Ari is a GREAT Stand-Up/Story teller... While most comedians are just good at either or, he can do both really well!! (Both Bert K. & Tom Segura are also great at it!)
It's weird to see someone talking shit about squat toilet, cause when I first came to America, I really don't wanna use the public restrooms where you have to seat bareass on the seat. And America restrooms don't have the trash cans to put garbage in, like that's gonna need a lot of water per flush to get it down and is very easy to get stuck. Really good jokes though, just exactly the opposite of my experience
Ari describes it perfectly.I did a job an industrial equipment installation in Beijing. Chinese do not usually have window treatments either. Only restroom I was allowed to use had a window-when you squatted on the hole you were facing the window-which put you in clear view of the people walking up to the front door of the building. Not good.
Has an American who would love to go to Asia someday I just now learned about the squat toilet I myself would most likely struggle with the squatting style because I'm clumsy at times I still would love to visit China though
I'm from Portugal and I went to Florence in Italy for a week and found one of those. Some girls refused to pee in it, but idk why since a lot of girls don't even sit in public toilets. it's a little more Tricky though. I know from nurses that if you are having problems with nro.2, you should do it that way, I guess the intestines are in a better position.
just look in the public gardens too, especially around hotels, my man travelled from one side to other with tv production and had pics of them beside the biggest dope plants you've ever seen just growing randomly. :)
There was a show called "An Idiot Abroad" and he was in rual china coming back from the bathrooms and saw an old man carrying a folding chair with the hole cutting Center walking to the bathrooms. If I ever go to China I will have one of these on me
